103b.) However, Yachiru IS Kenpachi's Bankai. Still stop asking

HAHAHA *Rolling on floor*

Should've had someone teach Kenpachi Hokuto Shinken, then Nanto Seiken, then Hokuto Ryuuken for good measure.
Then send him to Hueco Mundo for a day or two and watch everything die.

It's like the list of Things Dr. Bright is Not Allowed to Do at the Foundation, only for Shinigami.
Mind you, I still prefer Please Stop Eating the Hell Butterflies for coherency and never breaking immersion, nor using crossovers, nor overusing the same joke. At this point, there are too many "Zaraki fought the big thing, notto disu shitto agen" and "no, x from y anime/comic/e.g. cannot become a shinigami" jokes.

Bakudo is binding spells

Soifon isn't flat-chested she's petite

103a) It turns out we were wrong and it has now been revealed that Yachiru was indeed the spirit of Captain Zaraki's Bankai, we do not know how this happened but you should still not ask about it.
103b) You are also forbidden from trying to permanently manifest you own Zanpakuto; the Muramasa incident was bad enough

Nooooo little hanataros a whore?! Lol this is hilarious

Rule 71, I see what you did there.

These are hysterical! I especially love 125, but all of them are great and make my day when I come back to re-read them.

In 90 you skipped a. It went from 90 to 90b.

Wow there was a lot in here. I think I spent more time tracking down the plugs I didn't know than I did reading the list :)

Keep up the great work!

you should try a few familiar of zero rules. or mass effect rules. imagine grunt and kenpachi ha!

This was a fun list. But just how long does it go on for? It's been four years since you updated it.

You desperately need a Beta.