CuteCat213
 Author has written 60 stories for Legend of Korra, Naruto, Harry Potter, Bleach, Yu-Gi-Oh, Code Geass, Soul Eater, Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師, Tales of the Abyss, Final Fantasy VIII, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, Tales of Vesperia, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Death Note, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and Sailor Moon. YayText! Super cool unicode text magic. Use s̶t̶r̶i̶k̶e̶t̶h̶r̶o̶u̶g̶h̶, 𝐛𝐨𝐥𝐝, 𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒄𝒔, and on Facebook, Twitter, and everywhere else. 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My Headcanon: Richter from Tales of Symphonia 2 is the yaoi-child of Asch and Luke fon Fabre from Tales of the Abyss; raised by Jade, also from ToA... Name: CC Heart. Birth of DeathStar Art by KaburagiKotetsu on DA~! (And because my live-linking is being weird, here it is in URL format: http: / /fav . me / d8xell2 [You know the procedure: erase the extra spaces] ) Other Sites: Age: Twenty-One Birthday: February 2 Education: High School Dream: Writer\Copy-Editor Sexuality: Asexual Panromantic. (In the most layman of terms: I'm not sexually attracted to anyone, but I have no boundries of form\sex\gender\identity for my romantic feelings.) 2015 New Year's Resolution: Expand my horizons and push myself to write things I never thought I could. (Sex scenes: check...) My Personal Philosophies: "Push yourself ever further! Doing the same things you've always done gets you nowhere; challenge yourself to do those things you think you suck at until you don't suck at them, don't just focus on the areas you're comfortable with. That thing you thought you sucked at might just be the one thing you're known for some day." "Always look forward, but don't forget the path you took to get you to the place you are now. All the hurdles, all the tough spots, all the bad places, those all added up to make you the person you are now. And if you don't like that person, check back on all those mistakes every now and then so you don't make them again as you strive for the you that you want to be." "No matter how well you do on your own, or how much you don't think you need other people, go out and make friends. You're never quite as alone as you think you are, and that's always a good thing. Those down times, those moments when everything seems too much, lean on your friends, they won't let you fall. Friends can be a pain, and having more than one generally means they'll do their level best to drive you insane, but they'll always be worth it." "Keep an open mind! That thing you think you hate, figure out exactly why it is you hate it. Write a list and pare it down to the exact parts that you have problems with, then work on those. Tolerance isn't a natural talent, it's a skill maintained with effort, so make that effort. And those parts you aren't willing to budge on, don't begrudge others who are. Accept your differences and move on. You hate that character they love: tell them it's fine, they can have them undisputed. Variety is the spice off life: Just think how boring it would be to talk to someone with all the exact same opinions as you." "Things can always be worse: don't focus on how bad it is now, focus on how much worse it could be and be thankful it isn't quite there yet. Pessimism is 'Fuck! This couldn't possibly be any worse!' Optimism is: 'Yes, it could, but it's not.'" "Never give up on love or friendship. Not having found it yet only means exactly that: That you haven't found it yet. It's out there, keep looking. Relatives are those you share blood with, Family are the ones you keep in your heart and choose to surround yourself with." "Put yourself out there! Half effort, half reward. You're probably going to fall, pick yourself up and continue on anyway. Putting yourself out there might mean failure: but holding yourself back guarantees it." "Don't be afraid to share yourself with your friends. True friends aren't afraid to tell or ask anything of each other. There is no greater feeling of acceptance than knowing that someone knows all the darkest parts of you... and still loves you for who you are." "Keep track of your progress: the good things and the bad things. So that you can look back at those and think 'This is how far I've come, and this is all I have still ahead of me.' Always remember the victories, no matter how small, because people are naturally inclined to remember the bad ones first and best." "Truth is not always the easy path, but it is the right one. It hurts, it's bumpy as hell, and goes places that make you think 'who the hell is driving this thing?!' but it always gets you to the right place if you follow it long enough." "Don't (just) complain: fix it. Vent that steam... then get some oven mitts and take the pot off the stove so it doesn't happen again. It's easy to talk about what you want to happen, it's harder to just start, but it is so much more satisfying." "Don't be afraid to try something you've never done before. Don't be afraid to make mistakes on the things you have done before, either. It's how we get better. Write whatever comes to mind. Write those things that don't come to mind, too. Just put your fingers to the keys, turn off your brain, and see what comes out. It's easier to hear your heart when your head isn't in the way." "Don't focus on the you that you want to change, but on the one you want to become. Think not 'I shouldn't have done that' but 'This is what I need to do now'. No one ever got to their destination navigating by the trail behind them." Things you probably never even wondered about me: First and foremost: I have a joint account (dualinsanities222) with composite works between myself and my wonderful almost-everything beta (I have some individual betas on different fics) Zoete9 (both of which can be found on my Favorite Authors' page) and I beg you to check out if you like my writing style. (supersteffy is doing me the honor of being my Thiefshipping beta, so check her out as well.) And onward! My favorite flavor of donut is Cream-filled Maple-glazed (yes, that's actually a flavor!) Name is actually CuteCat(asterisk)(asterisk), but formatting changed it to CuteCat(space)(space). Just call me C.C. I like yaoi, yuri, and het all; I adore Mpreg amd fempreg. All other preferences... well, I just don't care, let them do what they want, we are the way we are. Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile. List of anime/manga I watch/read/write/obsess about, or have in the past: (And my favorite pairings thereof {OTPs}) To Schurmann (did I spell that one right?) with love: I very kindly appreciate your help with my spelling, I've always had issues with it, and critique-ing makes me better. That being said, you were rather harsh on the three miss-spellings I had in however many paragraphs this is. As I said, I'm not a flamer, unfortunately, the same could not be said for you, Mpreg-hater. Did I dis anyone's sexual preference in anything I've written so far? Why do you get to call Mpreg disgusting or revolting? I've stated my reasons for writing what I write, and you don't have to read it if you don't want to, actually I'd prefer if you didn't. Those songfics were the first things I finished writing, I have over ten uncompleted fanfics, and several original works. I will not let your flamey ways ruin what gives my life meaning and joy. I didn't have to post those, I could have let them rot away on my hard-drive, and I agonized for months over if I should or not. Please note that for all my stories, I use an unorthodox writing style. I prefer to lead into a quote with a comma or such, and after it, continue with lower-case letters as though the quote wasn't there at all. In other words, I quote EXACTLY what it is my people say. If my character is going to say, "This day sucked!" then this is how it would look. Please don't correct this, because it's completely intentional. I despise people ending a quote with a comma when their character is done talking, bugs the hell out of me; and I refuse to do it! NOTE! Everything below is a copy-paste thing or meme I got on other profiles. If you skip to the bottom of that, I have spelling\writing help and common mistakes. Or you could go back up and click the 'hide bio' thing. That is all. Thank you kindly for visiting my page. *bows* Anime Character Quiz -- Soul Eater Version! Put the chosen characters in parenthesis after (Or during!) each question. List 12 of your favorite characters from one anime/book/TV show/etc. (I'll be using Soul Eater here, but you can choose any fandom.) (NOT in order, because I could never choose.) 1. Medusa 2. Mifune 3. Death the Kid 4. Stein 5. Maka 6. Soul 7. BlackStar 8. Crona 9. Tsubaki 10. Shinigami-sama 11. Kami 12. Spirit Put the chosen characters in parenthesis after each question. Exa: Would 4 poke 7 in the side to annoy them? (ShinoxKiba) Blah, blah, answer. Have you ever read a 6/11 (Soul/Kami) fan fiction before? O_O ...No... And I'm rather glad of it. Do you think 4 (Stein) is hot? How Hot? Moderately hot, for his age. (His cute little shota form could be my boy-toy anytime, though) What would happen if 12 (Spirit) got 8 (Crona) pregnant? ...Medusa would KILL him. But only after castrating him. And that's not even mentioning what Stein/Kami/Maka/Ragnarok would do... Do you recall any fics about 9 (Tsubaki)? ...'Skina hard NOT to find fics about her. The BlackStar section is practially POLUTED with them. I have a fic with her in it! Would 2 (Mifune) and 6 (Soul) make a good couple? Cocks head* Wellll... They both have the unaffected 'cool' thing going on... And Mifune HAS shown a definite preference for younger people... 5/9 (Maka/Tsubaki) or 5/10 (Maka/Shinigami)? MakaBaki! Definitely MakaBaki! Kid having Maka as his step mom? *Horrified shudder* What would happen if 7 (BlackStar) walked in on 2 (Mifune) and 12 (Spirit) doing the deed? Blinks* Wow. Oookay. Two possible reactions: the first being running from the room screaming (for Maka so she could kick her dad's ass), or he might (pre-mastery of the Enchanted Sword Mode) ignore (or even not quite realize what was going on) and challange Mifune to a rematch. Make up a summary of a 3/10 (Kid/Shinigami) fanfic. Just for the sake of my sanity, I'm going to assume that's NOT a pairing slash. "Most knew Death the Kid for his OCD tendencies and his dual pistol weapons at his side, but he wasn't always a teenager. Take a look at some of the challenges that come with raising the next God of Death." Is there any such thing as a 1/8 (Medusa/Crona) fluff? Why YES! As a matter of fact, I'm WRITING ONE! YAY, Good!Medusa! *Air punch* Suggest a title for a 7/12 (BlackStar/Spirit) hurt/comfort fic. ...Uhhh... "BlackStar, Red Tears"? Hmm, now that I think about it, most of my fics seem to have a color naming theme... What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 (Stein) to deflower 1 (Medusa)? I would use a basic AU or semi-AU where there are no weapons (or at least no Kishin) and have them become partners in school, things would progress from there. Do any of your friends read 3 (Death the Kid) het? Not on purpose: we're both hard-core yaoi fangirls and are firmly convinced Kid and BlackStar are meant for each other-- but we're not utterly against it. Do any of your friends write or draw 11 (Kami)? Uh, yes and no. She's never drawn Kami- She's drawn BlackStar! And yes: she actually played Kami in our prompt\RP (Individual Moments)'s Medusa\Kami chapter. Would any of your friends write 2/4/5 (Mifune/Stein/Maka)? No. Just-- no. I MIGHT be able to tempt her into a momentary Mifune/Stein fling, but Maka would be a deal breaker. (If it were a Mifune/Stein/Spirit 3-way...) What might 10 (Shinigami) scream at a moment of great passion? O_O ...I really don't even want to know... If you wrote a songfic about 8 (Crona) what song would you choose? 'Everybody's Fool' by Evanescence. