Hello. This account is for my group of friends, LAB rats. We all write stories, but they seem to think that if they post their own work then it will be flamed horribly. I post it so that they don’t deal with the flames. Sorry, if you don’t like that idea.

I write the summaries and titles, because my lovely friends think I’m good at that. I’m not. Sorry if the summaries are strange. There are a range of writers that I post for, and they each have a different style. So, don’t be surprised if you like one story but hate many of the others. Sorry about that also.

I won’t post stories half done, so if there is a longer story, it will not be posted until the end, then it will be posted quickly. Those who were writing the longer stories seem to have abandoned me, so…yeah, sorry about that one if you’re looking for long stories right now.

The list of Challenges is irritating because many of the challenges that we have are simply the same thing for most of the possibilities with this idea. Feel free to give us any challenge you want, we can probably find someone that will make it work out.

Our favorites are from everyone- you can find almost anything there.

We mostly do Gay Harry. It’s just the consensus that he’s gay. I know he’s straight, but he’s gay. Either that, or we are all just horrible yaoi fans. Several members of our group can't even write a straight Harry, they’re too sure that he’s gay. Other than that, there will be straight pairings, but not as common as gay.

Tonks lovers- Out of all of us, most prefer Remus either gay or single. I'm sorry. I don't know how that will affect the fics, but just for those wondering why we'd pick Shacklebolt more then Tonks. Most seem to think that she's either annoying, or she's too...loud...for Remus. If he gets together with a girl, odds are it's an original character. I'm sorry to Tonks lovers. Tonks may get some other guy, but probably not Remus.

I post stories. I don't often know who wrote the stories originally because they have probably been sent through 3 or 4 people before I get the one to post. So, Sorry if you wanted to talk to one author, I can't tell you. Well, probably not. The only one I can warn you on is Kitty, because she’s ‘special’.

Kitty will write stories about pairings that you don't want to see, don't want to think about, and really didn't want to know about. Some of her favorites are Dumbledore/Lockheart, Dumbledore/Moody, Dumbledore/Arthur, or a mix of Dumbledore and 2 of the others...Kitty also thinks McGonagall/Pince/Pomphrey are all together. I will put warnings of the pairings and Kitty Warnings on them.

We also write oneshots round robin, where one person does one sentence, then the story goes around, until we finish whatever idea we started. Some go way off course. Some are just weird. Some don't make any sense whatsoever, until you read it in a mirror and find the plans for a nuclear submarine made out of gum, pop sickle sticks and duct tape, that runs on a mix of whiskey and spit. Impressive, right?

Since no one remembers to put disclaimers, I will say here, We do not own anything that is not original. I will also say that most disclaimers- put on by me- will just be the standard disclaimer. Sorry.

Challenges are spread throughout the group. Challenges are:

Write over 100 songfic. We don’t have a time limit because so far…our songfic suck.

Apparently, for the 3 poets, THREE, there is a challenge to write poems about each of the characters. Sorry, you'll see alot of acrostics. Two of our poets can't do much more than that.

Views of Harry Potter from as many of the people in the books as possible. We are open to any suggestions, but please don't try to make us write from the point of view of someone totally unknown.

Harry/everyone that is plausible by any stretch of the imagination. The stories were, thankfully, limited to no lemons if there is an age gap of more then 15 years. No lemon for HP/Dumbledore.

100+ deaths for Voldie. Many will be drawn from '101 ways to kill Voldie.' and may be truly short. I'm not sure whether or not to put them in groups, to put them all on one fic, or put each as separate oneshots. Please tell me what you think.

Each of these challenges has given me a headache over fights of who writes what. Feel free to put in suggestions for anything.

We do take challenges for any single story you want, or any long story. We love writing, so feel free to ask. I'll try to make sure your story is written.

If you have questions, comments, or anything but flames, I'd love to hear from you. Please pm me if you're confused about anything.