/A/N. Thank you Janna, for unsticking me. Nope, still don't own it. Bit of a filler./

"Dude, you suck. Some angel you are. You wouldn't even help me get things around Chloe's house cleaned up. Are you really that afraid of something Father made?", Raziel said, giving Gabriel grief.

"I tell you, it had teeth. I saw them."

"You have such an overactive imagination Gabriel. Let's go check in with Dad and see what else we need to do."

The angels vanished leaving Lucifer wide awake with both children while Chloe rested. He knew she was strong but now he was amazed by her. She gave birth to Satan's children and lived to tell the tale. His daughter was asleep in her bassinet next to him and Trixie was playing with her new little brother. Parenthood was easier than Chloe made it out to be. He took little Frankie and held him high over his head, admiring his son. A loud squirting sound came from the boys backside the same time a loud burp passed his lips. A bit of spit up came out, landing in Lucifer's face just as the runny mess from his diaper ran down his father's wrist.

"Chloe, Chloe wake up! The child is leaking from both ends! Beatrice, get your mother, I think I broke him!"

Instead of being a nervous wreck like Lucifer, she instead pointed at him and laughed. Evil child. She shook her head and handed him a nappy and a box of wipes,"He pooped, you're going to have to change him."

"No child of mine, poops, as you say. This must be a product of his human side."

"Silly Satan, everybody poops."

"You clean it, he is your brother."

"He's your spawn, you do it!"

There was a loud pop and a blinding light filled the room, "Do you require assistance, Samael?"

"Ariel, what brings you here. Trixie, this is another sister of mine, Ariel."

"Like the little Mermaid, so cool", Trixie said, admiring the female angel. Trixie's little family was expanding everyday and she loved it.

Ariel was Uriel's twin sister. She stood at a whopping 7 feet tall and was built like an Olympian. Her features would remind one of Rachel Lutrell from Stargate Atlantis. She wore a leather vest with black jeans and bracers like Wonder Woman on her arms. Anyone who didn't know her, would think of her as a fierce warrior but Lucifer knew the gummy bear who lived in her heart. With it came to children, she was mush. That made her perfect to assist him with childcare. She had watched over countless children over the eons.

"All of heaven is watching you raptly and laughing at your misfortune. There has been corn popped as you entertain them."

"All of heaven? That's a bit of an exaggeration, surely."

"Even Father laughed when the boy child spit up on you. I am of the opinion he made it happen."

"Blasted interference. So, where is your twin? Still with Hurricane Penelope?"

"Nay, the human woman fired him and literally tossed him to the curb. He destroyed her vehicle crashing into a stop sign. I don't understand why she was upset, the sign said stop and stop he did. He also started a fire on her movie set making something called coffee. The man called Tom Cruise had her fired."

"Poor Uri, it was cruel of Father to make such a clumsy angel."

"True but he will always have me to make his journeys a bit easier. Now, hand me the babe and let me cleanse him, if you leave that stuff on baby skin too long, they get a rash. You don't want to deal with a rash. It's very tiresome."

Lucifer handed her his son and she laid him on the changing table Lucifer had set up against the wall. In a flurry of wipes and a gust of power, she was done and tickled the boy's tummy, "You're so cute, you must take after your mummy, yes you do. Daddy is an old crispy sausage. Yes he is."

"Ariel! Insulting me to my son?"

"Always, Samael"

"Wench! So does mama Decker getting fired mean she will be here soon? If so, we will have to move back to my penthouse sooner than anticipated."

"Her plane leaves tomorrow. She has a four hour lay over in Hawaii and then she lands at LAX at 6 pm. Shall I help you pack. I can do it with a snap of my fingers."

"Yes, please. Let me wake Chloe and tell her of the impending doom, I mean of her mother's return. I wonder why the old girl hasn't called?"

"Uriel broke her cellular device as well."

"Why didn't I guess that?"

In The heavenly Zone

Raziel tied a doped up Gabriel to a chair. She had doped him to the gills with the Greek God's ambrosia. It was like angelic heroin. He was going to be pissed when he came back to himself but for now, she was going to enjoy this.

"Someone give me a phone? I know you guys have them", she said to her fellow angels. They did in fact have iPhones and some were even recording her as they munched the human food kettle corn.

One was thrust into her hand and she flipped the browser open and with a few quick swipes, found the image she was looking for, "This, Gabriel, is a human vagina when it is not spewing children forth. As you can see, it has no teeth and therefor does not chew, you idiot!"

"What is going on here, Raziel. Why are inundating your brother with pornographic imagery?"

Jesus always had to ruin her good time, "This dummy thinks human women's lady parts have teeth and will bite him."

Jesus raised his eyebrows at Gabriel and curled his lip, "Ah, carry on Raz. He needs the education Father failed to give him."

Jesus continued walking until he found his Father watching Lucifer, laughing at the devil's expense.

"What amuses you, Father? I have never seen you giggle so."

"Lucifer.. he's clueless. He thinks it's soooo easy to be a father but he can't even handle a bowel movement, ah ha ha ha."

"You're trying to teach him a lesson, aren't you?"

"Of course, it's my job."

LUX

Maze was having too much fun with Dan. She had dressed him in a New Kids On The Block Shirt, an I love Donny hat and made him kiss a cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber, posting all of the pictures to the LAPD Instagram account. It was all fun until one of his friends at the precinct let a comment saying congratulations on becoming a dad again. The fool thought the children were Dans'. As if this impotent putz could even make kids, let alone be called a father.. Then another comment came, saying they saw Chloe with another dude and he needed to take care of that. These cops were going to be a problem. Maze didn't like problems.

She heard several bangs and slams from Lucifer's penthouse and ran up the stairs, taking them four at a time. She ran through the back door and entered to find a female stacking boxes. She recognized this one as one of Lucifer's sisters. But what the hell did she want.

"Who the fuck are you and why are you messing with Lucifer's stuff?"

"Ah, Mazikeen. I am Ariel, twin sister of Uriel. I am here because I am helping him move."

"Oh, so you're here to pack his stuff and move it to Chloe's? He's not coming home?"

"Oh on the contrary, he and his brood of humans are moving back here. I am simply his, what do you call it, a moving person. Then I shall take the post of nursemaid to the beings he sired."

Maze sighed with relief, for a minute there she thought he was going to make her babysit.

"Of course, you will be assisting with your niece Beatrice until the human female is back at her full capacity. If you will excuse me, I have more items to bring here."

Maze nodded, she could handle Trixie while Chloe recovered. How long did it take anyway? A couple of hours, a day at the most. She could do it.

"Sure, I can spare a couple of hours to help with Trix."

"No, Mazikeen, more like 6 to 8 weeks."

"Seriously? The Resurrection only took 3 days."

Mama Decker's house.

"My mom is on her way back in the morning. Another of your heavenly sisters is moving our stuff as we speak and you can't change a diaper because it's beneath you and smells foul? Are you joking? So, you expect me to do it all, by myself?" Chloe said, incredulous, her post partum hormones controlling the conversation.

"Chloe, calm down. Of course I will help but you can't expect me to know exactly what to do, right away. This is very new for me. Hello, darling, Satan,"he said pointing to himself.

"Excuses, excuses. Even Trixie can change a diaper."

"But she wouldn't even help me, evil spawn."

As they argued, baby Delilah floated by the doorway. Chloe screamed while Lucifer looked proud as a peacock, "Look, love, Father has gifted her with levitation. Wonder what Frankie can do, besides cause his nappy to explode?"