They were only hatchlings. How were they supposed to know how important both factions of the war viewed them? Well, if they get energon every night and a good cuddle, then they'll be happy. Well, a stable caretaker would be nice, too. Adopted by Galaxus Prime

Assorted short stories, read some or all for fun. Twin pranks, Bumblebee and Arcee, Decepticon tomfoolery, Annabelle trouble, and Mikeala a care nurse to Simmons? Add in Sarah Lennox, Barricade wanting a sparkling and Soundwave and cassettes with revenge by Ratchet for utter mayhem. A collection with cameos and surprises that fits in no other fic to make you smile or groan.

Jack is a normal Halo fan, until he's sucked into the Halo universe. He can't go back-he doesn't know how he got there. He's forced to become a Spartan; although, to be honest, he doesn't resist much. He thinks he's living the dream-for about two seconds.

My name is Katrin, nicknamed fox by my two best friends, Sunny and Sides, who I thought were human. Until I died and became a ghost. Now I've made it my mission to help them any way I can, and this is my story of how.

The Ark wasn’t the end. Stranded on an alien world where the rules of reality no longer apply, the Master Chief and his allies will face new challenges. When darkness rises, they must show that sometimes, a few brave souls can make all the difference.

-And that was how Orihime Inoue found herself handcuffed and strung up in Ulquiorra's basement, which was the beginning of what she was sure would be a hardly healthy relationship…

It's been a year since she found out she was part Cybertronian...since she found out she was the daughter of the legendary Optimus Prime. But life was about to get even more interesting for one Tatyana Topaz Witwicky/Prime...Who is the Fallen?

Miles Lancaster, the ex-bestie of Sam? After finding a damaged Barricade everything changes for the young teen. Barricade learns what it means to really be alive from a fleshy of all things, gaining these horrible things called feelings. A Sparkling, Cons joining the Bots, and more. hinted mech/human, then mech/human near the end. Basically finished, sequel planned. Will be edited.

A handy set of rules for living with the Autobots! Hopefully this saves you from annoying certain Autobots enough to result in you getting squished into a little human pancake on the ground... -Rated T to be safe!

Apparently, Prowl is getting picker and pickier! How many more rules could there be? Read to find out!

She was always teaching people about ways to revolutionise machinery. But after taking a job at N.E.S.T as their mechanic, it turns out the machines have a few things to teach her instead. Optimus/OC Rated for language & sexual content in later chapters.

It has been two years since her dad died and since then, she has been alone. After almost being executed she comes to Whiterun. There, she finds a place to belong, and Vilkas. Spoiler warning! F.DragonbornXVilkas. UNDERGOING RE-WRITE AS OF July 2013

DISCONTINUED. ADOPT IF YOU WANT. Transfan didn't even begin to cover Noah's love for Transformers. In Lyra's opinion, it was borderline obsessive, but he was her little brother, so she didn't mind. Thanks to a stupid birthday promise, they find themselves stuck in the fandom for Primus knows what. S/OC/S

When Auri came to earth, she didn't expect Cons, rules or liaisons, or how different life would be, but neither did she expect the friends she would find, the fun she would have, & the family she'd gain.

Sequel to an Uneasy Alliance. Starscream's power and arrogance have grown even greater as he settles into his leadership over the Decepticons. Now he wants Alexis to rejoin him, on a special mission...

What started out as a suggestion turned out to be an all out war. Who knew being a giant alien robot disguised as a cop could be so much fun? Based off hummergrey's fic When nothing else fits

You are my Prince in this messed up fairy tale I call life. You know my secrets and my scars, and I know yours. And I would do anything, just to see you smile.

I just wanted to get home before curfew. Was that really too much to ask? Now, I'm stuck as a cybercat, and to make matters worse, I was adopted! By a mech, no less! Oh, and not just any mech. Optimus Prime. My life is so over. Just shoot me now. OP/OC

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

this is a new series idea i have. takes place in the middle of season 2, a little after Nemesis Prime. The Autobots are finally winning the war because of their new clone army. Except clones always mean trouble. Filled with story twists and adventure

I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe Don't copy to another site.

Movieverse: an unsuspecting Sarah Lennox 'lends' Ironhide to her even more unsuspecting cousin. Will try to have this story lead into the second movie, but I'm not making any promises. Please R&R.

