Disclaimer ; Nope, I don't own Naruto, Scream or Scary movie.
Title ; Double date
Sasuke POV
I stand across from the two white eyed women briefly wondering which one I was supposed to keep company before Naruto answered my question by sticking his tongue down the older woman's throat, I guess the other one is my date.
That's right, I Sasuke Uchiha had been dragged to a double date by my best friend Naruto Uzumaki, A.K.A. the dobe, to a double date with the Hyuga sister's.
I don't know either girl well but apparently Naruto does as he seemed quiet 'friendly' with the older Hyuga sibling, it seems the poor girl's have a strict father who doesn't approve of dating before marriage, I know I gave the dobe the same look when he said it to me, so the girl's had to go out to see a movie together to get past him, that was why myself and the younger Hyuga were here right now.
Curse the Dobe and his girlfriend.
"Alright Teme, we're off, I'm trusting you to look after Hina-chan's little sister, don't let me down." Stated the Dobe before quickly leaving in the taxi we had taken to the Hyuga residence with his Lady friend, curse him indeed.
"Sorry you have to waste your night." The younger girl said to me with a sigh as she walked towards me, she was quite dressed up, but that was probably only to fool her father.
Poor girl.
"My night's not wasted yet, come on." I said to the Hyuga girl, Hanabi, I remembered how you ask, well not because the dobe told me, he could only ramble on about 'Hina-chan', but because Neji Hyuga, a friend from Karate class, told me.
"What ?" Hanabi looked at me surprised, and that worried me, how many time's and with how many of his friend's had Naruto pulled this trick for the girl to be surprised about me actually taking her out.
Poor girl.
"Do you want to go see a movie first or eat ?" I asked smiling at Hanabi, I don't know why but I was finding her clueless look adorable, and flipped my mobile phone open to call a taxi.
"I'm not really hungry." Answered Hanabi with a wide eyed look directed at me, I nodded to her as I told the taxi where to meet us.
"Okay then, we'll see a movie first." I said to her after hanging up the phone, the taxi would be here shortly.
"Why are you doing this ?" asked Hanabi as we waited.
"Because the Dobe promised to pay for dinner, for me and a beautiful girl," I told her.
"Oh, I see." She said sounding disappointed, she must think I was only doing this for a free meal.
",and I'm still waiting for the dinner part." I finished giving her one of my usual smirks, she looked momentarily shocked before she smiled at me, but it was a sad smile.
"You don't have too, you know." Hanabi told me, this girl seriously needed this.
"No, but I want too." I answered her, taking her hand and leading her to the Taxi that had just pulled up near us.
"Thank you." Whispered Hanabi softly, so softly in fact that I was worried it may have just been my imagination.
xXxXx
I wasn't sure what possessed me to do it, but I had.
I had taken Hanabi to a horror movie.
When I had asked Hanabi what kind of movie's she liked she confessed that she didn't get to watch a lot of movies, though their father probably thought they watched a lot, but that she had liked one she saw with a guy in it dressed as the grim reaper.
I had thought she meant one of the 'Scream' movies, Horror slasher movies you know.
Big Mistake.
What Hanabi must of seen was the first 'Scary Movie' movie, funny spoof movie.
Now the poor girl had her head crushed against my chest and was covering her ears, I was going to tell her that that actually made her more likely to be killed by a serial killer, as I usually do to the Dobe or Sakura, but thankfully I realised how stupid that would be before doing it.
Sadly the guy sitting next to us disagreed.
"That actually makes you more likely to be killed by a serial killer, and I doubt that you're small dicked boyfriend can protect you." Said the dark haired sitting two seats away from us, what the fuck was wrong with this guy, Hanabi was now even more edgy, plus she'd pulled away from me, but most importantly, he called my dick small.
"No one asked you creep !" I told off the guy with a growl in my voice, probably shouldn't have growled though as it made Hanabi even more nervous.
"I may be a creep, but at least I have a dick, do you carry around a dildo for you're girl dick-less ?" asked the bastard, and that was the last straw, I'm officially pissed.
"You want to say that again Asshole ?" I asked him in return as I stood up and violently gestured towards the man, a little bonus was that the scene I was creating was distracting Hanabi from having a panic-attack.
"You lack a penis and have to use a dildo to pleasure women, was that loud enough ?" said the guy, still sitting in his seat, though that was probably a good thing since it meant he wasn't knocked to the floor from my punch.
That started it off nicely, cheap shot's, low blows and eventually rolling around trying to strangle each other followed.
