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Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings.

I'm obsessed with Homestuck, LotR, Harry Potter, Johnny Depp, Alice in Wonderland, and most recently: SW:TOR. Lots, and lots, AND LOTS, of SW:TOR.

If you want to contact me on SW:TOR; DO IT, DAMNIT. Do iiiiiit. You know you want to. I'm a fun person to talk to. Trust me.

Darth Sion:

35 Sith Marauder, Boria, stuck on Hoth, most likely abandoned
24 Sniper (Imperial Agent), Lunae, stuck on Tatooine, most likely abandoned

Shien:

Currently 34 & leveling very slowly Sith Sorcerer, Kalora
Currently 17 & leveling, Sith Marauder, Caia
Currently 17 & leveling, Sniper (Imperial Agent), Deizara
Currently 24 & on hiatus, Gunslinger (Smuggler), Paris

So yes.

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Jareth's Pain by X-Jareth-X reviews
Jareth returns to the Labyrinth moments after Sarah's victory over him and plots his revenge on his beloved Sarah. Will Sarah survive the Kings anguish while learning his past? Or will Jareth discover more than he bargained for? I wrote this years ago and have just picked it up. So excuse any spelling and grammar. I was young.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,679 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Sith Code by Night3603 reviews
Yoko struggles with romance in between her duties as a Sith. Face down squads of republic soldiers? No problem. Kill Sith Lords and Jedi alike at the behest of her master? Easy. Get put in a starship with two women longing for your attention? Impossible. Why must romance be so hard?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,473 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 1/30/2012 - [Vette, Jaesa Willsaam, Sith W.]
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6308 - Favs: 13,392 - Follows: 15,957 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2583 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 4,759 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
What Could Have Been and What Was by Lyndai reviews
FULL SUMMERY INSIDE! HP/ LV TMR, SS/LE LP What if Harry grew up more like Tom, What if a lot we have been told was a lie, a true father revealed, this is what could have happened if things were changed before the story. Dumbles, Ron, 'Mine, and Gin Bash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,799 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 8/22/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Bonding over pokemon by Spasticgothchild reviews
Equius visits the Strider home and hangs out with Bro.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2017 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Dirk S., Equius Z.
Harry Potter and the Forced Hero: Rewrite by BurntOutDev reviews
Harry Potter was abandoned at a early age, but was found and given to a local street gang, how will Dumbledore and co. react to a fully independant Potter, uncooperative Potter, a drug taking, hard rock playing, Muggle Minded Potter? Rewrite of the story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 86,503 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,089 - Updated: 6/17/2016 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Better Man by Laume reviews
Suppose the Marauders torture hadn't driven Snape to Voldemort and he had been the better man. What would the future have looked like? Warning: may now contain DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,568 - Reviews: 2190 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 5,089 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11869 - Favs: 9,833 - Follows: 3,586 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unforgivable Sirius by Severus Draconis Potter reviews
Challenge on Potions and Snitches by Romanticide: Sirius does something to Harry that he shouldnt and he shatters the poor boy's last hope of finally having a family. He's lost and hurt and terrfied with no one to turn to. No one but the man who has made his life miserable anyway he could. How can Snape help Harry,when he hates him himself; or does he? *Mild character bashing*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,730 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 1,366 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Nobody Cared by etherian reviews
11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived. AU, manipulative!Dumbledore, DE's, Voldy, but no horcruxes. UPDATED COMPLETED 2015
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 368,968 - Reviews: 2934 - Favs: 7,299 - Follows: 3,482 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,705 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,930 - Updated: 2/6/2016 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
She Was Tired by EmpressHimiko reviews
Sarah loved Jareth. And Jareth loved Sarah. And that was how life was. Mentions/Description of Rape
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/11/2015 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Plot Bunny Storage by Laume reviews
Basically a place to store the short little plot bunnies that hop into my mind, especially late at night. Placing them here will hopefully keep them contained
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,588 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/17/2007
Melody of Magic by Feni reviews
A young Harry Potter disappears from the Dursleys' residence. Years later Snape meets a musical prodigy by the name of Lucas, who shares Lily's eyes. Something is hidden behind those emerald irises, and Snape makes it his mission to find out what it is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,621 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Fai, Syaoran - Complete
Tony shivered by Watcom reviews
Long hours, cold temperatures and a grumpy Gibbs. Tony's having a bad day
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,121 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 7/14/2015 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Filling the Void by goldencompass reviews
Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,088 - Reviews: 1007 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,884 - Updated: 6/7/2015 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Wandering Animagus by Kat100666 reviews
The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,580 - Reviews: 938 - Favs: 2,795 - Follows: 2,811 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P.
Deathly Hollowed by Ice Vixen X reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,227 - Reviews: 1478 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 2,579 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Dawn of the Moonfang by Tango Dancer reviews
7 years into the Winter War, the Kurosakis are forced to leave Japan for the twins' safety. They go to England, and finally acknowledge their mother's legacy. But Aizen plans, Death Eaters still lurk, and both worlds collide in the end. IchigoByakuya
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,956 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.
