Hello out there!!!!

This page is dedicated to myself and my usual pointless randomness outbursts so please, you have been warned!

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Hi!

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I sound so hip that I swear I can totally just hug a cute baby tiger and be cuter then it! Wait.. nevermind. Nothing is cuter then a baby tiger!!!!! AW!. OH I know what is cute more then a baby tiger, a genius named Spencer Reid! *drools*

So.. this is me. My name is Beronica Hermosilloshshijhougwyyhhall! Usually people see my last name and also drag it out because no one seems to know how to pronounce it! Hermosillo! VIVA!... HA!.. I am 27? 37? 47?! Ack! I just relised how old I am and love fanfictioning! Is that even a word? Who knows! It is now! I used to go by my other pen name (link below) but I lost the password and my email account which that one was linked to I forgot that password as well! I was a youngin! Plus who else do you know that has a AOL email?! It used to be wickedly awesome to have... Gosh remember the dialtone for the modem?!

http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/55098/JOXER

Yup! That is me!!!

Alrighty then, I do talk with 90's references so bare in mind that my jokes are so in that era and beyond that unless you know 90's then you will understand my sense of humor. If I have a sense of humor. And why is the Uk adds a U like in labor? It is Labour? I can't help it but wonder... Anyways, I heart everything! Well not everything but you get the point! The section below will be in more detailed of my likes and what nots!

Lets begin! 25 and more! (since updating profile) facts of me! Ready.. GO!

1. I have always lied about my age since I was 18 I said I was 32. When I was 32, I said I was 45. Now maybe I should start taking off years right? I am going to be 100 by the time I am 60.

2. Used to live in Norwalk until I was 15! It sounds crazy but as much as I miss my home town, I love where I live right now.

3. I do not like liars. They lie too much.

4. The one thing that makes me upset is the fact that people ask me to do them a favor like - Don't be mean and do this.- I am not mean and just because I may not be able to do it, doesn't make me mean! There are hundreds of way to come across by simply asking!

5. I fell in love with fanfiction when I got my computer and looked up what happened to seaQuest! 1996. Such a long time ago!

6. I love seaQuest! I researched everything about it once I got a computer. Ref #5!

7. I failed English, British Lit, and creative writting. Took summer school and one course at college so I could graduate with my class. Dyslexia is such a bitch. Thanks to that, my GPA was in the high 3.0's but not enough for a 4.0. College was harder to grasp on words.

8. I love math. Logs, Physics, Cal, Alg, trig.. The whole shabang! I can do math problems like no one!

9. I drive a mean angry blue chevy truck.

10. You think Cancer will have taken me?! NO! In your face Cancer! I beat you! BEAT YOU!

11. The majority of tv shows I watch are due to people telling me about them or writting about them. The Mentalist, Merlin, Criminal Minds, Buffy(just caught up on it even though it was ages ago!), Angel, The Big Bang Theory, Hoarders, Intervention, Dr. G Medical examiner.. The list goes on but yes, I am not that cool to find them on my own!

12. Shane Dawson makes me laugh!

13. I am about 4 years behind on my movie watching.

14. I love my family to bits!

15. I have a strange obession with Hello Kitty

16. I LOVE HALLOWEEN AND CHRISTMAS!!!!

17. I think in my past life I was a corset wearing bar maid.

18. TORCHWOOD FOREVER!

19. KIMI FOREVER! (now driving for Lotus! GO FORMULA ONE!)

20. Comics are nice. Comic Con nicer. Meeting the Torchwood cast and crew ... awesome!

21. I have 5 piercings

22. I want a tattoo but just looking at the needle I feel faint!

23. First year I owned a laptop was 2009!

24. I have pets! A Pom named Honey! A Lab named Taco. Two birds named Jake and Chance!

25. Me like Whump.. :)

26. I just discovered Supernatural!

27. I shall never grow up.

28. It took 5 years to finish college but I did it but then was like.. now what?!

29. My puppy Honey has her own AC. I love my dog.

30. I have a strange obession with Castiel. :D

Drop me a line when ever you like! I can be found on Facebook-(just let me know ya from !)

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002089374513

AIM- snowkonequeen (just state who you are or else I think you trying to sell me porn.)

Or PM through here! The following will be questionares I have answered on FB and forums that I want to take up my profile page with randomness!

Fandom Confessions :Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who

SUPERNATURAL:

01. The first character I fell in love with: John Winchester

02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Uncle Bobby

03. The character everyone else loves that I don't: Sammy.

04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Uriel

05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: Ruby. She was so badass at first. Then not so badass no more.

06. The character I would shag anytime: Castiel.

07. The character I'd want to be (like): Ash

08. The character I'd slap: No one lives long enough to have them slap worthy.

09. A pairing that I love: Cas and Sam.

10. A pairing that I hate: Wincest. Ick.

11. Favorite character: Castiel

12. My five favorite characters: Cas, Dean, Bobby, Lucifer, non vessel Sam

13. My five least favorite characters: Sam (its just.. Arg! I know.. I aint a fan right?! Hehehe. Hes just.. Annoying!), Gordon, Jo, Anna, brunette Ruby.

