What was it like to trust someone? She wished that she could remember, but the past had ruined that. Would this new mystery man prove to be different, or was he like the one before him? Reid/OC (New and improved rewrite being published- now with an actual ending! Tune in on my profile)

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

A story about a young Autobot who goes through academy life and meets new friends and new rivals. Accepting Applications

The war is over in the Autobot favor. Mechs have bonded and chosen their paths into a new life. Integrated into a new society, Jazz and Prowl begin to raise an unexpected family. Together with several friends, they experience challenges, dangers, experiences, and more. Expect fluff, smut, mpreg, death. OCs are present. Rated M to be safe. JazzxProwl, TwinsxBlue, BeexOC, & many more

Sunstreaker and Sideswipe find themselves somehow lost in a forest that they don't remember ever going to. Chapter 2: The twins find themselves living in a hole as the sole survivors of a nuclear war. Chapter 3: Prowl signs Sunstreaker and Sideswipe up for Wheeljack's day care service.

Something strange is happening in the Ark. Fears are running high, and bots are disappearing. Nothing is as it seems, and even that saying seems far fetched. The twins try to bring about order, but with Red Alert accompanying, it's hard to be sure what's really happening.

Prowl decides to stop hiding his relationship with Jazz and does so with a vengeance. Jazz is delighted. Smokescreen is amused. The rest of the Autobots get the shock of their lives.

2k14verse. It's the middle of Spring and the boys are acting weird - what could be the cause of it all? Set before April & Raph are together.

When Cecil and Carlos have their first fight, Carlos comes up with a disgustingly cute idea to win back Cecil's affections by channeling his inner Carlos Santana.

"Harmonicas are evil. Postal workers are liars. Life is endless. Welcome to Night Vale." One-shot Night Vale episode. Features a brand new plot with Cecil and Carlos. Completed.

{Complete} What if Jack hasn't been completely alone in the 300 or so years since the Moon granted him his powers? 11 years after Jack receives his Guardianship, he finds himself telling Jamie about the true tale of the Snow Queen, and of their love story that has been lost to time and much more fantastical legends. Romance, angst, adventure Image from: StronGyu(tumblr)

Sideswipe's been gone for a long while and Sunstreaker is worried so he goes to go look for him, and of course, even Sides can prove the impossible to be possible - Disclaimer: Transformers (c) Hasbro - Note: :D Finally I got one of my ideas for these two out! Yay! Hope you like it

G1 AU Bluestreak/Sideswipe/Sunstreaker Bluestreak is the Second Creation of Praxian nobles. Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are First Creations of Crystal City noble family. Even though it's Sunstreaker that's supposed to find and court a mate for him and his twin, it doesn't quite work out that way, much to Sideswipe's amusement.

Elsa decides to climb the mountain to visit her castle made of ice so she can be alone when she gets a very unexpected visitor. Jack Frost! Will she fight him off, or will she allow him to stay and chat? Jelsa (Jack Frost and Elsa) Multichap. Rated for language and possibly future chapters.

Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...

While in med bay for repairs, Bee lets his feelings go wild as Ratchet works to repair the smaller bot. Can Ratchet return the feelings or will the old, grump bot give in to desire? An unexpected twist happens to Ratchet when he saved Bumblebee's life... ( Graphic in later chapters)

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

Jack Frost tells Jamie and Sophie a fairy tale about the Snow Queen and her new invisible friend.

Jack's here on a yearly visit to bring snow to Aerendelle, but what's this? It's already snowing! He stops for a few days for a vacation, only to meet the stunning Queen Elsa, who is apparently responsible for doing his job for him. Along with her clumsy sister and equally as clumsy fiance, plus a few characters on the way, Jack sets out to help Elsa with her powers

Castiel has never learned how to ride a bike until Dean takes it upon himself to make him learn. Enjoy!

Reasons why interfacing with your captive while he is carrying is a bad idea... -oneshot-

We've seen what happens when fangirls invade each faction's base separately, but what happens when the Autobots and Decepticons are together?

When one of their most valuable players defects and joins the Decepticons, the Autobots are left to pick up the pieces and wonder why. Rated T, maybe M in later chapters.

