Pen Name: AppleL0V3R (used to be irritatingly optimistic, before that XeverythingXseemsXwrongX)

Main Philosophy: When you change the way you look at your situation, the situation you're in changes.
Favorite Quote (currently): Forgiveness doesn't make them right, it makes you free.

Beta-Readers: SymphoniaFreak (on hiatus), for yaoi and the like (as in anything Symph won't) it is ZOMGiwantspieNAAOOWW (on hiatus)

Writing Sites: Archive of our own (AppleL0V3R), tumblr (AppleL0V3R), WordPress (applefiles . home. blog), live journal (AppleL0V3R), dokuga (AppleL0V3R), and wattpad (AppleL0V3R)

Post Dates: Mondays and Thursdays (give or take a day). Currently a trial run. See 'Upcoming Posts' section for specific works to be posted next.

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January 27, 5:10 UTC - I LIIIIIVE! So life happened. Which derailed my optimism and reduced my writing time to, oh, zilch, until basically the new year. I'm not going to go into, suffice it to say that the only thing that did not get uprooted in my life was my living situation (and kinda my education?). I will not be promising regular updates, or even any near future updates, because I have managed to bite off more than I can chew and the new semester of classes just started. Heheheh. Oops. But considering that I am updating my profile and rereading long time favorite fanfics instead of doing my Ancient Greek homework that is due in like 3 hours, chances aren't impossible that I might post here and there. Or fall right back off the edge of the earth. Who knows. This is my biannual check-in though, since people still read and follow and favorite and comment on the fics I have posted here.

Ja.

May 24, 2019 3:08 UTC- My schedule is finally cleared up (I'm temporarily down to part time until work picks up and school starts back up) and I'm aiming to be up and running for twice-weekly posts starting Thursday, June 6. If all goes well, Updates will be Mondays and Thursdays, give or take a day depending on my work schedule. This is all I'm ready to tentatively promise on grounds of a terribly spotty track record for the last half decade or so. Oops. I'll see what I can do though.

Ja.

October 19, 2018 3:38 UTC- I'm almost done with both Genuinely Curious CH5, and That's for Last Time CH3, however I'm gonna hold off until November so I can get a little headway. With any luck that'll get the ball rolling on semi-scheduled updates.

Also, I'm playing with the idea of doing NaNiRiMo to either get a whole bunch of fanfic done or finally finish the novel I've been working on. Either way, hopefully it'll allow me to get back to updating regularly.

Ja.

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Upcoming Posts (for Thursday)

1. A Smashing Entry - Luffy knocks Lucy off the ledge and into the river outside her home one day--chaos ensues from there. Told in 26 consecutive drabbles. Luffy/Lucy. One-shot. (50% Fin)
2. Hushed - August/Annie ficlet. See below for summary. Completed.
3. Moments in Time: ACU - Drabble 93: 91 Gift - Without Wax. Completed.
4. Stop n Go - OS11: Green. Itachi/Sakura collection. Completed.
5. That's for Last Time - Chapter 3: Interests. The one where they miss each other by a small margin and despite what Law says, his crew isn’t listening. And Sakura? Sakura is officially smitten. Law/Sakura. One-shot series. Completed.
N/A. Story Teasers (Naruto) - Collection of first chapters to stories that will be posted somewhere down the road. Story Idea 8: Inherent. ItaSaku.

Upcoming Posts (for Monday)

1. Bleeding - Ichigo/Rukia one-shot. See below for summary. Completed.
2. Genuinely Curious - Chapter 5: Test Two. See below for summary. (75% Fin)
3. Moments in Time: ACU - Drabble 94. See below for summary. (15% Fin)
4. Peace like Bubbles (part 3) - Barely mid-twenties and Sakuraï¿s sure sheï¿s had a full lifeï¿shinobi, marine, shopkeeperï¿but apparently, she hasn't really lived until she runs across the Red-Hair Rookie. Shanks/Sakura. Three-shot (25% Fin)

Intended Upcoming Posts

0. Crash Course Collision - Chapter 5: The Home. The final chapter. See below for summary. (50% Fin)
0. House Maid Wanted - Chapter 4: Fight. See below for summary. (15% Fin)
0. Polliwog - Gaara/Sakura one-shot. See below for summary. (5% Fin)
0. That's for Last Time - Chapter 4. Not Started.
N/A. Story Teasers (Naruto) - Collection of first chapters to stories that will be posted somewhere down the road. Story Idea

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Currently Working on:

Stories:

Title: Genuinely Curious
Fandom: Bleach and Naruto
Pairing: Hitsugaya Toushiro and Haruno Sakura
Chapters Complete: Four (out of Twenty-Four)
Next Chapter: Five - Test Two (25% finished)
Rating: T
Genre: Action, Adventure, Angst, Drama, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Type: Story – Incomplete (16.67% finished)
Summary: Being taught to go as far as she could, Sakura decided to accept the strangely dressed as well as chakra altered people's invitation. It wasn't like she had anything to lose and plus she was genuinely curious.
Updates: N/A (Mondays?)
Estimated Completion Date: N/A

and

Title: Moments in Time: A Close Up
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Uchiha Itachi and Haruno Sakura
Chapters Completed: Ninety-Two (out of Four-Ninety-Seven)
Next Chapter: 93 - #91 Gift (Complete)
Rating: T
Type: One-shot Collection – Incomplete (18.401% finished)
Summary: Prompts from Moments in Time that I was requested to expand on.
Updates: N/A (Mondays/Thursdays?)
Estimated Completion Date: N/A (Anywhere from August 18, 2018 to April 8, 2021)
Note: Here are all the ones I was requested to expand on so far (as well as how many I've completed). For those of you bored enough to count and realize that the two lists don't add up to 497, the extras are ones that I still want to do but haven't been asked to do. In essence, there are only five that I think are complete as is.
Finished (and posted) Skits-turned-one-shots(90): #2 Touch, #5 First Kiss, #7 Orgy, #8 Lick, #9 Kinky, #13 Sacrifice, #14 Sin, #16 Lies, #17 Family, #19 Relief, #20 Writer’s Choice, #21 Pride, #22 Prejudice, #23 Date, #24 Courage, #25 Passion, #27 Hide, #28 Hot, #29 Secret, #30 Sexy, #31 Lust, #32 I, #33 Orange, #34 Buy, #35 Emergency, #38 Unity, #39 Jargon, #42 Forbidden, #43 Baby, #44 Forever, #45 Crazy, #46 Life, #48 Think, #50 Soul, #51 Impress, #52 Two, #54 Stare, #55 Accident, #57 Werewolf, #58 Excuse, #60 Writer’s Choice, #62 Shower, #63 Tell, #65 Costume, #70 Heart, #74 Tall, #75 “Pleased to Meet You”, #77 Suicide, #78 Cliff, #82 Physical, #83 Tale, #85 Dress, #86 Smoke, #87 Talent, #88 Heat, #89 Cold, #90 Imagine, #94 Short, #95 Circle, #97 Pregnant, #99 January, #101 Car, #106 Karma, #110 Shoes, #113 Vulgar, #114 Big, #115 Small, #116 Hero, #117 Gentle, #119 February, #120 Writer’s Choice, #122 Loveable, #126 Sweet, #128 Boat, #129 Laces, #137 Alcohol, #139 March, #140 Writer's Choice, #143 Gay, #145 Music, #147 Forest, #150 Wedding, #152 Do #153 Threat, #154 Meet, #155 Kiss Me, #157 Lip Stick, #158 Dazzle, #159 April and #160 Writer's Choice.