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic (Medusa/Soul/Spirit?!), what would the warning be? "Warning: rampant brain-washing evil witches, dub-con\non-con, shota, dark!fic!" What might be a good pick-up line for 10 (Shinigami) to use on 2 (Mifune)? Quoting Pirates of the Carrabian: "Tell me, Mifune-kun: do you fear death?" I don't know! How might 11 (Kami) describe a relationship between 2 (Mifune) and 8 (Crona)? "I know he likes younger people, what with Angela and Soul, but I don't think Medusa or Maka, and therefor my ex-husband, are going to accept this even if Crona had been the one to initiate it..." How emo is 7 (BlackStar)? Not at all. BlackStar is like the anti-emo. (Except in my fic, where he has pleanty of reason to be!) Would 1 (Medusa) want to get it on with 5 (Maka)? To break her, or turn her evil: possibly. As part of a scheme to bring down the DWMA: absolutely. Does 7/4 (BlackStar/Stein) sound like a good pairing? No. No, it does not. They both have their own men, they have no need for each other, and they are both drastically outside of each other's age-ranges of known (even het-ish canon) relationships. Make a summary for a 1/5/12 (Medusa/Maka/Spirit) fluff. First: epic! "Maka's life had been an endless stream of faceless women her father brought home, ever since her mother had left them. She had no doubt this latest conquest -because that's all these women were to her father- wouldn't be any different. But Medusa is determined to show the younger girl that she'd different than her mother had been; she's here for the long haul." How might 1 (Medusa) describe a relationship between 9 (Tsubaki) and 3 (Death the Kid)? "Damn it. It was bound to happen eventually, I suppose, but still... Their own partners were doing such a wonderful job of driving them to Madness!" What if 10 (Shinigami) walked in on 3 (Kid) being deflowered by 5 (Maka)? "Oh! Sorry, Kiddo! I didn't know you had your cute little girlfriend over! Please be gentle with my little Kiddo, Maka-chan!" Would 12 (Spirit) and 2 (Mifune) be a good pairing? ...Didn't I answer this before? I could have sworn I had... No? Hmm, apparently Mifune really gets around, doesn't he? Well: they're both of simmilar ages, they've both been through a lot. Mifune seems like he'd have the patience to handle Spirit's outbursts, and they could both gush over protecting their daughters (Angela practially is, anyway). Huh, I wonder if Mifune could wield Spirit...? How might 8 (Crona) react if 1 (Medusa) was murdered by 9 (Tsubaki)? Simple: (You knew this was coming) He wouldn't know how to deal with it! (Also, the thought of Tsubaki murdering, well, anyone, is just beyond all comprehension. And Crona dealt with Medusa's canon death by going completely insane, so that's a pretty good marker of how he'd react to it, regardless of who's doing the killing...) PART TWO! 1 (Medusa) woke you up in the middle of the night? It wouldn't end well for me, whatever her reasons... Or maybe I'd get away unscathed, but the same couldn't be said for whoever she enlists me/uses me against. Number 2 (Mifune) asked you to go out with them? YES! I'm not sure WHY, but I'm not going to question it! Perhaps I'm the slightly-less-insane BlackStar to his even-more-stoic-and-awesome Tsubaki? Maybe? Number 3 (Death the Kid) walked into the bathroom while you're showering? -= Would you like to join me, Kid? Why, yes, I AM symmetrical; thank you for noticing! (T.T I'm not, actually, my right boob is bigger than my left one; I'm Right-handed-- DAMMIT! Oh, well, at least I could tie him up for BlackStar!) 4 (Stein) announced they're going to marry 9 (Tsubaki) tomorrow? No! Stein, you may NOT dissect her just because she's your wife! (And he gives up, because that was the only reason he asked, and she only said yes because Tsubaki would never let ANYONE down.) 5 (Maka) cooked you dinner? We'd have fun, whether anything turned out edible or not. We could share our favorite books and I could introduce her to all my turn-based strategy games. 6 (Soul) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Sweatdrop* Soul, you are NOT 'too cool' for vollyball, you lazy b*... Oh, look, Maka in a bikini, and who called her 'Tiny Tits'? 7 (BlackStar) suddenly confessed to be part of your family? ...Yeah, I could see that. Apparently insanity is hereditary. 8 (Crona) got into the hospital somehow? Sigh* Medusa... Well, I GUESS it's good parenting that she let him get treated at all? 9 (Tsubaki) made fun of your friends? Completely by accident (And then apologizes profusely afterwards): she doesn't have it IN her to be malicious, or even mildly rude... 10 (Shinihami) ignored you all the time? Death paying me absolutely no mind? - I could live with that. (Pun unintended, but I like it...) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 11 (Kami) do? She and Maka would both hunt down those Kishin-b* and feed their souls to Spirit and Soul. And then they'd come back for a sleep-over. You're on a vacation with number 12 (Spirit) and manage to break your leg. What does 12 do? -.-'' He'd use the opprotunity to grope me, and then get slapped/chopped by Maka, any other female currently near-by, and possibly Shinigami-sama. It's your birthday. What will 1 (Medusa) give you? O-O I'm not sure I want to know... BUT, assuming we're on good terms (or she'd likely have killed me already) maybe a love-potion to use on the poor sap of my choice? Or some magical device that lets me go into my favorite anime worlds? You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 2 (Mifune) do? Given that we're dating (See above), it seems logical he'd be either near-by or in the house, and would use his amazing sword skills to get me (and whoever else is inside) out in no time. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 4 (Stein) do? The jerk will sit back and watch it play out-- and likely record it for future 'study'. B*... You're about to marry number 10 (Shinigami). What's 6's (Soul's) reaction? Probably something like "*O_O * *Rubs eyes* What. The. Hell. Seriously. Maka! What'd you put in my food?!" And I couldn't blame him, but what can I say? He's sexy under the outfit and mask (I'm more concerned about Mifune's reaction- or am I still dating him? And NEITHER of them mind this arragnement? Or maybe I'm dating Mifune because Shinigami-kun was ignoring me? *So confused... @_@*) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (BlackStar) cheer you up? Wait, who did I get dumped BY? My fiance/husband, Death; or my boyfriend/illicit lover, Mifune? Or someone else? JUST HOW MUCH OF A PLAYER AM I?! Was it before or after the Mifune/Death realationship(s?)? *Shakes head* Um, either way; being family, he'd tell me to cheer up because big stars like us shouldn't be sad. And if it was Mifune who dumped me he'd go and challenge him to a duel for the insult of his sister not being worthy. And if it was Shinihami-sama, he'd still challenge him (And if he won it'd be the acheivement of his life-long dream of surpassing a god...). You're angry about it afterwards, how does 5 (Maka) calm you down? ...Maka is not known for her level-headedness in dealing with relationship problems... But if she were, she'd probably invite me over for a sleep-over, let me rant to my heart's content, then we could plop down and play games or talk about our latest reads. You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (Tsubaki) support you? She would be shy and embarrassed, but would probably come to cheer me on complete with pom-poms and BlackStar (Both of whom would be in little cheerleader outfits, with Tsubaki the more embarrassed of the two because BlackStar has no shame). You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Shinigami) do? (Are we still engaged/together/married?) Having no sense of seriousness, he'd probably start laughing with me even without knowing the reason. Number 8 (Crona) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Well, I've always had weird, horror-esque (that I kick ass in) nightmare-dreams: Crona would fit nicely right into almost any of them... And he's the cute little abused puppy that can be insane-and-kickass: I love writing/reading/fantisizing about that character profile 12 (Spirit) tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9 (Tsubaki). Your reaction? Hits him on head with a heavy book* No, Spirit, you perv. Lust is NOT the same as love. Go ogle Blair. You're dating number 3 (Kid) and introduce them to your parents. Will they get along? I'm dating Kid, and Mifune, and I'm engaged/married to Shinigami-sama (Kid's dad)? ...That. Is... EPIC! I've always wanted my own harem! YES! *Cough* Ahem. Yeah, my mom is extreamly anal (And even folds every single WASH CLOTH into perfect squares) and they could totally obssess together. And my dad is completely cool, and would probably find Kid's OCD smirk-inducing (and would likely torment him a bit). Number 11 (Kami) loves number 9 (Tsubaki) as well. What does that mean? It means poor Tsubaki is being used as an object of Misplaced Desire (Stein for Spirit, and both Spirit and Kami for each other?) and the poor girl is likely to suffer a mental breakdown at any moment. Will number 5 (Maka) and 6 (Soul) ever kiss? ONE CAN ONLY HOPE! The two are soul mates and partners after all! 6 (Soul) appears to be a player, and breaks many hearts. What do you do? I sit back and watch as Maka murders him (metaphorically) for acting like her dad, even if he doesn't mean to; then I watch them make-up and kiss You had a haircut and 7 (BlackStar) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (I have actually considered, for an unrelated reason, dyeing my hair blue, before.) He's likely holding in his epic enthusiasm about our now family-resemblance, and plotting how to spike out my hair in my sleep. Number 8 (Crona) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him? Pats back awkwardly* "There, there... That's not true..." *Lightbulb!* I would totally set him up with Tsubaki! The two of them are both shy, afraid of disappointing people, and need someone to be there for them: they'd make the perfect couple! (And it would maybe get everyone else over their Tsubaki-fixation.) Number 9 (Tsubaki) gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Yes, and the drink she'll likely have gotten me, too. (And the bagel probably has cream cheese on it since it's my favorite and that's something she would do.) 10 (Shinigami) wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? He's lying: he's DEATH, he has all the money in the world. He's only doing it to see the happy children (Since he's been known to terrify them in the past) and would probably keep at it for quite a while. (...Is this why he's been ignoring me?) 11 (Kami) offers you a CD. Considering their tastes, do you listen to it? ...I'm not sure what exactly Kami's musical tastes ARE. If they're anything like the ending or opening songs I'd be a little wary but would definitely listen. 12 (Spirit) suddenly goes emo. How does 8 (Crona) feel about this? Crona wouldn't know how to deal with someone else being as depressed as him, but then they could sulk and hide in the shadows together. 3 (Kid) told 6 (Soul) she started her period. Fem!Kid told Soul (Fem!Soul?) that she started her period? ...? There are no words. (Ah, hell, the entire cast is gender-swapped! And Kid and Soul are making... small talk? While waiting for their partners.) 4 (Stein) slaps 9 (Tsubaki) with a fish for going out with 7 (BlackStar). It's probably an experiment of some kind. (And if I have Kid and Crona's being emo with Spirit, I'm fine with my BlackStar brother dating Tsubaki.) 1 (Medusa) Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? "*Sigh* What's the plan and who are we targeting this time...?" 6 (Soul) cusses 2 (Mifune) out in german. 3 (Kid) is secretly watching from behind a bush. What do they do? Um... Soul is trying to learn swordsmanship from Mifune (in order to impress/protect Maka), who keeps whacking him with the flat of the blade to correct his stance. Soul gets fed up and starts ranting in a language he hopes his teacher doesn't know. Kid got suspicious of all the time Mifune was spending with Soul and spies on him to make sure he's not cheating on me...? 7 (BlackStar) got high. On his own importance: he needs no drugs. But if it was because of someone else, it's either Medusa or Stein using him to experiment on. 8 (Crona) reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? Hmm, probably about how I'm teaching My!Crona how to do/deal with things instead of him. (Maybe because My!Crona is a boy and Canon!Crona is still undecided?) Crona really doens't seem like the type to complain at all, actually... 9 (Tsubaki) can't stand 1 (Medusa), so how do they get their revenge when 1 (Medusa) spills Soda all over them? While it makes sense for Tsubaki to hate Medusa for all the trouble she's caused and because of the horrible way she's treated her own child, I can't see her actively seeking 'revenge' on anyone... 10 (Shinigami) starts working at a bar. What's with the odd-jobs? Is being head-master of a school (And apparently working at Chuckie Cheese's, being a husband and father) and the Lord and Master over death not enough for you? 1 (Medusa) comes in and tells you they're pregnant from 2 (Mifune). ...Mifune, you cheating b*! (Though maybe Medusa brain-washed him/temporary love potioned him/spelled him/raped him/whatever.) It's a scheme to take down the DWMA, I'm sure. Maybe a plot to replace Crona since said kid switched sides... Kid, (T.T) you're the only one I can depend on. Number 3 (Kid) decides to go swimming. Do you go with them? My boyfriend in nothing but a pair of swim trunks... *Nose bleed* HELL TO THE YES! 11 (Kami) and 7 (BlackStar) compete on DDR. Who wins? Kami is said to have amazing skills, but BlackStar is an assassin with also-outstanding abilities... I think it'd be a tie. 5 (Maka) is having a birthday party and picks a theme. What is it? Books. Without a doubt. Maybe a costume one where everybody comes as their favorite literary character. That actually sounds really fun. 6 (Soul) and 1 (Medusa) have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? SOUL... And MEDUSA... Talking... DEEPLY. *phweeew* Um... Maka, and Crona, and the surrendering of their ambitions for the sake of love. ...Yeah: I really have no idea. 7 (BlackStar) stalks 10 (Shinigami) home. 9 (Tsubaki) sees this. What do they do? BlackStar's obviously lying in wait to launch an attack so he can claim he defeated god, and poor Tsu-chan is once again dragged along for the ride, trying to talk him out of it the whole way. 12 (Spirit) buys a computer. What is the first thing they do on it? Porn. LOTS of porn... New list! Yay! (Modified copy-paste by request, Bolds are things relevant to me, and I've taken to Editing\Correcting everything I C\P.) 