1.)you accidently enter your password on a microwave.

2.)you haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3.)the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screename or a myspace

4.)you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the buttons on the TV

6.)your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.)as you read this list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8.)as you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.)and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.)you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.)now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.)put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

- got this at someone's profile who got me...ehhh i mean...watever

Kiss on the stomach--"lets have sex"
Kiss on the Forehead --"Forever you will be mine"
Kiss on the Ear --"I'm horny"
Kiss on the Cheek --"We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand --"I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck --"We belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder --"I want you"
Kiss on the Lips --"I love you" OR "I want you"
Holding Hands --"We can learn to love each other"
Slap on the Butt --"That's mine"
Playing with the Ear --"I can't live without you"
Holding on tight --"Don't let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes --"Don't leave me"
Playing with Hair on Head --"Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist --"I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing --"I am completely comfortable with you"

-awww!!