Well, I'm a female (has anyone noticed how majority of ppl here are female? obviously, not many male would continue on with fanfics on Merlin...

but if you're a guy, thumbs up, dude!)

Well, first off (not rly, but before i start ranting on bout fanfic), id like to give a BIG thanks to Leisey; author of The Path of Light (Mergana shipper) who actually inspired me to make an account... and eventually i decided to start with doing my own fanfics...

GIVE HER A BIG HAND Y'ALL!

UPDATE PLEASE READ!!!

I do have a few stories on this account, but I do ask you to pleeeeeaaase read my stories transferred document!!!!!!!! Very important note, and it isn't too big if you're planning on reading it later - its definitely shorter than my bio page, I'll give you that.

REALLY IMPORTANT UPDATE: So unfortunately for y'all, I've stppped frequenting fanfiction.net unless an external site leads me here, I don't really care On my way! he here anymore, except to maybe post my fic's my primary account has become Archive Of Our Owm, and you can find me there under the same username Y'all can also find me on tumblr! My sideblog; @Openharborbringontheships

so each, just wanted y'all's to know that if you've told Rowena reaching me here, and I haven't read espoused, it's cuz I haven't been on here, especially logged into my account, for ages, and may continue to do so

My personal list of amazing authors who are amazing friends on this web and amazing to chat with even though I personally have no idea who the hell they really are and I'm pretty sure they think the same about me ;P

o0o

Leisey (author of 'The Path of Light' I recommend it for Mergana lovers, hidden prince!merlin lovers, and any other merlin readers!!!)

Guardianofdragonlore (author of 'Merline's reveal' and 'Darkness of Albion' I recommend for gender bend lovers, suspense lovers and people who love to tear they're hair out in frustration because the author doesn't update every five minutes to satisfy us!!!) ;P

Lady Flurryous (author of 'Uther's Daughter' recommended for pure Mergana lovers!!!)

ProcrastinationisMyCrime (author of 'Please Do Not Scream' recommended for people who love angst, and a secret revealed to a particular warlock himself!!)

StayMagical (author of 'Compromising Position' recommended for people who love angst close enough to tragedy, a bit of drama maybe, but defintely a lovable darkness to it)

Whovain101 (author of non Merlin stories but my amazing friend who designs covers for my stories! -profile pic is my own :P )

Update!!! (These are purely out of order)

If you want, and if I have time, PM me for any kind of stories you want and I'll take the prompt. However, since I'm working on a multi fic, I kindly ask for it to be a one shot, but if it isn't, I'll make a note to get on it later

Depending on what it is though.

Moving on!!!!

A NOTE TO ALL PEOPLE!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! While it may seem for authors (including myself) as begging for reviews, truth is, it's the best inspiration and motivation ever. And seeing a new review to your story, is like having your birthday come early or some other occasion where either you're the star of the day or you get a lot of gifts (or both). And this, can also push the authors to hurry up and post their next chapters so you can finally find out if Merlin is gonna escape or if Morgana will just kiss Merlin already or something or the other of the sorts.. you keeping up?

And as another author wrote on her bio, and I agree; stories have died out because sometimes the author didn't have enough motivation through reviews, either not receiving any or if they did, it would be a one lined, totally lame review.

It helps if u actually try taking a few minutes out of your busy schedule and write what you liked about the story, and what you want or expect and that would even strive to make the author try and making the story more likeable!!

It works believe me, people who have voiced out their opinions for my story have helped me get ideas to make it more funny/romantic/thrilling/suspenseful so please!!!

Give a review and save a story's life!!

Maybe a chapter will even end up being dedicated under your name ;)

In short, reviews are really really helpful if you want the author to update faster, or whatnot, because the author will feel really happy to read each individual post of yours, and find a new friend that helps them even feel really proud of themselves or can lift their mood if it has been really down that day.