Beauty & the Fae by wallflowerwriter reviews
Sarah beats the Labyrinth only to face the Goblin King...and lose. However, our favorite heroine still refuses to give up. S/J
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Jareth, Sarah] Hoggle - Complete
Broken by Batsutousai reviews
Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,511 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 3,903 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 10/2/2009 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Albus D. - Complete
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,518 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
In my head by anonymwriter91 reviews
Harry knew he should be scared, but he wasn't. His talks with Voldemort during their link gives him more comfort and calm than anything- no matter how weird it sounds. He soon realizes that maybe his nemesis aren't as cruel as he first believed him to be
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,439 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,255 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 3,131 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Why Is He Not A Goblin? by Miss Mercury101 reviews
Wished away by Dudley to the Labyrinth of the Goblin King, Harry is taken under Jareth's wing. So what happens then when he goes to Hogwarts?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
Seven Acts of Mercy by K Finance reviews
Annwn's in ME and she tells herself it's a dream. But is it? The first chapters are slow but things do pick up. Summary inside Rated T b/c she has a bit of a potty mouth. Check out the poll for this fic on my profile.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 135,564 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir
Exposure by secretchild reviews
A Vegas escape may turn deadly when Abby and Tony find themselves stranded in the middle of the desert. Set immediately after "Family" S05E02 . Abby/Tony friendship early on, later hurt/sick!Tony and Gibbs/Tony father/son.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,702 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Tony D., Abby S.
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat by Les Dowich reviews
Critically injured during the final battle, Harry Potter chooses a simpler way to live. As a cat, Harry finds love and acceptance but no man can be a cat forever and everyone has to grow up and face the world one day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,704 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Taming Of Harry Potter by Mel J1701 reviews
For young Harry Potter, a cupboard under the stairs was luxury compared to the conditions he has been kept in since he was seven years old...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,758 - Reviews: 2101 - Favs: 3,015 - Follows: 3,079 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Severus S., Harry P.
A Patrol Changes Everything by Chereche reviews
On patrol, Albus stumbles across an injured student. The effects of that night changes not only his life, but also the lives of Harry Potter and Severus Snape. However, are these changes for the better or the worse?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 48 - Words: 237,903 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,689 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
A Pound of Flesh by ncismom reviews
The return of Tony's father creates friction between DiNozzo and Gibbs. Father/son. Chapters 29 and 30 are up! Story is complete!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 106,689 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Cat of Hogwarts by MoonRose91 reviews
Even the coldest of hearts isn't immune to the suffering of another.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
May Eve by Joie Cullen reviews
In the 10 years since Sarah won Toby back she's become gravely ill with no cure in sight. Can the Fates align once again before it's too late? *RATED M for content. JxS and all the usual suspects with Toby for comic relief from the darkness.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,244 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
The Game Plan by MidnightEmber reviews
Harry is bored one day...then he gets an idea. Why doesn't he liven things up by playing a few games on unsuspecting people?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,967 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Harry P., Severus S.]
A Life for a Life by Angel of Gethsemane reviews
Harry thought that he knew darkness, he had stared it in the face often enough. But when faced with a faulty Time Turner, a war, the destruction of a ring, and no way home; he decided that he'd have to reevaluate what darkness truly was. HP/LotR. NoSlash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,635 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Harry P., Aragorn
Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3306 - Favs: 10,174 - Follows: 5,613 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bound and Delivered by Cordite Quill reviews
Thanks to a witch's curse, the Goblin King cannot use magic until he meets certain requirements. Sarah happens to bump into him taking a taxi and in a very foul mood. In a moment of impulsiveness, Sarah strikes a deal to help him break the curse. Suddenly, she finds herself as a substitute Goblin Queen dealing with the magical chaos of the Labyrinth and the enigmatic Jareth.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,383 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/28/2009
Adventures of the Normality Impaired by Don'tGetSchwinned reviews
A comedy story about what happens when the Order of the Phoenix is forced to go into hiding without magic! Mostly about their daily life and mishaps. Not sure what it will come down to yet. :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,252 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
That Feeling We Call Trouble by Rawiyah reviews
She suspected it was all about the head… that perhaps everyone in Underland was painfully fearful of, not her, but her head… that perhaps it was the cause of her bitterness, her vengeance.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Plain Jane by Olympias13 reviews
She isn't from any "prophecy," she has no super powers, no super beauty, and there is no way she could ever beat ANYONE in a fight. She travels between both worlds, just looking for adventure, but she'll have a bigger impact on their people than planned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 94,033 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Boromir, Théoden - Complete
Wolfsbane and HoofPicks by Captain Seb the Seventh reviews
After the war Harry just wants to leave his old life behind. When he finds out that his animagus form is a centaur he's given a way out not expecting to find love along the way. SS/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 2,378 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
Harry's Birthday Wish by Fawkes1725 reviews
Since his parents demise at the hands of Voldemort Harry has lived a life no child should have to at the hands of the Dursleys. Every year he has made this same wish on his birthday. Will his wish finally come true? Snape/Harry mentor fic. Rated for abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 264,830 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 2,784 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
No Rest for the Galaxy by Bamfbugboy reviews
When Vector Hyllus told me in a cold, chilly cavern on Hoth, "Storybook characters raid pirate bases. Now, so do we." I wanted to tell him that I think we would give those characters a run for their money for the things we have been through.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,506 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Imperial A., Vector Hyllis
Birdcage by The Suburban Coyote reviews
takes place at the end of "Fellowship of the ring", and the better part of "Two Towers". Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli search the dead Uruk-hai, and find a winged woman in a crate. What significance is she to Sauron? Gore around the later chapters. LxOC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,743 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Legolas
I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire by Flipspring reviews
In which Karkat, Terezi, and the ten other trolls land in the Harry Potter world and shenanigans ensue. /To complete a mission they cannot remember./ Currently on Hiatus.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,910 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Karkat V.
