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Author has written 3 stories for Skip Beat!, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
I am Muchachomomo, author of a story that i still haven't written and possibly the greatest human you will ever meet. call me mar mar (pronounced as mare mare), maryamo, muchacho, momo, i don't really care. any of those work for me.
*i was told many things in 5th grade that i probably should have never learned until high school, so i try to keep those horrible memories locked in the back of my head by reading no M rated fics. the horrible memories don't come out unless i feel like acting like a total perv to annoy my friends :) hehe trust me, behind all of my craziness is a very caring and helpful person (pfft... pretend you did not just see me laugh...)
I am a boring person. get used to all of my craziness and you'll see a person with no social life. so if you need advice on how to live your life, don't come to me. i'm probably gonna end up screwing up both of our lives.
My life is Anime/Mangas. and some cartoons. oh, and fanfics on mangas, animes, and cartoons.
here's some of my favs (not really in order):
Skip Beat (OMG I LOVE IT #1!!!!)
Kamisama Hajimemashita (came in a close 2nd)
Akatsuki no Yona
Faster than a Kiss
Shugo Chara!
Kamichama Karin
Last Game
Happy Cafe
La Cordo D'Oro
Avatar: the Last Airbender (my childhood, and my favorite cartoon still!)
Naruto (OMG FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO THE LATEST CHAPTER!!!!)
Kuroshitsuji
7th Period Rhapsody (by the same author as Faster Than a Kiss)
Omukae Desu (same author as Faster than a Kiss)
Love so Life
Dawn of the Arcana
Oresama Teacher
Beauty Pop
Hana Kimi (oh my god this one is awesome!)
trust me, i've read many more. these were my favs
ok, i gots a lot of favorite fanfics, but i absolutely LOVE Embers from Vathara (A:TLA fanfic) and True Reflection from Regulusgal (Skip Beat! fanfic).
My favorite color is Purple
I am not-a-girl-but-not-yet-a-woman, and i am South Asian. (that means Indian for all you illiterate people out there)
I'm kinda new to Fanfiction, so bear with me. apparently i've got a weird sense of humor. and my friends call me "the Contradiction" for my taste in books and mangas. either really cute girly stuff or hard core bloody massacre kind of stuff. but nothing that could be rated M on fanfiction. gotta keep my mind clean, ya know :)
Hey, i just realized that I don't have a favorite book list yet! here are some of my all time favorites:
Eragon series (the book that introduced me to Sci-fi fantasy)
The Darkest Minds (HIGHLY recommend this for everyone)
Clockwork Angel
the Giver
Crewel
Incarceron (and it's sequel, Sapphique)
Everlost
Pendragon series (awesome!)
Percy Jackson (ok, who hasn't read these books?)
Elemental (relatively new book, but really good if you like A:TLA)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. i don't like violence.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be high all day long
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
Im BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
Im HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse (Don't even know how)
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw MANGA so I MUST be a freak
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I bet there's a ton more i can't remember right now, but these are really good. so I just realized that if i'm reading manga, i lean more towards romance-y shojo mangas. but if it's a book, I like more action/adventure/ totally-books-that-you-wouldn't-expect-a-girl-to-enjoy-reading kinda stuff. Like the stereotype that only boys like watching Naruto, which is a lie unless i'm a boy. last time i checked, i wasn't a boy.
I actually mustered up enough courage to actually write a fanfic of my own. I would like to think it's going well, but then again school has been a pain in the butt lately, and I've been trying to juggle a lot of things at the same time. if you haven't read it yet, 1) how the hell did you end up on my profile page? and 2) read it! I put my blood, sweat and tears in that story, even if it's only 12 chapters long so far!!! oh, and an update to those of you who have read it, I have a feeling this will be at least 30 chapters long, if not more than that. so, if you are willing to wait with me, I would be happy to serve you :)
who reads this anyways? like if you want to know more about me just ask, why did i just put all this random crap into my profile? eh, whatever :D
recently learned that there are times in life when you don't get what you want. its times like those when you gotta get back on your feet and look ahead. what doesn't kill you makes you stronger so keep a smile on your face cuz everything happens for a reason
Okay, for all you people that have read my first ever fanfic and reviewed, THANK YOU!!!! you have no idea how much it means to me if you guys actually leave an honest review, it makes me feel happy and helps me improve the story as i go along.
Edit 12/7/13: to the 4 of you who put me in your communities, THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!!!! i never realized you guys would like my fanfic so much, it's an honor to see that so many of you like it :) i've been thinking about a lot of different plot twists and stuff lately, so be prepared to go through the ups and downs of What If! I will be in your care for as long as the fanfic continues!
another thing: If you have anything you want to rant about or need to talk to someone, PM me! I'm all ears, and I would love to help you out. sometimes all you need is someone to listen to your problems without judging you based off of what they already know about you. I personally think that if you need to rant about your problems, first go to your family. then, go to someone willing to listen to you. whether that be your best friend or some random person on the internet, you HAVE to get out your frustrations somehow.
enough of all this seriousness, let's get back to my crazy personality! haha have any of you seen the second season for LoK? the ending was really good! oh oh oh and chapter 208 of skip beat was just so OHMYGOSDFHKDFHSDKFDKBVSEB (That was me fangirling in my room, screaming silently while waving my hands in front of my face. excuse me while i go to the corner and try to regain my dignity)
ahem, this is where my rambling ceases for today. hope everyone who read my profile left with a smile, and if you left with a frown then here's a cookie for you! (cookies make everything better! are ya smiling yet?)