A parody in two acts for four actors. Aided by his companions, the newly regenerated Doctor is ready to take on a cardboard debutante, a carnivorous television, an obnoxious Sontaran, rowdy alien rappers, and more. But his new form is plagued by feelings of angst and guilt, and he can't shake the feeling that the universe is out to get him... (Sequel to Bad Wolf: A stage play)

A parody in one act for three actors, starring the Ninth Doctor and Rose Tyler. Rose is just a high-school dropout trying to make her way as a shopgirl in the tough neighborhood of London, England-until she is whisked away by the Doctor. Misadventures ensue, the Doctor tries to restrain his violent nature, and the travelers are pursued by two mysterious words: Bad Wolf.

Lennox thought he was running a military base, not a babysitting service. 101 things the Autobots don't understand about Earth. Chapter Eight- The Super Soldier, Wushi pinky hold, and Night Terrors

There are many things that could cause an explosion, but No bots can surpass these two bots at causing explosions. Don't even try. Wheeljack and Unicronia cannot be surpassed in that field. Whether they do it on purpose or not. "I wish I could blow up like you. You're just so elegant when you do it."

Annabelle Lennox has a new fort on the Autobot military base, and she only has two rules: no boys allowed, and you have to know the secret password. Sent by Ratchet to retrieve some parts, Ironhide has to enter the fort...and it's not going to be as easy as he first thought. Set near the beginning of TF: Dark of the Moon.

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker finally get some alone time after landing on Earth. Someone accidentally stumbles upon them. Slash

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker are on Earth barely a week before they challenge Optimus' authority. Jack and Miko witness the results

Each Wrench has a story, a story that proves why not to get on Ratchet's badside! A collection of memories, each ending in some head bashing with a wrench in different ways!

A new relic gives Arcee a chance to satisfy her curiosity with Jack.

TFPrime verse. Starscream shows up unannounced in the eradicons' shower room looking for someone to bathe him after an accident. Steve x Starscream.

Canadian rainforest on the cusp of winter was hardly the ideal romantic spot for a high-maintenance sports-car. Yet, somehow, Breakdown could make it work.

Full Title: Jazz's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Vacation. In which vacations are supposed to be relaxing, but Jazz somehow missed that memo. Rated for language.

"Just mech up Jazz, it's an organic. It can't hurt you that badly for Primus' sake!"

Prime. Written in response to SargesGrl12's "Bully." As it turns out, Vince isn't one to ignore a blow to his pride. As the delinquent continues to give Rafael and his friends hell, Ratchet takes it upon himself to fix their problems by any means necessary.

Fangirls invade the Nemisis. What happens? Read to find out! One-shot.

Derek Morgan doesn't realize that what he really needs is someone to be there for him. He looks for a way to escape his past and finds much more when he meets Grace Stevenson. Morgan/OC

This is why you should never take energon cookies away from two very pregnant saboteur femmes. Bad things happen. Just ask Ratchet. Randomness ensues! Minor language, tie-in with War Within a Spark. I might continue it if people ask me to

"If I'm right, something about Tactical Officer's flying off the handle and picking a fight is in data-pad three, page four thousand and twenty two, paragraph four."

Sequel to Shadow's Glance. Bluestreak is still shaken after his hallucination and wants help from his mate. Sticky slash, mech/mech action, possessive kink. One-shot.

**Re-Posted-see A/N** How many millennia does it take to say those three little words, I Love You? Three words, harmless when not in the same sentence, but combined seem to have the power to shape your future, even more so if left unsaid! Rated M for charachter death.

Hairdressing is really useful, unless you are caught in a giant robot war on Earth. Yeah, that's me, soon to be hairdresser, but can't do a thing to help the Autobots win against Megaloser and his cronies. Damn, life hates me.

What happens when Conner gets hit with a bowling ball? Better than it sounds! Read and review!

Set in "Stronger, Faster." What happened when Ratchet walked through the Ground Bridge? Did he confront Bee before running away? Well, here's one take on it.

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

When Knock Out finds himself short an assistant, he turns to Starscream and with a bit of blackmail, he gets his replacement. Starscream thinks its the Pits but he soon finds that Knock Out is quite a professional. Sticky and all that good stuff!

