So if you have read any of my stories and have noticed ow much my grammar is lacking i thought i would tell you why. My first and only language may be English but while i was in primary (my first five years of school) i was am un-diagnosed Diabetic and could not sit still. Because of this my teachers thought that i had ADHD or ADD or something and refused to teach me. so now thanks to them it was not until now aged 16 that i passed an written assessment. With the help of FF and an tutor paid for by the hospital i have managed to start to grasp the basics. :D

lol do you have any of those friends that no matter how many times you tell them you have to remove the lollie form the wrapper before you eat it!!!

My fave books are: Maximum Ride, the Phoenix Files, Cherub, the Mistimate Chronicles, oh and Chicken Soups are fun to, Alex Rider, Young James Bond

My fave movie: Sherlock Holmes 2010, Robin Hood 2010, Sherwood forest, The girl who jumped through time

i love lemon jokes (not the ff meaning of lemon but ones like below)

when life gives you lemons throw them at your enimies

when life gives you lemons make grape juice and laugh while people try to figer out what the hell you did

when life gives you lemons make lemon-aid add poison and then give to Dion Frasier (our your choice of enemy)

when life gives you lemons make fanfiction

When life throws you lemons... throw something harder back!

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, say hey, I like lemons, got anything else for me?

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell ‘I HATE LEMONS YOU MORON!’

When life gives you lemons, throw them at your brother’s friends and hope it hits them in the eye.

When life gives you lemons, steal your brother’s apples (or bananas!)

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

When Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? Who likes lemons?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

When life gives you lemons make orange juice and sit back and let other people wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons make apple juice and then laugh when people try to figure out what the heck you did.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

the following lemon jokes are thanks to SlyverSpyder. thanx i love them!

When Life gives you lemons, thank god you're dyslexic and eat some cantaloupe.
When Life gives you lemons, find a kid with a paper cut.
When life gives you lemons, be sure to send a hand written thank you note for the lemons, as email thank you notes can appear to be less sincere.
When life gives you lemons ask for salt and tequila!
When Life gives you lemons, start a lemonade stand and sell each cup for a dollar. Then take that money and buy some damn oranges.
When life hands you lemons make lemonade and find someone else who life handed vodka to, and have a party.
When life gives you lemons, ask for the receipt.
When life gives you lemons just shut up and eat your damn lemons.
If life gives you lemons, grow a lemon tree. When that tree gives you more lemons, make a lemon orchard. When that orchard gives you more lemons, sell them and become rich. Then next time you see life, you can say, "Thanks for the lemons!" Life hates people who are grateful for its lemons.
If life gives you lemons, mail them to God and ask for apples.
If Life gives you lemons, tell the devil and he'll sue for blackmail and attempt to steal possessed goods.
If life gives you lemons, throw them at life and see if life will make the same mistake again.
If life hands you lemons, take a permanent marker, write "pass it on" on each one, and mail them to complete strangers.
When life gives you lemons eat them as fast as possible and get huge bragging rights.
When life gives you lemons learn to juggle. Or, even better, get an air cannon and have some real fun.
When life gives you lemons use the juice to reveal secret messages on the back of the Declaration of Independence and get rich.
When life gives you lemons, ask yourself how exactly an anthropomorphic personification of something immaterial like life can give you a fruit.
When life gives you lemons, hand them to your ex and tell him/her to suck it.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, no one is going to buy it because we are in a recession.
When life gives you lemons, lemme have one.
When life gives you lemons, bleach your hair and use it as a disguise to hide from life.
When life gives you lemons, hand them out to trick-or-treater's.
When life gives you lemons, throw them off extremely tall buildings.
Why the heck would life give you lemons when pineapples are so clearly superior? [#]
When life gives you lemons, hope that you are not allergic to them.
When life gives you lemons, look it hard in the eye and say "I didn't order this!'
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you diabetes, make sugar-free lemonade. (LOVE!! this one{i am a diabetic!!})
When life gives you lemons, paint them dark green and throw them in crowded areas.
When life gives you lemons give them to an art teacher for still lives.
When life gives you lemons, run away, you're not supposed to take things from strangers.
When life gives you lemons, send life an invoice for the disposal of the aforementioned hazardous citrus biologicals, citing the need to buy the correct Personal Protective Equipment and the associated costs of adhering to local legislation. Then ask life if it would like a glass of lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly.
When life gives you lemons, start running. Why? Because 'life' has apparently obtained corporeal form. That is not good.
When life gives you lemons, sue life because of psychological cruelty.
When life gives you lemons, use zinc and copper to make a battery – free electricity!
When life gives you lemons, you've got potential for a lemon quote.
When life gives you melons, you know you are dyslexic.
When life hands you lemons, blame Adam and Eve for eating all the good fruit.
When life throws you lemons, duck.
Always take life with a grain of salt (plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila).
Ten percent of life is what happens to you; 90 percent is what you do with it.
When life gives you lemons, start a food fight.

"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
"I'm allergic to citrus"
"well, look on the bright side, you know, when life gives you lemons, swell up and die"

When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and make lemonade. Then use the profits of your lemonade business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.
If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt it into other peoples eyes
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If life gives you ham, don't make lemonade.
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off!
When life gives you lemons, tuck them in your bra. Couldn't hurt, might help.
Life shouldn't give out lemons. It's bad for the pro-life movement.
When Life gives you lemons, forgive me, I'm bored.

if you know any others tell me or else. i kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =)

lol. is such a delicious drink. don't ask