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Author has written 5 stories for Morganville Vampires, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Teen Wolf. Update: New Website. https:///site/madnesstomymethods/home Hello's peoples. I honestly love books (hence the name) i've read over 150 in the past year so yeah. I am obsessed with Harry Potter and Morganville Vampires and more novels and fanfiction. wELL I DONT WANT TO MAKE THIS LONG SO HERE ARE SOME THINGS I JUST LOVE THAT (sorry didnt i had caps lock on- sheepish smile-) Check out the poll! Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. Best friendcalls your parents dad and mom. Friend:has never seen you cry Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home. Friend:asks you to write down your number. Best friendask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it -) Friend:borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back Best friend:has borrowed things and when u ask for it they give u a tissue saying they lost it. Friend:only knows your fave color, movie, and book Best friend:could write a (very embarrassing!!) biography on your life Friend:will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend:will kick the crowd's butt if they are doing that to you Friend: would ignore this Best friend: will repost this on their profile Friend:give you their umbrella in the rain Best Friend: takes your umbrella and yells "Run-Beep-Run" Dude I hate these things but I am very superstitious: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. I usually wouldnt do this but the thought of that scares me If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, post this in your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then and are proud of it, copy and paste this to your Profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you like cheese, and don’t know how skinny people live without it, put this in your profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you are a brainiac at your school, copy this onto your profile! If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile. If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If your part of the .000000000000000000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile (doesn't everybody?) If you have embarassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile. (multiple times a day.) Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile If you're against racism, prejuice, discrimination, or even stereotype, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. 80 of the talking you do today will be to yourself. If you hate Nickelodeon for not advertising your favorite show enough, then copy this into your profile! -If you have an annoying younger--or older--sibling, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile If you love writing (and you shouldnt be on this website if u dont), copy and paste this into your profile If you think smoking is the most disgusting thing ever, copy and paste this into your profile f you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile Copy this to your profile if you ever pushed the door that said pull Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile If yo hte typds puty thid on y6our3 this into your profile (If you hate typos put this in your profile) If u h8 txt talk copy this in2 ur profile (If you hate text talk copy this into your profile) The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... 25 Things My Mother Taught Me 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother ! taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOUR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: my mother taught me about JUSTICE. Have you ever noticed how weird Americans are, I mean we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway. That is just abnormal. When she walks away from you mad When she stare’s at your mouth When she pushes you or hit’s you When she start’s cussing at you When she’s quiet When she ignores you When she pull’s away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she’s scared When she lay’s her head on your shoulder When she steal’s your favorite shirt When she tease’s you When she doesn’t answer for a long time When she look’s at you with doubt When she say’s that she like’s you When she grab’s at your hands When she bump’s into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over What He Did She said that she wanted to get high. He took her to the tallest hill in town. She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink. He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi and said “drink up.” She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face. He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger, aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger. She said that she wanted to cut herself. He took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up. She said that she wanted to see her blood. He took her to get her ears pierced. She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep. He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed. She said that she wanted to be alone. He gave her a name tag that said “my name is: alone.” She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always. He asked when he wasn’t… Things to Ponder - Can you cry under water? - When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." - How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? - Since bread is square, why is sandwich meat round? - Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Taxes? - Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? - How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? - Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? - If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? - Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV? - Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? - How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? - Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. - I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting - Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life, we could simply press Ctrl Alt Delete and start all over? - Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. - If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor! - Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever I like this saying, you should tell to your older brother (if you have one, basically someone annoying and stupid): "Your village called, their idiot is missing." 6.. Do I look like a freaking people person? People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had. You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you Love bites and so do I If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4% This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile If you zone out and think about your stories or fanfiction during the day, copy this into your profile. Did you know... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress Her name was Auroura, She was only five, This is what happened, When she was alive. Her dad was a drunk, Her mom was an addict, Her parents kept her, Locked in an attic. Her only friend was a little toy bear, It was old and worn out, And had patches of hair. She always talked to it, When no one's around, She lays there and hugs it, Not a peep of sound. Until her parents, unlock the door, Some more and more pain, She'll have to endure. A bruise on her leg, A scar on her face, Why would she be, In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear, And softly cries, She loves her parents, But they want her to die. She sits in the corner, Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life, For a sad little kid, She'd get beaten and beaten, For anything she did. Then one night, Her mom came home high, The poor child was hit and slapped, As hours went by. Then her mom suddenly, Grabbed for a blade, It was sharp and pointy, One that she made. She thrust the blade, Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!" The mom walked out, Leaving the girl slowly dying. She grabbed her bear, And again started crying. Police showed up, At the small little house, They quickly barged in, Everything was as quiet as a mouse. One officer slowly, Opened a door, To find the sad little girl, Lying on the floor. It must have been bad, To go through so much harm, But at least she died, With her best friend in her arms Repost this if you are against child abuse Okay if you are religious, I suggest you do not read the following. there were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going to die. Creepy, huh? When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't re post this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress (I know I have it posted twice) Blue Moon Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmuPYOARQOM&feature= Logan's Dress http:///images/Alice_In_Wonderland_Cosplay_Alice_Costume_C00334_01.jpg Cast: Cast: Claire-Hilary Duff Michael-Kenny Wormald Shane-Ben Barnes Eve- Jessica Stroup Kyriel- Garrett Hedlund Zacary-James Oliver Kris-Arthur Bowen James- Chace Crawford Logan- Ellie Darcey-Alden Camael- Brian Krause Violet-Laura Ramsey John-Gerard Butler Nicole-Wendy Crewson Jason-Kristopher Turner Kiara-Scout Taylor Campton Parker-Wes Ramsey Ryder-Drew Fuller Gabriel-Josh Hutcherson Ryan-Steven Strait Wyatt- Toby Hemingway |
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