Um let's see my name's Beth

Female (hopefully that's obvious)

My bestest friend in the entire world is Rachael (CriminalxxxMindsxxxFreak).

Sometimes I'm so random it's insane and therefore have a FB page with Rachael which is right here -- http://www.facebook.com/pages/Randomosity-By-Beth-Rachael/262873409473, but lately we mostly talk about Fanfictions on there so not quite as random as it used to be.

I'm a music junkie I'll listen to anything but Rap, Instrumental, and Kids Bop, or any form of kids singing I'm sorry I don't find that to be cute, it just drives me nuts.

I get bored very easily, like Sherlock style bored, leaves me in one place to long or take away my computer access and I will redecorate, . . . . with a gun.

I'm a big fan of slash, quite frankly unless I ask for your opinion about me, my life style or writing choices I DON'T GIVE DAGNABBIT if your not into it don't read it no ones forcing you and I will always put a warning in the summary since it won't be my only style so there is absolutely no excuse for you to gripe at me for writing about it, if you are so stupid you ignore the warnings then it's your own fault

Also i have a superhero obsession plus legends myths and supernatural, and crime fighting.

I don't understand why people always run away screaming when they find a dead body, IT'S DEAD it can't do anything to you!!!! if I ever found a dead person I'd probably be the first suspect solely because I'd be calm about it and not running around screaming in fear.

If Dean Winchester showed up at my house, I'd bake him a Apple Pie, make some Cheeseburgers and Sweet Tea then send him off with huge a bag of peanut M&Ms, a restocked supply of Rock Salt and a list of hunts

If Eliot Spencer showed up at my house I'd let him use my kitchen, give him a massage a cooler full of Ice Packs and tell him where to find Dean

Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly, birds fly over the rainbow why can't . . . . ELEPHANTS!!! PINK ONES!!!

The big scary monster that was in your closet waiting to scare you? he wet his pants and ran away when realized you were in there too, hiding from yourself!

My Advice: Love life, live free, and stay very far away from me!

Favorite Shows

Supernatural

Leverage

Bones

Angel

Buffy

Criminal Minds

Sherlock

House

Quantum Leap

Pysch

The Mentalist

. . . . . ummm let's just say I have this thing for geniuses and men who can fight

Favorite Pairings

Slash

Jensen Ackles/ Christian Kane aka Dean Winchester/ Eliot Spencer or Dean Winchester/Lindsey Mcdonald and so on and so forth you get the picture (the amount that I adore this is beyond human comprehension)

Sam Winchester/ Dr. Spencer Reid (because ummm DUH, they'd be so perfect together!!)

Dean Winchester/Angel (Will settle 4 this when I can't find Dean and Eliot)

Dean Winchester/ Tony Stark (this one to)

Tony Stark/Bruce Wayne (beautiflie Ingenius)

Jason Gideon/John Winchester (becuase I'm weird like that)

Seeley Booth/Dean Winchester (b4 Brennen)

Seeley Booth/Eliot Spencer (b4 Brennen and just because of Angel)

Angel/Lindsey Mcdonald (because they are hot and there is no way you can completly hate someone that instantaneously with out some kind of history, infromation or a deep seated unexplained lust for that person)

William Turner/Jack Sparrow (because they are adorable, and Elizabeth Swann is and B*H)

Legolas/Aragorn (because, just Because)

Dr. Spencer Reid/ Derek Morgan

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson (because someday the rest of the world will see the light and realise: THIS IS CANNON!!! (said in this is sparta voice because that would be funnie)

Hetero

Sam Winchester/Buffy Summers (don't ask me why, IDK the answer, I don't even really like Buffy's character but with Sam she's tolerable

Cannon

Seeley Booth/Temperance Brennen (probably one of the only Cannon Hetero relationships I can truley appreciate)

Parker/Alec Hardison (Another of the few Cannon Heteros I can appreciate and respect)

Quotes

"I'm not crazy Pepper, I just finally know what it is I have to do, and I know in my heart, that its right" Iron Man aka Tony Stark

"It's not who I am underneath, But what I do that defines me" Batman aka Bruce Wayne

"I'm tired, I'm so tired I have bags under my eyes, Can you see the bags under my eyes? I Can" Me

"do you think it's cuz we're awesome? I think It's cuz we're awesome" Dean Winchester

My Stories

Bedazzle: I'm trying to come up with a second chapter where they ask Spike, but considering it's been like 3 or 4 YEARS since I just outta blue wrote the first one I can't really guarantee that it'll happen, plus I just recently realized Bedazzling someone would be painful so that's stumping me, and I think something's gotta change there.

Crossovers

A Discovery of Adorable Proportions: Leverage/Supernatural/Criminal Minds. Dean/Eliot & Sam/Reid, Working on it, I promise, I'm sorry I have so many stories that need work right now but I will get it done

Hunters Profiled: Criminal Minds/Supernatural, Sam/Reid.The chapter I'm currently writing has Bobby in it and for some reason he's harder to write then I expected, but I am working on it I promise!

Saving Spencer: Supernatural/Criminal Minds. Eventually gonna be Sam/Reid. I'm seriously sorry Ya'll who await the next chapter, my muse is schizophrenic I swear, I will get it up as soon as I can. and again, thanks AvenaCookie for the amazing pic.

Singing For You: Supernatural/Leverage. Eliot/Dean Beware will have LOTS of Country Music.

Soothing Wounds: Criminal Minds/Supernatural. Jason Gideon/John Winchester. not sure where I'm going with this right now, but I promise John is not mean or abusive it's just a Huge misunderstanding and evil people/beings interfering with their relationship

Springsteen: Criminal Minds/Supernatural John/Jason. This was orignally supposed to be a oneshot but it keeps growing (in my head at least) Promise I'm gonna work on it soon as I can.

Trust: Leverage/Supernatural. Dean/Eliot I SERIOUSLY thought I wrote another chapter on this, but that was before I moved, and let me tell you MOVING IS EXHAUSTING, Packing is tedious and exhausting, and apparently I was SO tired that week and running around doing so many things, that even though I thought I wrote another Chapter was sure that I did, I didn't really, but I will soon, after I write some on some of the the other stories I have to work on, sorry, but the Saving Spencer fans are scarier and more demanding, and this only has two reviews so far.

Oneshots

Between An Old Memory and Me: Supernatural fandom, Sort of a Songfic but not really, you don't have to know the song it's just what I based the story off from. It's John/Mary, and it's DONE

Invisibly Shaken: Supernatural/Leverage Songfic, needs editing, yet another thing I have to work on.

John's Reason: Supernatural Done.

Lullaby: Supernatural Wee!chester Songfic. Done

On Bended Knee: Criminal Minds/Supernatural Done, and I'm actually really happy with this one.

Words I Couldn't Say: Doctor Who/Torchwood Jack/TheDoctor. May turn it in to a multichapter later, I do have an idea for it but for now I don't really have the time so it's just a oneshot.

BTW: On the off chance that you are looking for a story I had up called Evil Hand. I took it down, because it didn't get that much attention after I had it up for a month, it had no reviews at all and it needed work, which I don't really have time to work on it, when I do eventually have the time, It's gonna be this huge multi-fandom thing that I will need most of my focus for, so I'm putting it aside for now.