Yes, Itachi's emotional and physical well-being is his first and only priority. No, Sasuke does not have anything remotely resembling a plan to ensure this. It's fine, honestly.

Naruto wants a shinobi animal. Hiruzen figures the egg in the research department could use an owner. A very sharp-toothed reptile creature crawls out. Warning: Blood and eating things, Velociraptors are meat-eaters, so be warned.

The Jikan Phenomenon is something that the Uchiha rarely talk about. The sharingan and it's capabilities when it comes to space and time are largely unexplored. The sharingan has many techniques that, with enough training, the wielder can control. The Jikan Phenomenon is not one of them. Sasuke-centric Time Travel AU (GEN/PRE-SLASH)

Uzumaki Naruto wakes up one day to find out that his life has been turned into a RPG game, thanks to his 'Gamer' ability. What should he do about this? Smart(er) Naruto. Elements of Romance Games included in later chapters, so possible upgrade to M later. NarutoxHarem. Now has a TVTropes page!

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

A small bit of advice from Kakashi before the start of the semi-finals of the Chunin Exams leads Naruto down a path he would have never have followed in canon. A path that will lead Naruto to new places, and new discoveries about him and his family's past. Who knew? AU, Strong Naruto, Pairings to be announced.

...because you can't simply use Tsukuyomi on a bloody seven-year-old and not expect serious consequences.

When the Yondaime said he'd like to try an experiment Naruto Sasuke and Sakura think nothing other than yes please. Only . . . this wasn't the result they had in mind. Poor Kakashi doesn't understand why his new team of genin suddenly have a large disliking for his favourite Hokage, and Itachi isn't having fun figuring out what's wrong with his dear baby brother. TimeTravel Team7

"You're mad." he stated flatly. Amber eyes merely danced with mirth across from him, even as the hounds clawed at the walls outside. He continued to wonder how it was that he'd gotten himself in this situation? "Well," a smooth voice murmured, smiling widely. "I've been called worse." A compilation of stories about two clans and the fool who got caught between them. Myth AU SI-OC

Sasuke Uchiha wakes up after a four month coma, and nothing is alright.

Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

"However, for those who master medical ninjutsu, these people are praised in the shinobi ranks for saving lives." No one could've known that those words that Iruka spoke during a lesson in the academy could have changed Naruto's life forever. Watch out everyone, Naruto is back more badass than every! Smart!Naruto, Medic!Naruto, Strong!Naruto (not god-like). Naruto X Shikamaru

Sakura traveled back in time with the intent of changing everything, but something went wrong, and now she's a four-year-old civilian having nightmares about impossible monsters and losing friends she has yet to meet.

Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.

A rewrite of Sakura. In which a blunt, and eccentric OC is placed into the body of Sakura Haruno at the start of the series. Nothing at all could possibly go wrong. -COMPLETE-

Between demons, the soothing voice in his mind and the constant roar of thunder, Sasuke discovers there is more than meets the eye. Snakes lurk underneath Konoha's soil while poison seeps through the Uchiha clan's cracks. He knows that fire burns, but it is lightning that blinds.

People always talk about how great the Sharingan is, 'it can see through any genjutsu' 'It can recreate any ninjutsu' 'It can predict the future.' But I never really believed them. Not until I unlocked my own pair, and made a startling discovery, "Itachi-nii I can see new colors!" Yeah, I may not have been the most noble of Uchiha, but hey, at least I was having fun? SI/OC

Basic medicine and sanitation are simple. During the Warring Clans era, they become revolutionary. [OC-Insert]

"To think this human is an Ootsutsuki descendant..." After pouring Chakra into a weird Fuuin in the Forbidden Scroll, something never seen before awakens in Naruto. Something which greatly pleases the Kyuubi.

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

If you are the only one to remember something, did it still happen? Time travel doesn't always work the first time, it doesn't even always work the second time; Naruto knows this well. Going back to live through your childhood again is a small price to pay to avoid the end of the world...if he ever succeeds, that is. Thankfully, he's not as alone in this adventure as he assumes.

"However strong you become, never seek to bear everything alone. If you do, failure is certain." Being Uchiha Itachi is as much a blessing as it is a curse, because most problems can be solved with a precise application of violence. Except, you know, the important ones. SI. fem!Itachi. Sequel Posted! - Legal Blindness, on my profile.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

[MDZS] [LXC/JGY] Wei Wuxian is the only mistake Lan Wangji ever made, and Lan Xichen is left to pick up the pieces every time.

The night before the Academy Exam, Naruto meets a stranger who grants him a power or two. The kicker? Naruto is unaware of this! As a result, Naruto passes without shadow clones. But the multiverse will take notice of the newest Blessed, who is on a journey to power beyond belief. Harem, gradually OP and pervy but in an OP and pervy setting.

Reincarnation. In an anime. As a blind Uchiha. You've gotta be kidding me. [OC-Insert]

Staring at the rapidly expanding pool of blood inching its way towards him; Sasuke thinks that this is the first time in his life he's ever been awake. (reincarnation fic)

When a man wakes up and finds himself in the body of Sasuke Uchiha, his world ends. He knows the story— knows just how much he'll suffer— and he doesn't like it. He hates it. But more than anything, he's terrified.