Having left Cybertron in a seemingly endless quest for new sources of energon, The Autobots come across some interesting characters in the void of space.

READ MRS.BABYSITTER VS MR.TRUCK FIRST. This is a collection of one shots that tell of events that happen after Babysitter and before the yet to be announced sequel. Chapters will vary in rating.

The Autobots watch Transformers 2007. Pretty much crack, G1.

"Ghosts and spirits aren't real, Miko," Raf chuckled. "Said the boy sitting in the missile silo that houses living robots!" Miko countered. TF:Prime - the kids explain some Halloween traditions to the Autobots. Challenge!fic.

"Why!" Sideswipe sobbed into the Rec-Room table, "They were in their prime!"

You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:

Jessica is Sam's older sister, while her brother and parents are gone on vacation Jessica is stuck at home in 100 degree heat, with no air conditioner. What is she gonna do? Car!Bumblebee/OC, warning MAJOR SMUT!

Andi has decided it is time Axle had a bath, and he is not at all amused...at first. Follows "Of Axles and Hackers" OC/OC Oneshot.

Nyssa gets a little surprise when she rumages through her brother's toolbox...

When a new demigod girl comes to Camp Half Blood, what will she think of it? More importantly what will she think of the son of the God of thieves who's suddenly taken a interest in her? Will she let him steal her heart? ConnorxOC. After TLO. No TLH.R&R.

Love is a rare and precious thing. When broken it can change a whole life. This is the story of how Ironhide lost and found love and his trip from Decepticon to Autobot. R&R please

An alternate decision in TF:P episode 7 "Scrapheap". Optimus and Arcee want to survive the arctic temperatures, and decide a quick interface is the way to do it. Originally written for the lj kink meme. One-shot.

Normally, Arcee objected to lounging about on Saturdays, but today she just couldn't resist. Bumblebee/Arcee brother/sister fluff, based off of Transformers: Prime.

IDW: Complete. Blurr's got an addiction. A hot, sticky, steamy addiction, and three mechs who will gladly help him out. SLASH! Mech/Mech Blurr/?/?/? PWP.

One-shot set after Out of his Mind. Being responsible for the resurrection of the most evil creature in the universe isn't much of a confidence builder.

The BAU team is in for a bit of fun at JJ's new pool!

Many years later, Jessie takes one last trip back to Terabithia.

Soundwave is watching and when he spots three Autobots he decides to take advantage of the situation. Slash, warnings inside

Bumblebee was always down when mail came and no one knew why until Prowl does some snooping around and discovers more then he thought that he knew about his yellow teammate. ideas are always welcomed. reposted chapter 26 do to some confusion.

This is a maths test Olivia took and other things people have failed in. Don't worry, you don't have to do any workings out to see why they failed.

Sam and Dean Windchesters find a hive of... TUROTELS.

Sarah has a job once more, Will has to keep going to horrible meetings to keep NEST operational. Decepticons still prowl about so Ironhide cannot be Annabelle's sole care taker, leaving only one option. A babysitter. Let's see what happens :3

While Bumblebee's off on a mission, Ratchet finds himself to be the only available ride for Rafael after school. When the medic shows up a little late, he finds that Raf wasn't the only one still there once everyone else had left. The medic had heard Vince's name mentioned in the children's conversations before...and it had never been anything good...

Garcia, Reid and a bag of Life Savers. Just a regular day at the office, Right? Fluff piece.

Bumble Bee has a very lonely day. Until someone cheers him up. Thanks Banana

Sun n: a large ball of hot air in space. Streaker n: someone who runs around naked in public. Hmm, well the first part makes sense, but what about that last part? Oneshot

Jazz and co. decide to make their last day count before the world supposedly ends on May 21.

TFPrime: Inside of Bumblebee's mind, how does Megatron ensure the scout's compliance? Rated M for torture and maiming. Set between Sick Mind and Out of His Head. Oneshot.

G1. What happens when the resident prankster prince watches too much Earth TV, especially the documentaries? Fun times of course. ONESHOT

Sequel to Candy Experiment. After Garcia and Reid's disastrous Halloween episode, JJ decides to let them make it up to her by organizing and planning Henry's first Easter Egg Hunt... disaster, obviously, ensues. Garcia/Reid friendship.