Unfinished (and not posted) Skits-turned-one-shots(405): #3 Sex, #4 Kiss, #10 Suffer, #11 Lips, #36 Real, #37 Vampire, #40 Writer’s Choice, #81 Tea, #91 Gift, #93 Truth, #96 Time, #98 Camping, #100 Writer’s Choice, #102 Attractive, #103 Food, #104 Punk, #105 Party, #108 Sing, #109 Hospital, #118 Inside, #121 Try, #130 Decorate, #131 Slave, #133 Armed, #134 Cut, #135 Love Me, #136 Villain, #138 Outside, #141 Sun, #144 Video, #146 Paint, #148 Face, #149 Pants, #151 Pierce, #156 Skeptic, #161 If, #162 Laughter, #163 Have, #164 Farm, #165 Moment, #166 Santa Claus, #167 Dance, #168 Dance, #169 Silly, #170 Displaced, #171 Breed, #173 Guard, #174 Acid, #175 “I Love You”, #176 Hate, #177 Eye Liner, #178 Settle, #179 May, #180 Writer’s Choice, #181 Happiness, #182 Wet, #183 Hell, #184 Animal, #185 Smile, #187 Control, #188 Abhor, #189 Clown, #190 Decadence, #191 Eulogy, #192 Doom, #194 Lost, #195 Found, #196 Things, #197 Prostitute, #198 Paragraph, #199 June, #200 Writer’s Choice, #201 Make, #202 Photo-graph, #203 Depth, #204 Desire, #205 Frown, #206 Jet Plane, #207 Let Go, #208 Distract, #209 Believe Me, #210 Machine, #211 Cry, #212 Over, #213 Space, #215 Shopping, #216 Mind, #217 Impression, #218 Ignorant, #219 June, #220 Writer’s Choice, #221 Why, #222 Marriage, #223 Can, #224 Pretty, #225 Travel, #226 Orgasm, #227 Good, #228 Bad, #229 Skill, #230 Famous, #231 Rape, #232 Under, #233 Alien, #234 Play, #235 Stolen, #236 Lover, #237 Underling, #238 Callous, #239 August, #240 Writer’s Choice, #242 Make Up, #243 Beg, #244 Forget, #245 Remind, #246 Sympathetic, #247 Remind, #248 Wonder, #249 Fantastic, #250 Will, #251 Steal, #252 Mask, #253 Warm, #254 Sour, #255 Starving, #256 Write, #257 Presence, #258 Shelter, #259 September, #260 Writer’s Choice, #261 You, #262 Christmas, #263 New Year’s, #264 Halloween, #265 Damned, #266 Acoustic, #267 Right, #268 Wander, #269 Pure, #270 Politics, #271 Book, #272 Black, #273 Warn, #274 Words, #275 Attention, #276 Read, #277 Virginity, #278 Whipped, #279 October, #280 Writer’s Choice, #281 Us, #282 Birthday, #283 Old, #284 Young, #286 Beautiful, #287 Wrong, #288 Please, #289 Water, #290 Chemical, #291 Wings, #292 White, #293 Be, #294 Gang, #295 Inattentive, #297 Caught, #298 Weapon, #299 November, #300 Writer’s Choice, #301 Fall, #302 Summer, #303 Winter, #304 Spring, #305 Scent, #307, Tempt, #309 Believe, #309 Ocean, #311 Noise, #312 Pray, #313 Was, #314 Body, #315 Epiphany, #316 Telephone, #317 Piercing, #318 Surrender, #319 December, #320 Writer’s Choice, #321 See, #322 Taste, #323 Hear, #324 Anniversary, #325 Empty, #326 Sensitive, #327 Devil, #328 Possible, #329 Help, #330 Cow Boy, #331 Scream, #332 Care, #333 Resist, #334 Diary, #335 Phrase, #336 Silence, #337 Tattoo, #338 Arrogant, #339 Window, #340 Writer’s Choice, #341 Who, #342 Smell, #343 Court, #344 Fiction, #345 Fallen, #346 Piano, #347 Still, #348 Insane, #349 Sick, #350 Midnight, #351 Letters, #352 Blood, #353 Unruly, #354 Faint, #355 Just Words, #356 Pleasure, #357 Fuck, #358 Seduce, #359 Dormant, #360 Writer’s Choice, #361 Want, #362 Jealousy, #365 Angel, #366 Roller Coaster, #367 Trust, #368 Anorexic, #369 House, #370 Fantasy, #371 Alone, #372 Bleed, #373 Bridge, #374 Sign, #375 Perfect, #376 Foreign, #377 Simple, #378 Seductive, #379 Revival, #380 Writer's Choice, #381 Where, #382 Torment, #383 Had, #384 Crisis, #385 Demon, #386 Ferris Wheel, 387 Regret, #388 Bulimic, #389 Home, #390 Teacher, #391 Alive, #392 Drunk, #393 Bird, #394 Grace, #395 Careless, #396 Imprisoned, #397 complex, #398 Bought, #399 For Good, #400 Writer’s Choice, #401 When, #402 Terrible, #403 Swim, #404 Court, #405 Sanction, #406 Day Care, #407 Upset, #408 Hold, 409 Gone, #410 Scientist, #411 Lucky, #412 Mime, #413 Wind, #414 Apart, #415 Careful, #416 Far Away, #417 Run Away, #418 Lavish, #419 Reputation, #420 Writer's Choice, #421 Fear, #422 Delicious, #423 And, #424 Scared, #425 Church, #426 Mid-Life Crisis, #427 Concert, #428 Pause, #429 Swear, #430 Terrorist, #431 Bite, #432 Angry, #433 Desert, #434 Shout, #435 “Thank You”, #436 Arms, #437 Give Up, #438 Haunted, #439 Bitten, #440 Writer's Choice, #442 Unnoticed, #445 Religion, #446 Judgment, #448 Everything, #450 Normal, #451 Amber, #453 Tower, #454 Cursed, #455 Sudden, #456 Mindful, #457 Empathy, #458 Difficult, #459 Shudder #460 Writer's Choice, #461 Deny, #462 Uncaring, #463 Human, #464 Sentinel, #466 Good Deed, #467 Money, #468 Every time, #469 Evil, #470 Success, #471 Shut, #472 Silver, #473 Lesson, #474 Rest, #475 Disease, #476 Before, #477 Apathy, #478 Concern, #479 Boerd, #480 Writer's Choice, #481 Ugly, #482 Delightful, #483 Never, #484 Sensual, #485 Jitter, #486 Bad Deed, #487 Drug, #488 Everyday, #489 Suck, #490 Succeed, #491 Shiver, #492 Bronze, #493 Teach, #494 Arrest, #495 "It's Over", #496 Twice, #497 Under Estimate, #498 Over Estimate, #499 Strong, #500 Writer's Choice.