Life Among Muggles by herpderp14 reviews
ABANDONED. Sorry folks; this is what I get for not planning a story fully out before I start writing. Won't happen again. - Draco's mission takes him to live among muggles, and he's NOT happy. Kurt and Santana aren't sure what to make of him. Meanwhile, can Sue Sylvester and Lucius Malfoy ignore the tumultuous sexual tension between them? Formerly titled "Destination: Horror".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,762 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Draco M.
The Truth About Scars by magical-mystery-girl reviews
Love was an irrational and painful thing. He had already experienced it once and by Salazar he never wished to experience it again.So why was it that when she called him her friend his heart stuttered in ways it had not for a long time? READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,205 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 5,847 - Follows: 6,342 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
More than Meets the Eye by Tonks-is-cool reviews
OOTP AU: Harry has suffered through a horrid summer when the Dementors attack him. What if Lucius Malfoy rescues the boy and Voldemort discovers with Nagini's help that there is so much more to Potter than meets the Eye? Not only Harry's world is turned upside down! Truths and loyalties are challenged on both sides of the conflict. How will Sirius or Severus react? Grey!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 99,945 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,792 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Fellowship of the Ring: Achtung Spitfire! by TheGingerHairedCritic reviews
Chloe has died, and been transported to Lothlorien. She is told that she must join the Fellowship. One thing is for certain, Middle Earth will never be the same again. 10th walker. No romance. Quite a bit of swearing. R&R. Please?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,668 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Galadriel, Haldir
More Than Meets the Eye by Nayeri reviews
Harry comes to school missing one eye, and pratically mute. He is sorted into Slytherin. Severus Snape dislikes all things Potter. Can he get over his hatred to see the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,126 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
From the Ashes by ncismom reviews
Life in Baltimore is about to become complicated for Detective Anthony DiNozzo...As requested, my take on how DiNozzo and Gibbs met. Father/son Chapters 17 and 18 are up! Story is complete!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,452 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Valkyrie by Moerighan reviews
Sith do not believe in peace, but having touched it once briefly can Eva ever feel it again? Pain angst and Drama along with some romance and kink. Based on the MMO SWTOR - Malavi/Jaesa/Pierce. Rated M for Mature content later on.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Sith W.
Meowrails by TheDoodlesAreAlive reviews
Their road was one filled with bumps. But somehow, Nepeta Leijon managed to be the one to soften Equius Zahhak's angry heart. Takes place two sweeps before SGRUB.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Nepeta L., Equius Z.
Treachery and Healing by Atrilial reviews
A SW:TOR fic. Series of oneshots about Sith Warrior/Malavai Quinn in no particular order. Major spoilers. Do not read if you have not reached Corellia in the Sith Warrior class quests. Rating raised to M for Lemon in chapter 2.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,570 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Malavai Q., Sith W. - Complete
Fragments of Dreams by Sidney Quinn reviews
Ten years after her journey to the Underground, Sarah is pursuing her dreams as an intern in San Francisco. But her reality is shattered when a long-forgotten nemesis pays her an unexpected visit.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,512 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Exquisite Surrender by superlabelgirl reviews
In the midst of his murder, Equius reflects on his life, and why nothing has ever felt quite like dying. Long Equius headspace fic. Rated T for violence, abuse, D/s themes. Please R&R.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,349 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Equius Z. - Complete
A Buddy's Troubles by storyfan101 reviews
Michael doesn't mind too much when they help Sam's buddies with their trouble. Its just the trouble with the buddies that he could do without.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,355 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
The Veil by NadiaKrum reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange makes a realization during the final battle of Hogwarts. She then proceeds to fall through the veil in the Dept. of Myst. But where does it lead? Full summary and details inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,180 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
A Very Death Eater Christmas by Eva Madsen Lafayette reviews
When Voldemort is back from a long trip, he finds out that his two of his most faithful lieutenants are holding a celebration for Christmas, in his manor. He is not very happy with that surprise... Time: Way before Voldemort's downfall
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Rarity's Diary by paleowriter reviews
Rarity muses on the latest events in MLP: FiM. Inspired by "Secret of My Excess".
