This story is hilarious. I love it.

Yeah, what's the deal with this giant goat thing anyway?

Hahaha! I loved Exasperated!Snape and Drunk!Harry, I'd love up a follow up if you're willing (I need a little background), but other than that, it was great!

That was fun. I can see why people want more, but it’s an intriguing snippet as it stands.

Ech... confudled!

What. The. Hell. My god this is amazing. You seriously should make an entire story out of this one shot. just continue on with the rest and turn the wizarding world upside down. I am particularly fond of Drunk!Harry antics, so this just made my day.

You're like a plumber level crack artist!

Inspiring.

That was... Disturbing... I think I will leave it there :-p

You're title just screams Vala Mal Doran.

Just so you're aware, this was TOTALLY the humor I needed after doing nothing but read long plot-stuffs all day. (The fact that it is 4:30 in the morning, and even my computer seems tired to the point of insanity certainly isn't hurting your case either.)
P.S. Good story, sarcasm and crazy is me showing approval ;)

i seriously believe this needs to be made into a series of one shots

Let me guess. You were drunk when you wrote this.

hahaha i love it though it was a bit crazy

Haha, what was the giant goat..

LOL wut