Other:

One-shot Collection: Shades of Green, Shades of Red (GaaSaku) Tadpole - Polliwog. Gaara is sick. Because of Gamakichi. Sakura made a list of all the things she wanted to do the moment she heard from her spouse. In Progress (5% Fin)
One-shot Collection: Know You By Heart (AugAn) 1. Sleepy - Hushed. She lives for the quiet moments at the end of the day, when she comes home to find her heart where she leaves it every morning. Ficlet. Completed.
One-shot Collection: Carrot Tops and Juice Boxes (IchiRuki) 1. Hold On - Bleeding. The words are no clearer than the spinning world, but he does his best to listen because it’s her voice calling to him. In Progress Completed.
One-shot Collection: Stop n Go (ItaSaku) 11. Brat. In Progress (5% Fin)
One-shot Collection: [Insert Title] (Uzumaki Family) 1. Christmas - Tradition. In Progress (5% Fin)
One-shot Collection: [Insert Title] (Damon/Bonnie) 1. Feline - Claws. In Progress (5% Fin)

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Stories (Complete, In Progress, Incomplete and Up Coming)

Completed (1):

What. the. Fail! - Naruto and Digimon characters are what? Pokemon. Wow, just wow. I suppose the universe decided it was time for a change. KouiSaku. Naruto/DigiS4/Pokemon x-over. Sequel: Did You Think We Were Don Yet?. (Revision: What. the Fail! (Redo). Not started, prologue will be added after CH11)

In Progress (5):

1. Genuinely Curious - Being taught to go as far as she could, Sakura decided to accept the strangely dressed as well as chakra altered people's invitation. It wasn't like she had anything to lose and plus she was genuinely curious. HitsuSaku. Naruto/bleach x-over. Active. Twenty-Three chapters. Working on: CH 5 (75% fin).
2. Stupidity, Ignorance; Same Difference - Sakura found herself on the cold, wet ground of a dark alley surrounded by a bunch of weapon wielding, hungry-eyed looking thugs and yet all she could think about was throbbing ass. EdSaku. Naruto/Full metal Alchemist x-over non-massacre. Active. Not fully planned. Working on: CH 4 (5% fin)
3. Intelligently Ignorant - “And what makes you think I’m going to say yes?” I asked challengingly, Itachi smirked with hot smoldering eyes and with a quiver something inside me told me I should have just kept my big mouth shut. ItaSaku. non-massacre. NarutoBleach x-over. Active. Not fully planned. Working on: CH 4 (18% fin)
4. My Guardian, Your Angel - Reality and fantasy, dreams and nightmares. Why do the lines seem so blurred? I can’t remember which is which anymore. SessSaku. Naruto/InuYasha x-over. Active. Not fully planned. Working on: CH 2 (55% fin)
5. Tempting Urges - Sakura has been a vampire her whole existence, unfortunately Itachi tries his luck when he decides to take her captive. ItaSaku. Supernatural: Vampire. Active. Not fully planned. Working on: REWRITING, CH 1 (75% fin)

Incomplete (Chronological order) (20):

1. So Much For 'According to Plan' - It’s been sixteen years and suddenly when it’s time to bring him back home Sakura’s past so graciously decides to bite her in the ass and ruin everything she has become. SasuSaku bleach naruto x-over. Five chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Tempting Urges.
2. Left or Right? - Her boys would support Sakura - with complaints on Fox’s part, she was sure - but what else was she supposed to do, tell her heart it can’t love a demon? HieiSaku Naruto/Yu Yu Hakusho x-over non-massacre. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after So Much For 'According to Plan'.
3. Dragons of a Scale - She’d forgotten what it was like to soar through the sky without having to use tree limbs every so often. She’d forgotten what it was like to be bitten. She’d forgotten her closest friend. She’d forgotten until then. HieiSaku. Naruto/YYH x-over. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Left or Right?.
4. Dearest, Truest...There - Sasuke was never there when she needed him. Solution: turn hot new red-head with a secret agenda into the new object of interest. But she wasn’t supposed to get so close. KuraSaku. Naruto/YYH x-over. non-massacre. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Dragons of a Scale.
5. Black Stripes - Originally Sharingan-Youkai's! Itachi meets Midoriko, she sets him a task and he refuses and pays the price. He has to guard Sakura Haruno...as an over grown cat! ItaSaku. Partial Naruto/InuYasha x-over. Five chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Dearest, Truest...There.
6. Dancing with a Demon - Familiarity could be an odd thing, especially when you recognize someone or something you shouldn’t. But when something’s familiar there’s usually a reason, to bad Sakura didn’t see this reason coming. KyuuSaku. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Black Stripes.
7 Familiar - Familiar: well known, commonly seen or heard, and easily recognized OR a supernatural being, often taking the form of a cat or other animal, that supposedly acts as a witch's assistant. ItaSaku. Supernatural. High-school. AU. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Dancing with a Demon.
8. Say What? - Well, she allowed, at least he’s hot. Her inner voice and zanpokuto snorted, ‘yeah he’s hot, hot-headed.’ She was doomed, but she couldn’t imagine a better guy to love. RenSaku. Naruto/Bleach x-over. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Familiar.
9. Coven - Sakura, Naruto, and Sasuke grew up together, but at 18 Naruto and Sakura broke away from Sasuke for there own reasons. But fate was far from done with them. SasuSaku. AU. Three chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Say What?.
10 Vizard - Since Ichigo did so well Soul Society decided that Hitsugaya, Toushiro should teach Karin to be a successful shinigami as well. HitsuKari. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Coven.
11 Here and Now - Being royal sucks to hell. Her parents won't let her marry a ninja. Sasuke won't be her suitor because of this. And her heart is far too indecisive. Yep, being royal isn't any fun at all. SasuSaku. Three chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Vizard.
12 Reverse Me Please - He was trying to catch her and she had already made her decision. Why not make it a game? NejiSaku. AU. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Here and Now
13. Snow Flake Soccer Bunny - Sakura loves to play soccer no matter what any one says including this new schools sexist captain to girls playing soccer. She was still going to play just because she loves to. SasuSaku. high school. AU. Two chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Reverse Me Please.
14. Breathing - She is the grim reaper and he was assassin who was murdered. There wasn't supposed to be a common interest, at least not that way. NaruIno. AU. Supernatural. Three chapters complete. Inactive. Will become active after Snow Flake Soccer Bunny.
15? Did You Think We Were Done Yet? - No, the adventure wasn’t over yet. In fact the Pokemon World was only the beginning. KouiSaku. Naruto/Digimon Frontier x-over. Sequel to What. The. Fail!. Three chapters complete. More or less inactive. I don't know when it will become active.

If you don't like the order or are confused please PM me. But the order was decided on by amount of reviews per story, just so you know and as I complete each story I will double check that the order is correct. Also I do have stories that aren't posted, but are still in my archives, so I have decided that for every three stories I complete, I will post one.

Up Coming (In Alphabetical Order) (65):