Amusement, humiliation, plain utter horror, Optimus Prime gets the last laugh. After today i think we can all relate. R&R ONESHOT

Sunstreaker learns that one can't underestimate a minibot, especially when that minibot is Bumblebee.

We all know Jolt, but we don't know everything. A short glimpse of the mech that is Jolt.

Garcia and Reid have been enlisted by JJ to give a helping hand on Halloween Night. In the process of carrying out their favor, Garcia discovers a little known fact about Reid that she refuses to accept. Garcia/Reid Friendship. PLease R&R!

G1 - Inferno tries to surprise Red Alert with a romantic romp in a dark supply closet, only for his plan to backfire -spectacularly-. Slash. Sticky.

Sam and Dean investigate strange sightings at a car show.

Sooo I one day decided to read some fanfics about my favorite movie, so as you can see it got me to write this little story. I need lots of criticism because I need advice on what is good and not so much. I hope y'all enjoy!

G1 - Mirage and Hound get down and dirty in the mud. In both senses of the phrase. Sticky.

You all know the classics: Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town, and all the rest. Well here they are again - Transformer Style! Enjoy my holiday insanity!

An Insecticon electro-bite leaves Bluestreak with mysterious powers. Set in the G1 universe.

Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Jazz found a new favorite website. Ironhide despises his description, Ratchet loves his, Optimus is in denial, everyone loves Bee, and for some reason Jazz keeps getting laughed at. Typical off-day on base. Pretty cracky.

Jazz as a sparkling......Primus help us all.

Semi-sequel to Fangirls of Doom. This time, its the Autobots' turn. Written by popular demand. Probably could be one rating lower, but T just in case.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Megatron's worst nightmare...fangirls. His Decepticons don't do much to make things any better. Definitely a crackfic, written as a gift.

After Bumblebee's pet goldfish dies, he, along with Jazz, Arcee, and Optimus Prime, set off on an epic journey to save his fish from the Reaper. DISCLAIMER: Contains 78% Insanity

Barricade never was known for his cooking skills. Blackout makes a note of the fact...

Boredom strikes the Decepticon base. But suddenly, an idea strikes Barricade. Thus "The B Club" is formed, for all Decepticons with a name starting with B. Insanity results. Oneshot, mild language.

Movieverse...and utter crackfic. What happens when Jazz and Bee show Ironhide their favorite videos? Madness. Rated just in case for language and videos mentioned. Oneshot. First fanfic, please excuse the rusty writing. Fixed the layout so its normal now!

Prowl is stressed and decides to do something about it. Slash Prowl/Bluestreak

When Bluestreak speaks, it is not because he likes to talk, but because he can't stand the sound of silence.

Sam has to take care of a life-like baby doll for his Life Science class. Unfortunately, the doll turns out to be a demon whose goal is to make sure neither he nor Bumblebee ever get any sleep...

While in the medbay with Bumblebee, Jazz comes across a list of Sunstreaker and Sideswipe's top ten excuses for getting in accidents and in trouble with the law.

Humans aren't the only ones who enjoy vacations at the beach. It seems Transformers do too.

Jazz was a very patient mech, but sometimes enough is enough. quick little ProwlxJazz one-shot

Sunstreaker, Sideswipe, and Blurr play with an electric mousetrap that they stole from Wheeljack.

He’s hanging upside down in the middle of the great underdark, weighed down by a half hysterical turtle in the middle of a bunch of pipes and water and rock that are conspiring to kill us both off, and Leo still manages to sound like he Has A Plan.

Crossover with Pixar's Cars. Lightning McQueen returns for his second Dinoco 400, little realizing that trouble is brewing in the form of a Decepticon menace... and a new rookie known as Hot Rod. First TF fic.

In which Hermione develops a slight crush on Lysander, Oliver and Tancred chat under the stars, Charlie and Harry talk about heroism, Olivia is the victim of a Weasley prank and Gabriel lets out his hamsters. AU CBHPxover

MariaShadow started this and I finished it. Can Prowl beat Sideswipe at a drinking game that seemingly defies logic?

Sideswipe spends way too much time on the Internet.