Shisui had been eight when his soulmark had finally appeared, scripted across his chest in a flowing feminine script. While he had been elated that he had been given a soulmate, the string of unintelligible nonsense now inked onto his chest had put a damper on the feeling. (Soulmark AU)

just a poem that came to mind while reading other fanfic. I put it in this category because I could just imagine a childish naruto asking these questions.

When Naruto is told that she has only two months to get married, or risk losing her chance to be Hokage, she's completely furious, and confused. After all, who will she find to marry in such short time? Thankfully, her secret best friend Sasuke is in pretty much the same boat... FemNaru/Sasu

In a world of death gods, murder and sociopathic geniuses, Hatake Kakashi fits right in. A Naruto and Death Note crossover story. AU.

Being born in a new world mainly sucks because kids don't get to do cool stuff like excessive drinking and indiscriminate murder... for the most part. (In which a near-encyclopedic knowledge of a fictional world isn't as great as everyone else says it is.) [AU, OC-Insert] Inspired by Branches, the good SI fics (You know who you are), and Coffey Grain Whisky.

Naruto Uzumaki needed a roommate to help cover her living expenses. Shisui Uchiha needed a place to crash after long missions. So they reached a compromise. FemNarutoxShisui

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

Kakashi dies to Pain's attack and wakes up in another world. It's a world where Kakashi hadn't failed Obito's final wish and sacrificed himself for Rin's sake instead. It's a Konoha too similar, yet so different that Kakashi can't bear to impose. So he doesn't – not as 'Kakashi', at least. Dimension Travel.

Everyone sees the world differently. Namikaze Minato just sees the world a little more differently than usual. "It's not your chaotic evil alignment that's the problem, Orochimaru. It's just that if you really wanted to be Hokage, you shouldn't have made charisma your dump stat." (the Gamer!Minato AU you never knew you wanted)

In which a sick little girl changes absolutely nothing and everything. [Reborn OC]

Naruto powers up, much to the chagrin of the village. Scratch that. The universe. [Strong but not OP Naruto]

In a ridiculous attempt to escape his chasers, a drunk Sasuke uses his left eye power to go to the past and somehow decides to bring his best friend along. For Naruto, this is unexpected yet not exactly unwelcomed turn of events. Time travel, AU. Non-massacre. Female Naruto.

The world of shinobi is cruel, and Uzumaki Naruto was born too late to change it: or, the Uchiha Affair goes differently. This is an exploration of a Konoha at war, and the story of a different Team Seven. AU. Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi. Even a generation of failures has its dreams.

Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him. Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

Sasuke never imagined he would be the type to follow a girl halfway across the world to go to college, but here he is...upsetting family tradition, sharing a dorm with a walking travesty that lives on ramen and trying to figure out what exactly baseball has to do with dating. [College AU]

Itachi Uchiha is a strange child, who regularly converses with things no one else can see, drinks far too much tea, and has a strong and unyielding obsession with being the best big brother ever (or, in a world where England is reborn into the Naruto universe, Itachi ends up a little…different).

In which everyone is a dumb asshole, nothing of value is learned, and Kakashi ponders the meaning of life and comes to the wrong conclusions.

The child of prophecy starts his journey to become a best hokage there ever was...at an age of six months...

"There is something very wrong with Naruto Uzumaki."

Tsunade Senju. A true heir of her grandfather's power. Strong-willed, beauty unmatched, embittered by a harsh reality. But when Kushina offers a way to make her own happiness, & sweetens it with the ever-tempting wager, can the two mothers safely steer their sons through the wild & perilous trials of being ninja, fighting demons & a war with a distant continent? ...Don't bet on it.

Team 7 is sent on a mission to investigate a disturbance outside of the village, where they encounter an unconscious girl in a crater. The mysterious Sarada insists she's a shinobi from the Hidden Leaf trying to rescue her teammates. When the team discovers she possesses a Sharingan, things become even more unbelievable. [Part of the Legacy of Fire Series]

Naruto can speak to animals, and as it turns out, they're all apparently dead set on ruining his life.

Sasuke dies and Itachi has to decide exactly what that means for him. cw for suicidal thoughts/intent.

Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Kakashi is given the mission of raising an orphaned Sasuke Uchiha. Then when his dead sensei's son becomes homeless after a suspicious incident, he becomes part of the Hatake household too. And when they find a pink-haired girl all alone in the world, she's welcomed with open arms. AKA the story how the once most isolated ninja in all of Konoha becomes the dad of the future Sannin.

When Sakura graduates from the academy, she suddenly finds her head invaded by the ghost of Uchiha Shisui. Her inner is gone, but not forgotten, and she struggles with impulse control more than ever before. But also, Shisui gives a lot of unsolicited advice - useful and otherwise - and does not shut up. He's not thrilled about current events. Not Shisui/Sakura

Percy and his friends accidentally run over a cat. Not knowing what to do, they of course look up the nearest necromancer to resurrect the kitten. Nico di Angelo has had a lot of weird clients, but this one takes the crown. Especially when Percy becomes a regular. Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

Liza completed her life's work. She was planning on dying happily, she's done what she needed to do. And yet, she wakes up as a distraught Uchiha Sasuke.