1. Angel's Scream - When Sakura is put on a solo mission to Tokyo, Japan, she finds herself in a high school setting and constantly running into the faces of people who died in the war. Told in 300 word drabbles. ItaSaku. CC (Canon Compliant) and CD (Canon Divergent). Not started.
2. Ante Lapsum - It took a truly desperate situation to push an angel to use a demon as protection, but right then Sakura was willing to do anything. ItaSaku. Modern AU. Supernatural: angels & demons. Not Started.
3. As Clear As Tomorrow - “You’re psychotic.” “Physic” “And I’m the queen of England.” “In a past life.” “Which brings us back to ‘you’re psychotic.” “I just want my brother happily married. To you.” SasuSaku. Supernatural. AU. One chapter complete. Teaser posted in Story Teasers: Naruto.
4. Back Door Key - Life is messy and complicated, that’s why death isn’t. It’s efficient and clear, but when Sakura realizes a discrepancy in the system there is suddenly a huge problem. DeiSaku. Supernatural. Told in 1000 word chapters. One chapter complete. Teaser posted in Story Teasers: Naruto.
5. Bar Room Dancing - They say it takes two to tango. However, Itachi's always been more of a waltzer and Deidara is too independent for anything more than break dancing. ItaDei. No plot. (Might be a collection). Not Started.
6. Because It Sounded Fun - Sakura told herself that her last year of high school was going to be different. Most girls say that, but Sakura did so by changing to an all boys boarding school. ItaSaku. High school. AU. Not started.
7. Bleeding Hearts - Love has a funny way of making people realize that the rules and roles they surround themselves with have to change for the heart to be content. That doesn’t mean Sakura has to be happy with them. ItaSaku. Supernatural. Crime. Not Started.
8. Break Check - The day Sakura realizes she hasn't slept in almost 48 hours, almost got killed, and still has a mandatory family reunion to attend, she knows it's time to take a breather. Even if she has to make room for it. No pairing established yet. Crime. Supernatural. Not Started.
9. Carnivore - Sakura ends up the play toy for one Uchiha Itachi, except he’s not just a dangerous criminal, he’s a vampire. Canon Divergent (post 4th War). Supernatural, all. Vampire!Itachi. Not Started.
10. Change My World - Why does Naruto deem it necessary to push all of Sakura’s buttons? The last thing she wants is a new master. So why did Naruto have to find her one? GaaSaku. Supernatural. Two chapters complete. Teaser posted in Story Teasers: Naruto.
11. Chronicle - Chronicle – the game of both tomorrow and yesterday. With so many possibilities it’s easy to forget the hardships of life and live your dream in a virtual reality setting. It’s really real! NaruIno. Slight x-over. AU. Not started.
12. Commentary N1 - What started out as replay, became something more. A second chance to get it right this time. And they would, because they didn’t have any other choice. ItaSaku. Time Travel. Two chapters complete. Teaser posted in Story Teasers: Naruto.
13. Desk Job - Continuation of prompt ‘Bleed Blue’ in the Cherry Zakura Blossoms collection. For the most part, she’s stuck at a desk of some sort, and she’s okay with it. But apparently, okay isn’t enough. ByaSaku. Bleach/Naruto x-over. AU. Note: May be placed in a different category. Not started.
14. Easy? You're Kidding, Right? - Sasuke is the only parent of a two year old girl and needs major help because his best friend isn‘t any at all. Enter Sakura: she knows what she’s doing, but Sasuke just doesn’t know how to respond to her. SasuSaku. AU. Three chapters complete. Teaser posted in Story Teasers: Naruto.
15. Essential - There were a lot of things she didn’t know about herself. Just that they were there. So when the opportunity presented itself in the form of a kidnapping, she took it. ItaSaku. Supernatural. AU. Two chapters complete. Story Teasers: Naruto.
16. Familiar: Prelude - Moments before and during Familiar. FugaMiko. AU. Non-massacre. Supernatural. One-shot collection. One chapter complete.
17. Family Feud - As half sisters Caterina and Tsunade never really got along so when Abel stumbles into Konoha by accident a feud is started between both leaders. AbelSaku. Naruto/Trinity Blood x-over. Non-massacre. One chapter complete.
18. Family First - There is a reason Stiles has an itch for all things knowledgeable and not just because he likes to be in the know. His mom is part of an old, very big Hunter family. Only, the thing is, Stiles’ mom died before she could properly tell him, so he doesn’t know. Sterek. Teen Wolf/Mass Crossover. Not Started.
19. First Generation - Never did she think that any of this could happen simply because she chose to take a stroll in the forest by herself. DeiSaku. Three chapters complete. To be renamed.
20. Heimat - When the war is over, and the dust has settled, Sakura knows it’s time to move on. There’s more to life than this, and she intends to embrace it wholeheartedly this time around. AshSaku. Naruto/Dark-Hunterverse/Mass Crossover. Not Started.
21. Homework - When Kagome’s homework starts getting harder she has to turn to someone, and who better than the guy who is letting her and her friends recuperate in his home? Maybe not her best idea. SessKag. Not started.
22. House of Cards - Itachi is the pride and joy of his family, with perhaps too much expected of him. And Deidara’s the mysterious teen who keeps appearing in his window. ItaDei. AU. High school. Not started.
23. In a Word - It doesn’t matter what she’s asking for, he only ever asks one thing of her in return. No that’s not true. He wants words, too. ItaSaku. Modern AU. Yakuza. Not started.
24. Inherent - When Danzo usurps control of Konoha from Tsunade, the last thing Sakura expects to be dealing with is an man claiming to be a demon—a powerful one to boot—whom she inherited from a recently deceased previously unknown family member. ItaSaku. Partial AU. Supernatural. One chapter complete.
25. Iron and Steel - Sakura snorted. All this because of a mission Shishou had sent them on as a favor to an old friend. ByaSaku. Bleach/Naruto x-over. One chapter complete.
26. Just One Thing After Another - “You can’t have him!” “Sasuke.” “She’s your enemy.” “Sakura.” Is it possible to fight for something that the whole world seemed to be against? SasuSaku. Vampire. AU. Four chapters complete.
27. Kariudo - Sakura has a problem. She’s always had problems, and secrets. But she’s never had a problem like this before. No one has ever had her heart. ItaSaku. AU. Yakuza. Supernatural. Not Started
28. Keep No More - It doesn’t cut it anymore, but I’m sorry. And for what it’s worth I love you. Lastly, don’t ‘keep’, never ‘keep’. Believe, hold, hope, love, move forward, but don’t ‘keep’. ItaSaku AU supernatural. Non-mass. One chapter complete.
29. King Maker - It’s said that there is a mythical creature – the last of her kind – who can grant any wish. She only needs to be caught and ousted for what she truly is. ItaSaku. AU. Middle Ages. Supernatural. Not started.
30. Knights of Red Dawn - Sakura finds herself in huge mix up just for touching the hilt of a sword by accident. And now she has to race against time to find both halves of the sword before she dies in the wrong world. SasoSaku. Supernatural. Mostly AU. Middle Ages. Not started.
31. Leap of Faith - Caught in a mix of jutsu, Team Seven finds itself twelve years old again. They never thought they’d need the second chance, but they were going to use it. ItaSaku. SasuMabui. NaruHinabi. Time Travel. Not Started.
32. Lords and Ladies - Forced up against a wall isn’t Sakura’s favorite thing in the world, even less so when it’s her comrade turned traitor doing it. But he’s been doing it so much lately that she decides extensive measures have been called for. AU. Supernatural: Vampires. Not started.