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... If you are a fangirl of any villain, copy and paste this into your profile! If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI The must knows in the hentai/yaoi/yuri world: 1. Yaoi is guy on guy. 2. Yuri is girl on girl. 3. Hentai or Het(erosexual) is your typical boy/girl pairing. 4. Seme is 'top' and Uke is 'bottom'. 5. Just because you read it doesn't mean you're gay/lesbian. (No offense!!!) 6. Doujinshi is done by professional artists, and they can be yaoi, yuri, or hentai! 7. They are almost impossible to find to read for free! 8. If you already know this crap, why the hell are you reading it? 9. Seriously, get over it! 10. Here's an idea; Copy and paste this to your profile so that someone else can read it!!! (You have me C.C., and, Hollow Ichigo-Ichigo's permission!) 11. Also, if you do know where I can read this stuff online for free, preferably HichigoXIchigo or BonXRin, lemme know by a PM!!! About 70 percent of girls in the world are Yaoi fans. If you're part of that 70 percent, then paste this in your profile. (My sisters, UNITE!) If you know Weird Al Yankovich's 'Polkamon' by heart, copy and paste this to your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile. (Several potentially fictitious deities\spiritual entities seem to hate me...) For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile. You know you're obsessed with anime when... 1. You own a shiny, metal object of doom. (Yep, I actually made my own mini-kunai from copper wire.) 2. You and your friends have anime nicknames. 3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you can't even remember your sibling’s birthday. (Sad and true, but that's what cellphones are for.) 4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!). 5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or can't buy the newest manga. (Or you try to tape the entire series when it repeats, miss one, and decide to just stop watching it again.) 6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over their carpet. 7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun! (Jigglypuff, three years running.) 8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse. (Or over 800 hundred of them on your cell...) 9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords. Or optional hair with swords. 10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class. 11. You have pictures of anime all over your walls. 12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. 13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will. (*hangs head in shame*) 14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (Something like that...) 15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. Or though voracious fanfiction reading. (heh, guilty.) 16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. (Guilty...) 17. You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own. Or use them as a ringtone. (Yes.) 18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake. (No, but I've called plenty of people Baka before...) 19. You wear a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel. (Not quite, but I did it with a little jar and several 'shards' beads!) 20. You waste countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "Goku" look. 21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language. (It's my first, sadly) 22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters. (My son is going to be named Spike.) 23. You buy shuriken or kunai. 24. You speak in subtitles. (Not really...) 25. You prefer anime over real life. (Sadly, yes.) 26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color. 27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much. (Or you like it and nearly die of happiness when you first saw said anime and realized your favorite character loved the same noodles as you...) 28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art. (nope...but kanji writing should count...) 29. You cosplay daily. 30. You end up having 'really good' dreams with your fave anime characters.( *Blushy* I admit nothing.) 31: (at request of a friend) You have sucessfully pulled your grandparents into anime and they share a birthday with their fave character. 32. You have give serious thought to what it would be like to have a tail and/or any type of animal ears. These thoughts please you greatly and you get lost in them. (Only constantly.) Make A Sentence: 1(Jan) - I shot Pick the day (number) you were born on... 01 - a rock star Pick the color of shirt you are wearing... White - because im sexy like that If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you haven't already copied and pasted this to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile. If you started a new crossover that had yet to be done, copy and paste this to your profile. Bold what ya have done! XD Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile. Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a myspace/facebook, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can quote the Dwarven Vows, paste this in your profile. If you periodically say "I've got a bad feeling about this." before entering buildings, copy and paste this into your profile. If you used to have Pokemon figurines and sing "Gotta catch 'em all", and sometimes still do, paste this into your profile. If you practice ninjutsu hand signs in the mirror so you can learn fire-style, paste this in your profile. If you one day woke up in an animated world and would throw a party to celebrate, paste this in your profile. If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don't exist, put this in your profile. If you've ever corrected someone grammatically once they've spoken, earning an odd look or two, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile. If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on, copy and paste this to your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever stayed up until two a.m. on a school night because you had to beat a video game you got terribly addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're against pollution, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like cookies, copy and paste this into your profile. (I actually prefer donuts and creampuffs.) If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile. If you once laughed maniacally around many people, please copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. (I C\Ped this from somewhere else, but every single one of these applies...) mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 2. My mother taught me RELIGION 3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL 4. My mother taught me LOGIC 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT 7. My mother taught me IRONY 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS 9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA 11. My mother taught me WEATHER 12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY 13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION 15. My mother taught me: ENVY 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION 17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING 18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE 19. My mother taught me: ESP 20. My mother taught me: HUMOR 21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT Mother taught me: Genetics 23. My Mother taught me about my Roots 24. My Mother taught me Wisdom 25. My mother taught me about Justice 30 percent of kids go to college. the other 70 percent either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 percent that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. (CC: You'd think at least one of the college-educated below would have caught the spelling\grammar errors in the above paragraph, wouldn't you?) EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, The Quiet Listener, CrazyGirlOfManyNames, Breezy411, RaeVenn-Chan, Fall-For-Deceit, Vampire-Michy-Chan, Chino Kusannagi [I'm actually in grad school now] Put this on your profile if you love NARUTO!! SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when: You think about SasuNaru 24/7; (With the permission of The[period]Melinarchist) : You know you watch too much Code Geass when: You quote the opening scenes in something other than your native language. You know the names of each and every voice actor- and track them in other animes. You have watched the cat chase filler episode too many times to count despite the fact it has no ties with the actual plotline. If you're ever out of breath doing a simple task, you excuse the lack of athleticism claiming to all to just be too smart to have the full package. If you have ever commanded your present company to die and have been genuinely disappointed when they did not yell 'Yes, your Highness!' and shoot themselves. If you practice the peculiar hand motions in the mirror and you wonder, how does he bend his fingers that way? If you've ever tried to slap a bee like Kallen, but failed miserably (or succeeded, I'm not one to judge.) If you don't watch the English dubbed version of Naruto just because you like Sasuke too much to have him be voiced by Suzaku. If you cheered in the middle of English class (or whatever school activity) when you were watching the final episodes discreetly, and Lelouch became the emperor of Britannia. If every Pacific Rim scene, and Transformers special effects remind you of Knightmares, and you are heard expressing multiple times over, that they should just activate the bad ass shield that Lelouch uses on the Shinkiro. You have called anyone who eats too much pizza C.C. and they look at you funny. (No, because I am that person, and that IS my nickname...) If you've seen Lelouch's ten-minute evil laugh on Youtube, and started laughing as well. Or you were disappointed it didn't last longer. Every time you watch Death Note, you just think Light is a mixture of Lelouch and Suzaku, but not as quite as smart as the former. If you have the first opening 'Colors' by Flow on your iPod, and know all the words. You have always wondered where the mysteriously fantastic helmet came from, so you could get your own. You have searched the internet for Geass contact lenses. You have ever looked at a chess board, and despite being clueless to the best way to win, told your friend- "It will take me nine minutes." just for the heck of it. If you felt sick satisfaction when Euphie went on a berserk killing spree, just because so much Code Geass has desensitized you to violence. Whenever you see the hunger games movie, you keep calling District 11- Area 11 instead. You have ever pictured Lelouch folding a thousand oragami birds to fulfill his wish to destroy Britannia. You have ever loved Naruto Shippuden's Sasori simply because he was voiced by Johnny Young Bosch. You bought Tales of Symphonia 2 and hated it, but kept playing just because Emil was the idiot reincarnation of Lelouch. You follow Bleach for the same reason. Every time Suzaku does something impressive, you call him an 'exercise nut'. Whenever your friends point out those motorcycles with the side cars, and call them lame, you simply say- "What do you expect from Rivelz?" Yet you're still adamant about riding in the side car nevertheless. You use the collar trick as a code signal among your friends. If you have ever cosplayed a Code Geass character. If you think that the ends always justify the means. If you cry every time you see the last episode. If you've had arguments about whether or not Lelouch lives as serious dinner conversations. If you've told a blind person to open their eyes and just see because it's all in their heads. You name your cat 'Arthur' and train him to bite those you dislike. (I WISH I could train my cats to do that!) If you've ever offered to take someone on vacation with you by pulling out a chainsaw and saying- "You won't fit in a suitcase, though, so I'll have to cut you up to make you fit!" Or participate in strange clapping while wearing sunglasses. You are positive everything in Great Britain is a conspiracy to take over the world. You always start with the king in chess because you can. You practice anticipating what other people are going to say and formulate your reply ahead of time. When you're heard repeating School House Rock's 'My hero, Zero' song despite being in your late teens. Your highest aim in academics is just to be Vice President of the Student Council. You occasionally skip first period to go read on the roof. You've ever asked someone the same question twice to experiment with the extent of your powers. Orange is your go-to excuse for everything. You call any yourself an 'Honorary Britannian' when in England. Whenever