Hey I'm craizypet, sadly because of STRANGER DANGER, all the personal info I'm going to give is that I live in a country called New Zealand, (wooh wooh, go KIWIS!!) and... well... thats about it!

You could say that I'm a reader not a writer, I might submit a few pieces of writing, but they won't be anything too special like some of the great unknown authors at fanfiction.If you want me to I can read your writing and comment back on it, maybe give constuctive crit or ideas. I read alot and have read alot of books so... YEAH.

Some things you should know...

I love romance, but not the pointless, fluff that some people write

I am an obessed reader and I like anime and manga quite alot.

I love really good descriptive language ;)

MY HOBBIES AND PAST TIMES...

SLEEPING, go sleeping!!

EATING, yum!

READING, what ever happens to be lying around, or the first book I pick up...

MUSIC ie, piano playing or listening to music, either or...

THINKING... (as surprised as some people who know me might be, YES I DO THINK ALOT!!)

COMPUTER READING (does it still count as reading?)

UMMM... OH, SAILING!! MY FAV SPORT!

MY LITTLE SAYING FOR NOW...

IF life gives you LEMONS, make GRAPEJUICE, and leave the world wondering how you did it!!

If you want some good quotes, I have a little book full of some and i can give you some if you ask...

and thanks to one of my friends on fanfic, DA DA DA DUM! XXX. bLack Lily !! THANKS FOR EVERYTHING!!

and to my fellow New Zealander, IceCrystal7... NZ Sarcasm rules!!I have put up some stories, and i have decided to put my disclaimer here instead, so here it is

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FOR ANY OF MY STORIES, ALL OF THE CREDIT GOES TO THE ORGINAL AUTHOR OR WRITER OF THE CHARACTERS

IE, FOR MY NARUTO STORIES, ALL THE CHARACTERS BELONG TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO

Just so you guys know, if you want to know the songs that I use as inspiration for my writing, or if you see song lyrics and want to know what song it is, just ask, as you should know that NONE OF THE SONG LIKE LYRICS ARE MY WRITING, THEY ARE ACTUALLY FROM A SONG!!

2nd august 2010. okay, just have to say this, some genius child called Titavi found a very hilarious (from my pov at least) little tibit of information on the wiki.

cough cough, for those of you out there who are kakashi fans, we (aka Titavi) has found the reason why kakashi is as he is. look up list of passive-aggressive disorder symptoms, and then compare them to kakashi. trust me.

A Woman"

This is written in the Hebrew Talmud, the book where all of the sayings and preaching of Rabbis are conserved over time.

It says: "Be very careful if you make a woman cry, because God counts her tears. The woman came out of a man's rib. Not from his feet to be walked on. Not from his head to be superior, but from the side to be equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart to be loved."

Just found this on Tiger Priestess' profile... thought it could come in handy...

Leaf Village (Konoha, Konohagakure)
2. Cloud Village (Kumo, Kumogakure)
3. Mist Village (Kiri, Kirigakure)
4. Rain Village (Ame, Amegakure)
5. Sand Village (Suna, Sunagakure)
6. Sound Village (Oto, Otogakure)
7. Rock Village (Iwa, Iwagakure)
8. Waterfall Village (Taki, Takigakure)
9. Fire Village (Name Not Available)
10. Grass Village (Kusa, Kusagakure)
11. Moon Village (Getsu, Getsugakure)
12. Oni (Demon) Village (Name not available)
13. Snow Village (Yuki, Yukigakure)
14. Star Village (Hoshi, Hoshigakure)
15. Sun Village (Name unavailable)
16. Tenshi (Angel) Village (Tenshi, Tenshigakure)
17. Hot Water Village (Yuga, Yugakure)
18. Dragonfly Villgae (Kagerogakure or Tonbogakure)
19. Artisans (Weapon) Village (Takumi, Takumigakure)
20. Smoke Village (Kemuri, Kemurigakure)
21. Sky Village (Sora, Soragakure)

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmaun mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rpsoet it.

ISN'T THAT SOOOOOOOOOOO COOL!! I MEAN, INS'T TAHT SO COOL!! WOW... THAT MADE ALMOST NO DIFFERENCE...

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeRIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, PhAnToM SpEaKeR, Deidara and Toshiros property, NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx, Lily , Yue no Kitsune, craizypet

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, DarkHikariDevil, anime-manga-twist, CrazyGirla101,shadowx101, Emogrl, Could-Careless, NejiSakuFan, xXHyuugaSakuraXx, Lily , Yue No Kitsune, craizypet

If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to

conceal pain and betrayal.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this one
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

copy and paste this on to you profile and tell your family that you love them. you'll never know when your time is up and whats lurking around the corner.

As of now, I have put up some new photos and something that you should, please, add to your profile page. These photos are photos of the Calderon dolphins, being killed in Feroe island in Denmark. Please, please, take a look at them, and add your name to the list that it going around by email, to stop the killings. By the way, this means no offense to those who live, or were born in Denmark, and are not involved in any way to this behaviour.

sadly, i have just noticed that the pics dont show up... cry... tell me if you want to see them, and i will email them to you!

Denmark is a big shame
The sea is stained in red and in the mean while it’s not because of the climate effects of nature.

It's because of the cruelty that the human beings (civilised human) kill hundreds of the famous and intelligent Calderon dolphins.

This happens every year in Feroe island in Denmark. In this slaughter the main participants are young teens.
WHY?
To show that they are adults and mature... BULLLLsh

In this big celebration, nothing is missing for the fun. Everyone is participating in one way or the other, killing or looking at the cruelty “supporting like a spectator”

Is it necessary to mention that the dolphin calderon, like all the other species of dolphins, it’s near instinction and they get near men to play and interact. In a way of PURE friendship

They don’t die instantly; they are cut 1, 2 or 3 times with thick hocks. And at that time the dolphins produce a grim extremely compatible with the cry of a new born child.

But he suffers and there’s no compassion till this sweet being slowly dies in its own blood

Its enough!
We will send this mail until this email arrives in any association defending the animals, we won’t only read. That would make us accomplices, viewers.

Take care of the world, it is your home!

Assine contra essa crueldade:
Sign Against this cruelty

1. craizypet

Check this out...

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty,

He said...no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever

...and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry,

and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough.

As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said...

You're not pretty you're beautiful.

I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.

And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die...

I want the kind of boy who I can run up to with tears streaming down my face, hair a mess, make-up smeared and the first thing he says is "Who's ass am I kicking?" or better yet, "You look beautiful."

Growing up sucks and not all kisses are magic, and most boys do not live up to your expectations. But there are those times when everything, I mean love, romance, relationships, it all fits together perfectly and its incredible. Its those moments, no matter how depressingly few and far between, that makes growing up worth it and you know it'll all be ok.

Fairy tales are more than true. Not because they tell us that dragons and evil warlocks are real, but because they tell us that they can be defeated.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this