33. Making Parallels Intersect - He felt eyes on him, but no one was around, no sign of life whatsoever. Sakura sighed as she kept watching her charge, wishing she didn’t have to do this. SasuSaku. Supernatural. Two chapters complete. Rewriting.
34. Man Overboard! - Six months later, nothing is anyone imagined. Least of all the Konoha Pirates—“No, Naruto, that’s not what we’re calling ourselves!” Or the one where Sakura falls in love with a pirate but they’ve got bigger issues. AceSaku. One Piece/Naruto x-over. Not Started.
35. Message in a Bottle - Sakura's bored and curious, so she sends an e-mail to Sasuke’s mysterious older brother figuring he probably won’t even reply. ItaSaku. AU. Not started. Considering turning into a mini-story.
36. Morning Coffee - Sakura knows she doesn’t live in the best part of town. But she knows how to make the best of it, one cup of coffee at a time. And maybe a little tea here and there. Interconnected one-shots. No pairing established. Not started
37. Not Mine Again - Why did it keep happening? Why did he keep seeing things that he knows has never happened? And why was it always about this one boy? YamaKou. Digimon Seasons crossover (1,2,4). Two chapters complete.
38. Odd Dream - That’s how it had all started: with a weird dream that Sakura – an average middle school student – had had from seemingly out of no where. What the hell is going on here? SatoSaku. Naruto/DNAngel x-over. Two chapters complete.
39. Once More - Series of one-shots continuing Life!verse (Moments In Time: ACU chapters 35, 51, 77). Life isn’t all about kidnapping and willing accomplices, there’s so much more to it than that for them. ItaSaku. Not started.
40. One Thousand Years - She’d always endured the worst, even though she was supposed to be half way. Maybe now it was time for a change. NejiSaku. Supernatural. Non-massacre. Two chapters complete.
41. On Schedule - I am Haruno Sakura. I am Fate. I exist for, between and above Life and Death. And currently, Life and Death’s positions are being interviewed for. KakaSaku. Supernatural. AU. Not started.
42. Order Up - With all the chaos in her life, Sakura’s glad to be working as a waitress in a yakuza-run café, especially since she gets to make friends with scary people without joining their yakuza. ItaSaku. AU. Yakuza. High school. Not Started.
43. Planned - Time travel was supposed have the risk of dying, ending up in a black hole or something else of that nature. Not ending up in preteen Sasuke’s head. Now she knows how Kyuubi felt. SasuSaku. Time Travel. Not started. Possible termination.
44. Pricey - Team Seven are mercenaries; they’re used to being slammed against walls and held by the throat. But when they sign up to help Akatsuki, a powerful organization who just took a huge loss, they find themselves in over their heads. Unknown pairing. AU. Supernatural. School life. Modern. Not started
45. Promise - Sakura had long since learned love was a lost cause for someone like her, but Sasuke couldn’t seem to grasp that. Still she would keep her promise. SasuSaku. AU. Supernatural. One chapter complete.
46. Refuge from the Storm - Stiles didn’t think he’d grow up to work at a wildlife sanctuary, or work part time for the local supernatural police; because some part of him still holds tightly to the Hale pack, his pack. Series. Collection of One-shots centered on Stiles that lead up to the story. Sterek. Canon through season 2. Not Started
47. Relativity - It seems the locked room trick doesn’t only apply to ending love-spats. But this isn’t exactly a locked room; in fact, it’s pretty much the exact opposite. Shizaya. Two chapters complete.
48. Rules - For just one night, he’s not him. For just one night, she indulges her own nurturing instinct. It ends in separations and collisions. ItaSaku. AU. Yakuza. Not Started.
49. Stalling For Time - There is a reason Tsunade doesn’t put genin teams together and Mikoto isn’t clan head. Itachi becomes a genin team’s temporary instructor. ItaSaku. Non-massacre. One chapter complete.
50. Suit Case - Itachi knew it was a bad idea to take the route they had, but the airport had been huge and they’d gotten the result they needed. Except somewhere along the way his things got mixed up with someone else’s. ItaSaku. AU. Modern. Not started.
51. Tail End - Stiles new from the moment he realized Scott had been bitten by a werewolf that his life just got a whole hell of a lot more complicated. But he wasn’t going to tell his dad their safe place had just become not-so-safe. Sterek. Not Started.
52. Take A Second Look - Sakura shifted and looked away, she had this coming. So why wasn’t she able to ignore those looks they were giving her? Oh right, because it hurt and she really wasn't prepared for that. SasuSaku. Intertwined with ZOMGiwantspieNAAOOWW's Ookami. Note: Will be posted when(if) Ookami is finished. Seven chapters complete.
53. Tangibly Ungraspable - It was easy to forget. Not because she was undeniably different in a sea of normalcy. But after pretending for so long, reality was a waking nightmare. ItaSaku. Non-massacre. Supernatural. One chapter complete
54. Tchotchke - “Why can’t you guys just agree to leave?” “Because it’s ours!” “You can’t claim what’s stolen.” “No-freakin-duh! That’s why we’re getting it back.” “Wait…this is yours?” “That’s what he just said.” GraySaku. Naruto/Fairy Tail x-over. Non-mass. Two chapters complete.
55. Tricks of the Trade - When there are so many sides, so many angles, so many masks the real one become obscure. How can two people who knew each other when young not know anything about each other? ItaSaku. AU. Not started. Possible termination.
56. Ultimatum - This was not how his college experience was supposed to start. There weren’t even supposed to be monsters, let alone witches who could gender-bend people and demons trying to marry him. (Teen Wolf) Pairing not established yet. Not started.
57. Under Syncing - In a flash, everything just changed. Her boys and best fiend are miniaturized and none of the four know what the hell is going on. So, Sakura gets creative. IkuSaku. Naruto/Shugo-chara x-over. One chapter complete.
58. Unladylike - Daughter of the Fire Country’s Feudal Lord or not, Sakura is not a lady of any sort. Especially not when she finds herself in a Demon Lord’s dungeons, released only to directly serve him. One chapter complete.
59. Visibility Zero - It's relatively small, if more advanced than what she’s used to. But that’s okay, because it means it won’t be so hard to find and stay close to the leader of the Dollars. IzaSaku. DRRR/Naruto crossover. Not started. Possible termination.
60. Visitation Rights - Mike grew up in New York and never really left it his whole life, but that doesn’t mean he knows any shortage of people no matter what most of his co-workers or his boss believe. MikeClaud. Suits/Mass Crossover. Not Started.
61. Who Said Choir Is Easy? - Hinata knew she shouldn’t have just done that. She knew Sasuke would get her back for it, too. Still she smiled feeling very good. SasuHina. AU. Three chapters complete. Rewriting.
62. Who's Tutoring Who? - Sakura sighed at Sasuke’s lack of cooperation. He does want his grades up, doesn’t he? So then why won't he stop looked at her? SasuSaku. AU. High School. Note: Title is under construction. Seven chapters complete. Rewriting.
63. Window Pain - They built themselves last time, but they weren’t nearly enough. So they’re trying again, doing the whole thing over. Starting back when they’re mere toddlers. SasuSaku. Time Travel. Not Started.
64. Woman - He’s far past amused with the fact that bimonthly both his retainer and ward will turn up smelling like an unknown woman, but what vexes him is that he can’t tell her race. SessSaku. Naruto/InuYasha x-over. Not started.
65. WorD for WorD - It was one thing to create an android, it was another to find and it was definitely something else to teach one. This is Itachi’s task when he finds a doll in a mad scientist’s lab. ItaSaku. AU. One chapter complete.

