Well, hello. I'm elligoat, as you can see. You should call me Ellie, though.

The first thing you should know about me is that I'm a girl who is plain. Like paper. I like to answer with "Okey Dokey Artichokey", greet with "What's up Buttercup?", say goodbye with "In a while, Crocodile", and instigate motion with "Lets go, Mario", because I'm too lame to say anything like "Sup", or "That's cool with me". Although I'll probably try to pull both of those off, and you'll be sure to notice because it'll make you feel awkward, and maybe even a little bit stunned.

Most of you probably know me for my annual competition, "The Best Sisters Grimm Story of (insert past year)". It's been going for six years now, and I think what's surprised me most isn't how popular it's gotten, but how I'm actually still doing it. Really, I'm pretty sure the only thing I've been this dedicated about in my life is school, but that's actually necessary. So, not to brag or anything, but I'm feeling like a top lady.

These days I'm not writing a lot, but I'm still doing some BETA-ing here and there, and I'm always reading any comments I get on old stories. I'll occasionally read a story or two as well.

Feel free to PM me or comment if you need anything. I hope you have a good day!

My Stories:

-Not Meant To Be, Ever: It's a songfic of Hamstead, about his feeling for Bess. It's set after he reveals his true form to her in Book 4. One Shot.

-100 ways to brake a leg: It's a series of random oneshots. My shot of CannibalisticSkittles' 100 word challenge. Discontinued

-Why Don't You Ask?: If you have a question for anyone who's ever appeared in the Sisters Grimm books, just send them to me. I have them all strapped down, so now is the time to be inquisitive! Complete.

-And The Big Bad Wolf Came to Rise: This is Michael Buckley's version of Little Red Riding Hood, written out in narrative. A few changes from his version were made. But not a lot. Just small details. I can't claim any ownership over this one - it's an ode to MB's creativity. One Shot.

-Nothing: This story is about Briar after she died, and the place that now occupies her soul. It's a dark and morbid fic. One Shot

-Before Ferryport Landing: As the title hints, this fic is about Sabrina and Daphne before their parents went missing. It's a bit of a zany story. Discontinued.

-Crying a River: What happens when Puck steals Sabrina's diary? Its a Hurt/Comfort story. I don't usually write this kind of stuff, but what the hey. I gave it a go. One Shot.

-Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder: After a string of misfortune, Sabrina welcomes the idea that she's being 'forced' out of Ferryport Landing. Upon arriving back in New York, she thinks that her life will be normal again. She thinks it'll be good. Instead, she stumbles across a long line of full moon murders - murders that can only be committed by a werewolf. Along the way, Sabrina reunites with old friends, discovers a feeling that had - until now - been foreign to her, and struggles to admit that maybe, just maybe, she misses her old life in Ferryport Landing. Hiatus.

Other Accounts:

I have a Pottermore account. Feel free to friend me on SilverSeeker16272. If you do, PM me or comment on any of my stories, so I know who you are and can give you a nicname.

I also share an account on deviantART with Lara D, who is a pretty top lady. Even topper than I think I am! We go by the username of "Imagine0139".

And I have a Wattpad account, under the same username as here, but I don't have any stories. But if you want to pop by and have a chat, I'd be delighted.

I also have a tumblr where I post my art (which is mostly fan art, but some original stuff as well). My url is "schnelligoat".

I also have a Google Plus account. I don't actually have a Google Plus account. Nobody has Google Plus.