Leo finally gathers up the courage to ask Calypso about her character in the Odyssey. Is it true she trapped Odysseus? Did she actually have his children? Did he want to know?

Only the good die young, and Sakura never had the chance to be good. BAMF!Sakura

Sasuke wasn't thrilled when his family moved into their new house. He was even less thrilled to discover that the previous occupant hadn't truly left. Sasusaku supernatural. (In the process of being rewritten. Chapters will be added when I update them from my older, original story). Rated M for some dark themes.

Sasuke face plants a tree and the God of Shinobi tries to play tonsil hockey with him.

A lot of things are taken for granted.

Kiba is all of six years old when he realises that the Inuzuka aren't seen as important as the other big clans. (Day 4 of Kiba Week)

Kushina gets drunk. The next day a giant fox shows up at her door saying that its her overly busty maid and lover with nine tails. This causes her boyfriend Minato to be rather confused. And somehow this was all Mikoto's fault. Parody of Miss Kobyashi's Dragon Maid [one-shot]

In which Nara Temari decides to bring her baby to work and no one can complain about it because she is the best employee in the department.

For a request on Tumblr: Consider: Shisui adopted by the Aburame after the Uchiha Incident, Shisui is discovered to be a suitable host for a kikaichu hive.

Kiba isn't Hokage material. He's just the best out of a few bad options. He's just a temporary band-aid Hokage until someone can take over. Or: Kiba is a brilliant Hokage and everyone but him can see that. (Day 2 of Naruto Week)

Embarrassing childhood stories tend to come back and bite you in the ass. Madara learns that the hard way, in the form of Hashirama's no-filter mouth shouting it out in front of 40,000 very entertained shinobi. Obito gets dragged into the mix. Then Kakashi. Then Naruto. Then Sasuke. It's all great fun (for the remaining 39,995 shinobi, at least). Crackfic.

Unlike his skittish clansmen, Shisui doesn't mind the hospital all that much. He gets to slack off without looking like he's slacking off and sometimes, if he's very lucky, he gets a pretty pink haired medical ninja to patch him up. And whether he let Itachi hit him on purpose... Well, he'll never tell. (AU) Fluff piece.

Just as the weather in Konoah has reached an all-time high Sarada is forced to go bathing suit shopping with her very pregnant mother and overly frustrated father. What mayhem is about to ensue?

Tobi was an idiot. Obito was not. Uchiha Obito planned Infinite Tsukuyomi for nearly two decades, and so it was only natural that once his plan was set into motion, the world fell without even a whisper of resistance. After all, we all know that this is the way the world ends—not with a bang, but a whimper.

The deal was simple. He helps the pretty ghost move on to afterlife, and then he gets a nice, ghost-free apartment with half the rent of his previous place. Win-win. A really late entry to KakaSaku Month 2017, with the prompt Kimono/Yukata

When Obito realizes that he doesn't have a crush on Rin, he then proceeds to panic because he likes Kakashi instead of her. First it's denial, second is acceptance, third is buying a book on how to flirt (and pick-up lines). (Or the story when Obito falls in love with Kakashi, realizes that he's gay and refuses to be subtle about it, Kakashi doesn't know how to respond and other

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

Uchiha Sasuke is a new househusband, it's not hard just for him but for everyone else as well. Why? They think he's still in the yakuza.

Sasuke was a successful business man who married Naruto despite all warnings. He was completely and totally in love... and then Naruto's varying stories about how they met became all the rage at social gatherings, very much to Sasuke's dismay. NARUSASU RATED T FOR LANGUAGE

Hatake Sakumo knew from the moment he laid eyes on his boy, Hatake Kakashi was special. He just didn't realize that "special" was just another way to say "weird". Implied time traveling.

Naruto didn't remember when she began seeing them. The see-through people. Only that as she grew up there was always a warm hand. Nothing made her happier when she was able to see the ghosts of the deceased, despite the tragedy behind each one she saw. Fem!Naruto Semi-AU

A poetic view on the night of the Uchiha Clan Massacre. I was on crack while writing this... so don't judge me.

Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. His lineage demanded it, yet what if that lineage was denied for his own good? What if he was an orphan? One with no surname, and no one to know what was sealed in his gut.

We all know how Tobirama created/invented a lot of Ninjutsu during his time. Chief among them being the Edo Tensei. So, what would happen if he had a countermeasure against it if used on him?(On Hiatus until I figure out a plotline)

Severus Snape never expected to wake up again after he died in Harry Potter's arms. When he did, he was no longer human.

The one where Naruto wonders how he ended up as the responsible one while Sasuke contemplates the benefits of suicide to avoid the shitstorm up ahead and both decide to have a bromance instead. SI. Ch 2: "Damn it, Naruto! Do your main character duties and saveeee meeeee!"

No one had ever studied the neurological drawbacks of time travel before… But what did she care? She was only here for the saké. Crack fic, time travel.

