About Me:

Name: Shiinmaru-dono (Like I was actually going to tell you my name...)
Age: "Secrets make a woman a woman!" From Detective Conan/Case Closed
Gender: Female (Duh!)
Country: I'll give you a hint, its official language is English
Favorite Quote(s): "Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice." Anon. "Disrespect Presented, Present Disrespect." Anon.

Favorite Yaoi Parings:

Naruto
"ItachiXNaruto

Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy
SephirothXSora
AxelXSora
CloudXSquall/Leon
SephirothXSquall/Leon

Teen Titans
SladeXRobin

Harry Potter
Severus SnapeXHarry Potter
Lucius MalfoyXHarry Potter
Lord Voldemort/Tom RiddleXHarry Potter
Lucius MalfoyXSeverus SnapeXHarry Potter

Death Note
Raito YagamiXL

Fullmetal Alchemist
Roy MustangXEdward Elric

DN ANgel
DarkXKrad
SatoshiXDaisuke

Bleach
ByakuyaXRenji
KenpachiXIchigo
AizenXIchimaru
AizenXIchigo

Detecive Conan/Case Closed
Shinnichi KudoXKaito Kid

And there are like a few dozen more but I'm too lazy to list them...

Borrowed From My Friend, Chibified Youkai 101 Who Borrowed It From Someone Else:

Stop Flamers Now!

No more shall we tolerate flamers that flame for stupid reasons such as for pairings, who wrote the story, and just because they can!

Copy and paste this into your profile if you want to join the organization called "Stop Flamers Now!"

For those of you who just have to flame, here some basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off you're skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.

Borrowed from dragonrider713

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Poppyleaf, dragonrider713, Shiinmaru-dono

Borrowed From Moondrop Flower,

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Borrowed From Mrs. Optimus Prime

A list of stereotypes that should stop. If you think they should stop too, post this onto your profile. And bold the ones you are if you wish:

I can't help pointing out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I don't CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I don't like THE SUN, so I MUST be an Albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be lesbian.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I dress in UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I hang out with a former PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE GIRLS, so I MUST be a player.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I have A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I have hair that gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.

I have STRAIGHT 'A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I WATCH (or READ or WRITE) PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I wear A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm a FEMALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants and ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay or just want to get into the girl cheerleaders' pants.

I'm a guy who wears TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape and want to get with every single girl I see.

I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a MALE NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my penis.

I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs, wear black and date only other punks.

I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.

I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick.

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is a murderer.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 and super sexy.

I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken, watermelons, kool-aid and believe that Jesus wuz a brotha.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big butt.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers and talk with a funny accent.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a terrorist.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have aids and be after every straight guy around.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean and worship the devil.

I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cats.

I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak and think I'm all knowing.

I'm into THEATER AND ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins and worship Satan.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy and wear socks with sandals.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie and Hollister.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall, white, blonde, blue-eyed, lesbian.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.

I'm WHITE and have BLACK friends, so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

Borrowed from Hallas

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that
hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy
behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has
legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed
at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites,
and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun
marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay
couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to
marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs
more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight
parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like
ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country.
That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model
at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents
to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could
never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to
cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Copy this to your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Borrowed from Sora-sama91

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!