you hear the word 'eleven', you call out "We're not elevens, we're Japanese!" You suspect every threat of toxic fumes to be a cover up to keep magical powers from the public. When you replace Sayoko's name with 'ninja' every time you discuss her small, but crucial role. You are suspicious of all smart, shy people of being demented discriminatory nuclear extremists. Even (especially...) if you are included in this category. If you've learned anything in history class, it's that all tyrannical nations use the word 'Hail'. You've watched Darker than Black, and are positive that Amber is a hard core cosplayer of C.C. Whenever you buy Rolo candy at the grocery store, you lecture the empty wrapper about having a weak heart and knowing the signs of manipulation before it's too late. You believe that hate is a greater driving force than love. You write up OCs that have Geass powers, but they all suck because you'd much rather just make them Lelouch. You never participate in pinky promises for fear of eating a thousand needles. You wish you had purple eyes despite never initially liking the color purple. You have a ranking system on the quality of evil laughs with Lelouch being full points. You have written one or more fan fiction for Code Geass. (I just haven't posted yet.) You watched all of the first season in three days, and the remainder in the span of a week. Your parents ask what you are doing, and you answer passionately, "I'm crushing tyranny and anarchy single-handedly!" then proceed to slam the door. You have purposefully misled a blind person by smashing a glass. You call your small group of friends the 'Black Knights' even if none of them actually watch Code Geass. You have perfected your expression of boredom for class room activities. If you have ever reenacted the tension charged gun duel yelling "Lelouch!", "Suzaku!" If you've ever spilled champagne on a person other than yourself. You've posted Zero wanted posters on the local billboard. You constantly quote how you are the person who destroys worlds, and the one who CREATES them! Tragedy is the only kind of satisfying drama. You think the Lancelot looks like a ZOID from the cartoons of your childhood. You are particularly annoyed by Cornelia's one strand of hair that is always curling in her face. You heavily anticipate Clovis' death and cheer when the trigger is pulled, yet are disappointed when they show only birds flocking instead of the gory death scene. You just once hope that Suzaku wouldn't have the sense to catch Euphemia when she jumps out that window... if you keep watching it maybe it will change? You call all your red shirts the Guren Mark II, and attempt acrobatics in them. You wonder if Kallen curls her hair or something before she is called out to do terrorist activities- or maybe straightens it when she goes back. When does she have the time for that? You have ever called a single room in your house an entire nation- perhaps even Japan if you're feeling particularly bold. You've used falling off a roof as a distraction tactic. (Either successfully or not.) (As a successful distraction, or successfully falling off the roof...?) You use the 'Holy Britannian Empire' and 'Great Britain' interchangeably in your history essays when referring to British colonies. No costume is complete without a cape. You treat people as chess pieces. Ex: When you're in a hurry to get out the door and your ride is moving slowly, you yell "Pawn to B3!" to egg them along. You take up chess solely from watching Code Geass. You play mind tricks on your school acquaintances to see if they'll notice. You've swapped out your last name to something a little more unassuming, lest everyone discover your royal lineage. You buy Code Geass merchandise from Hot Topic, or eBay. You repeatedly write letters to NAMCO so that they will release the Code Geass games in the States with English adaptations. You celebrate your birthday as 'The Day a Demon was Born' and watch the first episode at your party. If the reporter that becomes obsessed with Zero accurately would represent you if placed in the anime. If you use the quote, "Only kill, if you are prepared to be killed." for trivial circumstances (often involving spiders and insects). Razing buildings and blowing things up excites instead of horrifies you. You're home alone and still laughing at little-kid-Lelouch's expression despite the fact you've seen it a billion times. "I will OBLITERATE Britannia!" When Mao walks in to the scene, you yell, "Freeze! Everybody clap your hands!" You made it this far into the list, and you're still reading because it's true. You were watching full-metal alchemist, and when you meet Nina, you wonder why she doesn't have her glasses. You were mad at Rolo for infringing on the protagonist bubble around Lelouch, and could not find it in your heart to feel bad for him when he finally bit the dust. You attempt to learn the music scores on an instrument you don't know how to play just so you can play it again and again. You watch through the entire credits roll just to see the pictures. Lelouch's evil smile is your background on any technical device. You carry around a Black King chess piece in your pocket and place it as your calling card. Every time you hear a good song, you start planning out an AMV in your head. You ask yourself in crucial situations: What would Lelouch do? This remedies most of your problems. (This is true: just ask my best friend. The thought-provoking quality of this show got me interested in philosophy and turned me into a walking, talking fortune cookie.) You can come up with a hundred more of these reasons. (Added:) You, or your fan character, have or plan to have the Geass symbol tattooed on your\their body. If you find that listening to music is the best way to come up with new inspiration for a story then copy and paste this onto your page to show that you like to think your stories through!! If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you're starting to get sick of these copy and paste things copy and paste this on your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile. (Love is not a strong enough word.) If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. (If you copy and paste this, then it's step 2!) Quotes (that I stole or found, bold the ones you've either added to the list, or have personally seen elsewhere, asterisk ] your favorites): "Dreaming is a tool used to create endless possibilities, Writing is a tool used to immortalize those dreams into words." (Added it to the list, but got it somewhere else!) How did 'ravishing' become a compliment? Since when is being rapeble a GOOD thing? (Added, made myself!) Don't put off til tomorrow what you can do today. (Added) Don't do today what you can put off til tomorrow. (Added) What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? (Added) Don't do tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. (Added) (This is like my personal philosophy.)* There are a few ways to silence the screams. Bullets happen to be one of the more efficient methods.* No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again.* Those who live by the sword get shot by those that don't. (Apparently those who live by the sword are trespassers...)* It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face. I am worse than evil... I am the author!!* He who laughs last thinks the slowest. My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems. I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. (You know you watch\read too much Soul Eater when your first thought is Kid standing at this particular door and scowling...-) To some, death may be a blessing, to others, a vice. Me? I think death is a necessity. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.* Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! (Hollow Ichigo, anyone?)* Normal people worry me. I like the insanity but stop the stupidity!* Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids. Truth is always stranger then fiction. Those that say nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door. Order is for the stupid; true geniuses live in chaos. (Black*Star!) Death is for those with nothing better to do.* Death is but a door...it swings both ways. Death is a way of God telling you not to be a wise guy. Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!" That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again. In the end the world as we know it doesn't exist. This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force!* When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party! When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did that.* When life gives you lemons, give them back and DEMAND CHOCOLATE. When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.* It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man. If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished. It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win. Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much. (Bon/Rin! *squeee!* RIN!)* I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out. Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.* Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. (Itachi!) When you’re right, no one remembers, when you’re wrong, no one forgets. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass! 3 kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.* A day without sunshine, is like, night.* According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.* All those who believe in psycho kinesis raise my hand. BAD COP! NO DONUT! Confucius say: "Man who stands on toilet is high on pot!" Corduroy Pillows: they’re making headlines! Do not play leap frog with a unicorn. Elvis has left the planet. Florida: We're number one! Wait! Recount!* Gravity is a myth: the Earth sucks.* I have the Body of a god...Buddha...* It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's hilarious! I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.* A good friend will come and bail you out of jail… but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn…that was fun." 333: I’m only half evil Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent. I don’t have a drinking problem I get drunk I pass out no problem. Yesterday is another country, Borders are now closed. Right now I've got amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.* (I swear I suffer from this.) The gene pool could use a little chlorine. (So true!) Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. Time is what keeps all the bad things from happening all at once. (Added.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.* When choosing between two evils I always like to go for the one I've never tried before. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.* Be kind to your offspring. They get to choose your nursing home. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques. Definition of Torture: Putting a blind man in a round room and telling him there's food in the corner.* Cancer cures smoking. Constipated people don't give a crap. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.* Do old men wear boxers or briefs? - Depends. Don't steal. The government hates the competition. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.* I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. I bet I can stop gambling.* I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian.* Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.* Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.* If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat? Few women admit their age, few men act it.* Vegetarians taste better. I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to. Elvis shot JFK. So many people...so few comets.* Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable. A waist is a terrible thing to mind. It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. You non-conformists are all alike.* Love: Two vowels, two consonants, two fools. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.* Pride is what we have. Pity is what others have. Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.* Sex is like pizza, when it's bad it's still kinda good. Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear. Give me ambiguity or give me something else. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart." Jesus loves you! But everyone else thinks you're an asshole.* Spandex: A privilege, not a right. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.* Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. At a nudist wedding everyone can see who the best man is. Caution: I know karate...and six other Chinese words.* Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine. Never visit a doctor who can't keep her office plants alive.* Dyslexics of the world unite! Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.* Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.* Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a rock.* The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.