Obito is reborn as Naruto. It grows on him. (gen/friendship/angst) [crossposted from ao3]

Naruto Uzumaki dislikes ghosts. She especially dislikes the ghost of that absurdly cheerful Uchiha boy who refuses to leave her alone. Shisui x femNaruto

When Sasuke expresses a sudden desire to go to the park, Itachi becomes curious. Itachi's pov; AU; fluff; pre-slash; time skips

Uchiha Mikoto just wanted a daughter to pamper and adore. Who knew that could lead to a misunderstanding, an arranged marriage, and Itachi dodging fireballs.

Kankuro’s starting to think his brother is being overworked. One-shot.

Sasuke, Kakashi noted, was a strange kid.

Or a Fanatic, a Demon, a Damaged Psyche and a One Eyed Scarecrow form a Genin team. In which Sasuke is a Jashinist, Naruto thinks he's a demon, Sakura has multiple personality disorder and Kakashi has an innate envy of people with two normal eyes.

Obito tries to convince his teammates that their sensei is a mind-reader. Kakashi thinks Obito is an idiot, but that he might be onto something. Rin tries desperately to convince herself that her teammates are sane individuals. Minato is just glad that Obito and Kakashi aren't trying to kill each other for once.

In one universe, Uzumaki Naruto would have taken after his father and worked towards becoming the Hokage. In this one, that was not the case. Unfortunately, in the wake of Pain's attack on Konoha, Naruto is saddled with a job he does not want. Still, he'll do his duty, at least until he can pawn off this horrible job. Until then, he'll play his part as The Reluctant Rokudaime.

"It is generally accepted that the further up in the ranks a ninja ascends, the more they rely of the shunshin to get where they want to go." Or, in other words, Hiruzen laments his position and his existence.

Lost... displaced. I wake in an unfamiliar bed, staring at an unfamiliar ceiling. This is certainly not my proper when and where. (Self-Insert, starts slowly.)

if you watched the anime then perhaps you have seen the similarities between Obito Uchiha and Naruto Uzumaki, especially when they were children. Hmmmmm… one shot

At the Chunin Exams, Naruto learns he has a rep in Mist. Tazuna really should stop drinking before he tells a story.

Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)

Light: "You blew up my room." Sasuke shrugs in a 'what can you do' kind of way. [Canon Divergence - Crack treated seriously - not yaoi - a lot of misunderstandings.]

If Naruto had known that Itachi putting a crow in his body would lead to this, he would have chucked a ramen bowl at his head. Then he would have cried. Then he would have laughed. Then, together, they would change the fate of their most precious people.

Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem

Naruto wakes up one morning to the Sage wanting him to redo his life. Something about it being too convenient.

In which Naruto retired from the ANBU to be a regular Acadamy student.

Obito is a bit afraid of the White Fang's reaction now that he dates his son. He expects a threatening man who holds a sharp sword in his hand and not an awful cook dressed in a frilly apron. Well, sometimes appearances can be deceptive. . .

Naruto has some practical questions about Sasuke's hopes of killing Itachi. Set during the Valley of the End fight.

An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.

A flaw in the Seal caused the malevolent Kyuubi to be sealed it's entirety, with both its Yin and Yang chakra intact. However no infant could hope to contain such power without disastrous consequences.

Kakashi has a last resort, a final option for when times are desperate and it's better to bend than break. (Where Kakashi hides a trump card under his mask.)

Sakura is sent back in time, except things didn't turn out the way they planned it to be. Never mind that she's almost a decade early, WHY IS SHE A CAT? [Time travel, featuring Sakura as Tora]

AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.

Naruto doesn't want to be a ninja and the entire world of shinobi falls into disarray. Follow Naruto's adventures as he learns to be everything except a ninja. Poor Masashi Kishimoto, what's he to do with a protagonist who doesn't want to be one?

With a situation as precarious as his. Itachi never expected to be named hokage. But laws were laws and he'd just have to figure out how to be a kage, a missing ninja, and spy all at the same time.

Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.

Sasuke is known for being charismatic and charming. He's also a ruthless teen who enjoys the trill of murdering people. One day a transfer student enters his classroom and Sasuke automatically takes a liking to him - much to his excitement, he finds out he and the new guy has a lot of things in common- and killing is just one of them. [Full Summary Inside] NarXHina

/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.

Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, finds himself flung back in time. This is totally Sasuke's fault, and no one is convincing him otherwise. Realizing he might as well, Naruto does what he does best and turns the Shinobi world upside down, taking a new name and rebuilding Uzushiogakure in the process. One shot, complete

Missing-nin hitai-ate slashes are frustratingly difficult to carve properly. Itachi makes a profit.

"Come revel in the woods with us," said the girl to the boy. The Herd has grown small, but they still hold to the old ways. The truth is visible to those who care to look. 70% Lovecraftian horror, 30% Naruto. One-shot.

The Uchiha. Clan full of egomaniacs and Stick-in-the-muds? Or a clan full of soulful artists and cat lovers? She would see to the latter. The ultimate Uchiha Massacre fix-it fic. Manipulative!OC!(first story)

/Crack/ What if the Uchiha legacy was slightly... different...?

