Here's a shortcut to knowing just how quirky I am:

Favorite Fandom?

I seem to always come back to Naruto, though my tastes have become more and more obscure in terms of pairings.

Favorite ship in said fandom?

fem!Naru x Itachi (What? I have a thing for bad boys who are actually misunderstood good guys.)

Favorite all time ship?

Ummmm...can I back to you on that?

What do I like to read?

Basically anything. I have a special love though for rule 63 and poly-ships.

What don't I like to read?

AU's in general, but especially high school and modern day! AU's; pregnancy; OC's, especially male OC's

Favorite color?

Purple

Favorite food?

Green Tea Mochi (consider it my version of ramen)

Favorite genre to write?

Angst. (Yeah, we're gonna leave it at that.)

Favorite household appliance? (Weren't expecting that, huh?)

My stand mixer. I love to bake, so I use it quite a bit.

Favorite electronic?

My computer.

Top Ten (ish) All-Time Favorite Anime Characters:

1. Hyuga Junpei (Kuroko no Basket)

2. Yuri Katsuki (Yuri! On Ice!)

3. Victor (Yuri! On Ice!)

4. Uchiha Itachi (Naruto)

5. Kuroko Tetsuya (Kuroko no Basket)

6. Echizen Ryoma (Prince of Tennis)

7. Hyuuga Neji (Naruto)

8. Fujioka Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)

9. Nara Shikamaru (Naruto)

10. Morinozuka Takashi [Mori-senpai] (Ouran Highschool Host Club)

Top Ten Favorite Anime:

1. Scum's Wish Brother's Conflict

2. Yuri!! on Ice

3. Prince of Tennis

4. Puella Magi! Madoka Magica

5. Kiss him, not me!

6. Ouran High School Host Club

7. Kuroko no Basket

8. Dive!!

9. Dr. Stone

10. Naruto

For PJO FANS:

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

For TKC FANS:

Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.

TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.

Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.

TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.

Normal people: Name their dog Fido.

TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.

Normal people: Say OMG!

TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)

Normal people: Are scared of snakes.

TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!

Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.

TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements.

Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat

TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.

Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.

TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE! :

10 reasons why I hate Edward

1 He is controlling

2 He is a JERK

3 He acts like he is an all knowing person when really he is being an idiot

4 He thinks he can do no wrong

5 He says he loves her then he leaves

6 He is a liar

7 Says they won't be part of her life when really you are her life

8 Looks and acts like an asswipe in movies

9 He says he knows better but really doesn't

10 He BROKE her heart in the middle of the WOODS

Ask yourself the following questions:

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you've ever wished you could go into a book/the TV and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

What Would Finnick Do...Say something flirty

What Would Johanna Do...Say something sarcastic

What Would Prim Do...Heal someone/something

What Would Ms.Everdeen Do...Block everyone/everything out

What Would Rue Do...Ask about someones fake relationship. or say something sweet

What Would Katniss Do...Hunt in the forest

What Would Gale Do...Rant about something unfair and injustice

What Would Cato Do...Kill someone/something

What Would Marvel Do...laugh at something/with someone/make a joke

What Would Foxface Do...Eat some berries

What would Thresh Do...Be indifferent

What Would Peeta Do...Bake some bread/throw bread at people's heads

these are the utensils that are essential to life... Use them wisely in the time of need

“I don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.”

― Eminem

Check this out...

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rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Hunger Games:

F- Is for friends who kill together!

U- Is for U R DEAD!

N- Is for anywhere anytime at all! (as long we're in the arena)

Out in The Hunger Games!

Person 1: I'm a Harry Potter fan. I wish I could go to Hogwarts!

Person 2: I'm a Percy Jackson fan. I wish i could go to Camp Halfblood!

Person 3: I'm a Hunger Games fan and I... Never mind, I'm good.

I find it weird how in movies and books people NEVER use the bathroom to pee or something. I mean in the hunger game about a month or so without peeing has to cause some issues, bladder infections,ect. ect. I mean get real you gots to pee every 8 hours or you get an infection. Hell I had to pee two hours ago and now i got to pee again come on books let your people pee it's unnaturalFRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid, I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all; I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake, I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm sradishing to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I sradish to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight, my daddy
Murdered me.
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will hide in your suitcase.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dig an escape tunnel with your plastic spork after theirs breaks.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOOOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

That boy you punched in the hall today? Committed suicide a few minutes ago

The boy you called lame? He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the stairs the other day?She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of because of his ugly scars? He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. You think you know them. Guess what? You don't!

Repost this if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't ,but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart.

-sMoShFiRe

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs. later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Words to live by

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You just off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell going "We f'ed up, huh?"

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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I hide behind a smile.

I hide behind a laugh.

I hide behind kind words.

I hide behind a mask.

Behind my mask is a tired, scared and distrusting girl.

Behind my mask is a girl who has been betrayed one too many at a young age.

Behind my mask is a girl who has experiences many, but hasn't seen far.

Behind my mask, I am human.

I ask myself: Why is life difficult?

I ask myself: Is it because I have yet found myself?

I ask myself: How long do I have to be strong for everybody?

I ask myself: But why? But how?

For a long time, I have known that I have been different. Introverted. A dreamer. Misplaced.

For a long time, I have wanted to validate my existence. To not feel numb.

No, I am not depressed, this is who I am. This is how I think.

This is how I grew up. Open-minded. Experienced, yet I haven't seen all.

They call me a genius, yet I know nothing.

I feel as if I am a wingless bird trapped within a cage. Trapped within a trap.

I wish to escape...

I wish to fly...

I wish to feel the wind groom through my feathers with the sky as my only companion.

I wish to breathe.

But why? But how?

Behind my mask, I am only human.

-Mari (5/5/2017 11:40pm PST)

Repost if you feel the same and add your name, date and time. No matter how far apart we are, no matter how many people there are on this planet that have access to the internet, I guarantee you this, out of the 7 billion breathing on Mother Earth there are others out there that feel the same way you do, think the same way. You are not alone. We are one in heart and soul. this on your profile if you hate racism.

Open up Microsoft Word. Put the font on 42, and type in Q33 NY (The plane no. of the 9/11 bombing and the initials of New York). Highlight what you typed, then change the font to Wingdings. If the result made the hair on the back of your neck stand up, copy and paste.