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22. Captain America

"How is that even possible? A person shouldn't physically be able to grow that much in ten minutes."

"What is it this time?" Will asked warily as Briley stalked out of the Autobot hanger he was about to enter.

"Captain America," she replied shortly. "They're trying to figure out how Steve Rodgers went from being a midget to being a supersoldier in the chamber. Wheeljack keeps throwing around some kind of scientific explanation and Ratchet keeps reminding him that it isn't actually possible."

"How long have they been at it?" Will asked, tempted to follow Briley back toward the human part of the base.

"Fifteen minutes," the woman replied. "I gave up any hope of actually see the rest of the movie ten minutes ago." Will sighed and watched her go for a moment before entering the hanger. Instantly everyone turned to look at him.

"Thank goodness you're here," Ratchet said. "Now please explain to this imbecile-" he motioned to Wheeljack "-that growing that much in a short period of time isn't possible." Will just turned on his heel and left the way he came, not willing to start up another headache inducing conversation after he'd just gotten over the last one.

As he left he could hear Epps shout in exasperation, "For goodness sake, it's a superhero movie! It doesn't have to make sense! Now can we please just watch?"

23. Kung Fu Panda

This movie night Sam and Mikaela had settled on a children's cartoon, hoping that they could get through an entire movie without a great debate over what was going on, and mostly they had been successful until the end. "I'm not a big fat panda; I'm the big fat panda."

"Why would he be proud of that?" a voice asked and Mikaela tried not to groan.

"And when did he become such a good fighter?"

"Since he learned the secrets of the dragon scroll," Sam told Sunstreaker, sensing his girlfriend's patience was running low. "And because if he says it no one can mock him with that fact," he added a moment later, answering Sideswipe's question. "Now hush and watch."

It all went fine until the wushi finger hold. "Did Shifu teach you this?"

"No. I kind of figured it out for myself."

"Whoa! Hold up!" Mikaela growled under her breath but Sam just sighed and obligingly paused the movie.

"What is it?" he asked the culprit who was, surprisingly, Jazz.

"How can he just figure it out? That isn't really possible with martial arts moves."

"He knows the secret of the dragon scroll," Sam said as patiently as he could manage.

"That shouldn't matter," Jazz began to argue.

"He's the Dragon Warrior, all right?" Mikaela snapped suddenly. "Now can you all shut your traps so we can finish the last five minutes of the movie in peace?"

24. Night Terrors

Annabelle wailed from inside the house like she was being torn apart. In car form down below, Ironhide rocked on his axles nervously. He could hear her hoarse sobbing and saw a light flicker on. The slim form of Sarah Lennox entered the room and he could hear through the open window her attempts to rouse Annabelle who simply continued to wail and sob. Finally, after fifteen minutes of the agonizing sound, Annabelle woke and Sarah scooped the girl up in her arms. That was about the same time Will came out on to the back step looking exhausted.

"Sarah said you were out here," he said by way of introduction. Ironhide blinked his headlights once in acknowledgement, still watching the window, and heard Will yawn in response. After a moment Annabelle's sobs faded away.

"What happened?" Ironhide asked after Sarah turned the light off and vanished from view, still holding Annabelle.

"Night terrors," Will explained. "Some young children get them. They're nightmares the brain comes up with and you can't rouse someone from them. Sarah and I both had them so it was likely Annabelle was going to get them too. She'll grow out of them." Then obviously too tired to answer any other questions, Will turned and stumbled back into the house.