Sakura always wanted to be close to Sasuke, but this is ridiculous! While returning home from a mission, Team 7 are victims of an unexpected change in circumstance that forces them to see each other in a different way. With secrets shared and truths revealed, the entire future might end up changing as well. [AU from Land of Waves, Canon-Deviation and Possible Fix-It Fic Tendencies]

Back in time and armed with years of future knowledge, Sakura is ready to take the world by storm. Except... she's four again, not twelve. Ah well, nobody said she couldn't start a little early. Gen, time travel, AU, Sakuracentric.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

As "Madara" reveals his plan to the Kage Summit, the Raikage has one little question. (Takes place during Chapter 467.)

When Shisui accidentally cuts the head off of Sasuke's stuffed dinosaur, it is Itachi's duty to help his cousin escape cruel retribution at the hands of his twelve-year-old brother.

Sasuke and Naruto are both world-class assassins rooming in the same flat due to technical difficulties. Except neither really know the other is a pay-to-kill murderer. SasuNaru. Assassin!Au. Yaoi

"At least the other clan kids of the series had something to protect themselves with practically from birth. Sakura was blessed with the oh so helpful gift of a larger than average forehead." The remedy is often worse than the disease it cures. I refused to be that remedy. OC-insert as Sakura Semi-AU

Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.

Itachi was many things in life, but he thinks Uncle is by far his favorite. [Oneshot, written for Uchiha Itachi's birthday, June 9th.]

AU: Itachi didn't kill the clan, instead he and his friends are teaching the next generation to drive them (and maybe the rest of Konoha) crazy. Won't that be fun?

Wherein the Sandaime realises that hiding Naruto's parentage was a huge mistake, and Naruto develops a crush on his idol, the Yondaime Hokage.

Naruto wishes he had a friend. Fortunately the big scary monster in the cage said he would be his best friend! All he has to do is take off the little sheet of paper on the bars. What could go wrong?

Fugaku Uchiha meets his eldest son's boyfriend. Needless to say, he does not approve. Modern!AU, KisaIta, sequel to "The Woes of a Matchmaker."

Wherein Shisui spends his time haunting video tapes and crawling out of television screens, and Itachi is the unwilling object of his affections. A sort-of-really-weird Ring!AU. Shisui/Itachi.

Step 1. Set Itachi up with Big Hulking Shark Guy; Step 2. Let their parents lose their shit over that; Step 3. Calmly tell them, "by the way — meet the nice, normal, tattoo-less guy I'm dating. Just ignore the fact that he's Naruto." SasuNaru, KisaIta, Modern AU.

From the perspective of everyone else, a reborn psychiatrist comes off as very odd. In other words, a collection of side-stories and deleted scenes from "Mind the Gap." [OC-Insert]

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Itachi awakens in the time Sengoku Jidai, as the brother of Madara Uchiha, still sick and being hunted. Yaoi.

Itachi may have died, but the universe isn't quite finished with him yet. A second chance is a precious thing after all. Slash is a possibility.

Uchiha Itachi is a lot of things: a genius, kin murderer, traitor, S-rank missing nin. Uchiha Sasuke acknowledges all that. But ultimately, he's still Aniki. Semi-SI!Sasuke

When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.

/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...

Naruto was convinced that the butterfly was Itachi and out to kill everyone and he would prove it, no matter what Sakura says. A Naruto parody with Naruto and Sakura as lawyers, Sasuke as the judge and Kakashi as the jury. After series. One-shot.

Sasuke is out on a mission but stopped to rest in a one room shack. It is there that he has a strange encounter with a young Itachi.

It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/

Fugaku thinks Itachi needs to get married. Sasuke very politely, or very not so politely, disagrees. Murder plans, mayhem, and of course, matchmaking ensue.

Inspired by Reading the Future: Naruto's True Nindo. . . The future is not set in stone. Every action has a reaction. The people of the past have a chance to change things- hopefully, for the better. Join Team Minato, The Slug and Toad Sannin, and the parents that started it all! Hopefully, a different kind of Naruto! TEMPORARY HIATUS

At the end of the war, there was an accident. Team Kakashi, Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sai, got sent to the past. Deciding to use this opportunity, the team fixed things that went wrong the first time. And they succeeded. Then they woke up in the past again. Now they just don't care and enjoy messing with people.

In an attempt to brighten up his sad charge, ANBU Guard Itachi Uchiha leaves a note complimenting her hair. And thus, history has decided to repeat itself. Itachi x fem!Naruto, ItaNaru

Naruto groans. "We've doomed them," he says. "Our kids are just like us." (Oneshot, post-finale)

All mirrors are liars. Their reflections show depth where there is none, and nothing where depth should be. Sasuke should have remembered this. Time Travel/Dimension Hopping. Character Death.

So it turns out that Ron isn't a cowardly me-tooer, but a dangerous madboy unleashed on an unsuspecting public who are inured to such activities after more than a decade of Weasley insanity. NOT A ONESHOT BUT SPORADIC UPDATES PROBABLY

One-shot Collection. In the dark, Itachi knows one thing. Everything he has ever done, everything he has ever been, was always about Sasuke. In the dark, he wants it to be enough. Itachi-centric. A character study.

