"Squad!" Harry Poter, the Head Auror shouted. "Bullpen, Now!"

He watched as his rag tag group of Aurors ran into the bullpen area. They could see that the Head Auror was angry, and it seemed that it was them that was going to get the brunt of his ire.

As Harry walked up and down, he could see that his Aurors were scared.

And for good reason.

"Now, you stupid bunch of idiots. How the fuck did you let nearly three dozen witches, wizards and non magicals get killed by a giant blancmange." He said, his hands on his hips, walking up and down. "We've got three Aurors in St Mungo's with limbs missing, two dead and one who has gone rogue and started baking blancmanges."

"Sir...sir..." one of the Aurors started. "You..."

"I what Zeller?" Harry shouted at the younger Auror. "I was in a meeting with Minister Weasley, and I had left orders for Deputy Head Bones to manage the situation. It's not my fault you lot bungled the operation."

"But sir..."

"But nothing Stebbins. Here is my new order. FIND THAT BLANCMANGE!" Harry shouted, getting in the face of one of the members of the Auror Squad. "If you don't find that blancmange, you will get a Form Mike-Papa 45 Tango in your next payslip!"

The squad gasped. They knew what form MP45T was - it was termination of their employment. Only two Aurors had received a MP45T in the time that Harry Potter had been in the department, and one of those was Gawain Robards, the previous head.

"But sir..."

"That's it Stebbins. Your're fired. Pack your desk. You'll never work in the Ministry again." Harry said, fed up of dealing with idiots. "I've got enough on my plate as it is. My wife and mother-in-law are bugging me to quit the Auror Department and work as the Minister's Undersecretary because my job is "High Risk", I have bloody Skeeter Flooing me three times a day trying to get my opinion on the news, I have a son who is an absloute little shit because his brother keeps winding him up, and now I have to DEAL WITH FLAMING IDIOTS INTERRUPTING ME WHEN I HAVE A BLOODY BLANCMANGE ON THE LOOSE."

"I only wanted to know if I could go to the toilet." Stebbins said, peeing himself. "But I don't need it now.

Harry sighed. It was going to be a long day!