Aj: Yes, it has finally come to the bonus chapter. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Anika: Or, you know, just read on and try to ignore Aj's crumbling sanity.

Fangles

Aj: Okay, so I got nearly no torture ideas, especially for Batfang here so I came up with all of the ideas. I did get the idea to show him the tortures ax went through, but that would be boring. This stuff is funny.

Dye his hair pink:

Aj: Hiya Fangenstein. Max wanted me to give you the new shampoo that her mom picked up at the store.

Fang: [Shrugs]

*Three hours later*

Fang: (Girlish scream) I'm going to kill you! Who are you anyways! My hair is frickin' pink!

The next few hours are filled with random and inappropriate cuss words that could be considered offensive to younger readers. For your enjoyment the rest of Fang's screaming is censored.

Aj: Umm…wow. And I thought you were the quiet one. Max! He cussed for three hours straight at an already immature twelve year old and Gazzy and Angel! [Insert evil laugh here]

Max: He did what? FANG!

Fang: [Gulp]

Lock him in a room with smurfs:

Aj: I just saw the movie with my mom's ex-boyfriend in it (Brainy Smurf) and my mind wandered. Can you really blame a girl? Yo Fangles! Get over here!

Fang: What do you want now?

Aj: I want to play a game…No, just kidding. Meet six of my friends from a movie. Smurfette, Brainy Smurf, Papa Smurf, Angry Smurf, Clumsy Smurf, and Gutsy Smurf.

Smurfs: sing a happy song. Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala sing all day long…

Fang: [Runs to the door]

Aj: I figured that you would try and run, so I locked the door first. I didn't want your fun to be ruined.

Fang: EVIL! How can you not be annoyed out of your mind by this song?

Angry Smurf: I'm annoyed.

Fang: Why do you sound like George Lopez.

Angry Smurf: He's on to us! Run!

Show him Mylan scenes in 'ANGEL' by PandaswithBazookas:

Fang: What's a Mylan?

Aj: Max and Dylan as a couple. Stupid name, huh?

Fang: Who's Dylan? And why would he and Max be a couple if she barely knows him?

Aj: I don't know. Probably because James wanted 'drama' and Twilight is popular so he's trying to mooch off those fans.

Fang: Who's James?

Aj: He likes to play god in your world. He caused these scenes to happen: [Shows every Mylan scene in ANGEL.]

Fang: I'm going to KILL him! Wait where was I when all of this happened?

Aj: Flirting with Max 2 and spraying spray cheese at each other.

Fang:…

Aj: I know.

Annabeth

Take Annabeth to Aragon's lair

Aj: So I am in love with Harry Potter, so I decided to put a little Potter in this torture.

Annabeth: Then why are we in a forest in the middle of nowhere?

Aj: Because of my little friends coming. Oh Aragon!

Annabeth: SPIDERS! Giant spiders! Eeeeekkkkk!

Aj: This is fun. Yet not satisfying enough. [Cupcake appears out of thin air] Still not quite satisfied.

Annabeth: What will make you satisfied so you can get me out of here! They're going to kill me!

Aj: I'll leave you here for a week. Good luck!

Annabeth: [SCREAM]

Aj: Maybe a month.

Make her spend the day with Eddie

Annabeth: Why do you sparkle?

Aj: Nobody knows.

Edward: All vampires sparkle. It's what makes us dangerous and broody. [Drinks from a Capri Blood juice pouch.]

Aj and Annabeth: No they don't.

Edward: I'm even more broody and angsty and dangerous than normal now that my Bella-cake is gone. I can't be around you two, I might hurt you both with my sparkliness.

Annabeth: Make it stop! He's too pathetic!

Aj: You're a damsel in distress to me, but I can't help but want to get us both away from this pathetic waste of time.

Annabeth: Get us out of here, please!

Aj: On second thought—[Poofs out of there leaving Annabeth alone with Eddie.]

Edward: Want to be my new spider monkey and gallop through the trees together and wasting pointless time in a meadow for eighteen pointless paragraphs!

Annabeth: Hades no!

Attack Lukearina

Aj: And stand right…here!

Annabeth: What's the point of this?