It is said that "no other clan treasured love as much as the Uchiha." Well, they sure did a poor job at living up to it. [AU setting, but Canon compliant. Crack(ish). Family Reunion. Light-hearted.]

Because sometimes, simply explaining an important fact can change history.

After watching Shisui die, Itachi decides that both the Uchiha and the village higher-ups are being stupid, so he sets out to rectify their inanity. A round of Tsukuyomi for everyone! The crack is strong with this one. One shot.

Just a short humor fic revolving around Hiashi, Naruto, and Hinata. They did have to tell him they were getting married at one point...

Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]

Sasuke and Naruto discuss potential names for their soon-to-be-born child. "Look, I'm not saying that he was a bad godfather, but do we really want to name our son after the author of Kakashi-sensei's favorite books?" fem!Naruto SasuNaru

Naruto and Sasuke are looping, and they're bored. They've already destroyed Konoha 15 times, taken over the world 15 times, gathered a harem 20 times and failed each time, joined ANBU 78 times, created their own villages over 30 times... What should they do now? (hiatus/rewrite)

Minato decides to rant about the utterly horrifying, completely improper, and (most likely) emotionally abusive relationship his daughter shares with her teammate, Sasuke Uchiha. Iruka tries to get the Hokage to deal with his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru Companion piece to Fugaku's Laments (An Ideal World Fic)

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Sasuke decides to rant about the totally unromantic, completely platonic, and mutually loathsome non-relationship he shares with his teammate, Naruko Namikaze. Fugaku wonders when he'll be able to get back to his paperwork. fem!Naruto SasuNaru (An Ideal World Fic)

Naruto calls bullshit on this whole reincarnation thing, because Sasuke couldn't possibly be Madara's reincarnation, if he was standing in front of them, and trying to single-handedly take over the world, right? And since the Nidaime's morally ambiguous forbidden jutsu clearly worked… (Warnings: highly suggestive themes)

When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT

It's a hell of a way to come out to your family, by bringing a heretofore-unknown boyfriend to Christmas dinner, but Sasuke's never been one to do anything by halves. (Oneshot, SasuNaru, ItaShi) (BOTB 'verse)

Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]

Kakashi and Iruka sure go out to eat lunch together a lot. (In other words: In which nobody believes that Kakashi and Iruka aren't dating, nobody believes that Tenzo and Kakashi are, and Tenzo isn't jealous. Not at all! In fact, he seems to be rather amused by this whole mess.)

Naruto's parents are the worst people in the world. In which his name came from a different book. Complete and utter parody. (A collaboration one-shot with EndoplasmicPanda)

In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)

Sasuke is heavily wounded after his battle at the Valley of the End, and Orochimaru's henchmen have yet to whisk him away (not that he'd admit to needing any such help.) A curious meeting with a familiar face leads to staggering implications and some much needed enlightenment. Time travel. AU. Genfic.

For you, there's nothing in this world I wouldn't do. (OR: AU!Sasuke finds out that the canon world kind of sucks.) AU/Time Travel. No Pairings. [Abandoned. Not up for adoption.]

Who said re-living your life had to be boring? Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Gaara wreak havoc in the past, as they simultaneously attempt to change the world and woo their future beloved. CRACK!fic. Stupidity. Ridiculous pairings. Mayhem. Youth. [SasoSakuIno] [KakaNaru] [ItaSasu] [GaaTema]

Sasuke is kidnapped, Naruto is the kidnapper, and Sakura is their amazing getaway driver who demands more credit. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter] [Companion to 'Mealtime Chatter']

Sakura's the loan shark of your nightmares, Naruto's a therapist with a cult, and Sasuke is the snobbiest of snobs who lets them know it. But, inexplicably, they're still friends. Somehow. [Modern!AU] [Pointless Fluff-ish One-shot] [Team 7 Banter]

Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.

Sequel to LIKE ME! Must read before this fic. After the encounter with Orochimaru, Sakura can't help but wonder.

In which Kushina remembers what her character traits before being 'Minato's Wife' took over her characterization, tells Minato his plan is Le Dumb and goes with her original idea, and everyone's all the happier for it.

His husband is not an attractive crier. :ItaShi, marriage fluff: :HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE MONTH GUYS WE DID IT:

He's drowning well before he ever considers suicide, gasping for breath in what seems like an endless abyss of suspicion and distrust and hatred, so when he finally takes the plunge, it's almost a relief. [Time Travel. No Pairings.]

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.

Something happened. Nobody remembers what exactly, but something big happened, and everything changed. People are waking up in the shadow of a giant Tree with no memory as to who they are or how they got there. Once their final team member arrives, it's time for a familiar trio to set sail on the desert to look for some answers. (Post-apocalyptic/slight AU/fairytale-esque)

In which a reluctant Team Seven is forced to do strange, international missions across the multiverse, and the natives of said fandoms are confused and traumatized beyond belief. Also, the torched pine tree, shattered force field, dead evil overlord, ruined space ship, murdered tributes, and numerous fangirl stampedes were NOT Team Seven's fault. At all. Multiple story crossover.

