Professor Flitwick

… does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape

… has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin

… has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Dumbledore

… should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter

… is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy

… disagrees.

Ron Weasley

… is very afraid.

Hermione Granger:

...is more afraid than Ron

Ron Weasley:

...is more afraid than anyone especially Hermione

Harry Potter:

...is bored of this conversation and want's to kick Voldie's butt

Luna Lovegood

… is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Voldemort

... HAS A NOSE OKAY?!

Ginny Weasley

… wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley

… knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley

… knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans

… swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter

… doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin

… would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black

… killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black

… is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black

… is quietly going insane.

Voldemort

… does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors

… will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins

… will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs

… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws

… will get hold of a flying carpet.

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