Though I don't foresee it, there is every chance any one of these will be removed from the list (if so it will be stated). There is a very good chance that new ones will be added as well. Also, these were put in alphabetical order, that doesn't mean I will be posting them in alphabetical order. They will be added in the order I want to work on them, but I will be holding a poll each time to see which one interests you guys most. However, if you don't want to wait for a poll or the one you wanted wasn't chosen, then please PM me and I will do my best to compromise.

Also--As you'll see with some. There is that note at the end that they are in the 'Story Teasers' collection. This means that the first chapter or prologue of the story has been posted for those of you who want more than a title and summary. I will add to the collections (one for each fandom or crossover fandoms) as I do with this section. Additionally, once a story is officially posted it will not be removed from the collection but I will edit the teaser to add a note that the full thing has been posted. Please remember that these teasers are of ideas that have been planned at the most and are solid ideas at the least.

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Mini-stories (5):

These will be treated like my one-shot collections. They won't be anything over a five-shot. And I will work on each of them respectively, they won't be after I finish a story, but in between chapters of a story.

Crash Course Collision - "Oh my gosh, I'm sooooo sorry!" Sakura exclaimed but then she realized just who she'd bumped into and gotten ice cream all over. ItaSaku. AU. Five chapters. Working on: CH 5 (50% fin)
House Maid Wanted - Sent on a solo mission she found herself protecting the wrong king and belonging inside arms other than Konoha's boarders. KonaSaku. AyaHyu. 07 Ghost/Naruto x-over. Five Chapters. Working on: CH 4 (15% fin)
Inner and Outer - Sakura’s secret love for cards is going to get her in deep water one of these times, she just knows it. YugiSaku. Naruto/Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover. Three chapters. Complete.
Reactions - She supposed she should have felt honored to have Kuchiki Byakuya notice her, but honestly? She didn't, because really, what did she do to merit this kind of reaction? ByaHina. Bleach/Naruto x-over. Four chapters. Complete.
What to Do - Sakura has bad luck, after all in one day she managed total her car, break her phone, get into a fight with her roommate, and be stalked by some creep. But she doesn’t mind because it’s how she met him. DeiSaku. AU. Five Chapters. Working on: CH 1 (5% fin)

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One-shots (20):

31:48 - Kouji and Kouichi's class have a spring break field trip to the United States. In thirty one days, the two and a group of friends will see forty eight states. KouKou. Birthday present for ZOMGiwantspieNAAOOWW.
A Character Study - Sometimes, things don’t work out the way people think they should. And sometimes, they don’t work because they aren’t supposed to. Emily Prentiss.
A Smashing Entry - Luffy knocks Lucy off the ledge and into the river outside her home one day—chaos ensues from there. Told in 26 consecutive drabbles. Luffy/Lucy. PENDING
Bandana Thief - Izumi's had a crush on Kouji, problem is he just doesn't notice. So by Takuya's suggestion, Izumi takes Kouji's bandana. Well that worked. KouZumi.
Breathing Easy - Sakura is supposed to be a spy. She’s supposed to be gathering information for the client about the Shinsengumi. Instead, she’s spending time with sick—believing she can help. Naruto/Hakuouki crossover. SoujiSakura. PENDING
Bus Buss - Kouichi and Kouji are arguing about the definition of a bus and one thing led to another. KouKou.
Fairy Dust - She just grew on him, he’d never thought it possible, but he found it okay with him. ByaYach.
Games - It was just to pass the time. RyoRuki. Digimon Season Three: Tamers.
Glasses - It had been an accident, they’d fallen on accident. But here he was staring back at eyes belonging to the Tokkei Captain. ShouTama. PENDING
If I Should Die - On death row, the only thing Itachi is concerned with is getting a message to Sasuke--and the only way to do that is the prison doctor, Sakura. ItaSaku. May be added to.
Ink - “How can you work behind a desk all day and yet when you get home you get ink everywhere?” Shouta grumbled as his housemate laughed. ShouTama. PENDING
Kimono - The first time he sees her, he can’t help but the disgusted. But with time he realizes that she intends no provocation, it is merely her custom. And then she wears something more befitting. SessKag. PENDING
Left for the Crows - In the dark, Itachi knows one thing. Everything he has ever done, everything he has ever been, was always about Sasuke. In the dark, he wants it to be enough. Itachi Uchiha. Character study. May become a collection of introspective moments centered on Itachi.
Lighthearted - Sojiro had resolved to become a wanderer and when he came across a whole new world he decided bothering Sakura was fun enough for him to stick around. SojiSaku. Naruto/Rurouni Kenshin x-over.
Milk - She thought it was the best way to get what she wanted from him, perhaps it wasn’t. TrainEve.
Natural - It was only natural. ByaSaku. Friendship. Naruto/Bleach crossover.
Nevermore More - Between the spaces in time, she remembers what she was. And she can’t be her again, but she can start again. AyaSaku. Angst and reflection more than relationship.
Peace like Bubbles - Barely mid-twenties and Sakura’s sure she’s had a full life—shinobi, marine, shopkeeper—but apparently, she hasn’t really lived until she runs across the Red-Hair Rookie. Shanks/Sakura. Three-shot. Part 2 complete. May be added to.
Read My Mind - Sakura loved her boss, and she would also love it if he would just stay out of her head when she was having not-so-innocent thoughts about him. AyaSaku. 07 Ghost/Naruto x-over.
Saltwater - Takeru and Hikari's families decide to go to the beach for a fun vacation. Perhaps it's not just fun for the two teens though…perhaps it's something more. TaKari. Digimon Season Two: Adventure 02.
Sing me a Song - Yamato had angered Sora. So to make it up to her he sung her a song. Sorato. Digimon Season One: Adventure 01.
Snuggle Buddy, Cuddle Honey - Of pools, staffs, books and beds. “Everybody needs somebody.” She murmured rubbing a hand up and down his back. “You’ll find yours someday. Until then be mine.” FrauSaku. Familial.
Talk About Change - He is cute; she decided when they were children. Now after a gap of time she can't get past how handsome he is. What happened to the cute little boy she knew? Who is this? MokuSaku. Naruto/Yu-Gi-Oh! crossover.
Traveling - Sasuke decided to go on a road trip with Sakura. "Are we there yet?" What he didn't think of was how much they would get under each other's skin. SasuSaku. AU
Warmth - He looks cold and alone and unhappy, so when she thinks he doesn’t notice she walks by and with a brush, sends some warmth through his body. He grabs her wrist before the contact ends. Sam/Sakura. One-shot. Possible sequels.

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Drabble/One-shot Collections (4):

Moments in Time - 500 Short {crazy, funny, serious, angst filled, loving} moments between Itachi and Sakura. ItaSaku. Some AU, some supernatural, some high-school, some canon, some non-massacre. Complete.
Moments in Time: A Close Up - Expanded verision of the drabbles in Moments in Time. These are not necessarily drabbles but not stories or one-shot collections either. 91/495.
Musical Culture - Inspired the meme music challenge, except none of the rules have been followed, well except the shuffle part. I did follow that...for the first ten anyway. My pairing of choice is ItaSaku. 14/?
That's for Last Time - The one where they don’t really meet the first time they meet, and despite what they say it’s not about the one-upmanship. LawSaku. Naruto/One Piece crossover. 2/14

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One-shot collections (51):

07 Ghost

1. Ayanami & Hyuuga: Violent Red (2)
Straight (Two-shot) - Fifty lines for fifty words and two people in one world.
Here - It wasn't the place or the time. It wasn't the people or things. It was just the beginning or the end. It was another mark, another memory; it was proof. Pre-canon

Bleach

2. Kuchiki Family: Well Wishes (1)
Ahead - Maybe she jumped the gun this time, maybe she bit off more than she could chew. Maybe she'd known all along. It still hurt though. Familial/Platonic.

3. Gin & Matsumoto: Be My Betrayer (1)
The Promise of a Brighter Tomorrow - Matsumoto didn't know where she'd be without him. Without his ever-present grin, closed eyes and cheery seeming nature. She owed him her life at the very least.

4. Hitsugaya & Matsumoto: Frozen Time (1)
I'm Hungry - "Hey Taichou?" Toushiro sighed, "What?" Her stomach growled "I'm Hungry" He tried not to groan. "Can't you ever pay attention?"

5. Ichigo & Orihime: Burnt Orange and Deep Brown (3)
With Care - She'd come so far. Now she was hesitating. A shinigami, right next to Ichigo. Could she? Would She?
Among the Elves- Orihime, in the spirit of Christmas, decided to sign up as a Santa's Helper Elf. And naturally, Ichigo sees it as his job to keep her out of trouble.
Smiles- Orihime knows that despite all the scowling and protesting, Ichigo has a soft side. It shows when he puts together a picnic for just the two of them.

6. Ichigo & Rukia: Carrot Tops and Juice Boxes (0)
Bleeding (Pending: 5% fin)

7. Renji & Rukia: Red Fire (2)
Petty Arguments - She found herself in this position all the time, backed up against the sometimes literal wall; but she never thought Renji would be the one to place her in such a position.
Barefoot - He'd known her so long, and she'd always seemed like a miracle. Now though, in the pouring rain she looked like an angel.

Covert Affairs

8. August & Annie: Know You By Heart (0)
Sleepy (Pending: 5% fin)

DNAngel

9. Satoshi & Risa: White Wings and Red Roses (1)
Advice - When Risa begged him for his help, he assumed it would be something to do with school, or even Daisuke and Riku. He didn't think it meant picking out the right pair of shoes.

Digimon (Season 4: Frontier)

10. Kouji & Kouichi: Heads and Tails (3)
Spatchcock - "Take it out!" "Kouji, stop whining." "I'm not whining. It hurts." "Well you should have though of that before you made that step."
Tarry (Two-shot) - "Sit back down!" Izumi told the two who were trying to sneak away. Both boys sat down as Takuya and Izumi continued their argument about their relationship.