A forgotten scroll, hidden away, brings forth an elder power back into the world. How will the world deal with a Naruto that possesses the secrets of long forgotten truths and powers spoken of in legends. And how will this effect the precarious balance of power in a world on the brink of a final war?

The Mangekyo Sharingan reveals things to its users. Many, many things. Like the fact that the entire world is an illusion, and the only way to escape is to die. Sasuke just decides to speed this process along. (Collaboration with Ser Serendipity, Crackfic.)

It is one thing when you are pregnant. It is another thing when your husband has all your symptoms.

This world is absolutely perfect for a psychopath like me. [OC-Insert]

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

Some of the ways Itachi might have reacted to his mission concerning the Uchicha Massacre.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

Among the craziness of Konoha's shinobi, one civilian despairs.

You will grant him a kunoichi-style execution. One-sided Uchihacest, non-explicit. Darkish. Twisty.

Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.

Naruto is, in some way or another, related to or has a connection to a huge group of powerful A-rank or S-rank ninja, who proceeded to ignore him for most of his life. What if they weren't really as absent as it seems? Obito-nii, Kakashi-nii, Nagato-ji... Naruto clearly has a large extended family to deal with.

There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.

In which someone thought it would be a good idea to entrust ANBU Captain Hatake Kakashi with the stoic Uchiha heir.

Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI

In which Shisui takes it upon himself to traumatize Sasuke one more time before the new year. :Oneshot, ItaShi, BOTB 'verse:

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

A cheeky kid and her overly exasperated sensei. Platonic Orochimaru/Anko.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. "Itachi-san," Sakura asked suddenly. "Have you been stalking me?" In which it took Uchiha Itachi a whole five days to declare his intentions to Haruno Sakura. In which, subtle and passive aggressive meets oblivious and in denial. Tumblr fanart exchange for the lovely draw-barvs-draw.

ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Seven years down the road, their marriage is falling apart.

Considering who Naruto's secretly and not-so-secretly been the son of in fanfiction, this one just had to be done...

In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.

Naruto comes up with a brilliant plan to bring Sasuke back.

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

Well, no one could fault them for getting a little crazy... timetravel did have its bad sides...too bad they didn't really care. Warning: A crackish team 7 fic! No pairings as of yet. Discontinued, sorry.

Near Konoha there is a lake that Kakashi has fallen in. But it's not just a simple lake; it is a portal. It is a portal that transports Kakashi to a different realm - one that is calm, peaceful, and much much too perfect. Kakashi hates it.

Itachi gets a visitor in the last minutes before the supposed apocalypse. :ItaShi: :Oneshot for the advent of 12/21/12:

ABANDONED Time-travel AU Falling into the toad oil pond was a big mistake, but soon Naruto finds himself enjoying what it brought him. Every cloud has a silver lining; just don't forget to watch the stormy side. The past is a dark and scary place.

For some reason, Sasuke gains memories of a cruel future, one that he decides to change. Along the way, he learns that the world isn't so black and white after all. Now featuring Uzumaki Naruto! Gen, no yaoi. Chapters edited now, making for a better read.

Uzumaki Naruto is in love. And there are several people who figure it out before him.

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

When a defeated Obito finds himself in the past, he has only one request.

In which Kakashi is much more than he seems, and Tobi isn't actually Obito. Contains slight crack. Very AU. May be continued if interest is shown.

Naruto quits being a ninja to pursue a dream he didn't know he had. One-Shot. Humorous hopefully . Language.

All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

Shisui and Itachi didn't agree on everything. A collection of their random arguments and disagreements, from solemn to silly. Series of very short oneshots. Some AU.

The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.

Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"

They told him he was Sasuke. Was he mad to believe they were wrong? Optional sequel now up

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.

After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...

"Be careful what you wish for." Sasuke discovers that changing the past could alter one's future. Drabble style.

Naruto has had enough of Madara's seemingly infinite source of power, and finally calls him out on it. In the middle of the battle field, no less. It's a wonder Gaara hasn't strangled him yet.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Mikoto was a woman on a mission. Really, with sons like hers, it was going to take a miracle before she and Fugaku finally get to have some grandbabies to bounce on their knees.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

Surprisingly, no one told Sasuke HE was the lucky one until after they were already married.

Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.

Naruto knew marriage wasn't supposed to be easy, but he never thought that it'd be this damn violent. Mr. & Mrs. Smith, NaruSasu style

One-Shot. People always thought Naruto hated Sasuke simply because he was envious of Sasuke's good looks, quick wit, and excellent skills. They did not look underneath the underneath.

Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.

Congratulations! You have just purchased your very own ITACHI, one of the most popular units! But please, don't get hurt.

Sixth in my When the Wind Blows series, and takes place directly after A Piercing Loss. Sasuke comes back.

Fifth in my When the Wind Blows series. Sakura is attacked, and Naruto can't fix it. Set about one month after A Passing Chill. Please note the genres.

"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto

Naruto confronts Kakashi about his blatant favoritism towards Sasuke, and the response Kakashi gives him was somewhat surprising. Kakashi was a ninja afterall.

Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.