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Rarity, Spike - Complete
This is the House That Doubt Built by Attila the Hahn reviews
Severus has a different way of looking at James Potter's son, and Draco was raised in slightly different circumstances. What effects can the smallest changes of circumstance have on their lives? SS/HP MENTOR fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
What is Heaven? by Noobycakes reviews
Dumbledore offers the ragtag crew a way out of their hell, but for what reason? How will the Homestuck crew handle being at Hogwarts? Rated M for cursing and later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,048 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011
Garden Ogre by Wilona Riva reviews
Jareth must explain to a child what is to come since his father failed the test of the Labyrinth.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Jareth - Complete
Alone on Christmas Eve by rubydesires reviews
Lassiter expects to have another Christmas Eve alone...but suddenly there's a Shawn...with a bow. Whumped!Lassie
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Don't Fall in Love by WhyAreYouLikeThis reviews
The castle inhabitants are transformed back into their usual selves, Maestro Forte included. Can he learn to accept and love being human again and earn everyone's forgiveness, or will he be shunned to the side and forgotten about, just as he feared?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Beast/Prince, Belle, Fife, Forte - Complete
Never by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Severus Snape had always been Dumbledore's man but this time the old Headmaster was asking too much of his Potions Master. OOC, not slash, platonic relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fine Potter, I'm sorry by starlight949 reviews
What would have happened if Voldemort had said that he was sorry? Read to find out. ""Now let's discuss the terms shall we?" Voldemort went on as if nothing out of ordinary had happened."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
A Chance To Live by amelieelizabet reviews
Harry's thrown back in time 20 years to the Marauders last year at Hogwarts. Masquerading as Hari Charter, and apprenticing Potions alongside Snape, how attached will he grow to the era he never knew, and the people living in it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hours by lucycantdance reviews
Elrond is in labour. MPREG, although there's no birth in this one. Mpreg is rarely written well, so I'm attempting to do just that to try and rescue it from people's bad books. Severely AU, oneshot for now, implied Ereinion/Elrond. NOT Elrond/Glorfindel.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Vanilla by Indie Lolita reviews
Valentine, a clever young secretary, needs a new job. Charlie Bucket needs an intelligent tutor. Willy Wonka needs somebody to love. When Willy hires Valentine to work at the factory, everyone might get what they desire the most. Willy/OC
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,940 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Willy Wonka
Love Like a Wildfire by ExhaustedGoat reviews
Equius knows Nepeta, and who she is to him. But some part of him questions certain gestures. EquiusAradia fluff, first ever drabble using Equius. Probably the last. :P
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Equius Z., Nepeta L.
Shadow Child by Tango Dancer reviews
AU. Post-war, Voldemort rules the Wizarding World. On a visit at Hogwarts, he notices Draco Malfoy acting strange. Then, he and several teachers get the evidence that a student is being abused. Who is it, and who is Draco's mysterious 'Slythindor? HP/TR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,870 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Fill the Void by obsessedStuck reviews
Equius is shocked to see Nepeta in his dream bubble.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Equius Z., Nepeta L. - Complete
The Curious Thing About Psychics by TheRealAlyshebaFan reviews
Can Shawn's day get any worse? And seriously - why didn't he see it coming?
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Carlton L., Shawn S.
Harry, a Wallet, a Toaster, and a Snape by Yasona Black reviews
"Look, I can't talk right now, I have to get my wallet out of the toaster." Small implications of SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,252 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Potions Class: Fun Lessons We Can ALL Enjoy! by rosepetal704 reviews
In which Harry annoys Snape, Snape tries to make him stop, and Harry annoys him some more. And also...how could Harry really have survived falling out of an airplane? 7th in the Potions Class series, but you don't have to read the others to enjoy this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Waning Moon by Astrid Oak Moon reviews
Snape survives Nagini's attack. Luna runs into him years later and invites him to lunch, which turns into a few lunches, and perhaps something more? Luna/Snape
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Luna L., Severus S.
Happy Burdens by Olympias13 reviews
They don't care about Sauron, they don't care about the ring, and they certainly have no ambitions to join the Fellowship. They don't even know what Middle-earth is. Still, that doesn't mean that they can't have fun and wreak havoc on the storyline.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Aragorn, Boromir
My Fair Lady by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
Twoshot. Note: When your four year old finds the vengeful specter that you told him was probably lurking in his closet to be a better playmate than you, chances are things won't exactly work out in your favor. AU Danny/Vlad Fatherson
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,042 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Danny F., Vlad M.
Bleeding Love by Tango Dancer reviews
15 years ago, they sealed him away never to see the light again. Now that his innocence has been proven, they want him back, but what they find is a broken man. Will they manage to get over the secrets and get his trust back after all the pain? LV/HP/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,893 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 3,289 - Follows: 787 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Just a Few Hours by FH96 reviews
Written on a whim. Gibbs comes home to a blood-spattered staircase. Who's blood? One-shot. Slight parody of HPDH PT. 2; when Snape finds Lily in the Burrow after Voldemort kills her.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Forgotten Blood by Mavz reviews
Story is told from the viewpoint of Jareth's lead servant, a fae girl not seen in the movie. Takes place before and after the movie. At the moment Sarah is not involved, but will be in the future. First chapter is the intro, explains a lot more.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011
Torment by Maevainwen Adaniel reviews
How could she have been so blind? True, she had been young and full of anger, but how could that be an excuse? She had hurt him, and thoroughly enjoyed it.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
The Unexpected Visitor by i luv ewansmile reviews
Michael has an unexpected visitor but one you could expect in Florida. COMPLETE.
Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
Candies and Pumpkins by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah is surprised when the Goblin King visits her while she's nearly elbow-deep in a pumpkin. Is this the start of a new Halloween tradition? One that involves candy apples, jack o'lanterns, scary movies, goblins, magic, and a hint of romance?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,592 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Complete
A Moment for Moirails by WolfieWolph1510 reviews
Nepeta never thought she'd see her moirail again. He was waiting for her in the afterlife. EquiusNepeta. Prepare for the short sadness.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Nepeta L., Equius Z. - Complete
Something to hope for by lknightly reviews
Because you don't know what you've got until you lose it. An Anthony DiNozzo Hurt/Comfort fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,821 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Tony D.
In the Moonlight by blue artemis reviews
Luna sees far more clearly than anyone believes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Luna L., Severus S. - Complete
Mismatched Owls by LolliPopLoveChild reviews
After rescuing a dying owl, strange things begin to happen to Sarah. Wanting to repay the debt, and possibly gain contact with Sarah again, Jareth visits her. But, she has no memory of him, and Jareth becomes trapped in the Aboveground!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Sarah, Jareth
Sun Seekers by Elfique reviews
Atop Caradhras Boromir has other ideas about where the sun might be found. True Drabble.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Boromir, Legolas - Complete
Peach Tarts by pastryprincess reviews
A quick fanfic of Sarah needing a willing taste tester and a Goblin King eager to comply.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Forgive Me by 7sins7lies reviews
Her letters were always signed "Forgive me, Sarah." She had sent one earlier that day, requesting him once again to come to the dance. Oneshot
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Deception by The.Lost.Thoughts reviews
When Sarah realizes Jareth was trying to trap her in the Labyrinth so he could escape all those years ago she's afraid; but now that she knows will she really be able to just leave him there, or will she dare to take his place? COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Cadence by Sparkiebunny reviews
A case, a little girl, an explosive impact. Tony-centric, hurt!Tony.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,728 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Tony D. - Complete
My Immortal by Harmony Stanzer reviews
A voice starts quietly and slowly progresses into a scream, as I remember the lifeless Sarah from my crystal, "It's your fault, Jareth. It's your fault. It's all your fault. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, JARETH! SHE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU" Possible Full Length R R
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Owls by orangebluethought reviews
Ornithophobia, she claims after the fact, the fear of birds. And no one notices that she never shies from the pigeons in the park and the ravens on the school roof.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
A Demoted Angel by NephilimEQ reviews
How the movie Labyrinth should have ended...Jareth reminds Sarah why he's there.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Ashes to Ashes by Ella Donelly reviews
Left alone to find her way in the world, Sarah learns about herself and how to forgive a certain Goblin King.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Jareth, Sarah
Wordless as Needed by Shiverpass reviews
What if Sarah forgot the words, "you have no power over me"? In this one-shot, you'll find out.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Dancing With A Dead Woman by Don'tGetSchwinned reviews
One-shot of what Snape sees in the Mirror of Erised. Hope you guys like it. Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Exchange Program by Afalstein reviews
Oneshot. There's a new Defense against the Dark Arts professor, and once again, it's not Snape. But with his teaching style, some of the students might wish he was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Gandalf - Complete
Visions of Sugarpops by LuminousFaith reviews
Everyone's favorite candyman. The world's most famous soda pop maker. What happens when the two decide to join forces? Will new and wondrous candies be the only results of this relationship? Rated T for safety.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
Not Just Skating Through by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Toby's field trip isn't going to be any fun if he doesn't have a chaperone, and Sarah absolutely can't be there. Enter the Williams' siblings Knight or King in Shining or glittery Armor. Part of the 'Remind Me' 'verse.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,834 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Jareth, Sarah
Loony Snape by Astrid Oak Moon reviews
A drabble about Snape and my favorite Loon throughout her years at Hogwarts. Told in sevens shots. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,596 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Dreamscape by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah's dreams have always been particularly vivid. But one day, the goblins crash land in her dreamscape, followed closely by a certain king. What will happen now that the Goblin King can visit her dreams? Mayhem and romance, of course!
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011
The Love Affairs of HJ Potter by AkoyaMizuno reviews
A collection of one shots about the love life of Harry Potter. Various pairings; slash and heterosexual. Mostly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
And What Next? by Heart-sketcher reviews
Ever wondered what happened after Belle married the Beast and had her happily ever after. Ever wondered what became of Gaston and Lefou? Well read to find out.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Gaston, LeFou
Alice's Feet by Apprentice08 reviews
After two years in China Alice returns home only to be victim to an accident She is now paralyzed and depressed In her attempt to return to Underland she takes a wrong turn and ends up in the hands of a certain Knave can he heal or will he only hurt?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,743 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Alice K., Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Christmas Pretty by Lixxle reviews
Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,733 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Jareth, Sarah
Fairy Tale by Cordite Quill reviews
Sarah's life is in pieces, so she isn't happy when Jareth begs her for help claiming to be lost. But, when she sees the Labyrinth in shambles, she knows she must save the Goblin King. However, can she survive when the rules are different than before?