11. Takuya & Kouji: By Firelight (2)
Premorse- Izumi stared at her thumb nail, "I can't believe I broke it." Then she looked up just as Takuya and Kouji returned. Red faced.
Incunabulum- "He likes you." "…he's my friend Kouichi, of course he likes me. Can't say I say the same though." "No, no. I mean he likes you." "What's the difference?"

InuYasha

12. Inuyasha & Kagome: Meant to Be (1)
Paint - She stares at the jeans with abject horror because they are her favorite pair of jeans and now they're stained with paint.

13. Sesshomaru & Kagome: Ona (1)
Aim - When she holds up her bow and nocks her arrow, he scoffs. He doesn't believe she can hit her mark, it is too far, too hidden, at least for her level.

14. Taisho & Kimi: Rulers of the Western Sky (1)
Passing - For every hand offered to her there is a flower. For every hand accepted there is a necklace. For every heart she holds there is a ring. And she wonders if he notices.

Naruto

15. Akatsuki & Saku: Ten for Ten (1)
Books - She always had her nose in a book. ItaSaku.
Clay (DeiSaku) (Pending - 0% fin)

16. Deidara & Ino: Clip Art (1)
Given a Second Chance - Deidara stared at the group of photos in his hands, the ones that had been taken the night before in that photo booth, then at the sleep kunoichi beside him and sighed.

17. Deidara & Sakura: Blackened Dreams, Savored Hearts (3)
Toeing the Line - There's a line "I hate you" between hate "No you don't, un. You shouldn't say stuff you don't mean." and love "Then maybe you should just take the freakin' hint" she thought it was clear, "I don't feel like it, un" not so much anymore.
Shut Up! - Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura hold movie night at Sasuke's house on ever Friday night; to bad he didn't know that Itachi had chosen to invite his friends over as well. AU.
Never Before - Sakura couldn't believe her ears when she learned that her boyfriend had never been to the beach before. AU.

18. Gaara & Hinata: Airs (1)
Humiliation - Hinata sputtered unintelligibly, she was soaked and humiliated. Couldn't he just stop laughing? It's not funny and all she wants to do is disappear. AU.

19. Gaara & Sakura: Shades of Green, Shades of Red (16)
Nameless - It was the first day of senior year, the year Sakura was just going to have fun with. What she didn't expect was the new kid being right next to her in all four classes. AU.
Not My Point - "That's not my point." "Are you?" He prompted once more. She sighed, "Yes Gaara, and I always will be. But that's not my–" "Good."
Valentine's Day - Sakura understood perfectly that there was a slim chance of him ever liking her as more than a sister, so this would have to do. "Happy Valentine's Day, Sakura." Too bad the she was so blind. First person.
Inauguration - Naruto's dream was finally coming true. He was finally going to be Hokage. Though, it was nice to have someone else to help her through the entire process. First person.
Strong Tower - It was okay right? To have support when you need it? To have a shoulder to cry on when you're weak? To have someone to take care of and protect your heart and allow you to do the same? It's okay to love, right? First person.
Of All Things - Gaara scowled, he could not, could not, believe he'd tripped over a tricycle of all things. And broke his ankle while he was at it.
Matter of Time - They were all placed in one; it was only a matter of time.
Happy Birthday! - How embarrassing! She couldn't believe Kakashi had done that. Really, she wasn't Naruto she didn't read the stuff. But nooo he had to go and give it to her for her eighteenth birthday, in front of everyone.
Sometimes - Sometimes you have to look before you leap. Sometimes falling is the inevitable. Sometimes that leap and the fall are worth it all. Sometimes.
Lessons - Here is some advice: arguing is fun, but running head first into a brick wall hurts. Running into a brick wall may hurt, but it can get a girl her first kiss.
Doll - Suna-nin were known for their puppet masters. He wasn't one of them, but she was definitely his puppet.
Chasing Fireflies - Small chubby hands reached for neon green lights. "What are dreams?" "Lives created by fireflies." First person.
Political Event - She'd kill Ino one day, Sakura vowed to herself when she found herself at a police event. Naruto and Sasuke had goaded her into that. No, it was how she looked that screamed Ino. AU.
Wedding - "Did you know cathedral is derived from the word seat?" "Sakura, you're the one who wanted to go." "Well, you were going to be gone a while." "It's a wedding." "In a seat." "Sakura."
Diplomatic Behavior - This had proved it. Sakura simply was not made out for diplomatic behavior. She'd have to learn to control it if she wanted to continue to be his escort to these events.
Weekly - Once a week, he does the laundry. Once a week, he sees her. Once a week, she wonders why he doesn't do it more often.
Polliwog (Pending - 5% fin)

20. Itachi & Deidara: Reds and Yellows (2)
Seasonal Chuckles - Seasons are the common way of abbreviating winter, spring, summer and autumn. These are just some scenes between Itachi and Deidara with each passing season.
Anagram - He didn’t appreciate it when his lover decided to play the alphabet game with organizations, but he was not above siting it as reason to incur payback.

21. Itachi & Sakura: Stop n Go (8)
T-Shirt - Sasuke was getting sick of Sakura taking his shirts so he improvised. "Sakura, why are you wearing my shirt?" Itachi asked with intent eyes.
House of Cards - Because no matter how splendid, everything soon collapsed in on itself. Just like the house of cards they'd built as kids.
Deck of Cards - He loved to play even if only for hours or by himself in a dark and lonely room. That's why, when she joins him, he doesn't know how to react. Because no one's ever bothered. AU.
Bells - Perhaps it's the noisy bell around her neck, but he can't help but stare at her. It's all Sasuke's fault, really.
Marooned - Caught by the storms of the sea, Itachi finds himself with no one but a pissed off hostage, shipwrecked, and on an island he didn't even know existed. AU. Pirates.
Imp - She had no idea just what a little terror she could be, affecting him so with just a glance and a giggle before tittering off behind her mother's skirts. AU.
MPG - Uchiha Itachi is a child prodigy, and prestigious family heir. There is no shirking his responsibilities. But there is solace in the black of night, on an open road, and one of his favorite people in the world fast asleep in his lap.
Detour Naturally, the first time Sakura meets Itachi, they take a long detour. AU. Prequel to MPG.
AirBnB Hostess (Pending - 5% fin)
Snow Fight (Pending - 5% fin)
Haunted House Cliches (Pending - 5% fin)
Brat (Pending - 0% fin)

22. Kakashi & Sakura: Sensei (1)
Prove Me Wrong - An age gap between two people in a relationship wasn't a concept Sakura could grasp, so how'd this happen? AU.

23. Kiba & Hinata: Eyes (1)
Stop and Stare - She has such out of the ordinary, beautiful eyes that he couldn't help but stop and stare. AU.

24. Kiba & Sakura: Puppy Love (1)
Best Ma'am - She can’t believe they’re having this conversation, especially right there where her crush can hear.
Beauty (Pending - 0% fin)

25. Minato & Kushina: Immunity (1)
Steal - At some point, he realized that he had absolutely no idea how to deal with…this. How did one deal with a redheaded kissing bandit?

26. Naruto & Hinata: To [Blank] a Hyuuga Heiress (1)
Faith - That day when she sees him she almost walks up to him, she almost greets him, and she almost starts a conversation. But she doesn't.

27. Naruto & Ino: Blondes Have More Fun (1)
Human - She was a shinobi, it's what she did, it's what she chose. So why did she always feel so awful about it?

