A/N. Ok I'vegotten messages about Artemis Fowl, if you must know, there's a series about it. But since some of you can't go to your local library, i'll just tell you about the first book HERE:

Well-if you read the summary anywhere...

Artemis is a criminal mastermind in book 1. If you read about that city with the wine-fairy or something, he kinda kills her and uses "The Book" and finds alot about the Fairies and their bad grammar (hahah inside joke!). He finds out fairies usually come out at full moon or something like that, and he captures Holly-rookie of the LEP which stands for Lower Elements Police. She was fighting a troll that was attacking a diner I recall and lost some of her magic. you know how Sapphire says "Heal"? Well, she part of that fairy kind. Hmm..soo...i'll giev you a hint before I continue. Does anyone know where Sapphire is? She says she needed, she part of THIS fairy, HOLLY is part of the underground police elements...raise your hand if you think she's with Holly? Many people raise hands...and feet. YUP! No more spoilers!! Back to the explanation:

I haven't read the story in a long time so just bear with me. =D Ok, so Holly's friends-Foaly the centaur and her Commander; Commander Root try to save her. They don't. But see, there's this dwarf kinda person called Mulch Diggums. I forgot where he comes in, but Julius Root-commander- finds him in LA I guess and tells him to resue Holly. He KINDA does, but Butler-Artemis' 'butler'- finds him and I guess just takes him...oh no! that's not what happens. Mulch farts really loud and Butler is left on the ground unconscious....HAHAHA!! sorry, about that.

I just LOVE AF!! So Holly tells Artemis something: She can fix his mom. See, his mom-I dunno I guess is on a crazy pill, still grieving over her husbands 'death'-he's actually not dead, they prove it in the next book. So Holly fixes her in exchange for her freedom. BUT another thing he wanted was fairy gold. I forgot the words, but they mean "Gold is Power' I know it's on the the tip of my tongue but I just can't remember...oh well! So Artemis takes the fairy gold. Mulch steals some (that was hilarious in the book!) and goes underground to escape cuz he still has to go to jail for being a thief...did you know he stole some model's Oscar and now lives in a wicked aparment? Yeah, too bad he had to go to jail...so he tried to escape, he's a VERY cunning creature he had these 'contacts' in his eyes. They can actually be cameras! Isn't fairy technology awesome? Soo, he finds a rabbit while he digs a way to escape. He kills the rabbit and puts the contacts in the bunny's eyes...poor bunny...so actually, the contacts know if your alive, in this case, the fairies think Mulch died or something. Hahaha...

So Holly's released, and Artemis has made a new enemy! Well, actually more than emeies...more like the entire underground world hates him. But that's just the first book...=D I'll see if I remember anything and tell you guys in another 'chapter'.

BUT in the sequl, it's mostly just gonna have the characters. Not really anything based on the stories. All I'm really gonna use is Artemis, holly, Foaly, maybe some Mulch-get it? MULCH? (MAN I'M ON FIRE!!!=D), and Opal...oh wait! and Minerva! WAIT! I'm gonna need Butler and Juliet too.=D I'll tell you about the characters later...

So that's basically the first book! =DD
Lara D

Also, I won't explain all the books, but I can tell you the titles:

BOOK 1: ARTEMIS FOWL (of course!)

BOOK 2: The Arctic Incident (Artemis' dad's in here!)

BOOK 3: The Eternity Code (BUTLER ALMOST DIES!!!...he grows old here. hehe!)

BOOK 4: The Opal Deception (Julius Root dies in here)

BOOK 5: The Lost Colony (this is where Minerva comes in)

BOOK 6: The Time Paradox (My favorite cause they go into the past!!...and a 'romantic' moment. Not telling with who!! coughvilliancoughartemiscoughrookiecoughhollycoughcoughCOUGH!!!!!!

BOOK 7: (TO BE RELEASED THIS JULY!!!) I got the title off of Youtube: The Atlantic Complex

OK PEOPLE!! CHARACTERS COMING UP SOON! OR you can find it on Wikipedia, it saves me time to start chapter four of The Forgotten. I'm gonna post chapter 2 soon, but I have to correct it. And chapter 3 is half way through. =D I hope this explanation didn't 'FOWL' up your mood!! GOSH I AM ON FFFFIIIIRRREEEEE!!!!! =DDDDDDD