Morning Sickness

Stein woke up to the sound of sloshing water coming from the bathroom. He rolled over and noticed his bed was cold.

Apparently she'd been in there for a while.

With a groan he pulled himself out of the comfort of his bed and wandered towards the bathroom. His wife was hunched over the toilet, emptying the contents of her stomach.

"Are you cheating on me with the toilet again?" he teased, pulling her hair back so no chunks got caught in it.

"Stein," she groaned, wiping her chin. "For the last time; that was the showerhead and it was before we were dating. Besides, you already got rid of it." Marie gestured towards the porcelain showerhead that didn't match the rest of the chrome appliances. Stein chuckled slightly; happy Kid hadn't visited in a while. He would've gone on a symmetrical rampage.

"Well, I wouldn't want to have any competition." He said, not quite sure she heard him since she resumed puking.

"I wonder how long the morning sickness lasts." She gasped when she could breathe again.

"Hopefully, not that long." Stein replied, peeking into their bedroom to check the time. His alarm blinked 3:45 back at him from his nightstand.

"Ugh, I want that showerhead back." She groaned, wiping her mouth. "It wouldn't get me pregnant." Stein chuckled.

"You never know. People turn into weapons, who says a showerhead can't get someone pregnant?" Marie seemed to ponder that statement.

"Good point," she said quickly before pulling herself towards the toilet again."You're never going to touch me again after this." She hissed, looking away from the disgusting mess in the toilet.

"You know…" Stein started, a certain thought running around his head as he stared at the back of his wife's head. "Our child is going to have some screwed up eyesight. I mean, I have to have glasses or I can hardly see and you only have one useful eye…" he stopped and cursed his tired mind. If he had been wide awake instead of falling asleep in the bathroom he would've never said that.

Luckily; he was saved from his wife's wrath as more food found its way into the toilet.

"I'd kill you for that but I want this child to know its father." She said, dry heaving into the toilet.

"Lucky me."

"But I'll have you begging for death once I'm not a whale anymore." She groaned, grabbing the tub and pulling herself into a standing position.

"Are you sure you're ok to go back to bed?" he asked.

"I'll take this." She said while snatching up a trash bin. "Plus; I'm out of food to throw up. Without a second glance she stumbled towards the comfort of their bed.

Stein sighed. It was just another regular night with a pregnant Marie. He still couldn't believe that when this was all over they'd have another baby running around their apartment.

It was all so weird.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater…yet.

Author's Notes: I really wanted my first story on this sight to be all awesome but…this came instead. I honestly have no idea where it came from, and I get there's a bit of OOC-ness but I can just imagine them going through this xD SteinxMarie for the win!

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