It's not often you get a package in the mail that's as big as you are. Less often would you get more than one, and NEVER would you find six human males inside. Unless of course you're Haruhi Fujioka. Based on the shojo manga, Absolute Boyfriend.

What happens when you mix a spell with dire consequences and our clumsy friend Nekozawa? Oh? Oh, you read the title. Well, would you like to see the madness that ensues?

Even before he manifests his quirk, Katsuki knows he's special. He knows it because Izuku says it all the time. (Bakugou character study. OneSided KatsuDeku.)

Why do you think Mary hated Garry so much? Why do you think she so badly wanted to leave him behind? In this story, set before the events with Ib, we learn that Garry's just a selfish liar, as he is much like Mary - a meager painting apart of Guertena's world. It was Garry who started it. He wanted to sacrifice the lives of children, despite Mary's refusals. He wanted his freedom.

Who will win Haruhi's heart? Find out when the members of the Host Club, along with some special guests, compete for her love in JTV's newest reality show "For the Love of Haruhi." On hiatus.

Cindy is an average Sim in Sunset Valley. She's got it all, a good family, good friends, a good boyfriend. That is, untill the Green PlumbBob over her head makes some very different ideas for her.

Based off the game by Pacthesis only with my character in it. I changed a few things, like dialog and sequence of events but I mostly kept it the same. I was saddened by how few of these exist, so I did this. Rated T because of occasional swearing LandonxOCxEmmett

A trilogy of sorts, documenting the life and times of Kageyama and Hinata's child.

Haruhi knows that the members of the host club love her, but she does not understand the extent to which they do until each individual host helps her in a time of need.

Hikaru and Kaoru are very, very bored one day. They manage to plot up a scheme, but this scheme may just turn on them.

Yukino Sanada had a huge crush on Yamamoto, so it was no surprise she wrote him a love letter. What she didn't see coming, was a letter in response. YamamotoxOC REWRITTEN

**On Hiatus** "Enlightenment" blended to "Worry" and eventually "The Depths." I paused. Never did I walk past this point, for, there was one more painting left alone in this hall... The Forgotten Portrait ends here.

This is my collection of Ouran one-shots. Chapter 14: Hikaru is having a little trouble with French. Maybe Haruhi can shed some light on the subject.

"Listen, I don't need an assistant. I'm perfectly fine on my own. But my father insists, so we're stuck with each other. Just do what I say and stay out of my way and we'll get along famously." KyoyaXOC

Raped three separate times. Her parents killed during the time, and she's forced to live with the Morinozuka family. They try to help, but now she has fallen silent and is terrified of guys. Takashi realizes he likes her a lot, but she's his sister now!

She was only a puppet, and even in her own world the only things she couldn't have were her only desires. (Mary-centric oneshot, will probably expand on later.)

He was there the whole time and she completely missed him. Now, when she needs him most, he's there for her. Rated T for language.

What if, instead of Ib being the child and Garry the adult, the roles were reversed? Ib is an eighteen year old, serious college student who was forced to attend Guertena's Art Gallery by her worried parents and Garry is a shy young nine year old boy who was excited to go to an art museum for the first time in his life. These two unlikely heroes are sent to the world of Guertena.

...Ib stays up all night, when she isn't at work. There is the splat and swish of a paintbrush. An artist's muse. But, sometimes there are too many splats with too little swishes, and then she hears the creak of Ib's chair. Her breathing is laboured. -Mary central fic. Eventual GarryxIb-

A follow-up of 'Ib All Alone'. Ib didn't want to believe that Garry was gone.

He loves me. He loves me not... - Mary

I am the creation of a lonely man deprived of his need and want, who struggled through life with a brush and a paint pallet. Oneshot.

Seven years have passed since Ib's strangely vague visit to Guertena's art exhibition. Her workplace bought a famous painting from an auction, and soon Ib finds herself in a dangerous game in a frightening world between her possessive sister and a crazed, familiar man. Garry x Ib x Mary.

As a child, Mary lived a happy life. This is the story of why she craved for nothing more in the world than a sister. Based on a headcanon of mine.

AU Human Chess: A high-stakes game with little chance of survival. Haruhi thought that the Ouran Program was just a place where she could study; she was wrong. When she's put on a team with six boys, she finds that there's not a good chance of survival. Especially since the rival team has never lost once. Pretending to be a boy and fight was not on Haruhi's agenda for the summer.