28. Neji & Sakura: Fate is a Girl (2)
His - Neji could never find the way to get Sakura to notice him. Then she goes and throws a school auction and even conveniently enters herself.
Sleeves - There is a reason why when she talks, people listen. It's because she's the best at what she does. Although, even she isn't at the top of her game all the time.

29. Neji & Tenten: Three Hundred and Fifty Nine (1)
Slow Me Down - You know that feeling where you can't stop thinking about something? A tune, an event or a person? What about a combination of them? AU.

30. Obito & Sakura: Nothing is Impossible (1)
Special Smile - Sakura's breath caught, it always did when she saw this special smile from this particular Uchiha. Note: this collection was made before Obito was brought back as a villian, and so this will most likely only be canon until that point.

31. Sasori & Temari: Reddening Hourglass (2)
In the Desert - Living in the desert made Temari accustom to looking at the starry heavens it also brought her to him.
Like a Puppet - His hands were rough, like the rest of him. He'd never be smooth and perfect like his puppets. She didn't care, though, and that's why he stuck around.

32. Sasuke & Ino: Don't Forget (3)
Can't Say No - It was a school thing and it wasn't sports, but for one reason or another he just couldn't say no to her. AU.
Excuse Me? - "Do you have an appointment?" "Excuse me?" "Do. You. Have. An. Appointment?" "No, I don't. Now move." "No can do." "You know what? I do have an appointment." "For when?" "Now, between my fist and your face." "Excuse me?" AU.
Organized - Sasuke survived by compartmentalizing his life, by keeping business and pleasure separate. But the blonde woman in his bed strove to make that nearly impossible. AU.

33. Sasuke & Sakura: The Bittersweet Kind (2)
Nudophobia - Fear of nudity "in my birthday suit"
Then Smirk - It was moments like these he realized that he'd paved his own road to hell. And he hadn't even done it with good intentions.
Everywhere (Pending - 0% fin)

34. Team 7: DysFUNctional (6)
Tall - Ever since they first met, it wasn't he or she, it wasn't I or you. It was 'us'. And she knew that any other way just wouldn't be right. AU.
Occupy - When Sakura and Sasuke realize Naruto is bored they almost want to run for the hills. But they know they aren't safe even there.
Instrumental - By looking at them, no one would believe that they all played classical instruments, but that was partially because they were in a rock band. AU.
Preparations - When Sakura gets married and the wedding is on the horizon, she realizes that the biggest problem is that neither of her boys can dance.
Together - They've worked so hard to get where they are, between the blood and sweat and tears; so hard. Too hard to let something like death rip them apart.
Children - When the four of them find the three children, they really don't know what to think other than the fact that they were definitely in for one hell of a ride.
Never (Pending - 5% fin)

35. Uchiha Family: Red Iron Fans (0)
Clocks (Pending - 5% fin)

Ouran High School Host Club

36. Kyoya & Haruhi: Knowing (1)
Dogpile - It really didn't surprise her when she was suddenly tackled from behind, but she supposed she should have given her boyfriend a better heads up.

Rurouni Kenshin

37. Sano & Megumi: Bad Luck (0)
Double Dating (Pending - 0% fin)

Suits

38. Harvey & Donna: Red Line (0)
Once (Pending - 5% fin)

Supernatural

39. Dean & Lisa: One Dark and Stormy Night (0)
Enthusiastic (Pending - 5% fin)

40. Winchester Family: The Family Business (1)
Trust - When he looks his brother in the eye and tells him his plan, he’s surprised that he’s met with nothing but faith and wholehearted consent. Wee!chesters.

The Vampire Dairies

41. Damon & Elena: Love Bites (1)
Words - She knows she doesn’t mean it but the hurtful, untrue words have already escaped her and it’s too late to take them back.

Yu Yu Hakusho

42. Yusuke & Keiko: Dreamt True (1)
First Dating, Then Kids -"Yusuke!" Keiko scolded for the unnecessary comment, "What? I was just joking."

Crossovers

Bleach/Naruto

43. Byakuya & Sakura: Cherry Zakura Blossoms (1)
Red - He was always so cold that sometimes, she wondered if he had ice in his veins. Being Rewritten. A sneak peak at Desk Job.

44. Hitsugaya & Sakura: Pink Snow (0)
Savior (Pending - 0% fin)

45. Itachi & Yoruichi: Wayward Plans (1)
Heart Shaped - It was moments like these he realized that he'd paved his own road to hell. And he hadn't even done it with good intentions. Non-mass.

46. Renji & Sakura: Scars (0)
Shakes and Shivers (Pending - 0% fin)

47. Sasuke & Rukia: The Second Sibling (0)
Asking Permission (Pending - 0% fin)

Criminal Minds/Leverage

48. Eliot & Reid: Illegal Means (1)
Caught - Eliot grumbles, and though he knows it doesn't change anything, he keeps grumbling. He feels like saying 'Damn it, Hardison', but it's not the hacker's fault he's stuck in a freezer with an FBI profiler.

Full Metal Alchemist/Naruto

49. Naruto & Winry: Fixations (1)
Water Blue - As much as she loved automail, Winry loved the water more. But only he'd know that.

Naruto/One Piece

50. Ace & Sakura: Revival (2)
One Life to Live - He lived. Nothing else mattered, not even how she came to be in the situation. Not even what she sacrificed. Sequel: Two Chances to Thrive
Two Chances to Thrive - He had a second chance. They both did. And he was going to make sure they made the best of it. Prequel: One Life to Live

Naruto/Trinity Blood

51. Itachi & Esther: Sharp Silver (1)
Reiterated - Itachi shrank to a crouch, ducking as Esther struck the floor, skidding in an awkward roll. He couldn't help himself, "I told you to duck, not roll."

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Fan Art:

Coven:
Coven Tattoo by Katthasahappi77 (Yes by the way, this is the same Katt who is my beta and accomplice (a.k.a. ZOMGiwantspieNAAOOWW). She's talented enough to do pictures too.)

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Things to make you laugh:

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

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Friends vs. best friends

FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink

BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandpa by grandpa

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD grandpa GRAMPS

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really fucked up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Knows only a few things about you

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through highschool /college (drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste"

FRIENDS: Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS: Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS: Sit there laughing their ass off saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when they turn you down

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to them and say, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Buy you a birthday present for your birthday

BEST FRIENDS: Won't stop singing that annoying birthday song just to annoy you.

FRIENDS: Help you clean up a mess if you spilt liquid

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh while pointing, "It looks like you wet your pants, dude"

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Quotes:

"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."

"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Don't get mad; get sadistic."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."

"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."

"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."

"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."

"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"

"You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home."

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."

"your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."

"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?"

"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"

"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."

"Define 'normal'."

“They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.”

"Every rule has an exception, including this one." - this is probably my second favorite quote out there simply because it completely true and awesome.

"Any thing that can go wrong will, at the last possible moment" - Murphey's law, it's my third favorite quote for the reason above.

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain." - Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean (Katt stated that I should add this when we were watching Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End so I told her that I'd say that she said I should add this to my quote list. And so: Katt said I should add this.)

"Blood is red because of these gay trolls that live in your red blood cells. But they're sensitive, so we call them homo goblins or more commonly known as hemoglobins." - Katt. (she came up with this in science...don't ask.)

"Anything can be fixed/solved with: bubble gum, bailing wire or duct tape. (Or in katt's version: chocolate, duct tape or C4)"

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it binds the universe together."

"Honor the power of the off switch" - Omi from Xiaolin Showdown.

"If my body must suffer, then so must yours." "Where is that in the bible?" - my brother and I.

"I think I owe you one, that was actually fun." Pause. Look of dawning understanding "That time you cried and I let your parents stay at my condo." Strait-oh-crap-face-with-an-oh-uh-smile. "Yep." - Harvey and Donna from Suits