14. The character I am most like: God. I’m like, they handle it, I’m not stepping in.

15. My deep, dark fandom secret: I am warming up a bit to Sam but smile when he gets hurt.

CRIMINAL MINDS:

01. The first character I fell in love with: Dr. Spencer Reid.

02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Emily.

03. The character everyone else loves that I don't: None that I know of.

04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Ashley Seaver.

05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: Gideon. I mean did he have to leave and do that to Reid?!

06. The character I would shag anytime: ALL OF THEM.

07. The character I'd want to be (like): Garcia

08. The character I'd slap: Gideon

09. A pairing that I love: Morgan and Reid

10. A pairing that I hate: Reid and Rossi.

11. Favorite character: Reid.

12. My five favorite characters: Reid, Hotch, Emily, Garcia, JJ.

13. My five least favorite characters: Erin, Will Reid… Not a lot of people I least like.

14. The character I am most like: Kevin. J

15. My deep, dark fandom secret: Does it make sense that I would want to see Tobias team up with the Reaper? Also paired up Reid with Tobias but that would be a bit 4way right? *hides*

DOCTOR WHO:

01. The first character I fell in love with: 9

02. The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Donna.

03. The character everyone else loves that I don't: Rose.

04. The character I love that everyone else hates: Martha! *high 5 Laura*

05. The character I used to love but don't any longer: not that I can think of.

06. The character I would shag anytime: 11.

07. The character I'd want to be (like): Sarah Jane Smith.

08. The character I'd slap: Darvos!

09. A pairing that I love: Jack everyone.

10. A pairing that I hate: Like sexual has to be 10 and Donna. They just friends!

11. Favorite character: Jack!

12. My five favorite characters: Doctor, Donna, Ponds, Jack, Master

13. My five least favorite characters: Rose Tyler…

14. The character I am most like: Jack and the Master.

15. My deep, dark fandom secret: um… wondered if Doctor ever do things to the TARDIS in one

92 Truths

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage = 7up

2. last phone call = Best Mate Jules

3. last text message = Kat, mate from college

4. last song you listened to = Carry On My Wayward Son

5. last time you cried = I stubbed my toe hard.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = No

7. been cheated on = No

8. kissed someone & regretted it = No

9. lost someone special = Yes

10. been depressed = Yes

11. been drunk and threw up = No

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Purple

13. Pink

14. Black

LAST YEAR (2010), HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends = Yes!

16. Fallen out of love = Not in Love at the moment.

17. Laughed until you cried = Yes

18. Met someone who changed you = No

19. Found out who your true friends were = Yes

20. Found out someone was talking about you = Sadly Yes

21. Kissed anyone on your Face Book friend's list = Yes

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FaceBook friends list do you know in reality = Half I think.

24. Do you have any pets = Yes.

25. Do you want to change your name = No

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Craig Fergeson taping.

27. What time did you wake up today = What is Sleep?!

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Writing Fanfic.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Gas to lower prices

30. Last time you saw your Mother = Yesterday.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = Be healthier.

32. What are you listening to right now = Kittie

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yes

34. What's getting on your nerves right now = People who cut me off on the road only to go slower then me!

37. Nickname = Ronica, Joxer, Roni, Luci, Bitchy...

38. Relationship Status = Awesomely Single

39. Zodiac sign = Taurus

40. He or She = She

41. Elementary = Nottingham

42. High School = Hell.

43. College = VVC

44. Hair color = Black

45. Long or short = Medium short.

46. Height = 5'2"

47. Do you have a crush on someone? = Does Castiel count? No.

48. What do you like about yourself? = I am weird.

49. Piercings = 5

50. Tattoos = want...

51. Righty or lefty = Righty.

FIRSTS:

52. First surgery= 7 years old. Cracked skull.

53. First piercing = Ears. 2 months old.

54. First best friend = Jackie.

55. First sport you joined = Basketball

56. First vacation = Nope

58. First pair of trainers = Shoes? I remember getting LA light shoes in kindergarden.

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = No

60. Drinking = RC cola

61. I'm about to = Go potty

62. Listening to = x103.9

63. Waiting for : New day to start

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? = Yes. 5

65. Get Married? = Highly unlikely.

66. Career? = No

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes = Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses= Hugs

69. Shorter or taller = Taller

70. Older or Younger = Fuck age!

71. Romantic or spontaneous = spontangeous

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = invalid question.

73. Sensitive or loud = Both

74. Hook-up or relationship = Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant : VOID

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger = Yes

77. Drank hard liquor = Yes

78. Lost glasses/contacts = Yes

79. Sex on first date = No

80. Broke someone's heart = Yes

81. Had your own heart broken = Yes

82. Been arrested = No, was detained.

83. Turned someone down = Yes

84. Cried when someone died = Yes.

85. Fallen for a friend = No

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = Yes

87. Miracles = Yes

88. Love at first sight = Yes

89. Heaven = Yes

90. Santa Claus = Yes

91. Kiss on the first date = Kiss on the cheek. Yes.

92. Angels = Yes