TF: Prime. Optimus/OC A woman is captured in a Decepticon crossfire with Prime and he is forced to do something terrible against his will. Torn between what he is, violator, or victim? Contains swearing, Sparkrape and lots of sexual content. Collab with Ellmarr.

Knockout/Soundwave: TF:Prime. Soundwave breaks his mask, and he's being treated by a medic who's a sucker for a pretty face. Now with a sequel. This has slowly gone from a little love story to an epic romance.

AU. With their daughter off to college, the Lennox's have become Foster Parents to a fourteen year old boy. Ironhide is uncomfortable with an unknown child living in the home, Anthony is shy and reserved. But family is found in unlikely places.

Jolt learns from Ironhide about weapons and life during war.

When the sparkmate of Optimus is threatened, her protection comes from an unlikely source. Ironhide objects and sparks fly! Co-Authored with UlurNaga and her story Primary Mechanisms.

In the desert after the battle of the Sun Harvester, Devastator is found by NEST. However, he lives to serve the Primes, and now, he has Optimus Prime as his new Master. Well, Galloway will be surprised at Diego Garcia's newest resident. Enjoy!

Prowl says 'potato', and Sideswipe says 'potahto'. You may guess where this is going.

We were walking home from school, and I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, dragging my sister and I down. Nothing happened at first, but the consequences were far more life changing then we first thought. Ratchet/OC, possible Bee/OC or Sides/OC.

She was just a girl with nothing to do, but that changes when she wakes up on another planet and is taken in by aliens. All she wants is to find her sister and go home but with civil war looming, not to mention the speech barrier, will she ever get back?

A girl wakes up after an accident to find herself in the body of a baby Cybertronian. Believing she's in a coma, she doesn't think too much into it. It's a nice dream to be smothered by huge, metal robots after all.

Parker had her life destroyed 2 years ago when she was in a fatal accident involving a certain blue and red semi truck, leaving her family dead. When it comes time for the revenge she craves, she'll discover that her "saviors" may just be twisted. OP/OC

Jessica is Sam's older sister, while her brother and parents are gone on vacation Jessica is stuck at home in 100 degree heat, with no air conditioner. What is she gonna do? Car!Bumblebee/OC, warning MAJOR SMUT!

Broken hearted Mikaela opens up. Optimus takes care of his friends - all of them and what follows transforms Mikaela's world. Joining beyond sex. Healing beyond expectation. Optimus/Ratchet/Mikaela various.

Dead story. G1 season 3, Jazz/Prowl. The Prime is dead, long live the Prime. Yet what is to become of two officers of the old Prime when the new one doesn't want them?

Sakura is forced into an arranged marriage to keep her family afloat, but can she learn to love her new husband, Kakuzu?

Once again, another set of Rules! Devastator may be frigthening but he's friendly..ish. With this set of rules, it should make it much easier to get along with him. Review's will be love and stuff!

This is my version of Halo. Basically it's just entries of when every person in Noble Team is supposed to die, but they don't Why? Six saves them. I can't tell you how.i know nobody writes about Carter and Six together so why not something new? :D

The world famous shooter game, Halo: Combat Evolved, retold with a culinary twist. This is so stupid, not to be taken seriously.

A young Padawan is captured and sold as a slave. But by the time Obi-Wan Kenobi rescues has, she is broken – or as close as she can get. Can he bring her back? And can he deal with the conflicting emotions she stirs within him?

The last hope for the crew of the Pillar of Autumn lies within the hands of Sarge, Simmons, Grif, and Donut...we're so dead. Halo Combat Evolved, with the Red Team acting as the Master Chief. Lots of language.

The night before... and when all seems to be better again, her hopes and innocence are ripped from her. Aizen x Momo - Aizen Gin x Momo - Rape in second chapter: Be Aware

We all know how Darkstripe died, struck down by Graystripe in the heat of battle, but what happened next? Darkstripe tries to find StarClan, but is shocked to find an unexpected cat who takes pity on him, and does more than give him a proper burial.

G1, post-movie AU. After the disaster with Unicron, Jazz can't stop having nightmares about Prowl's near death. Can Prowl find a way to ease his pain, and can they push forward into the future? PxJ plus later RxW. Eventual sparklings