Aj: You'll see in 3…2…1…NOW!

Luke gets hit with a bus, run over by a train, and then Freddy Krueger drags him off for a little slice and dice fun.

Aj: See, front row seats. Youch that's got to hurt. Love ya' Freddy!

Annabeth: Are you possessed by Kronos?

Aj: Nope. It's all me.

Annabeth: How can a twelve year old be so evil!

Anika: You get used to it eventually.

Kronos

Listen to Justine Beaver for all of eternity

Aj: I was considering not doing this because it's just too evil, even for me, but I decided to do it anyways. So let's tune into the room that Kronos is locked in.

Baby,Baby,Baby,ohhhh

Kronos: Make it stop! Please titans it burns! It's just the same vile words over and over and over. The girl who sings this should be locked away in Tartarus but nooo, I just get locked in.

Anika: What do you mean you don't like it?

Kronos: Like a powerless author could scare me.

Anika: [Pulls out Bazooka]

Kronos: Where did you get that?

Anika: I stole it from one of the Bazooka's that PandaswithBazookas loaned Aj. Now die Bieber hater!

Baby, Baby, Baby, whoa

Aj: This is why I didn't want to be in there. Wait, I hate Beaver—

Anika: Oh Aj…

Make him be the clown for a 4 year old's birthday party

4 year old: I wanted a giraffe! Not a deflated snake!

Kronos: Take it or I will chop you into pieces with my scythe!

4 year old: You're not funny you stupid clown! I want Batman!

Kronos: Batman is nothing compared to the almighty lord of time!

4 year old: Make a joke you stupid clown!

Kronos: An insuperior human can not order me around!

4 year old: You stink! Attack!

This scene is too graphic to show in a T rated story so listen to the Smurfs for a moment please.

Smurfs: Lalalalalalalalalalalalalala, sing a happy song! , sing all day long!

Thank you. Now back to the tortures.

Lock him and Voldemort in a room together (Warning Spoilers!)

Kronos: I can control time without having to use a pathetic stick! I'm the best villain!

Voldemort: I have an evil snake and eight lives. I also caused the death of many of my arch nemesis' friends' deaths and emotionally scarred him for life. I'm the evilest!

Kronos: I caused my arch nemesis to never be able to trust his friends! And your snake was killed by a late teenager that used to be afraid of his own shadow and was destroyed by your mortal enemy after you thought you killed him twice!

Voldemort: At least I wasn't destroyed by an three ADHD teenagers and betrayed by someone supposedly on your side!

Kronos: Yeah, well—

Aj: Oh just shut up already! We all know that I'm the biggest villain.

Dylan

Aj: I saved the best for last!

Lock him and Fang in a room together

Fang: what are you doing kissing her twice!

Dylan: I'm her perfect other half.

Fang: Oh will you shut up already! You're practically a stalker. All you need is to watch her while she sleeps and the title is yours.

Dylan: [Looks down at feet]

Fang: You didn't. You honestly watched her sleep.

Dylan: I was made for her and Dr. Gunther-Haggen said that we would—

Fang: Just stop right there. Just stop, please. I've already decided to kill you. [Lunges at Dylan]

Aj: Woohoo! Popcorn just makes this even better. Ooohhh, that's going to leave a mark. Hit him! Fang! Even I know that you shouldn't hit a dude, no matter how creepy, there! Oh well.

Have Anika torture him with Math

Anika: Now what is the answer to Fermat's last theorem? It's not that difficult!

Dylan: Evil! You're almost as bad as her! It hurts my brain! How can anyone do this!

Anika: Here, let me explain in simple mathematical terms—

Aj: Sorry, you can't do that. There are innocent kids here on summer breaks and you could get arrested for trying to teach them anything. I know you're back in school now, but I'm not until Monday and I'd like to keep it that way.

Dylan: I agree, let's move on to something less painful.

Aj: Nope. You on the other hand are a fictional character that only twenty percent of the Maximum Ride fan base like. Nobody will care if you are tortured.

Dylan: Aww c'mon!

Anika: Now answer me!

Cut open with a plastic knife and poke with a rusty pole:

Aj: Ok I have no idea how surgery works, so I'm going to wing it!

