Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. You Know You're a Book Nerd If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc. You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer. You've got a book memorized. You've read a specific book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You talk to characters like they can hear you. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. IF YOU ARE A BOOK NERD AND PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!! FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will ask to borrow money if you go out to eat. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Will tell you gently when you did something wrong and give you advice. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: Will lie in court for you. FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush FRIENDS: Will compliment you if you are down. FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you cry FUNNY QUOTES SOME PEOPLE USE... - Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. - You're a great friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping yo ass. - Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. - Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door. - Before you judge a person, walk a mile in their shoes. After that, it doesn't matter because you're a mile away and you got their shoes. - You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. - Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. - One day we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. - I didn't say it was your fault, I just said I was going to blame you. - The rules only apply if you get caught. - I still miss my ex-boyfriend, but my aim is getting better. - Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most. - "Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. - Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. - It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. - They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill very many people. - You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? - An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. - WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff - Eat right, exercise, die anyway. - It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. - Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. - Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. - Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills? - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. - Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door. - I used to have a life but, that was before video games! - Don't look for inspiration. Start working and inspiration will come to you. - Take risks, if you win you will be happy; if you lose you will be wise. - There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the heck is happening. - The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't. - You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. - Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and dark side, and holds the universe together. - Why are wrong numbers never busy? - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? - Doesn't 'expecting the unexpecting' make the unexpected expected? - Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is. - Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? - STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. - Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. - It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. - Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman - Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over Her name was Auroura, She was only five, This is what happened, When she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one's around, She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents, unlock the door, Some more and more pain, She'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be, In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries, She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid, She'd get beaten and beaten, For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, The poor child was hit and slapped, As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly, Grabbed for a blade, It was sharp and pointy, One that she made. She thrust the blade, Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out, Leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear, And again started crying. Police showed up, At the small little house, They quickly barged in, Everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly, Opened a door, To find the sad little girl, Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, To go through so much harm, But at least she died, With her best friend in her arms Repost this if you are against child abuse I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile Did you know... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress My Harry Potter Opinions. (Most of them are bashing) Professor Severus "Snivellus" Tobias Snape aka Half-Blood Prince Do you know what pisses me off? How Snape is always being portrayed as a hero. He's NOT!! So what if Snape was bullied by the Marauders? Lot's of people are bullied in school, that doesn't mean they all turn into terrorists, and sure what the Marauders did was cruel but that isn't an excuse for wishing that James and Harry (just a baby, not even two yet, I might add!) dead. I mean in his memories he specifically said that he wished Harry had died instead of Lily. He was perfectly happy to sacrifice an innocent baby. He then begged for Lily's life to both Dumbledore and Voldemort in exchange for Harry's. As if she'd ever be happy with him after her son was killed because of him! And people think of him as a hero? He clung to his bitterness over how he was treated by James for over a decade and took it out on Harry. Not to mention Snape attacked Petunia and stole her mail when he was younger, that's bullying as well, it's no wonder she hated magic so much considering the facts. And he didn't turn his back on the Death Eaters because he disagreed with them, he did it because of his obsession with Lily Potter née Evans. None of that is the actions of a hero. I hate those stories that make him all kind and have him being a mentor or father figure to Harry. Looking at his actions during the books do you seriously believe he would love and raise Harry as his own? No, he wouldn't. Severus Snape is, to me, nothing more than a selfish man, to wrapped up in his own bitterness and perceived injustices committed towards him to care about anything other than himself. Another thing is, if Neville had been the Chosen One, Snape would have stayed a Death Eater, meaning Alice wouldn't have been able to sacrifice herself for Neville, Neville would have died and Voldemort taken over. Most people forgive him and adore him since DH came out, but I can't stand him! Before he realised that it was Lily who was in danger, he was perfectly happy to sacrifice an innocent baby. Once Harry started Hogwarts, Snape regularly made him look an idiot, hated him for no reason what so ever, and also constantly insulted his dead father. There is a line you don't cross when it comes to dead relatives and Snape crossed it. And Dumbledore let Snape bully Harry! Even when Harry finds out that it was Snape who overheard the prophecy, Dumbledore doesn't apologise or take action. If there was a teacher like Snape at my school or in any school in Australia, they would have been fired almost instantly. Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbeldore I am NOT a Dumbledore fan. Dumbledore is a manipulative jackass at best and at worst outright evil. In the first chapter alone he perpetrates at least two crimes: Removing Harry from the scene of a crime without the approval/knowledge of the appropriate authorities, and LEAVING A KID ON A DOORSTEP. There is also possibly a case for kidnapping, if Sirius was listed as Harry's guardian in the Potters' will. (And they must have had a will, being parents who knew they were being hunted in the middle of a war.) From there, it just gets worse. He knew Harry was abused, and did nothing. He kept Harry ignorant of vital information until it was too late for the information to do any good, if Harry found it out at all. He didn't ensure Sirius OR Hagrid got a trial, and he had the power to do so. He knew Voldemort had created Horcruxes by the end of Harry's second year at the latest, and did nothing about it until summer after *fifth* year. Dumbledore did absolutely nothing about the Chamber situation. He allowed Dementors around the school despite having the power to tell Fudge no. He put the Philosopher's Stone, which he suspected Voldemort was after, in a school full of children, behind traps an intelligent first year could get past. He somehow missed that someone he called a friend was being impersonated for an entire year. He let Draco remain in the school despite knowing Draco was assigned to kill him ... and kept catching innocents in his murder attempts. And this isn't even a complete list of his wrongdoings. These are not the actions of a good, kind, wise Leader of the Light. He IS NOT some wise and benevolent grandfatherly figure, he basically raised Harry like a pig for slaughter, for Christ's sake. And that's without mentioning his whole 'second chance' routine. Like seriously dude, you're in a fucking WAR! The other side is made up of murders, rapists and torturers, they're TERRORISTS for God's sake! And all through both wars, there was Dumbledore preaching about second, third and more chances and using stunners against the people trying to murder them. If he hadn't not been so holier-than-thou and secretive, a helluva lot more people would have survived. Professor Remus "Moony" John Lupin Remus was an asshole in DH by leaving Tonks, rather self-pitying about being a werewolf, way too Dumbledore worshiping, and there's no excuse for him never even trying to locate Harry or reaching out to him after he returned to the Wizarding World or even when Remus was teaching, neither is the fact that he was so willing to believe Sirius, (supposedly one of his best friends, who became an illegal Animagus to help him) was the traitor. I mean seriously why didn't anyone even consider the Imperious Curse or something? Sirius apparently spent most of his life fiercely arguing against the Dark Arts but was still tossed in Azkaban for nothing. Ronald "Ron" Weasley Ron did little else but treat Hermione like crap for seven books. He stomped all over her, resented the hell out of her for her smarts, and in general was an immature asshole for seven books. He constantly sulked about the fact that he wasn't rich and twice he let his jealousy take over and abandoned his supposed 'best friend' when Harry needed him most. Hermione Granger Not that Hermione was much better, being a stuck-up know-it-all book-and-authority worshiper for most of seven books. She seemed to think that she was the only one in existence with a brain, and the only one who could make the right decisions at all times, and bossed both boys horribly. The way she acted annoyed me so much, to Hermione, if it's written in a book it's true, if she hasn't read about it can't possibly be real. Not to mention the blinders she has on regarding teachers and authority figures, I mean actions aside, whether Dumbledore was a good man or not, he was still, just a man, he made mistakes, but to Hermione, (and most of the Wizarding World,) because he was the guy who defeated Grindlewald, he could do no wrong. Mrs Margaret "Molly" Lucretia Weasley nee Prewett Molly Weasley is smothering, favors Percy and Ginny so much it's cruel to them, her manners towards Sirius in OotP was absolutely appalling, and frankly she shouldn't have treated Harry that way. Lily and James never even met the Weasleys as far we know, so Molly claiming that she was the closet thing Harry had to a parent, and that Sirius only thought about Harry as his chance to have James back, especially when Sirius opened his home to her and her family, was just plain wrong. Sirius "Padfoot" Orion Black (The no Bashing one) As for Sirius, well, he is insanely loyal and protective. Sirius bloody well broke out of Azkaban in an effort to protect Harry (yes, and to exact vengeance, but it was the fact that Pettigrew was at Hogwarts with HARRY that got his ass moving). He lived on the run for two years, one of them spent largely in a cave, eating rats, the other in a house he hated that was soaked in dark magic. He was willing to drop everything again and run to protect Harry when Harry headed for the Ministry ... he was one of only two non-Ministry Order folks there, as I recall (the others being Remus, Tonks, Moody, Kingsley, and Dumbledore - Which just proves that Molly isn't worthy to be Harry's substitute parent or an actual parent as Ron and Ginny were there as well!). All this while just slightly off his rocker from twelve years of hell, and in poor health. Sirius was awesome and I will never forgive J.K. Rowling for killing him off. I spend so much time reading Harry Potter that I now say stuff like: 'You're not Sirius, Sirius Black is,' and, 'Merlin, she's getting on my nerves,'. If you do too, copy and paste this on to your profile. |