Then of course there was getting kicked out of and banned from the cinema, the guy, Sai, was apparently the owners son and pulled this shit quiet often, I had always wondered how the Dobe got banned from that cinema.
"Sorry about that." I apologised to Hanabi from my place sitting on the pavement where I had been so nicely 'escorted' by security.
"That's okay, that guy was a jerk, I recorded the fight on my phone by the way, wanna watch ?" asked Hanabi laughing at me a little when I patted the pavement beside me, gesturing her to sit.
I took a little, ahem great, satisfaction in watching myself and Sai fight, being a black belt was finally paying off, I made a mental note to recommend this cinema to Neji, both he and his girlfriend were black belts, and she had a temper Mwahaha.
"So what now ?" asked Hanabi from beside me, oddly watching me beat the living crap out of someone seemed to be an effective icebreaker seeing as she was less shy now.
"How's food sound to you ?" I asked lifting myself from the ground and offering Hanabi a hand.
"Sound's good, where ?" she asked, and I noticed she wasn't letting go of my hand, not that I was letting go of hers either.
"I know a little place I think you'll like, my brother work's there." I told Hanabi as I called another taxi, I really needed to get a car, and learn how to drive.
"Cool." Said Hanabi with a large smile on her face, with the wind gently blowing her hair from her face and with that happy spark in her pure white eyes I couldn't help but smile back.
xXxXx
"Welcome to the Akatsuki, if the food is bad and possibly lethal please do not tell the cook, he's quiet sensitive." Rhymed off the red haired man I recognised as Sasori, he give me a small wink when Hanabi wasn't looking.
"If you follow me to you're seat's please." Sasori told us as he led us to our seat's, which just so happened to be secluded from the others in a low-lit part of the restaurant, the main source of light being the romantic candles in the centre of the table.
Sometimes I really did love Itachi's friends.
"The waiter will be here soon to take you're orders, enjoy you're night." Sasori informed us with a bow before disappearing , an advantage of wearing dark clothes in a dark room.
"Wow, this place is pretty cool, so what's you're brother do ?" asked Hanabi looking around the room, as if on cue Itachi walked in.
"Here's your menus." Said Itachi handing us two menus.
"This is my brother Itachi by the way, Itachi Hanabi, what's the specials by the way ?" I introduced Itachi before asking my question.
"Nice to meet you, I wouldn't recommend them, Deidara's doing them tonight." Itachi greeted Hanabi and answered, of course we were both masters of double conversations, only moment's after Itachi said it I heard a loud
BANG
that would be Deidara's specialty food, or art as he preferred to call it.
"Right, I think I'll have the Spaghetti and Meatballs, what about you Hanabi ?" I asked the girl sending her a smile as I spoke.
"I'll have the same, thanks." Hanabi ordered.
"That's be about 15 minute's give or take, By the way Hidan and Kakuzu will be starting up in a few minutes." Itachi told us before pulling a disappearing act similar to Sasori's.
After a minute or two where myself and Hanabi made some small talk two violin's began playing, the two were not playing the same thing, more like opposite, but it weirdly sounded good together, like black and white.
"Sasuke, I'm starting to think you planned all this, it seems a bit to prefect to be on accident ?" Hanabi asked me with a smirk, I suppose, I usually didn't bring girl's I actually planned to date to Akatsuki, let alone on the first date, I wonder why I brought her.
"Wait till you see a date I actually planned out." I told her with the infamous Uchiha smirk.
The rest of the meal was filled with laughs and pleasant small talk, I learned that her favourite colour was blue, night sky blue to be exact, and I told her my favourite was red, crimson red.
We learned each other's favourite foods, books, games, everything, and we done it with smiles on our faces, but the night only lasts so long and soon we were waiting at the Hyuga compound entrance for Naruto and Hinata.
"We're back." Announced the Dobe springing from the taxi as soon as it stopped, he and Hinata were quick with there goodbyes, they tried to chew each others faces off, said 'I wuv you' and were ready to go.
I had something else in mind though as Hanabi began walking away from me after a small goodbye, she probably thought I wanted her to keep quiet about the fact that I can actually be nice, I quickly grabbed her wrist spinning her to face me.
And captured her lips in a sweet kiss, there was no tongue or biting, like the other two, just short and sweet, not exactly to say 'I love you' but to say that I could.
"Call me Hana-chan." I told the poor wide eyed girl handing her a slip of paper with my number and ignoring the equally wide eyed looks I was getting from the love birds, though they had thrown slack jaws in too.
"I will, Sasu-kun."
xXxXx
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