Dylan: I'm pretty sure that in surgery you don't use a plastic knife.

Aj: What do you know anyways?

Dylan: I was experimented on most of my life! Hey, wait, aren't you going to sedate me?

Aj: Do you even understand the point of this? It's torture, you don't get sedated.

Dylan: (Screaming!)

Aj: Oh shut up you big baby, it's just a dull plastic knife slowly slicing through your skin in the most painful torture known to man without any form of sedation.

Dylan:…

Aj: Hey stop getting your blood all over me! Now it's time to poke your organs with a rusty rod!

Dylan: How am I still alive after the blood loss?

Aj: I'm an evil author, I can do almost anything. I'll be able to do anything once I'm on sugar-high. Now shut up so I can poke you in peace!

Dylan: Aren't rusty rods bad for you? Shouldn't I get a tetanus shot after this?

Aj: You should, but I don't really feel like it. Now shut up!

Aj

Anika: Technically all the votes were tied for us, until Kyle found his way out of her closet and voted for Aj since she's the one who forgot him in the first place.

Aj: I'll kill you all if you're crazy enough to torture me!

Kyle: Should we be scared?

Anika: Yes, we should, but in the mean time, let's just torture her before she breaks loose and kills us.

Send Aj to a Christian School:

Aj: Whoa, whoa, whoa—school? You really are a lot like me, evil.

Religious dude: It's not a normal school. In this school we also get to go to the chapel and pray, read passages from the bible, sing hymns—

Aj: LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKS!

Religious Dude: Just enter the chapel. Nothing bad will happen, unless you're pure evil of course. (Laughs at joke)

Aj: I better stay out here.

Religious Dude: But—

Anika: Do as she says. I don't want her to be barbecued yet.

Religious Dude:…

Make her go amish:

Aj: No electronics! What do you mean no electronics? I need to type something or play Lego Pirates of the Caribbean or add to my blackmail file on my computer—

Anika: So that's where that is.

Amish lady: You also need to cover up your hair and wear this pilgrim style black dress.

Aj: Me no do dresses.

Amish chick: I'm afraid you have to—

Aj: Not listening! Lalalalalalalalalalala!

Smurfs: Lalalalalalala, sing a happy song! Lalalalalalalalala, sing all day long!

Anika: Guys! She wasn't singing your song! Get out of here!

Aj: I will get my revenge Anika!

All

Therapy session by PandaswithBazookas:

Dr. Aj: Now tell me what you're problem are? Remember, I'm being paid by the second so talk quick.

Percy: Is it safe that you're the therapist? Don't you need therapy.

Dr. Aj: Just shut up and tell me your problems. I have revenge to plan.

Max: Fine, pushy much? Well I was raised for ten years in a scientific lab with a bunch of other mutations by evil scientists that we call whitecoats. Blablablablabla—

2 hours and a seven-book franchise later

Dr. Aj: So let me get this straight, you have wing on your back, are chased by evil erasers, have a voice in your head, can fly, deal with an evil first grader, have a talking dog, you're the leader of five other mutants, one is blind, but is the best cook out of all of you, and to top it all off you're all trying to stop global warming?

Max: Yep, that's right. All though you did forget the part where I saw myself as an eraser in the mirror and that we all have mutant powers.

Dr. Aj: Silly me. Now what about you, Peewee?

Percy: It's Percy.

Dr. Aj: Do you have a doctor in front of your name?

Percy: Um…no.

Dr. Aj: Then I think it's Peewee, now talk.

Peewee: Fine. Well you see, it started when my evil math teacher tried to kill me—

Dr. Aj: Been there, done that. Anything new?

2 hours and a five series franchise plus a bad movie later

Dr. Aj: So, you are half Greek god, but not just any god, Poseidon. You fight monster that nobody else can see, have blown up your school five times—

Peewee: It was only four times!

Dr. Aj: Again, do you have a doctor title? Then shut up! Your Latin teacher was half horse, your best friend is part donkey—

Peewee: Goat.

