I just can't...every time Harry and his friends decide to go trough the fucking trap door!
They are so stupid! What could first year students do against a trained adult wizard/Voldemort. At least they should get a prefect or some older student, but no.

Apart from that. I quite like your story.

I LOVE THISSSSS! Thank you so much for writing this, and too many more good luck!

PLEASE tell me they didn't put Dudley in leather! Oh God the horror! But seriously great story so far i never would have thought of it, congrats on the originality!

Harry caught in love triangle with those two troglodytes is too funny. They ran into a cerberus running from Filch. What the hell!

Is it just me or does Draco rub everybody the wrong way? At least Harry has a few new friends, hopefully.

Nothing unusual here. Just an eleven year old trying to adjust to a new world.

Harry honestly thought it was an antiquated school to stamp out homosexual tendencies. He's about to find out that the wizarding world is a lot more tolerant of such things.

Bribing the whale with food. What a great idea. So his aunt and uncle know they're doing something wrong. Hopefully something positive will happen to Harry.

A snake flirted with a human, why?

hey you
i like the history
tanks
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yeyy

i dont speak english
sorry
so i dont now tell you how much i like the history
but i like
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bye bye

I absolutely love most of this, but the innuendo and flirting coming out of Harry's mouth weirds me out a bit. He's ELEVEN. Nobody I interacted with at eleven did that, as far as I remember. Including the girl who had a new boyfriend every month two years later.

I love how Dudley is nicer to flaming Harry. I'm surprised at how well you managed the characters, I mean I'm only the second chapter but this looks like it's going to turn out wonderfully.

Oh I'm sorry did it only send "C"? I meant "ICONIC"

C

This story was amazing!