The first question rolled across the screen.

Q1: Is it an animal?

"Most definitely," Sirius said, pressing the 'YES' button.

Q2: Is it small?

"Small enough to step on," Sirius said, pressing 'YES' again.

Q3: Can it swim?

"Last I checked it couldn't" 'NO'

Q4: Does it have fur?

"Depends. Most of the time though." 'SOMETIMES'

Q5: Does it weigh more than a duck?

"(SNORT) Kind of." 'SOMETIMES'

Q6: Does it have four legs?

"Only three are real…shit what do I press?…ah, well" 'UNKNOWN'

Q7: Does it bring joy to people?

"It'd bring joy to me if I could catch it." 'YES'

Q8: Does it have a long tail?

"Not if I cut off," Sirius grumbled. 'YES'

Q9: Is it heavier than a pound of butter?

"What the hell kind of question is that?" 'SOMETIMES'

Q10: Is it flexible?

"Don't know. Didn't have time to find out last time I saw it." 'UNKNOWN'

Q11: Is it smaller than a loaf of bread?

"Didn't I already answer this question?" 'SOMETIMES'

Q12: Does it have short fur?

"And was running out of it, last I saw." 'YES'

Q13: Can you find it on a farm?

"Hell if I know." 'UNKNOWN'

Q14: Is it comforting?

"Would be if I could catch it." 'YES'

Q15: Do you see it in a zoo?

"Hope not." 'NO'

Q16: Does it live in the forest?

"Probably, because that's where it found Moldieshorts." 'UNKNOWN'

Q17: Does it live in groups?

"When the Death Eaters are around." 'SOMETIMES'

Q18: Is it involved in the movies?

"It was in one of them…Prisoner of Alcatraz, or something like that." 'SOMETIMES'

Q19: Could it be found in a classroom?

"If I could find it in a classroom, I wouldn't still be on the run." 'NO'

Q20: Does it make sounds?

"Does if you squeeze real tight." 'YES'

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'I know what it is!' rolled across the screen, 'It's Peter Pettigrew?'

"Holy Shit! It got it!" Sirius said, throwing the game away from him, "It's possessed! It's the only explanation!" Two rooms over, Fred and George were snickering together, wondering how Sirius liked their enchanted 20Q game.

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I so love the twenty questions game. And not just because mine is purple. It is a truly addicting game. And fun as hell. Then I got an idea. What if Sirius Black got a hold of one of these? Thus, you have this story. The questions were actually asked by the game when I was doing a hamster and a rat. I just picked out the twenty questions that were best for this story. Hope you liked it. Review, and make me happy. I might just do others if you do. Smiles.

Rune