OKAY DOKAY!
Its been a while. Please don't throw things at me...
That is all.
I don't own the Sisters Grimm, or its characters, Michael Buckley does.
DAPHNE+VERONICA- What is your opinion about boys in tights? -justkeepswimmin'justkeepswimm
DAPHNE- Like Peter Pan and Robin Hood? They're awesome!
VERONICA- Yes, and always good with a bow and arrow, or a sword.
MR CANIS- Actually how annoying can Puck get? -justkeepswimmin'justkeepswimm
CANIS- Well... Have you ever felt like you wanted to kick a baby? Puck drives me to that madness.
MIRROR- Why do you call Sabrina Starfish and do you have any special names for anyone else? -justkeepswimmin'justkeepswimm
MIRROR- Well I call Daphne Shortbread on occasion. Not anymore, though. You know... 'cause I'm kind of pre-occupied with my evil plans to pillage and burn everything.
EVERYONE- If you could pair Sabrina up with any guy (or gal) who would it be? -treehugger1999
DAPHNE- Puck. Times infinity.
RED- Puck..
GRANNY- She can marry whoever she wan-
HENRY- NO-ONE! NO-ONE WILL EVER TAKE MY BABIES AWAY FROM ME!
PUCK- Dude, just shut-up. Nobody cares what you think anymore. Anyway, nobodies ever going to want to marry that ugly trumpet-butt, so you really don't need to worry.
ELMO- Tell me Elmo, what is your favorite muffin and if chocolate go sit on Pucks lap. -treehugger1999
ELMO- Hmm... Elmo doesn't like muffins, Elmo likes brownies. And little children! Aha ha heh...
EVERYONE- What's Victoria's Secret? -DemonWitchCat
SABRINA- "If you were the kind of person who likes lingerie you wouldn't be wearing underwear at all. By choice. Which renders my store useless."
PUCK- Pedophiles like Victoria's Secret.
SABRINA- Haha, and don't forget the perverts.
SABRINA + PUCK- If you could bring one person (or thing) back from the dead, who/what would it be? - DemonWitchCat
SABRINA- Hmm... thats a hard one. So many of my friends have died in the war. But the closest friend of mine who has died is-
PUCK- I WANT THE JABBERWOCKY TO COME BACK!
SABRINA- What- No! Why? That thing ripped off your wings! It was too strong for you, it almost killed you!
PUCK- No it didn't, I slayed the beast.
SABRINA- We had to put you in a cocoon, Puck. And then you sprayed me with fart-gas!
PUCK- No. I don't think any of that happened, Grimm.
SABRINA- It killed you, don't deny it.
PUCK- No, I don't think it did.
SABRINA- Fine, but you and I both know that it did.
ELLIGOAT- What should I do when Batman gets here? - DemonWitchCat
ELLIGOAT- Well the most important thing to remember is to stay calm. If you freak out, he'll get shy and run away. You have to warm up to him by slowly putting both hands in the air and do ascending body rolls. Hopefully Batman will get the message, and you guys will get married. Every happiness to you both.
ELMO- What should I do with the dead body in my closet? Since you have... "skills" - DemonWitchCat
ELMO- Elmo usually chops them up into pieces and feeds them to his goldfish. Mmmhmm, Dorothy says she likes human flesh.
DAPHNE + SABRINA- Listen to one of each of these artist's songs. Florence + The Machine. Marina and the Diamonds. Which one do you like better? - DemonWitchCat
SABRINA- I don't have time for music! I need to research how I can get my grandma back.
DAPHNE- Oooohhh! I love Florence and The Machine! I've only ever heard Cosmic Love and Rabbit Heart, though... but I love them, they're so punk-rock!
PUCK- Can I have a hug? *puppy dog eyes* - DemonWitchCat
PUCK- You can have poop flung at you.
EVERYONE (except Sabrina)- What would be your reaction if I made Sabrina into a boy? (you're GAY Puck)- DemonWitchCat
DAPHNE- That would be good, because then she wouldn't have so many mood swings.
HENRY- It would actually be good, because then she wouldn't like Puck.
PUCK- Yay! And we wouldn't have to get married!
DAPHNE- Puck, you don't have to get married. You guys fall in love.
PUCK- Heh... guys... How appropriate in this conversation.
PUCK + WENDELL- NOOO! Why did you guys break up? It was so messed up/cute! I was going to crash your wedding! *sob* - DemonWitchCat
PUCK- Too bad, so sad, buddy.
WENDELL-... What he said.
RED- I think you're adorable. Comments? - DemonWitchCat
RED- You don't know that, because you haven't had to experience me in my craze, ordering a jabberwocky to tear you limb and cackling as I watch you die.