And besides, I bet it takes at most two minutes!!!(idk about you, but thats at most for me...)

so please review or even PM and lift up an author's mood the next time you read a new chapter (or a bio update *hint hint!*)

Update!! (Woohoo!!)

Quotes

(does anybody know who is the author of this one?)

Moments are made when with the ones you love.

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain ~ Vivian Greene

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alon - Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, xGhostx, NoMoreLeftForUsAll AliceWayland24, NightShadow17, Hanyou-Kyo, Ratt9, Uqluiorra12345, Razzy101, Oswin Jae, MerlinMorgana1579

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), changeofheart505(USA) Winter morning frost (Australia), guardianofdragonlore(USA), MerlinMorgana1579(USA)

Dear bullies,

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying.

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig, huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read this, copy and paste in your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Things To Do At WalMart!

Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. -

Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. -

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost if u laghed!

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

People will never acknowledge your good deeds, but they will act upon it. But they will acknowledge your bad deeds, and because of that, take no course of action that way.

Happiness is the best face lift.

I call my being a pessimist as a realist, so does that make me an optimist?

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!

Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

I could keep this kitchen clean - if you people would just stop eating here!

Some say the glass is half full. Some say it's half empty. All I want to know is who's been drinking my water!

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge.

People are like slinkies, uselesss til you push them down a flight of stairs, then they bring a smile to your face.

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen

When someone tells you to act your age, yell at the top of your lungs "I AM!"

If a parent/guardian asks you, "What did you learn at school today?" answer, "I learnt how to survive it."

The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going

Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.

When people say, "It's always in the last place you look." Say to them, "Well of course it is! Why the hell would I keep looking for it after I found it?!"

While waiting at a bus stop, if someone asks you, "Has the bus come yet?" reply, "If the bus had come, I wouldn't be standing here now would I?"

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

To attract men, wear a perfume called New Car Interior.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

They say "guns don't kill people; people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you would kill too many people.

Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.

(Say to a boy:) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.

I'm the type of girl that manages to plan a whole world domination in History class.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

It's us versus the world...we attack at dawn!

Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6.
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9.

If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep.

After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later
and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!

Yeah I'm unique, just like every one else.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off

Don't count the days, make the days count

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand apples!

Yeah, the grass may be greener, but it's just as hard to mow

Be thankful for what you have, because it's probably more than most

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

I'm not crazy, you're just more sane than I am

I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled... Now where the heck am I?

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

Stressed is Desserts backwards :)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away so they can’t hear you and you still have their shoes on.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

Where's the good in goodbye?

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

We all smile in the same language

On the other hand, you have different fingers

I didn't slap you! I hi-fived your face!

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, that's why we call it the present!

My door is always open, so feel free to leave

Second place is the first loser

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I swear to drunk I'm not god

I am in shape...round is a shape

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool.

One tequila... two tequila... three tequila...floor!

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore, I'm perfect!

I am on the seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!

My mum keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

Smile...it confuses people!

Ifyoucanreadthisthenyouarewaytoosmartforyourowngood

If it wasn't for electricity, we would all be watching TV by candle light.

A balanced diet is a piece of chocolate in each hand

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Did you know 8 out of 3 people don't get fractions?

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid

A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and woman say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A homo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hoe stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are/did!-

Mine is: I killed A Movie Star Because the voices told me to!!!

Love this... so freaking much

Female Come-Backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: "Do not enter".

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Come-Backs"d p
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "Don't Let This Happen!!"

You know you live in 2015 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 isn't there.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

The Commandments of a Teenager!

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(Why wait that long?)

2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.)

3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection.)

4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(Everyone knows grandma has more money.)

6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Just start them.)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(Just take the whole day off.)

8) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.)

9) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(Just leave 'm in the middle.)

How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Kick the butt of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.

REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their butt to heck and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt?"

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will pass you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and runs.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Pointless copy and paste-rs

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don't even know who these people are haha)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile (I ran into the side of a door... don't ask)