My name is Elli. I have short brown hair and (SURPRISE) brown eyes. I'm sort of pale. Maybe.

I am...

not exactly mentally sane... eheheheheheheh

obsessed with CATS!! THE ANIMAL!!

obsessed with Alice in Wonderland.

M. Alice (Marty) LeGrow's stalker

a pancake and waffle maker

obsessed with Emilie Autumn, Florence and the Machine, P!nk, The Killers, 30 seconds to Mars, Marina and the Diamonds, Marilyn Manson, DAVID BOWIE, Oomph!

A Jareth/Labyrinth/David Bowie fangirl

a fanfic writer

an artist

Tragedy/horror/supernatural/comedy lover

POCKY OBSESSED!!!!

nail polish horder

a Homestuck obessor who is... stuck at home (did you see what I did there? wonk)

100 years old

I HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS! AND THEY THINK YOU'RE WEIRD! :P

Any questions???? No? GOOD!

YOUR REAL NAME:

Eclipse ( I SHALL NOT DO AS YOU SAY!)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Eclizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and a fancy name):

Marie Cassandra

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Black Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Camegkl

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Reine

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

BlackDolly

IF YOU DON'T LIKE A LONG PROFILE, MEEEERRRRRRR

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

*laughs hysterically, and falls on the ground*

2) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Yep. And they gon die

3) How many houses have you lived in?

8 or 9, possibly more

4) Favorite candy bar?

SHIT, DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! Almond joy, snickers, reeses, ect

5) Favorite shoes?

Pink converse. Dingy, old fuckers, but I love 'em

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

Yes... it was glorious

7) Least favorite school subject?

Math *shudders*

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

Errrm, no

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

Thank the gods, no

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind

SupernaturalSupernaturalDeanSamCasSupernaturalDeanCrowleySamBobbyCasJoEllenAshRubyLillithSatan

12) Favorite genre of music?

None, it depends on my mood

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Not really

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

All of my CD's are fabulous, what are you talking about.

18) Are you sarcastic?

Nooooo, not at all. ;)

9) What are your favorite colors?

Yellow, orange, blue, purple,

20) How many watches do you own?

Two

21) Summer or winter?

All of the seasons

22) Do you have a birthday party every year?

Nope

23) Favorite color to wear?

No idea

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

I love all my sodas... nah, I like FIZZY WATER

25) What color is your cell phone?

Grey, I got me an ole cell phone, not like dem kids today

26) Where is your second home?

I don't have a first home

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yup

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Almost

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom?

Uno

30) How many video games do you own?

I don't own 'em, they belong to my brother

31) What was your first pet?

A dog or a guinea pig

32) Ever had braces?

Still do *cries into oblivion*

33) Do looks matter?

My looks do, but you're perfect, honey

34) Do you use chapstick?

Yuck yuck yuck

35) Name 3 teachers from your high school.

Mrs. Doesn'tExist Mr. Ihaven'tevengonetohighschoolyet and Ms.DDDDEEERRR

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

Walmart

37) Are you too forgiving?

Hells no

38) How many children do you want?

Cheaper by the dozen

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Why are you even asking this? Of course!

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Babies's legs smothered in orphan tears

41) Do you own a gun?

:D Hell yeah, and I hang an engine in my tree

42) Ever thought you were in love?

When I saw my cat sleeping. ;)

No, but I don't believe in love or love at first sight or soul mates or marriage bleeeehhh

43) When was the last time you cried?

Error, please resend data

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Uuuummm... I was on my computer

45) Olive Garden or Panera?

Never been to Panera...

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

MUmmy, and yes

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Darling, I grew up in England

48) Nicknames?

Damien, Konag, Elli, asshole, retard, what's-your-face, the-other-daughter, shit-i-forgot-your-name

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

*rolls on the ground*

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

Noo

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Sounds... delicious

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

DeanDeanCasSamDeanCasSamBobbyCrowleyAnnaRubyJimmyNovakUrielChuckBecky

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

My mum's nickname for my lil' bro

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

*snorts* I ain't that shamancy

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Ohmygod,didyoureallyjustaskthatlookhowhardiamlaughingiamgoingtoafuckingtherapistsoonbecauseiseethingsialmost

killedmyselfexperiencebipolarlikesymptomsandthinkofkillingsmallanimalswhatdoyouthink

57) Do you dye your hair?

Oh fuck yes

58) Does anyone like you?

Well, I'm not a total asshole, so I should hope so

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

Er, no

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

Fucking Wendy's. After encountering a moustache lady who was very very rude, I avoid McDonalds

63) Do you like yourself?

*laugh*

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Neither, but I'd say Mum

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

I like the dark, I just don't like the things that talk to me when it's dark

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

No

68) Do you own a webcam?

Yesh

70) Ever broke a bone?

Hahaha, no

2) Do you chat on AIM often?

Wait... what

73) Pringles or Lays?

Pringles

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Not that I know of, or care to know

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Rugrats

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Are those cereals?

79) Do you have a birth mark?

Si

80) Do you own a car?

... no *cries*

81) Can you cook?

I can do more than cook

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Ignorant people who don't think for themselves

2. Badly written characters or books

3. Smacking of the mouth as someone loudly eats

83) Do you text message often?

Nooo, you have a better chance of sending me a letter, or just coming to see me

84) Money or love?

Love - meh, whatevs

Money- buys me things = love sooo?

85) Do you have any scars?

None that I'd proud of

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

CANDY

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

My favorite type!

88) Relationships or one night stands?

One night stands

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

I'm guessing those are candies?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Especially when I'm on my period

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

Maybe, I've skipped around a bunch

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

So many crayons it's illegal

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

Mio padre

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

Mia madre

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Me no speaky

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

My dad

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

My sister, who tripped me

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

Uuuummm

100) Who was the last person that called you?

A friend