* Follow your dream! (Unless it's the one where you're at work only wearing underwear during a fire drill.) Forecast for tonight: dark. (Interesting fact: to be a weather person, you only need to be right about the forecast 40% of the time. I don't know about anyone else, but 40% was considered a failing grade during my education...) * I always wanted to be a procrastinator but I never got around to it. I don't get even, I get odder. If marriage was outlawed only outlaws would have in-laws.* If Noah had been truly wise, he would have swatted those two flies. Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people. If your nose runs and your feet smell you were probably built upside down. I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic particles. "Auntie Em: Hate you; hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself. In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. Last night I played a blank tape full blast. The mime next door went nuts.* I'm not broke I'm just having an out of money experience. My inferiority complex is not nearly as good as yours. Ignoring bullshit is wrong, bullshit makes the flowers grow, and that's beautiful. If you can't baffle them with brilliance, befuddle them with bullshit. People will believe anything if you whisper it. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. * If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough Quantum Mechanics: the stuff dreams are made of. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... coincidence? If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn? (My money's on purple!) What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery For Sale: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain. OK, so what's the speed of dark? Black holes are where God divided by zero. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.* I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.* Someday we'll look back on all this, and plough into a parked car.* Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing him/her again. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.* On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. If you're going to do something wrong, have fun doing it. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. A true friend stabs you in the front. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and jump off it. I take a simple view of living. It is to keep your eyes open and get on with it. You can't say that civilization doesn't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way. They condemn what they do not understand. What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about? I pray for wisdom to understand him, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because if I pray for strength, I'll just beat the snot out of him.* You're my best friend in the whole world. I would do anything for you. And since I know you would want me to stay safe, I'll trip you if zombies start chasing us.* I only seem like a smart person 'cause I'm surrounded by dumb people. Well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine. Trust no man, fear no woman. Hating me won't make you pretty I have a life, I just choose not to use it. Kill your enemies. Kill your friends’ enemies. Kill your friends. I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.* You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!* Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?* Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?* Violence is always the answer, and if it’s not solving all of your problems, you simply aren’t using enough of it.* Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question; the answer is "Yes." (Added from somewhere else) Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can! Education is important, school however, is another matter.* Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction. I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?* They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. That depends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.* If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting. Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up. Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick. I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.* You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.* When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye. When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge. The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming.* Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again. Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.* Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!! The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45.* Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing. Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls. If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.* Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me. There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’ It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.* Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master. There are too many wishes, and not enough stars. Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class. Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all! Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes. Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation. I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder. I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you! RIP: Spongebob, who died in the oil spill caused by BP. Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell. Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?* I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.* The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.* It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.* He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed. When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.* I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.* Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.* If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? The worst thing about loving you was watching you love someone else. It takes a couple seconds to say ‘Hello’, but forever to say ‘Goodbye’. If you're going through hell, keep going. I wanna be just like Barbie; that bitch has everything! You can’t spell slaughter without laughter. (Hidan!)* To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world. Would you like a side of epic with that fail? A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.* Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.* When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?* What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet. There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.* The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.* I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, are you gonna drink that? All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.* They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one. Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.* When life gives you lemons say screw you and go find an orange. Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. A word to the wide isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice. Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry. Cross country skiing is great if you have a small country. Never forget Mother’s Day, or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day. Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.* Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?* I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. I knew I was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down. I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago. I don’t care what you say about pedophiles, at least they drive slow in school zones. I don’t forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enough to realize that everyone makes mistakes. By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked! You may now kiss my ass! If Barbie’s not a slut… then why do we have to buy her boyfriends? If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question. You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family! The shit you heard about me might be real… Then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you.* Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle.* Forgive your enemy, but remember the f*ker’s name. Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble. Three out of two people have trouble with fractions. He said… 'Why do you wear a bra? You have nothing to put in it.' She said… 'You wear pants, don’t you?' Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it. Pain doesn’t hurt when it’s all you’ve ever felt.* We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends. I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too. When people you don’t even know hate on you, you know you’re the shit! We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.* The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus. I’d kill for a Nobel Prize! Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' 'No. I’m skydiving.' Butt jiggle is just my way of waving good-bye. I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.* If you can’t convince them, confuse them.* If Google didn’t exist, we’d all be screwed. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, 9/11, and Swine Flu. 2012, bring it on!* Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison. If you had a broken heart, you’d be dead. So shut up. They keep saying the right person will come along… I think a truck hit mine! We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends! The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left. Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either. Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E) A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read. My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.* How is it one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?* Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.* I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said 'Guess' on it… so I said 'Implants?' Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. The main reason Santa’s so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. * I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' * You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?* After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!* What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' * Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator.* Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.* Life’s a bitch, ‘cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy. You know, they gotta luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like 'f*k it - just grab a pile of shit. We’ll get a bag at the airport.' * Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. (Yaoi! And I don't mind as long as I can watch them!)* There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot. What if there were no hypothetical questions?* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?* Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.* They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken. People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened. (The majority of the population falls into that last one...) What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon. How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! Who lit the fuse on your tampon? I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals. Don’t piss me off! I’m running outta places to hide the bodies!* I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying.* Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving.* Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. On tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. Adults are always telling me that there are starving children in Africa who would love my food, so I'm gonna walk up to a starving child and tell them that there are obese children in America who would love to be as skinny as them. I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.* Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.* It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.* Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone. The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING.. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.* The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE If talking to yourself is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two? Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you. Thank you for visiting reality, come again, … Now entering your life, Welcome I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing. They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room? Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up. Don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! Fight Crime: Shoot Back! How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. It doesn’t matter if you’re a Bitch. All that matters is whose Bitch you are. Common sense is such a rarity in guys it’s a God-forsaken superpower. Just when you thought you were the center of attention - I showed up! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a Barbie doll. Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch-slap that mother@#?!&! upside the head. Pass it on. Favorite Quotes from Animes: "What repulsive creature makes my eardrums bleed?" Hiei "...Nerd Violence." Kurama "This wind coming in feels like home. It's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes like freshly spilled blood and the rotting flesh of decaying corpses." Hiei "You're the cutest guy I've ever tried to kill." Saiyuki "I would have been there in person, but I seldom show my face in public. Not out of fear, but out of annoyance of being mobbed by my adoring fans." Mukuro "I know as much of games as I do hugs and puppies, and care for them even less. Wake me up for the end of the world." Hiei "There is no man who does not carry scars upon his heart, and if there were, he would be a shallow soul." Hiei "Hey sir I don't like this flavor! Ya got chocolate with sprinkles?" Yusuke "You think he knows its a circle?" Hiei "You don't make bombs go boom in your face!" Jin "Tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity?" Hiei "You shouldn't talk...it makes you sound stupid." Yusuke "That's it! My head as trampoline is where I draw the line!" Kuwabara "Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much." Yusuke "If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all." Hiei "Gee man, you really didn't have a childhood, did you?" Kuwabara "You'll get use to that. Demon hearts don't beat in the conventional human sense." Youko "I'm sure your minty fresh breath was worth the delay." Hiei "You're a team player. A save the day super-hero...I hate people like you." Hiei "But more importantly, we answered the all important question. Boxers or briefs." Yusuke "If you had used that lump 3 feet above your butt, you would have held onto your soul. -glances at Hiei- Make that 2 feet for you." Genkai "Sorry. But I don't have time to be arrested." Kurama "All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist. In reality, you're really just a lucky fool." Kurama You say BABY PINK I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty You don't understand... Here's to the kids who... Bullies... When you see me, odds are, I'll be tired. I'll probably have a few new burns, a couple new cuts, and 9 times out of 10, the night before would have been hell. Most likely, I'll be worrying about my weight, and how other people see me. The story is, you see, I'll be wearing a smile on my face. I'll listen to every single story you tell, and give my best advice I could possibly give. I'll honestly act like everything is okay, because seriously? Who needs my f*ked up shit! That's okay though, I'm used to it. All I ask is that one day, you find out I'm lying when I say, 'I'm okay. Just tired.' If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!! (Don't assume that just because I C\Ped this means I DO have a soul... Because I would happily murder you for a cream puff.) Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly cry's She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrust the blade Right in her chest, " You deserve to die You worthless pest! " The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms (COPY AND PASTE THIS) My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long, When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Alright, I'm not going to tell you you have to read this, or that you have to post this on your site or else you're a horrible person. I thought it was a beautiful piece of poetry, and I agree that the shootings were a horrible thing, and know many people didn't get to say goodbye. But whether you want to post it on your page is your choice. I'm not going to guilt trip you into doing anything, but I still highly recommend you reading it, so you may simply enjoy a beautiful work of art. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Now you have two choices (C\Ped: but only because I like the poem; people die too much for me to care about the ones I don't know personally.) YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (a lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else After uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..." You live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disappear of the face of the earth. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it You tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper The letters on your keyboard are wearing off (I have no E, and I've worn a divot in my space bar...) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome People think you have A.D.D. You think it would be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, past or present tense You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101 *A Real Boyfriend* When she stares at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she starts cursing at you trying to act all tough When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pulls away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she steals your favorite hoodie/hat When she teases you When she doesn't answer for a long time When she looks at you with doubt When she grabs at your hands When she bumps into you When she tells you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she says it's over - Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let her go - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Stay up with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid :) - Let her wear your clothes -Kiss her in the pouring rain - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking ?" Guys post as: "I'D be this Boyfriend Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend" (This originally had a time-based curse on it that I took off, because love shouldn't come with penalties, and if I'm cursed because I believe that then so be it.) (Snarky inner voice: So, basically, a real boyfriend is a stalker...? Okay, I'll play that, but just so you know; if you remove my sparkplugs Edward-Twilight style, I'll cut you. Fair warning.) BOYS AREN"T JERKS!!!!!!!!! Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Boy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not! Please, it's too scary! Boy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Boy: Now give me a BIG hug! Girl: *hugs him* Boy :Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down. Boy: I love you babe. In the paper the next day... a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the boy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If you love anyone this much repost this... and... the love of your life will realize that they feel the same... DON'T BREAK THIS! Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. (See curse comment above.) Guys post this as "I Would Do This For My Girl. Girls post this as "Boys Aren't Jerks." FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night FRIENDS: Will be embarrassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch FRIENDS: Will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'. FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarrass you while near your crush. FRIENDS: Say 'hi' to you in Wal-Mart. FRIENDS: Tell you to stop fighting. FRIENDS: Tell you to go easy on the kid. FRIENDS: Will watch what's on TV. FRIENDS: Will drop it when you say you're fine. FRIENDS: Will help you find your way when you're lost FRIENDS: Will help you learn to drive FRIENDS: Will watch your pets when you go away FRIENDS: Will help you up when you fall down FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with you FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he breaks your heart FRIENDS: Will share their umbrella with you FRIENDS: Hide you from the cops. FRIENDS: Let you make an idiot out of yourself in public. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (for the fourth time that night). FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" FRIENDS: Forgive you. FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. FRIENDS: Annoy you. FRIENDS: Ask for your phone number FRIENDS: Laugh fakely at how you act like an idiot sometimes. FREINDS: Come as a witness to your trial. FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. FRIENDS: Will ignore this FRIENDS: Fade. A true friend sees the 1st tear, catches the 2nd, and slaps the jerk that causes the 3rd. Call me what you want; I really don't care. But if you insult my friends...see here, buddy, let's take a walk. Let me give you a little hint: call the police you stupid little annoyance, 'cause there's about to be a murder. RANDOM COPY/PASTE QUIZ THINGS I FILLED OUT: 1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? A six inch gash on my right thigh from my cat being overly affectionate. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Paneling. 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I probably snore, I definitely drool. 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Everything and anything, except jazz. I hate jazz. Saxophones annoy me. 5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? 10:53 at night. 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Infinite writing inspiration, and my RP partner's parents to NOT interrupt our sessions! 7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? The remnants of my sanity, but then I get distracted. 8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My computer with all my stories on it, DVDs of my favorite anime, and the two manga I own. 9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 5'11 ish. 10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? No. I actually like small spaces, I used to squeeze into all kinds of weird nooks. My mom's terrified, though. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I take late-night, midnight walks: you tell me. (My mom's afraid me being out in the dark.) 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I don't remember. It was a fanfiction author, though; very sad story. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? NON-EXISTANT! Or soap, optionally. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? White! (It's an anime carry-over: tan boys with white hair; yum...) 15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Anywhere: I have a very vivid imagination. (But it would require another person, and on that I draw a blank.) 16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? COFFEE!!!!! (Latte, because black coffee is gross.) 17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Ultimate Meat lovers, extra cheeze, nothing vegitably. 18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Philly cheezesteak sandwich, (provalone cheeze) with mushrooms; NO ONIONS. 21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My animatronic Mew and Pikachu, which I got for christmas when I was like... four. 22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? 23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No. 24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Don't care. 26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes: Some cats, three fish, two turtles, and I used to have a partrige in a pear tree, but the cats kinda took care of that. ...The tree didn't survive either. (Everything before the bird is true.) 27. WHAT KIND IS IT? See above. 28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes, and then I would go with them. 29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Any way, because it's the emotions that count, not how you share them. 30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 31. BLONDS OR BRUNETTES? ...No comment. 32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? 33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My greatest pet peeve is when people ignore me. I really don't talk much, so when people don't listen to what I DO say... 34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Never, the closest I got was Florida. 35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? What kind of question is that? ...Chemistry? 36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Well, one rather popular fanfiction author if that counts. 37. FIRST JOB? Shoveling snow. 38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No. 41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Trying to sleep. Obviously that failed. 40. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No, and I'm like the only one in my family that hasn't. 42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My stories. My eyes. 43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No. 44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? DVDs of my favorite animes. 45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I don't know. 46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I was named for a mountain range. 