Hey guys! It used to be Blackice1234, but I changed it!

This is a profile inside of another profile inside of a third profile inside of a fourth profile...
(You just got profile-ceptioned your mind has been blown)

Goodness... an entire page all devoted to me... Seriously, I'm not that interesting. hmmmmm lets see...

Name:My name is Maxine

Age: I am 16 years old

Gender: Obvously I'm a girl... You shouldn't find many guys on fan fiction... sorry guys!

Sport or occupation: I swim... I don't have a job yet

Hometown: I was born on a secret planet, where everyone is a pony, and they eat rainbows and poop butterflies. Don't believe me? Ask my parents.

Hobbies: I loooove to read, I always get lost in books.

1 Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

this thing called "grokking" Grok is a martian word... Daniel X By James Patterson

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

A bar disconnecting my family room from my kitchen...

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

hmmm Phineas and Ferb with my 9 year old brother... OH THE TORTURE!!!(The show... not my brother)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

5:50

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

5:52... wow I'm good

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The laundry machine

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Looking at a stray cat in our backyard

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A fan fic

9. What are you wearing?

Blue shirt from my summercamp, and navy blue cargo shorts...

10. Did you dream last night?

Probably, but I just don’t remember it.

11. When did you last laugh?

At a text message my friend sent me...

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A fat guy running down the street with his shirt of... yeah fat guys need to keep themsevels covered up...

14. What do you think of this quiz

sort of stockerish... but I can deal

15. What is the last film you saw?

Shark Tale with my brother... I do a lot of things with him...

16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

BOOKS!!!!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

Um stocker much? And how in the heck would a quiz know stuff about me? creepy...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Get rid of Justin Beiber

19. George Bush:

Um…

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Either Zoey, Crystina, or Max

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Nick, Jake, or Jason

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

NO

Religion: Christian

Favorite books: Ready, here comes a whole buch...

Maximum Ride

Hush Hush (Just read it! Omigosh! It was A-MAZ-ING!)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

The Red Pyramid' The throne of fire

Impossible

I'd I tell you I love you, but then I'd have to kill you

The Jellicoe Road (weird name I know)

Harry Potter

Daniel X

Witch & Wizard/ The gift

The kingdom keepers

Eragon and the rest of the series

An abundance of Katherines

Need/Captivate/Entice

The hunger games

Oh. My. gods.

The mortal instrument series

Divergent

Delerium

Life as we knew it

Shiver/Linger/Forever

Wings/ Spells

The riddles of Epsilon

Beautiful Creatures/ Darkness

Kissed by an Angel/ Evercrossed

Uglies/pretties/specials/extras

Matched

Nobodies' Princess

The heros of Olympus

Fearless

And thats about it...

Ok, so i have two stories I thought wuld be fitting for this profile, and the funny thing is that these stories are TRUE!!!!!

Story 1

A women was extremely terafied of black people, because she had had a bad expeirience with one as a younger child. One morning in a hotel, she stepped into the elavator to go down for breakfast. There just so happened to be two black men standing right next to her. Terrafied, she pushed herself against the wall and stood still. One of the black men looked at her questioningly. "Uh ma'm are you going to hit the floor?" He asked. The women looked at him and literately hit the floor screaming. The two black men began laughing at her. Mortified, the women walked out on the next floor they came to and hurried up to her room.

Three days later the same women walked back into her room after breakfast to find a vase of 11 roses with 3 100 dollar bills wrapped around each rose. As she carefully dug through the vase she found a small letter. She opened it and began to read. It read: Thanks for a great laugh - Shequille o neil and Eddie merphy

story 2... this one is very sad...

One morning, to lovers were riding down the street on a motorcycle. The girl was beginning to question there relationship whil the guy was thinking of asking the girl to marry him. "Jason," The girl said. "I think that it is about time that we broke up" The boy looked at her with pain on his face and handed her a small letter. The girl shriugged and place the note in her pocket. "Jason, please take me home." The girl said.

The boy turned the motorcycle into the turning lane, and just as they were beginning to turn, a drunk driver smashed into there tiny vehicle. The boy passed a day later, whereas the girl miraculously survived.

A few days later, at the boy's funeral, she remembered the letter she had recieved before the boy's death.

Carefully pulling it out of her pocket, she unfolded it and opened it up.

It read:

Dearest Lizbet,

Without your love... I would die.

Favorite Quotes:

Don't find love, lit Love find you... thats why its called
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In love, becase you don't force yourself to fall, you just do

Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with a bease
Jasmine loved a poor man
Ariel spent her life on land
We learn to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person PERFECTLY

Yesterday is history, tommorow is a mystery but today is a gift... that is whay it is called "present"

Boredom is a magial thing

You get it? Got it?... Good

If a guy can do it... then a girl can do it even better...