EVERAFTERS- I stuck ALL of you in the Twilight Zone. MWHAHA! What do you do now? - DemonWitchCat
EVERAFTERS- Eat BROWNIES! :D
(Eating brownies wins the voting polls by a landslide)
EVERYONE( except Puck)- What would you do if I made Puck into a girl? (you're STRAIGHT Wendell) - DemonWitchCat
MUSTARDSEED- I honestly don't know. I would be concerned, of course, but other than that... I do not know.
SABRINA- Psht, Puck already is a girl. He's a wimp.
DAHNE- He risked his life to save you, Brina. Thats pretty brave if you ask me.
SABRINA- Nah, he's just really stupid.
RED- Well... people do stupid things when they're in love.
SABRINA- Hey, why do these conversations always end in me reminding you all that nothing is going on between me and Puke?
WENDELL- I'M FINALLY LIKE ALL THE OTHERS KIDS AT SCHOOL :D
GRANNY- Do you cook anything that includes spiders and tongues? - DemonWitchCat
GRANNY- Actually, I do know a spider and parrot-tongue pie. Its got a few vegetables too, and a bit of bacon. Puck loves it, especially the little spider eggs I add in for flavor.
DAPHNE- What would you do if you suddenly grew wings? - DemonWitchCat
DAPHNE- OH EM GI! I WOULD BE SO EXTREMELY... Extremely... AWESOME-BUBBLE! Thats my new word, as of now. If I had wings, it would be so coolio. I'd probably have a fit from being so awesome-bubble...
SABRINA- Can I put Puck into a dress? - DemonWitchCat
SABRINA- YES! Please! Oh my goat, if you put puck in a dress... oh, that would be golden! You're a legend, man. Thats the coolest idea ever!
ELLIGOAT- Where are you keeping everyone? - DemonWitchCat
ELLIGOAT- , 42, Wallaby Way, Sydney!
(Nemo reference, anyone? You all get the joke, right?)
WENDELL- I love you sosososososososososo much let's run away and make lots of babies even though you're apparently a transvestite... 33333333 :'D -zummi16
WENDELL-... I think you need to calm down, a tad.
PETER PAN- Why were you flirting with me? Also, do you want to go out? -DeathPrincess2343
PETER PAN- Well... you see... I have a confession to make... I'M A GIRL! I'm sorry... I've never told anyone that before, DeathPrincess2343. Its such a relief to just get that out of my system. Wait... is this an official question?
ELLIGOAT- Yup.
PETER PAN- NO! DON'T PUBLISH THAT ANSWER!
ELLIGOAT- Dude, don't worry. I won't post it.
PIED PIPER- So you don't care that your son is gay-ish? (He still loves Sabrina)- DeathPrincess2343
PIED PIPER- Nah, I'm fine with it. Just as long as he doesn't find his harmonica's hiding spot, I'm fine with everything.
WENDELL-So you ears don't flap in the wind? (Thank God) -DeathPrincess2343
WENDELL- Sigh... not like they used to...
GRANNY- If you could sacrifice one of your grandchildren (Including Puck), for the safety of your family, who would you choose? YOU HAVE TO ANSWER! -DeathPrincess2343
RELDA- Sabrina. Definitely. Oh guacamole, I hate that kid. Wait... this won't be published, will it?
ELLIGOAT- Never.
RELDA- Oh, thank goodness. I shudder to imagine what would happen if my answer was released on to the internet.
PUCK- Do you wish you could kiss Sabrina again? -emily
PUCK- Psht, in her dreams. She's the one who wishes she could kiss yours truly. I mean, if I got a chimp for every time she thought of me and her making out, I'd have an army.
SABRINA- Do you like green or purple better? -emily
SABRINA- Purple. Its really cool.
PUCK- Would you rather eat a bowl full of toe nail clippings, or sand? Now thats a question! 3 :p -emily
PUCK- They both sound pretty good, but I think don't really like sand as much. It doesn't have as much taste to it.
WENDELL- Have you ever played with a doll? lol -emily
WENDELL- No... not at all... *shifty eyes*
PUCK- Why do you pull pranks on Sabrina, and do not say you like to annoy her, 'cause I know thats not true! :p Are you man enough to answer? -emily
PUCK- I pull pranks on her to annoy her. HAH! Side-stepped that one, eh, Puck?
HENRY- Why are you so tough on ever one? Seriously, chill! If you could kiss a toad, would you? -emily
HENRY- EW, no, thats gross! EWIE! YUCKY! It would, like, ruin my lip-gloss!
Well, thats all folks! Happy holidays!
I gotta go to bed now. I'm seeing Harry Potter tomorrow morning. :) In... 9 hours. :D
Thanks
-Elli
xoxo