47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Only the shooting ones. 49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? The... foaming kind? 50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? My scrawl doesn't even qualify as chicken scratch. 51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Pepperoni. 52. ANY BAD HABITS? ...Not exercising? 53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None. I like all my CDs, and am proud to share them, and they aren't even on a shelf. 54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? If I found another me NOW I'd be friends with them, I could always use more (genuine) friends. 56. DO LOOKS MATTER? They aren't a priority, but they help. 57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I ignore my parents, blast my music through headphones, and walk around outside (preferably in low light). 58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? In my first one. ...I, uh, notice we're missing a number here... 60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? My pokemon figurines. 61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? Like... 20, and ten of those are the Gamestops I mentioned earlier. 62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? 63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Me? Never! 64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Cheezy potatos, duh! Because I'm a problem-solver like that. 65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Someone preferably NOT inside my head, who I can squeal over my many obsessions and have them smile at, with a good sense of humor and great patience and tolerance. 66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? CC, Nee-chan. I'm not comfortable sharing the others. 67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? I have lots. I identify more with indivual songs than the singer. 68. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? Code Geass, Blue Exorcist, Soul Eater... 69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? 70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Mint Chocolate Chip and Cookies and Cream. 71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? The hell...? Yes. 72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? ...You don't need to know that. 73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I noticed there was no 59... 74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Hmm... About 90-something: my oldest sister on the interstate. 75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I'm rather ambivalent about the whole thing. 76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The television, low volume. Music? Me and My Broken Heart by Rixton, Holding Out for a Hero (Frou frou version), Breakin' Dishes by Rihanna. 77. LAST THING YOU DRANK? Orange juice (country style), but normally soda. 78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend, Hichi. She's one of the only three people that ever call me. 79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE/SAME SEX? They have a pulse. That's a pretty important thing to notice... 80. FAVORITE THOUGHT-PROVOKING SONG? Thought-provoking? Blown Away by Carrie Underwood. 81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? People complaining, bigots (I can't stand bigotry), homophobes. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? December. For obvious reasons. 83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? How the hell is that a question? Pisces (I like fish, I think they're cute) even though I'm an Aquarius. 85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Dishwater blond. 86. EYE COLOR? You don't need to know. 89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Long John Silver's. 90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? It's like everything else: there's good and bad. 91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED Blue Exorcist at half-past one AM. 92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas, or the day several days before it when the cooking happens. 93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? For the sake of the public, I'm not allowed. 94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? No clue, don't care, hate politics. 95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs. 96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationship (not that it'll ever happen, but a girl can dream). 97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Some MP3 music (see above). 98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? The invisible, untouchable kind. 99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? None at the moment. The last one I read was about a kitsune-girl (Very good book. Go, Morgan Blayde!) 100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: It's hot, vivid, wildly passionate and; oh yeah, all in my mind. (Be honest no matter what.) 1) Have you ever been asked out? No. 2) Where did you get your default picture? My what? 3) What's your middle name? None of your business! 4) Your current relationship status? ...Was the 'never been asked out' not enough of a clue? 5) Does your crush like you back? I'd have to have one first. 6) What is your current mood? Sleepy, annoyed (by stupid questions, specifically). 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Why do you need to know that?! ...White. 8) What color shirt are you wearing? None, smartass: I'll have you know I go shirtless whenever I can. Sports bras rule. 9) Missing something? Always. 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Publishing decisions about my fics. 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? A cat. With wings. (You didn't give restrictions!) 12) Ever had a near death experience? I have, and I dragged my mother into it, too! 13) Something you do a lot? Write. Listen to music. Breathe. 14) The song stuck in your head? The Blue Exorcist Season One opening song (unsure of the title at the moment). It usually changes daily; it's been a week. 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? I forget. I do that a lot (forget things, not C\P, but I do that a fair amount, too). 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? The Groundhog. 17) When was the last time you cried? Like... a month ago? 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Shape-shifting. 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? ...That they ARE the opposite sex? 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Never been there, but I've gotten their coffee elsewhere. 22) What's your biggest secret? Yeah, THERE'S information I'm just going to randomly spew over the internet... Nice try, though. 23) Favorite color? Deep, blood red, and chrome silver. 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Not if I can help it, but I swear the stupid things are multiplying and invading the other timeslots... 25) What are you? Human...? Sarcastic, sorta funny, kinda tall, extremly odd thought-wise, non-self-confidant. 26) Do you speak any other language? I know sign language, a number of japanese words, and several different insults across a wide range of diverse dialects. 27) What's your favorite smell? The scent of just-blown-out birthday candles. (Don't judge me!) 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Stuck. 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? No. 30) What are you thinking about right now? ...The answers to this quiz? 31) What should you be doing? Sleep seems like a likely choice; I've only been up since yesterday. 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My best friend's parents, dispite being all the way across the country and having never met them. 33) Do you like working in the yard? Rarely, if it's cool out. 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Koneko/Nyanko. 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? N/A 36) What is your natural hair color? Dishwater blond! 25 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Pink and white and purple. 2, Name one person who made you smile today: My best friend. 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: Trying to sleep. 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Filling out the quiz before the quiz before this one. 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Snickers Peanutbutter Squared, Reeses anything. 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? Hell no. 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? I... actually don't remember. No, wait! My dad wanted the remote and I asked said: "What, you don't want to watch Samurai Jack?" 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? I've answered this before: see above. 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? 10, Do you like your wallet? Only when it's full. 11, What was the last thing you ate? Chicken flavored noodles and chicken gizzards. (Don't knock 'em! They're good!) 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? No. And this month: no. So far this year (April): no. 13, The last sporting event you watched? Golf. It's the one sporting event I WILL watch. 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? How about 'popcorn'? Do seasonings count? I like extra cheeze-salt... Um, kettlecorn, I guess. 15, Who is the last person you sent a text/inbox message too? My best friend was the last I texted, my other beta is the last I emailed. 16, Ever go camping? Never. I've never spent a night outside (sleeping, laying on the ground; that kind of thing. I night-hike a lot). 17, Do you take vitamins daily? I drink orange juice. 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? 19, Do you have a tan? No. My skin's sorta warm-peach colored. 20, Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? No. I prefer only steak and cheeze steak over pizza, and that's by a narrow margin. 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? I drink my soda from a can. 22, What did your last text message/inbox say? "Did you see my last post?" (We'd been RPing and she hadn't responded.) 23, What are you doing tomorrow? SLEEPING! Laying around, doing litter box, waiting for my best friend to get our of school so we can write. 25, Look to your left, what do you see? Clutter. Lots of DVDs. The hallway to the back of the house. Junk I didn't get around to cleaning last night. If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile. If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization. If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway! If your view on Yaoi is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that Yarne and Fem!Morgan (from Fire Emblem: Awakening) count in the Bunny World Domination Plan (and whole-heartedly support it, maybe even JUST because of that), then copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever invented your own "copy and paste" thingy, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above!) If you squeal/nyah/make any high pitched noise after seeing something really, really cute, copy and paste this onto your profile If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a secret that nobody/very few people knows copy and paste this onto your profile. If you died laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile. (On an alarmingly frequent basis, actually...) If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile. If you have your own little world and your friends/family are worried about you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this. If you have ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this into your profile. Cats, dogs and goldfish count. (I lost my mom's turtle. Not like 'killed' lost, but like 'lost' lost. It was a caged turtle, too...) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If 2 gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when 2 foots are feet, why aren't 2 footballs feetballs? Milk tastes funny if you leave it out for too long. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this on your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it, put this on your profile. (I hate it when that happens!) If you have ever tried to lick your elbow even though you knew it was physically impossible, paste this on your profile. If you and/or your best friend are insane, put this on your profile. (It's a matter of degree: me more-so than her.) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (It'd be easier to recall the times I haven't...) If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories then copy and paste this to your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (Whether or not I even have a soul is a matter of some debate, but there is music.) If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air, copy and paste this onto your profile. 1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it, copy and paste this in your profile. (No, I blame Karma, that bitch...) If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile If you like to read fanfiction more than you like to read books, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever spent too much money at Barnes and Noble, copy and paste this into your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re post it? Re post this if you truly believe in God. (I posted this only because I liked the story, I follow an alternative religion.) PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, 96 percent of teens won't stand up for God. Put this on your page if you're one of the 4 percent who will. Did you know... kissing is healthy. