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Disclaimer: They see me rollin', they hatin'…

Glinda the Good Witch:

1. Broadway Actress:

Can you imagine? Seeing Glinda in Wicked? Watch out Hamilton…

2. Real Housewives of Oz:

Glinda's tagline: "Am I a good witch or a bad witch? Depends on the day, darling."

3. Memoirist:

Think of all the stories she could tell! What was Oz really like? Was Dorothy nice? Did the Munchkins get their happily ever after? Spill, Glinda.

4. New Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher:

Harry could have defeated Voldemort years earlier if only he just dropped a farm house on ol' Tom Riddle.

5. Guidance Counselor:

Glinda did do pretty well with advising Dorothy.