Blood Witch

By Shiinmaru-dono & Sho-dono

Chapter 1

Shiinmaru-dono: Hey my fans (critics)! It's Shiinmaru-dono back from the grave and I have finally defeated The Writer's Block! This is my first fanfic with Sho-dono and it's an ArtemisXOC. Yes, my fans (critics), I mean Artemis Fowl. My co-author and I are making him as gay as a jay bird AND, he's going to wear a thong in one or more of the chapters! (Emphasis on "more.") #hear hysterical laughter in background; "Sho-dono! Stop laughing and SPEAK! Do the damn disclaimer!"#

Sho-dono: #still laughing# ok #laugh# we do not own #laughing fit# Artemis Fowl in any and all forms laugh! Happy now? #laugh#

Shiinmaru-dono: No, but it'll have to do…On with the fic!

(In Background)

Zanza: twitch I can't believe they're doing this…At least it's not ArtemisxButler…

There are two things in this world that Artemis Fowl hated more than anything: fast food and American airlines. To his utter detest, he was stuck on an American airlines flight heading to Gainesville, Georgia. For the life of him, he couldn't figure out why he needed to attend high school in Gainesville, he just knew he NEEDED to. Artemis felt that something big was about to happen and he hated not knowing what it was. Butler sat quietly next to Artemis; reading some book called Sweep, whatever that was about. Artemis was about to complain to Butler about the enormous waste of money purchasing first class tickets was when the Fowl family owned a jet, when he was cut off by the ringing of his cell phone.

"What?" Artemis growled; Butler set his book down when he heard Artemis' tone.

"What crawled up your ass and died, Mud Boy?" Holly's voice came over the phone.

Artemis' eyes widened when he realized who he was talking to, "Eheh. Greetings Holly, was there a reason you called?"

"Oh so the second you realize that the person you're talking to can beat the shit out of you, you become polite…" Holly's rant continued on for several minutes before she finally got to the point. "Anyway I need you to go to Gainesville to investigate some magical disturbances that have been taking place there. I don't care how you get there, just get there. Ya hear?"

Artemis, who had been ignoring to the ranting female elf, was surprised to her that she wanted him to go to a place that he was already at. "Um, Holly, I'm already at Gainesville. I enrolled to go to school here to see if they were any better than St. Bartleby's." he stated simply.

"YOU WHAT!? How? No, wait. Scratch that; this is you I'm talking to."

Elsewhere…

"Liam Fianna Morgan! Get down here or you'll miss breakfast!" Mother Alanna, the nun who ran Home for the Lost (an orphanage in Gainesville,) yelled. The boy Mother Alanna (fondly called "Habit") was calling tended to oversleep.

The boy's name was, obviously, Liam Fianna Morgan, a blind high school junior. Liam was about six feet two inches, white haired, with eyes that changed color with his shirts. Currently, Liam was wearing his favorite outfit; form-fitting jeans, a black t-shirt saying "Seme: It's better on top," high-heeled boots, and a white trench coat with an innumerable amount of black buckles. Liam was sixteen and still lived at the orphanage; he'd been there since the death of his entire family when he was seven. Liam was the oldest (next to Habit) and was the idol of his fellow orphans.

"I'm commin', Habit! Keep your dress on!" Liam yelled back. Little did Liam Fianna Morgan know that his life was about to change.

Back With Artemis (Later)…

Artemis had finished talking with Holly and was currently on his way to his new school, Pine Leaf High. He was sitting in the back of the black limousine that Butler had rented when they drove past a large, extravagant mansion. "It seems that not everyone in this place is a commoner." Artemis commented idly.

Butler sighed. Why did Artemis always have to judge people by how much money they had? Butler spotted the school a few minutes later; it was large, that was for sure but he was surprised by how many students there were and their sense of style. Butler glanced forward and immediately slammed on the brakes when he saw that a boy was crossing the road in front of him. 'Damn kid! Didn't he see me coming?' It was then that he noticed the white cane the boy was using to tap the road in front of him. 'Oh, no wonder he didn't stop walking.' He glanced over his shoulder at Artemis and saw that the child prodigy was picking himself off the floor. "Are you alright Artemis?"

"I'm fine, Butler. Care to tell me why you stopped?" Artemis asked testily.

"A boy decided to cross the street at the same time I was driving."

"Why didn't he look both ways first?" Artemis was gritting his teeth; he had hit his head and quite possibly sprained his wrist. In short; Artemis hurt.

"It seems that the boy is blind; he has a white pointer cane." By now the boy had stopped on the other side of the street, and blindly gazed in the general direction of the black limo that had almost hit him. The boy walked over to the driver's side of the car and tapped on the window twice.

"Is there some reason you were speeding in a school zone?" the boy asked.

Shiinmaru-dono: #snickers# Butler should know better than to speed in a school zone. snickers Anyway, I'll give a cookie to whoever can tell me who Butler nearly ran down.

Sho-dono: I wanna cookie; gimme a cookie, please. #begging look#

Shiinmaru-dono: No, you don't deserve one! Shiinmaru-dono out!