Time-travel, that isn't really time-travel. Naruto makes his way from his first day as a genin, with a 'feel' about how he should do things as a shinobi, and dreams about what 'a' future holds.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

Sometimes, a ninja goes missing. Sometimes, a ninja tells lies.

Kisame notices some interesting changes in his partner every winter-changes Kisame's not sure he can deal with. He decides to shed some light on the situation and see what happens. ::slightly-cracky::

Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.

because, no; things like this only happen in horror movies, right? —sasuke, uchiha massacre.

Naruto is a forgiving person. It's because most of his family has tried to kill him.

Mid-timeskip, Sakura misses Sasuke. So much that she takes it upon herself to go find him. Alone. Without telling anyone. What, dangerous? Don't be silly. ItaXSaku. Squee. Mockfic, OoC, 4th wall breaking. Not one of my better works, but here you go.

Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…

-Discontinued for now- Naruto get's sent back in time to when he was 12, only problem is, he is a genin when technically he is an Anbu. He is married to Hinata so Naru x Hina.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

"Sorry," said the son of Hades, "but if I surrendered to an organization called the House of Life, my dad would kill me." After a run in with the Kanes, Nico unwittingly ends up becoming a host for the Egyptian death god Anubis.

After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?

Uchiha Itachi and the four ghosts that follow him. :Oneshot:

They're not sure when they started thinking of the others as 'theirs'. When the couch became 'our couch'. Somewhere in between snarls and laughter; arguments and forgiveness, they suppose. Team 7 fic

Sasuke wanted to be able to use Tsukuyomi. He didn't realise how bad pretending to get the Mangekyō would affect the members of his family. Gen, time travel, description of rape, prequel of Team Tensai not required to understand TT. Complete.

Teaching children to be ninja is harder than it seems, especially if the children are good at it. If the academy instructors had decided to look underneath the underneath, what would they have seen? Oneshot. Rookiefic.

Sakura is done with boys and her teammates... well, they don't quite understand.

Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

Naruto has been alone for his entire short life. Is it any surprise that with his creative imagination that he imagined up someone to be there with him? Schizo/MDP!Naruto. One-shot. CharDeath.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.

On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.

Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.

A week after Tsunade starts at the Acadmey, she and Tobirama have a discussion that convinces her that being Hokage is a terrible idea and she should be a Shinobi instead of a Kunoichi. But hey, at least she doesn't think the Uchiha are evil.

While having lunch together one day, Iruka and Kakashi realize that everyone in Konoha thinks they are together. Bewildered, they attempt to track the source of these rumors as they barely even know each other. Surprisingly, not Yaoi.

Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...

Sasuke is strong, but Naruto is stronger.

Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.

The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.

Quite often, Itachi remembers a moment that never was.

“Kushina, love, is this one of those things I can blame on your uterus?” --Kushina reads Twilight, and is not quite pleased with what she sees. MinaKushi, but mostly Kushina being RAWR FEMINIST NINJA.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.

The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.

In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.

Sasuke Uchiha is drugged at a brothel and taken home by a certain charismatic blond. What results is a fascinated, fatal attraction which blurs the lines between dream and reality. NaruSasu, ItaSasu, SasuSasu, AU, One-Shot. Winner: 2009 Naruto Yaoi Fest.

Crackfic. Sasuke returns to wreak havoc on his village only to find that he has a new calling. Danzo may have met his match.

-"When Uchiha Fugaku was told that he would soon be a father, he ran from the house with little intention of ever coming back." Oneshot. T to be safe. Some FugaMiko.

Sasuke dies. [An AU where Itachi killed Sasuke in the massacre]

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

ItaSaku Ramen-verse Non Massacre AU. Rock Lee has a new rival, but Rock Lee will not give up, for the love of Sakura, Rock Lee will persevere! Crackfic, almost definitely!

The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.

Naruto isn't stupid, just quiet.

Kyouya might be an obvious case, but can any of the host club truly claim satisfaction with what was granted at birth?

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

In twenty truths format, a little bit about Jiraya. Twenty truths, twenty cups of sake. Some light, some bitter, some in between.

There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.

Sasuke is absolutely certain that he is not in love. He can give proof for it. Sasuke and Naruto, a story of ten parts. These are the things that Sasuke knows.

When Naruto wakes up to a dead body in his bathroom, he begins a quick spiral into madness. Oneshot-prologue. RE-EDITED Rated for attempted suicide.

Naruto plays invented games because that’s one of the first things a lonely child learns to do.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

If Sasuke had learned nothing else from Team Hebi, he would always know who had taught him that he never wanted to have children. Ever.

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.

While Sakura sleeps, Naruto and Sasuke go through her bag in search of food. Tampons and underwear galore.

Kakashi uses the fact that Naruto talks at Sasuke and Sasuke tolerates it to persuade Sakura that the two boys have mansex.

You see us every day: the paperwork ninja, who sit behind a desk and push papers around. You may pity us, or hold us in contempt, or ignore us. But you do not know us. Oneshot

Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.

Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]

There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.

[Team Seven centric. Slight NaruSakuSasu implications.] Babies and Naruto do not mix.

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Naruto might live a long life, but a century is almost nothing to the demon inside him. NaruSakuSasu.