Yes, I have the ability, but do I want to do it... now thats a different story...

Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my gosh dang soda

sometimes i wonder 'why is that frizbee getting bigger' and then it hits me

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me...

Hey ppl, did ya notice that if you put the first letter of the flocks name in a certain order (Iggy, Max, Fang, Angel, Nudge, and Gazzy) you get the word... I-M F-A-N-G. How awesome is that?

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Real friends don't let you do stupid things—alone

Your opinion is unimportant.

Hating me won't make you any prettier. Nice try though.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up

I have ADD and a box of markers... oh the fun i will have

I vill now destroy duh Snickuhs bahrs.

If your planning to misbehave, just remember, that I have a big stick. (Ok, I just thought I would tell you, that my dad said this, we were totally laughing hysterically.)

Pretty girls TURN HEADS me and my girls BREAK NECKS

Many years ago, I let a single tear fall into the ocean... the day I find every molecule of that same tear, is the day I'll stop loving you

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN AND WHY THEY ARE CONSIDERED DIABOLICAL

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,

"They will in a minute."

3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

4. One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the sink. She suddenly notices that her mother had several strands of whitehair on her head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Momma?"

Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something to make me sad or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

The little girl pondered this revelation for a while, then said, Momma, how come ALL of Grandma's hairs are white?"

5. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

6. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

"Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Things I must not do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this year’s Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTH" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class sky-clad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

39) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

40) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

41) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

42) I will not lick Trevor.

43) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

44) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

45) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously.

46) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

47) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

48) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not an acceptable career choice.

49) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

50) But yes, I will do it all anyway.

Real Actual lables on things!

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (oh but mom! Thats the only time of day when I can work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Uh ok? Shoplifter's special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Remind me how to do that again?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (hehe... oops...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." ( no and I thought it would be cold... )

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah, that would be a great way to avoid accidents! Having children not drive after taking meds.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Why exactly am I taking this again?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Um... where else would I put them?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (How do I eat the nuts again? is it chew then swallow? or swallow then chew?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (NO I refuse to believe that this costume will not make me fly! If superman can do it then I can to!

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On an Iron: Do not Iron clothes on body...(But that coud save SO much time!)

List your twelve favorite Maximum Ride Characters in no particular order:

1. Iggy

2. Nudge

3. Gazzy

4.Angel

5.Jeb

7.Akila

8.Max

9.Anne

10.Dr. Marteinez

11.Ella

12. Fang

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Total and Ella? EWWWWWW

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I think that Angel is CUTE...

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant

I've seen that before and it would work... it would be cute, but only if it is done well... some people make it super cheesy and wrong...

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nope unless she was a side character..

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Uh Nudge and Total? NO WAY!!!!

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

5/10... but it would be kinda gross...

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Akila wouldn't care... but that would be really weird... um MAX!!!!!!!!!

8 Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Um I don't know...

While staying at Dr. Martienez'a house, Gazzy finds that he might be falling for the young girl next door. The girl couldn't possibly like him, but he is falling head over heals for her. With nobody sensibe enough to understand his predicament, who shoud he turn to but Dr. Martenez?

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

yeah, but me personally prefers FAX over Miggy so...

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Um do I have to answer this one? Cuz that would be seriously weird...

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

Angel...de-flowering Iggy? oooook weird...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

um I don't really know...

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

um maybe... I've never seen one if they do soooo

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

NO

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Um I really don't know this one cuz I don't exactly know enough bout the character soooo

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

I guess I might use Torn... The band that writes this song's name escapes me...

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: May not be suitable for anyone under the ages of 1,000,000 so in this case... no one

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Hey Nudge? I was wonderin' did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Cuz like I thought you were an Angel sent to me from heaven... *Nudge slaps some sense into Iggy and stalks of*

15 things to do at Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8 Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9 While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"

13 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15 Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

haha so my friend and I came up with this absolutely insane acronym, and it's really long and funny so I figured... why not put it on my profile? So here it is:

LMBOSHMSFOAIDMT

Laughing my butt off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco.

YE OL' COPY PASTE SECTION

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won't repost it?

If you aren't ashamed to state that you believe in God and Jesus, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2000 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'butterfly, Enrica (i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, inuyasha1106, kamiry, VampireMistressNuricoUzumaki, Jasper's Delicate Angel, FAXfan, hakilund, Maximum-Ride-Addict22, Fangslittlegirl08, Blackice1234

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison or Jacob/Taylor Lautner are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors! :D:D:D:D:D

HEY EVERYONE!!!! READ THIS!!!!! The 7th Maximum Ride book comes out February 14, 2011!! Which I know is in like FOREVER!! Its called Angel: A Maximum Ride Novel! Heres what its about... In the seventh book in the bestselling series, evil scientists are still trying to convince Max that she needs to save the world, this time by providing the genetic link in speeding up the pace of evolution. Worse, they're trying to convince her that her perfect mate is Dylan, the newest addition to the flock. The problem is that, despite herself, Max is starting to believe it. Fang travels the country collecting his own gang of evolved humans, but the two separate flocks must unite to defeat a frightening doomsday cult whose motto is Save the Planet: Kill the Humans. And this time, the true heroine, for once, might just be little Angel.