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,036 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
Bump in the Night by ofarrogant reviews
-oneshot- Little Rapunzel doesn't like thunder.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Rapunzel, M. Gothel - Complete
She, Scares Me by ComicBookNerdsKickAss reviews
Gangsters, spies, assassins, drug dealers... none of them are quite as scary as a tiny, five foot nothing Irish woman with lust in her eyes. Mike/Fi!
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - [Fiona G., Michael W.] Sam A., Jesse P. - Complete
Drowning by i luv ewansmile reviews
With no memory of how he came to be laying in a pool of his own blood, Michael Westen wonders if he's finally running out of luck or if he's just slipping. Hurt!Michael. Michael/Fiona.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G.
Take Me Away by Emo-Pirate reviews
When Harry wishes himself away, he finds himself in the realm of none other than our beloved fruity Goblin King himself.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Jareth, Harry P.
Stubborn Soldiers by mediaqueen90 reviews
events following Eyes Open, the trio are taken into custody because a house blowing up is always suspicious in miami with Michael around. Michael whumpage Glenanne anger and Sam Axe coolness
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
The Mortal King by cap red reviews
Breaking the rules has consequences, unfortunately Jareth learnt that far too late. Stripped of his magic he finds shelter in the above, and starts on a path that will draw him into the conflict of the worst war the Wizarding World has ever seen.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,043 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jareth, Harry P.
Half Glenanne, Half Westen by funnywithachanceofmurder reviews
"I would not want to have to chase after the little terrors that would be yours and Mike's kids." Both Fiona and Michael looked offended. "What's that supposed to mean?" Short oneshot. Michael, Fi, Sam, and Jesse have an interesting conversation.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Michael W., Fiona G. - Complete
The Redhead by Sparkiebunny reviews
A heroic act lands Tony in the hospital. Hurt!Tony. Written for the wonderful Scousemuz1k, with love.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Presence by theslyknave reviews
Harry has always loved the roof, ever since he'd apparated in a fit of accidental magic. Now that he's on the Hogwarts roof, he finds someone there that he can love as well. SS/HP slash. Two-shot, plus an epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,604 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Fair Trade by Laume reviews
The disappearance of one Harry Potter has consequences for several people, not in the least, Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,983 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 397 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Hats and Crowns by Hatter's Madness reviews
Iracebeth was always jealous of the pretty hats the people of her sister's court wore. She was even jealous of how doting her sister's Hatter was. She was determined to have her own beautiful Hatter and hats. She would have her way.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims
Pretty Little Thing by Hecateslover reviews
SSHP slashy goodness. Dirty Mr. Snape has been lusting after Harry Potter for quite some time now. Will Mr. Potter ever return his affections? One shot. M, just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stupid Like Your Father by Niqi reviews
Angsty Harry needs to let off some steam. Hilarity ensues. A oneshot based on Dane Cook's "Brain Ninjas" bit. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Slytherin Savior by SilentStardust reviews
Chapter 11 up! Please R&R! Harry Potter goes to his first year at Hogwarts and is sorted into Slytherin! He becomes best friends with Draco Malfoy, finds a new father in Snape, and learns to stand up for himself in what he considers to be his new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,044 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2416 - Favs: 2,884 - Follows: 3,518 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
An Idle Mind Is The Devil's Playground by night flame miko reviews
A bored Harry Potter is never a good thing. Dumbledore told him he couldn't write to friends, so what about enemies? Watch as because of this, things change and truths come to 'light' or 'dark' as the case may be . warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,289 - Reviews: 2887 - Favs: 5,629 - Follows: 5,888 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Perhaps This One Night by Niphuria reviews
Ilosovic Stayne reflects for a time during his exile with Iracebeth in the Outlands and realises something surprising. Just a short something that came to mind.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne, Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9652 - Favs: 25,943 - Follows: 10,422 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Red Rose of Crims by polykhromatik reviews
AU: Focuses and adds to Iracebeth, the Red Queen of Crims. Starts where she first appeared and goes beyond where she and Stayne are exiled to the Outlands. With shades and hints of Iracebeth/Stayne and Iracebeth/Hatter. Uploaded Ch3.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims
A Cry for Help by ncismom reviews
Tony has to get away from the demons that are haunting him and he turns to an unexpected source for help. Father/son. This story has been reposted in smaller chapters for easier reading. COMPLETE!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 142,003 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Snake Poison by orangepajamas reviews
What if the Basilisk poison wasn't completely gone? During the summer after Chamber of Secrets, Harry experiences an episode of shooting pain. Warning: Child Abuse!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,930 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
In the Cupboard by SilentStardust reviews
Severus Snape is assigned to Privet Drive and finds himself watching a young Harry Potter. He finds that not all Potters are alike and that many lessons can be learned from a little boy in a cupboard. HP/SS mentor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,371 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life as a Habit by Anjelik reviews
Anthony DiNozzo looks like a very happy person. Who would suspect that he drives his mustang each night to the nearest cliff and contemplates stepping on the gas pedal and letting go? Pre-NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,127 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 4/1/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
The Outlands by AKnya reviews
What happens after Mirana banishes Iracebeth and Stayne to the Outlands? An account of their first day.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Red Queen/Iracebeth of Crims, Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne - Complete
Picking Up the Pieces by mayaslash reviews
Shepard goes undercover to bring down a slave-trading ring and is forced to purchase a slave. FShep/Thane, possible femdom.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - J. Garson, Thane K.
