Hi my names Danielle and I live in the North East of England.

My hobbies are reading,writing, sewing and swimming. I love historical fiction and fantasies.

My favourite authors are Tamora Pierce,C S Lewis, Alison Weir, Jean Plaidy,Trudi Canavan and Stuart Hill.

My favourite books are all the Tamora pierce, the Icemark chronicles, Narnia and Innocent Traitor (plus practically every other book that I have ever read which is a lot).

"I think as a human being... Men don't think any differently from women- they just make more noise about being able to." -Alanna of Trebond

Kaddar: "Women aren't up to the discipline of military life."
Daine: "You must tell Lady Alanna that sometime. I'd do it from a distance."

"I would apologize for my rudeness, if I had manners. Happily, I don't." -Rikash

"I hope you will think of a smart way to fight them. If you don't, I will find a stupid way." -Daine (to Numair)

Kel: "He's a fine judge of folk, Peachblossom. Except Neal. He's prejudiced against Neal."
Tobe: "He just likes the way Neal squeaks when he's bit."

"You look as scary as a buttered muffin."

"Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello"

"'Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.'

"'You fed it.' The badger sighed. 'Sometimes I think you'll feed anything.'"

"My heart bleeds buttermilk."

"Why do I get the feeling that if you give me a hard time, I'll tell all of our year-mates your family nickname is Meathead?"

"Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people."

"I think it's fair rude to make him a tree and not know what kind he is."

""Kel: He says he's changed.
Neal: I suppose he could have changed, I myself have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil.
Kel: You do look yellow around the edges. I hadn't wanted to bring it up.
Neal: We daffodils like to have things brought up. It reminds us of spring.""

"Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again."

"I've said it before and I'll say it again, my lord. You are a bad man." -Kel

"Don't call me sir." - Raoul "Yes, sir" - Kel

"Such fatherly wrath. I would be terrified, except, well, I'm not." - Kyprioth

"Why, I'm just as true and honest as dirt. And I'm even more charming than dirt." - Aly

Fesago:"Curiosity killed the cat" Aly: "People always forget the rest of that saying-'and satisfaction brought it back'"

"'Even a traitor may mend; I know one who did.' Then he looked very thoughtful. -Edmund

'You're not quite the great horse you had come to think, from living among poor dumb horses. Of course you were braver and cleverer than them. You could hardly help being that. It doesn't follow that you'll be anyone very special in Narnia. But as long as you know you're nobody very special, you'll be a very decent sort of Horse, on the whole, and taking one thing with another.-Hermit

"That's the worst of girls," said Edmund to Peter and the Dwarf. "They never carry a map in their heads."
"That's because our heads have something inside them," said Lucy.

"I hear no conditions from barbarians and sorcerers," said Rabadash ... "Beware! Beware! Beware! The bolt of Tash falls from above!"
"Does it ever get caught on a hook half-way?" asked Corin.

"He's not a tame lion"

'Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed'

"Got to start by finding it, have we? Not allowed to start by looking for it I suppose?" -Puddleglum

"Can I box him, father?" - Corin

"Logic!" said the Professor half to himself. "Why don't they teach them logic at these schools?"

"Bless me, what DO they teach them at these schools?" - The Professor

"Bother!" said Edmund. "I've left my new torch in Narnia."

"You just abandoned your whole belief system. I mean, before, I didn't agree with you, but at least I respected you. How, how, how are you going to go into work tomorrow? How, how are you going to face the other science guys? How, how are you going to face yourself? Oh! That was fun. So who's hungry?"

"Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely nineteen."

"Joey, be a pal. Take my hand and smack her with it."

"No, no, no.. You say that proudly."

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!"

"Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed." (Aly would like this one!)

"Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good.Luckily this is not difficult."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half have never voted for president. One hopes it is the same half."

"Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others."

"When I eventually met Mr right, I had no idea that his first name was always."

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very very clever ones."

"When all else fails read the instructions. When all else fails and the instructions are missing, kick it."

"When science finally locates the centre of the universe some people will be surprised to learn that they're not it."

Lunkwill: Do you...
Deep Thought: Have an answer for you? Yes. But you're not going to like it.
Fook: Please tell us. We must know!
Deep Thought: Okay. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is...
wild cheers from audience, then silence
Deep Thought: 42

"Smoking kills. If you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life."

"I read the newspapers avidly. It is my one form of continuous fiction."

"If absolute power corrupts then where does that leave god?"

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields.

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."