IF YOU THINK THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME COPY IT ON YOUR PROFILE SO THAT THE WORLD CAN SEE!

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.

2. Write down your favorite color out of yellow, red, black, blue, and green.

3. Write down your first initial.

4. Write down your month of birth.

5. Write down the color you like more, black or white.

6. Write down the name of a person the same gender as you.

7. Write down your favorite number.

8. Write down your favorite: California or Florida.

9. Write down your favorite: lake or ocean.

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down.

(Don't cheat!)

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you chose...

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed, and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is...

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in...

Jan-Mar: This year will be very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the better.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you chose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you chose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you chose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are also very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

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MAXIMUM RIDE FAN QUESTIONS:

1. Do you think Iggy is hot?

Hmmm I guess it depends on my mood.

2. Did you cry when Ari died?

I was kind of disappointed, but I didn't cry considering how many times he tried to killed the flock...

3. Do you think Fang is hot?

Is that a trick question? No freaking DUH!!!!!!!!!

4. How do you pronounce Ari's name?

Are-ree

5. Do you laugh every time you read the name Mr. Chu?

Oh yes...

6. -SPOILER ALERT- In MAX, did you laugh hysterically when Total started talking about marriage?

I made a genuine WTH? face, and kept reading

7. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you squeal at all the faxness in MAX?

Definetely! I had been waiting for that since STWAOES... Go FAX!!!!!!!!

8. Did you angrily throw your book across the room when the flock split up?

I growled, and chucked my book at the wall, and refused to read it for about 5 minutes... Then I caved and kept reading...
My book is officially missing a page... Haha... oops...

9. Who is your favorite character?

Either Fang or Max... or possibly Iggy

10. Do you like Jeb?

I don't know, it changes all the time.

11. -SPOILER ALERT- Were you making a genuine "WTH"face when Max and Fang grew gills?

Oh yeah...

12. Did you think MAX was better than TFW?

Yeah, I didn't like TFW... any Maximum Ride book beats it by a loooong shot

13. -SPOILER ALERT- Did you get slightly fed up with Nudge and Angel's slight attitudes in MAX?

SLIGHTLY FED UP?! Understatement of the century! with Angel anyway... Nudge didn't really bother

14. Which book is your all time favorite?

Either SOF or STWAOES

15. If the flock had a theme song, what would it be?

I guess I can imagine Max or Nudge singing Breakaway... but thats about it...

16. Have you ever imagined the flock as a band playing whatever song comes up when listening to your iPod?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!

17. Who do you think the voice should be?

I really don't know that one, At one time I thought it was Jeb, but that would be wayyyy to obvious, so I dunno that one

18. Do you think one or more members of the flock should learn to play an instrument?

Iggy should play the drums... And Fang a guitarist :)

19. What bugged you the most about TFW?

First of all Brigid, second of all, I didn't like the idea of the flock trying to stop global warming. I guess I just didn't like the book at all, but it was Maximum Ride so I kept reading it...

20. MIGGY or FAX?

FAX ALL THE WAY!!!!!!

Type your name: blackice1234

Type your name with your elbow: blackice1234 (Winner!!!!!)

Type your name with your nose: ghoqdfii8cde312234(Fail!!!!)

Type your name with your head: y67uy6354rt7u54rt (You all know its there! look REALLY close!)

Type your name with your chin: ,Z m, j cdx1b (Um... I got the B)

Type your name with your tongue: blackice1234 (PERFECT!!!!)

More Funny quotes:

'Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!'
'I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends'
'People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.'
'An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed...'
'One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject'
'Ever stop to think...and forget to start again?'
'There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...'
'Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back'
'A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.'
'They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.'
'Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry'
'It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird'
'A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking'
'I can resist everything except temptation.'
'Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.'
'Love doesn't make the world go round, Love is what makes the ride worthwhile'
'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'Come over to the good side, we have the Flock and chocolate'
'Life made sense... until I talked to my friends.'
'apparently 1 in 6 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.'

Fun Stuff to do I an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Arguing with yourself is normal. It's when you argue with yourself and lose that's weird.

Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun.

Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me

Be strong and couragerous, do not be terrified, do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

I'M A SPECIAL CHILD AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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