Dr. Aj: Shut up. There are hundreds of descendants of the Greek gods and there may or may not be roman ones too? You are a bunch of ADHD teenagers, yet you defeated the titan lord, who just happened to possess a guy in his early twenties who was a child of Hermes?

Peewee: Yep.

Dr. Aj: Okay evil erasers and Greek descendants. I think I have the perfect solution for you two. You get to wear pretty jackets that hug you and live in a rubber room!

Peewee: That sounds cool.

Max: you mean a mental house?

Peewee: Wait, a what house?

Dr. Aj: Times up! That will be $679,289,928,922,900,228,220. And I want it in cash. NOW.

Have Max and Aj cook for everyone:

Aj: I don't really think I'm a worse cook then Max—

Anika: You are. Trust me.

Iggy: I doubt that.

Max: Then we'll have a competition and all of you have to judge.

Gazzy: But—

Anika: ALL of you. Otherwise this wouldn't be in the all category.

Percy: Why are Annabeth, Nico, and I here? We don't even remember these guys.

Aj: ALL is lost on you, isn't it Peewee?

Percy: Stop calling me that!

Iggy: Okay so the judges are Fang, Dylan, Moi', Gazzy, Annabeth, Nico, and Peewee.

Percy: Oh come on!

Gazzy: What about Angel and Nudge? Why don't they have to be tortured?

Anika: Because there's a copyright limit on how many characters on two fandom's you can torture before the old geezers get to help.

Rick: Pretty please?

James: I'll be your best buddy!

Aj: For the last time, we said NO! Dylan's alive, Maya's there, Fang's OOC, and don't even get me started about Percabeth.

Both: Awww.

Anika: Just start cooking now!

3 explosions and a false bomb squad visit later:

Iggy: Oh my god, Aj. Why is your burger blue?

Aj: It's a smurf burger.

Fang: Max, what's this stuff in your macaroni and cheese?

Max: I refuse to answer that until I speak to my lawyer!

All: Let's just go to Chick Fil A instead!

Max: But what about our food?

Iggy: But Chick Fil A has it's own theme song!

Aj: EAT OR ELSE!

[All sit down]

Max: Now while you chocke and vomit, we're going to Texas Roadhouse.

Aj: And all of the exits are sealed off. You'll soon see that escape is impossible.

Gazzy: So who is worse?

Percy: Does it matter? We're all going to die now.

[Others nod solemnly]

Trapped with a sugar high Aj:

Anika: So this one got a lot of popularity the last time so we decided to have it return. I gave Aj all the candy at the movie theater, three icees, twelve brownies, 3 pies, 2 ultra chocolate cakes, 2 dozen cupcakes, a gallon of popcorn, and 3 HUGE cheesecakes from the cheesecake factory. And then we locked her with Fang, Dylan, Percy, Annabeth, Max, Angel, and Thalia inside a room with a lot of shiny things.

Aj: Where are we? Who are you? My zombie monkey's name is Senor Gustav Gregorivich Princeton George. Or for short, Bob. I'm going to take over the world and you will be my minions! Now watch this video of Voldemort doing a creep hug and laugh for ten minutes straight!

Annabeth: And this is what a dumb blonde looks like.

Aj: I'm not a dumb blonde! I'm an evil, ADD, violent blonde! Ooohhh, are those things shiny?

Percy: Maybe we can sneak out of here while she's distracted.

Aj: Pretty pretty, shiny shiny! Ooohhh sharp!

Dylan: Uh oh.

Aj: [Tears down metal door with bare hands]

Fang: How did she do that?

Max: Sugar high is like a safe steroid. I would know from my cookie addiction. When someone's on sugar high, anything is possible.

Percy: So what's she doing now?

Thalia: I think she's gathering all of those sharp things.

Aj: Oh Anika! It's revenge time for torturing me and using me as a guinea pig!

Anika: I did not see this one coming. Ahhhhhh!

Aj: And that's it. Hope you enjoyed it. Personally, I like The Duo's bonus chapter better, but the first is always the best. Anyways, I have a new poll on my profile and tell me what story you want me to work on next, Iggy or The Forbidden Quest? And what was your favorite torture in this? And I'd just like to thank anyone who read and reviewed this, it means a lot. -Aj.