Sunshine by countesszero reviews
Harry has a bad influence on Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fallout from the war by Ru reviews
The reasons for the Goblin Civil War soon become shockingly obvious. So Jareth takes off to the Aboveground. A Harry Potter/Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,597 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Jareth
I Wish, I Wish by wellyuthink reviews
Abandoned in the wilds of northen England, lost and alone, Harry stumbles across a small town and discovers a street called Spinners End...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 5,302 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by Lily Elizabeth Snape reviews
Revised. Harry, Hermione, and Draco find they have much in common...their disturbing home lives. Along with a professor, the three help one another overcome their demons. Hermione's mum's dead and her father blames her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,922 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Voldemort, King of Koopas by Zed Tea reviews
A strange, little, slight, unusual crossover. Enjoy! Warning: Fire breath not included. Batteries sold separately.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
The Darkness Within by Tiro reviews
Harry has killed Voldemort. He was forced to return to the Dursleys, and now hears a voice in his head. The voice comforts him in a way no one else has, but who is it? And what will Harry do with his life now when he’s free? Slash LM/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 388 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 8,851 - Follows: 2,223 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1435 - Favs: 2,497 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Goblins Make Lousy Interior Designers by LyssaOneiroi reviews
Nothing is what it seems, of course when one is as furious as Sarah Williams one tends to ignore that. Of course usually this doesn't mean being trapped in a castle against your will by a Goblin King with revenge on his mind.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,395 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Jareth, Albus D.
Parental Advisory by Amber Akasha reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is visited by the Headmaster, McGonagall and Snape, who are to introduce him to magic. How could that conversation turn out, when Harry has a pretty twisted mind? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P.
Nemesis by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P.
Forget About the Baby by WE'VE STARTED A TREND reviews
What would have happened if Sarah had chosen her dreams instead of Toby? Death eaters, Fae kings, Slytherin brats, failed occlumency lessons, and too many secrets to keep track of. JxS, the absolute BEST HPxLabyrinth crossover!
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,745 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1070 - Favs: 2,878 - Follows: 3,061 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
The Making of a Queen by Artemis Samhain reviews
Sarah Williams' life changed drastically after the Labyrinth. Now, studying at Hogwarts School, she is known as the Ice Queen, aloof and hearteless. So when she comes face to face with the only man capable of awakening her emotions, what will she do?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 145,073 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Jareth, Harry P.
Dawn by Naia reviews
A new dawn, a new day. In a now peaceful world, Harry Potter likes to watch the dawns. Battle weary and betrayed, he is finally enjoying life in the Muggle world. However the wizards haven't forgotten the Boy-who-lived and want him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,219 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
Tipsy Time Travel Tale by Yunaine reviews
Harry gets dragged back in time to change the future. He has no intention of taking anything lying down again and decides to have some fun. - Set during all Hogwarts school years; Harry/Luna; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,217 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 3,632 - Updated: 11/16/2008 - Published: 10/14/2008 - [Harry P., Luna L.]
Trickster by Hecateslover reviews
Harry grows up where no one expected him to. Follow his journey, one that will lead him to make many enemies, but many friends as well. Warning!Underage HPSS, other pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,610 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Real Illusion by Tsuby73 reviews
Harry Potter is badly abused by the Dursleys, but he finds a new way to defend himself. Could this be "the Power the Dark Lord knows not"? Who is going to help Harry? Harry-Snape bonding/mentorship. AU Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,845 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Pineapples and Kings by Lixxle reviews
ONESHOT. It’s Halloween and Sarah gives Jareth a crash-course in the joys of trick-or-treating. Oddness ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
The Gift That Keeps Giving by Lixxle reviews
COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,002 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
An Act of Kindness by Bil reviews
A simple act of kindness can make someone's day. Or, What goes around, comes around. HP, SS. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Just After Midnight by margotllama reviews
AU. Just after midnight, in a hut on a rock in the sea, Harry Potter celebrated his eleventh birthday and, instead of Hagrid, was collected by Severus Snape to be brought into the world of magic. Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,612 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,435 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Fine Feathered Friend by Lixxle reviews
A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,176 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Complete
Connections by FoxyElvenPirate reviews
Snape and Harry story in which they discover a special connection between them. Takes place in the first year when Harry is 11. Some chapters will contain corporal punishment. Mentoradoption fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,617 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Dreamers and Journeys by Mystical Magician reviews
Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,424 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sarah, Minerva M. - Complete
Reading the Signs by goldencompass reviews
Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 50,699 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 3,248 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
The power of magic by Cheezewizz reviews
powerful!harry harry, abused by the dursleys reaches a breaking point. his magic and his mind fuse together. will this mysterious scarred boy be able to live again? will he kill voldy? Warning: ABUSE and dark themes
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,427 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Harry P.
