Sup everyone! I’m Cap’n Lazy Pantz, mostly because I’m a slacker with everything except where writing for fun is concerned. :-)

I used to be a very active writer here on fan fiction, but I took a break because I moved to Japan and shit got very crazy very fast. But recently, my cousin (who is one of the people that I write insane stories with) reached out to me about wanting to finish all of our current stories, and possibly starting some new ones, and it sounded like an excellent idea to me. I know that I have quite a few stories that many of you are desperately wanting a finale for. My apologies for leaving you hanging for so long.

We don't have a schedule since we all have varying life things going on, but we hope to update stories once a week or once every two weeks. While we've only written for Skip Beat so far, we do plan on writing for Vampire Knight and a few other shoujo serials in the future. Thanks for being so patient with me and I hope that you'll continue to support us in our upcoming narrative adventures. Thank you so much!

Some general info about stories that we'll be writing. They might be AU/OOC stories. We really like those kinds of fan fiction as it allows us to get super creative, but we're not entirely opposed to Canon work either. I don't write anything less than M rating myself, unless it's by request only. I'm a perv and I don't hide from it. I do like weird, fetishy stuff/scenarios so you might find that in my stories as well. If you're more conservative when it comes to your content, well there's your warning. You may want to avoid most, if not all, of the stories on my page.

Curious nothings 'bout myself-- I am a specimen of the MALE species, LOL (it's why I can't do yaoi. Too weird for me). I used to race cars. I drink Scotch. I love literature in all shapes, forms, genres, etc. I'm also not afraid to admit that I can be a mushy romance addict as well as a kinky freak. Cheesy lines are fun and graphic details are erotic. If you wanna know more 'bout me, just shoot me a PM. It's always open for whatever—questions, comments, random bouts of BSing out of boredom. Don’t be afraid to hit me up. I am very open-minded and difficult to offend, so no worries.

AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Sinning to Love: This is a different version of the story Sho's Salvation, written as per request by the author of that story. The first six chapters are similar, but everything after that is different.

My Writing Buddies (Cousins):

Lance Corporal Sassypantz, Sakura Sephiroth, Delicious Demon Butler