"Together Forever": She is his child, yet everything about her suggests otherwise. - Mary, Ib's parents.

Little Honey Haninozuka has a big crush on Haruhi Fujioka, and he's willing to do ANYTHING to make her happy. Will he be able to win her heart? DISCONTINUED.

At a young age Hikaru had learned that his 'Kao-chan' was but a figment of his imagination. But then who is the new student at Ouran called Kaoru? And why does he look just like Hikaru? Rated high T for dark themes.

Amano, Kashino, Hanabusa, and Andou's children have enrolled in St. Marie Academy! 3 crazy patissieres are already a handful, but another will just make it worse...

Hermione could not believe she was doing this. This went beyond everything she thought she would ever do. It was unthinkable to even do it. But there she was. Standing on top of the Slytherin table. In her sexiest lingerie she had.

A CD full of Christmas classics sung by the whole patissier/patissiere gang! Parodies of holiday favorites-YumePati style. Enjoy! Please Read, Review, & Request!

A collection of Chuck Norris jokes, all centered around the hilariously eccentric characters of OHSHC! "31. Thunder is a sign that Chuck Norris is approaching, and lightning strikes when he's in the ass-kicking mood… No wonder Haruhi wants to hide…"

Tamaki Suoh is having a great time now that he's finally dating his best friend and long time crush, Gianna Tsuki. Really, he couldn't be happier... until he realizes Haruhi is missing and he's been dating a complete stranger for the last week and a half.

This is the product of writer's block and boredom. Tamaki answers his phone. Plz read & review.

Well, this is basically Sleeping Beauty with an Ouran twist.

Hikaru often takes his brother for granted, but what happens when there's a terrible accident? Follow Hikaru Hitachiin as he begins a new chapter in his life and learns to cherish every moment. -UPDATED-

Tamaki has been pushing all of the hosts hard lately, and everyone is exhausted. When Haruhi falls asleep surrounded by certain hosts who are famous for acting a little off when they are tired, it is up to Tamaki and the twins to save her. Two-shot.

A Series of One-Shots about all the "What Ifs" In Ouran! Have a "What if"? Review or Message me! This story can't go on without what if idea's! and I know you have them! :3

The merit scene, with a twist. And probably not the one you're expecting? Rated for the merit scene and an obscene author's note.

Tamaki decided to go back to France with Eclair, but is only gone a month when he realizes what a mistake it was. Will Haruhi take him back?

CONGRATULATIONS! You have just purchased your very own KAORU HITACHIIN unit. This manual was made to ensure that you, the user, could get as much potential from your KAORU HITACHIIN unit as possible.

This is a SongFic OneShot I wrote for my friend, Star. KyoHaru. It's a small, quick read. The song is Collide by Howie Day.

Kashino was about to blow up, and felt Andoh tense and Hanabusa smirk. But he was so very tired of it all. So, for the first time, Kashino Makoto stepped back and examined his situation. Slowly, subtly, silently, and gracefully he had fallen in love...

"That's when it hit him, how incredibly awkward his position on top of Tamaki must look. Anyone would think that Tamaki was trying to do something to the crying boy pinned under him. Kaoru could only imagine what Hikaru was thinking..." Twincest

From cgkinkmemeii. PREMISE: Suzaku just transferred to Lelouch's new school. The catch? He only speaks Japanese and Lelouch, hardly fluent, is assigned to guide him. The result? Sexytimes with a language barrier. AU, Explicit, M/M, dub-con with SemeSuzaku

The title say's it all, 13 light, romantic moments centred around the HoneyXHaruhi pairing.

There was no excuse for it. None at all. But she'd done it. And there was no turning back from that now. KazukiXKahokoXLen

The host club is having issues in picking a new theme. Thanks to two girls who introduced them to another world, they are now going to base on a series called Black Butler.

A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?

Mitsukuni is very good at math. He knows what the outcome will be. Host Club/Haruhi

Hino Kahoko had decided to settle for good but left hearts in pain as their selfish wishes crumbled to pieces. Hihara had decided to shrug it off and decided to be happy for her but can he really be happy? Can he still keep his happy face infront of her a