Bright the Day by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Bellatrix Lestrange that she would never speak aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Our Blessed Child by lordhellebore reviews
WIP, AU, nonmagic. Set in London of 1829. Severus Snape is a chemist, Petunia Dursley is desperate, and Harry Potter is mentally disabled. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,971 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 9/1/2005 - [Severus S., Petunia D.] Harry P.
Bond by Crystal Cove reviews
[REWRITTEN & COMPLETE] The Dursleys win a summer vacation to Mexico, leaving nine year old Harry Potter behind. A reluctant Snape to the rescue…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 139,195 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 262 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Leaf that Found its Way by indogirl7 reviews
Lord of the Rings or LotR crossover. After the deaths of the Fourth and Rin, Kakashi joins ANBU to be a lifeless Shinobi tool. The Third who’s worried of this, sends the young ANBU on an unlikely S Rank Mission to the large continent known as Middle Earth
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,541 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Aragorn, Kakashi H.
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 1,238 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Wedding Hells by Laume reviews
Challenge from a yahoo group friend. In which Dumbledore takes 'For your own good' a HUGE step too far. Rating upped to M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,813 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Chibi Harry in Rivendell by Medusa The Ancient Snake reviews
Where a little Harry Potter is 'brought' from the Dursleys by Lord Elrond and his sons. Follow his adventures through Middle Earth. No parings yet may become HPLG.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 3/28/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Elrond
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2397 - Favs: 4,699 - Follows: 3,971 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Dull Erestor by wednesday hunter reviews
‘Dull Erestor’ has finally had enough. Crossover: LotrHp. mentions of self harm and abuse. ONE SHOT drabbleish
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Harry P., Erestor - Complete
Sins of the Father by TheGoldenSeraphim reviews
PostHBP. The Death Eaters ARE human, aren't they? Lucius Malfoy learns to put family before the Dark Lord. Shocking, eh? Harry will think so too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherin Child by Jolie1 reviews
What if Harry had been physically abused as a child? How would that have affected his personality and outlook on life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,652 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Harry P.
Love of a Snake by DustFactory reviews
[HPLV] After the Dursley's house burns down, Vernon blames Harry for the deaths of Petunia and Dudley and dumps him in a forest. On the verge of death, he is found by Nagini and raised as a serpent childe. AU SLASH PxW Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 1,336 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - [Harry P., Voldemort]
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Afterlife? No: Aftershock! by Lady Whight reviews
What if Boromir wasn't granted a peaceful afterlife? What if the powers that be decided he had to learn kindness and get rid of some of his pride first? Not anti-Boromir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,598 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Boromir
Turn About Intruder by Jaffee Leeds reviews
AU What happens when the One Ring turns all of the Fellowship into women to stop the quest to Mordor? Can the new feminine Fellowship get to Mordor, while dealing with the fact that they're women? Please R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/14/2005 - Published: 8/13/2005 - Boromir, Legolas
Two of Swords by Orangeblossom Took1 reviews
Teenage Faramir falls ill and gets a frightening lesson in swordplay from his father.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 7/28/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
At Peace by serentis reviews
I didn’t see it…until it was too late. Forgive me, my friends, I have failed you all… Boromir Onepiece Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Boromir, Aragorn - Complete
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
The Pants by Tom Bombadilo reviews
What if Boromir didn't want the Ring, but the pants?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Frodo B., Boromir - Complete
Reunion by Keeter reviews
Even though Frodo went to Valinor, that did not make him immortal. Eventually, the inevitable happened.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Boromir, Frodo B.
Eye of the Storm by Kenya Starflight reviews
Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader, and Boba Fett are stranded on Earth and must befriend a Star Wars fan club to survive.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,471 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/11/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
Cry by Mistah Js girl reviews
Everyone has seen the Joker laugh, only Harley Quinn has seen him cry.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,452 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
The Girl's Word by Dark Star Goddess reviews
Girl falls into Middle Earth.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 2/4/2003
Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerors Balls by C.T.Thomas reviews
What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,665 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/2/2003 - Published: 4/7/2003 - Harry P. - Complete
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Kiss and Tell reviews
Thana Vesh meets a certain Sith Lord called Kalora D'raiche and it all goes downhill from there. Fem!Slash. My first one. It's a failure.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sith I. - Complete
Hello Again, Mr Dumbledore reviews
Harry meets a Mr. Dumbledore before he goes to Hogwarts. He doesn't remember, of course? But this is that meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Correspondence reviews
Multiple letters and notes during class written between different characters throughout the time of Harry Potter. R&R?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2011
Hedgehog reviews
Hedgehogs called Voldemort, offering Snape apple pie, Snape gets letters from crazed fangirls, Draco is on decent terms - somewhat - with Harry Potter. . what has hit Hogwarts? Insanity, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Is That a House Elf? reviews
No, indeed it is not, dear Lucius.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Gollum - Complete
At the Grocer's reviews
Just a normal day. Killing innocents, torturing followers. . shopping at the muggle grocer's?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Snape's Diary reviews
Severus must have some free time somewhere, so what does he do while he does? Well, he writes in his diary - er, journal, of course. It is not a diary. Not at all. Frightening potions masters do not have diaries. They have JOURNALS. Yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Severus S. - Complete