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute post it on your profile NO MEANS NO! Guy: Can we have sex now? Five Minutes Later… One Hour Later… Two Months Later… The Following Day… That Night… Girls, if this story touched you, put this in your journal as "No Means No!" Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today... Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us. If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son... Then copy and past this on your profile. If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." (So, apparently, despite being so amazing and INFINITELY FORGIVING, Jesus is not above being petty or using blackmail. Good to know. I'll live with the boy, I'll go with the Father.) (I wrote the following:) Divine hypocrisy: God supposedly made the greatest sacrifice when he gave his only son-- that's like the army saying they make a sacrifice when a veteran's buddy chooses to die for him. Praise God because he forgives us, praise Jesus for asking him to. Copy and paste this if you agree. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing Soul Eater Oath: 20 ways you know you are obsessed with Soul Eater: 1. You have a symmetry fit every time you see something asymmetrical. If Justin Bieber were standing on a building about to jump, 90% of the teenage population would beg him to come down safely. 8% would scream at him to jump. If you are a part of the 2% who would go up there and push him off, copy and paste this into your profile. Female Comebacks! Pick up line--comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes. Things to Remember at Hogwarts 1. I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful" 2. Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. "Polishing my wand" is not. 3. If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm 4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept. 5. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms" 6. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha. 7. I do not weigh the same as a duck. 8. Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar. 9. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick. 10. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda. 11. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be. 12. I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class 13. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform. 14. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library. 15. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want. 16. I will not refer to the Accio charm as "The force" 17. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists 18. If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling "It does DEATH!!" may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer. 19. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying "The library is closed for an indefinite time period" amusing in any sense. 20. A time turner is not a time capacitor, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars. 21. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors 22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it. 23. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens 24. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins. 25. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball 26. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing. 27. I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive. 28. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals. 29. I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches. 30. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit. 31. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. 32. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy. 33. I will not charm the suits of armor to sing "Knights of the Round Table" at the Christmas feast. 34. I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 35. I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween 36. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book. 37. I will not sing "we’re off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office. 38. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions. 39. It is, apparently, against the rules to use any form of dicta-quill to copy the Professors, even Binns. You know you might be insane if... You have ever talked to yourself. Your best friend keeps a knife collection that he/she has told you "Do not touch, it leaves evidence." (I AM that friend...) You and your friends have gotten into a fist fight over Twinkies. The people in the school keep a rent a cop next to you at ALL times. You and the principle play golf on the roof. You keep a pill bottle of tic tacks on your desk at work. You've gotten your teacher to look at the spot you have been pointing at for over ten minutes. Lastly, the friend who talked you into making this is now laughing his ass off in the corner of the room. Please re-post this if you match any of these. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to re-post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you re-post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Re-post this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. -If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Mikuru Hitachi, Kura and Hana, MelDazzey, Kira's Loyal Follower, kitty13492, anime demon 1997, Eivexst, 15 fallen angel, CuteCat213 If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(I always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Uchiha-Aki-chou, MaybelleTheRAWRDragon, Chutneyispower (Damn right!), Dark Flame Pheonix (guilty as charged), XxXSand-Jounin-TemariXxX (What better way to spend your day?), Awaii, Luna2986(Done that 5-10 times XD) NatsukileeRKOlover, sasuxnaruluvr101, CuteCat213(*glances over momentarily from the three other fanfic tabs open* "Hmm?"), BULLYING IS WRONG! WHO CARES WHAT YOU LOOK\ACT\TALK\THINK LIKE? We're all the same in all our differences, who cares if you like the same gender? (Y-A-O-I. Yaoi, glorious yaoi) If you're against bullying, teenage depression and suicide caused by bullying, put your name on this list: 15fallenangel, CuteCat213, FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia), XxJessalinAtaroxX (USA), Inhuman X(USA, USA, USA, USA, USA!!) DarkCalix21 (France) Death's General (UK), 4fireking (ON) CuteCat213 (USA) -Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Age nt of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, InaLaInu, SilverWolfAshes, soulstealer55, AngelofFluffinesss Olivia the rat,Livy leaf,thatcrazyangelfallenangelchic15, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Kira's Loyal Follower,kitty13492. anime demon 1997, Eivexst,15 fallen angel, (While I worry about the irony of this particular petition...:) CuteCat213, Spelling and Grammar rules (Praise God! I added this all myself, but it wouldn't surprise me if others like it were out there.) Quotation marks (") are used to denote speech (Entering the new school, she approached a fellow student. "Excuse me, but where's the office?"), or to denote exact quotes in paragraphs where speech isn't present (The "Fluffy Rabbit" room? What were the teaching staff thinking?). Apostrophes (') are to be used to denote missing letters in contractions (turning "do not" into "don't") denoting possession when preceded by a consonant and followed by an s (Alex's cat), denoting possession when preceded by an s with a blank following (Liss' rabbit) and plural possession of a group (The Rosenbalms'). OR, apostrophes can be used to denote thoughts that otherwise aren't set apart by other methods like italicizing (She looked around the hall. 'Oh, no...' She thought, 'I'm more lost than I thought.'), or quotes in the middle of a spoken sentence ("Really lost. 'Turn left at the third intersection'." she mocked the directions in her hand.). When speaking of a group without a possessive, apostrophes should NOT be used (The girls all went to get changed.). "Definitely" (certain, assured to happen [He was definitely checking up on that girl later.]) and "Defiantly" (in opposition to, despite, in spite of [She defiantly stood up to the teacher.]) are NOT interchangable. "No one" is ALWAYS two words; NOT "nooone" and NOT connected by a hyphen "no-one". "Someone" is ALWAYS one word; NOT two separate words "some one" and NOT connected by a hyphen "some-one". Accept (Coming to terms with [She accepted that she'd broken the rules, but it hadn't been her fault.]) -=-=- Except (being an exception to, differently or averse to the present or previous [The other students cast her sympathetic looks, except the teacher didn't seem to either believe her or care, and it was the teacher's opinion that counted in the end.]) Affect -=-=- Effect Directly from the Dictionary: usage: Effect and affect are often confused because of their similar spelling and pronunciation. The verb 2affect usu. has to do with pretense ‹she affected a cheery disposition despite feeling down›. The more common 3affect denotes having an effect or influence ‹the weather affected everyone's mood›. The verb effect goes beyond mere influence; it refers to actual achievement of a final result ‹the new administration hopes to effect a peace settlement›. The uncommon noun affect, which has a meaning relating to psychology, is also sometimes mistakenly used for the very common effect. In ordinary use, the noun you will want is effect ‹waiting for the new law to take effect› ‹the weather had an effect on everyone's mood›. Allowed (Permitted to) -=-=- Aloud (Audible, able to be heard) Breath (air that has been taken into the lungs [She held her breath for his reaction.]) -=-=- Breathe (present tense verb without an object, command, present action, [She found it hard to breathe as she waited for the verdict.]) -=-=- Breathing (verb with object, the action of taking breath [Crushed, her breathing hitched as she held back sobs.]) Cue (sign or motion to initiate an action [They waited for the teacher's cue to enter the classroom.]) -=-=- Queue (a waiting line ["The cafeteria queue moved forward."]) College (an educational facility) -=-=- Collage (a display of several pictures of various sizes and shapes all relating to one theme to convey an idea) Different (not being the same as others) -=-=- Deferent (showing subservience to another) Hear (the action of sound reaching your ears) -=-=- Here (The place where you are currently: "They were late; when would they get here?") His (Possessive: belonging to him, "It's his tie.") -=-=- He's (Contraction: He is; "He's not home yet.") Ladder (tool used to get to higher places) -=-=- Latter (the thing that comes later; "It's death or dismemberment, and if I had to choose, I'd pick the latter over the former.") Option (one of several given availabilities) -=-=- Opinion (one's thoughts or personal views on a given situation.) Patients (those who use a doctor's practice) -=-=- Patience (Willingness to wait) Peak (a vertical shape ending in a sharp angle; an upside-down V, the top of a mountain) -=-=- Peek (looking --either quickly and\or stealthily-- at someone or something.) There (a place; "over there") -=-=- Their (talking about them, belonging to them: "their house") -=-=- They're (Contraction: They are) Though (instead of, in spite of, different from the previous or other options; "I'd like orange juice, though if you want grape I could be persuaded to change my mind.")-=-=- Thought (personal opinions and views not stated verbally.) -=-=- Tough (the quality of being strong or resilient) Vial (A small glass [or other] container; suitable synonym: phial)-=-=- Vile (putrid, rotten, otherwise highly unpleasant) Week (a span of time consisting of seven days) -=-=- Weak (the quality of NOT being strong or tough) Your (belonging to you)-=-=- You're (contraction: You are) Yours (belonging to you) -=-=- your's (non-word, completely incorrect) Copy and paste this if you understand the differences above (or know someone who needs to, and feel free to PM me with more to add to the list!). "I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE, TO THE FANS, OF THE UNITED FANDOMS OF YAOI! AND TO THE WORLD, FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE UNIVERSE, UNDER SMUT, MAY IT LIVE ON, WITH FREEDOM AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!" --./l?? This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination! ... /l\ _/l\ ... (O x O) L_/... ...\ And this is Kitty MK 2! (l)(l) (='.'=) This is Bunny. C(")_(") Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination!! . (l)(l) . ( o o) C( uu ) . U U (V) l. .) C(")(") This is Bunny. ...(\_/) Kitty is Bunny's arch nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely! Help the Kitties and Bunnies gain WORLD DOMINATION! Spread them around, and add to their armies if you can! |
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