Sasuke wakes up in a world that's just like his, only he's found himself in a role that's better suited for a certain loud mouthed orange clad idiot. It's with some measure of shock that he realises their roles have been switched . . . in more ways than what he likes. As things progress he realises that this world is nothing like his own. AU. Gen. Time travel. Adopted: alolha123

A girl reborn into the world of ninja wants to escape the cycle of violence. Power is the only thing that brings freedom in the ninja world and she will have freedom... at any cost. However breaking the bonds she forms won't be as simple as she imagines. AU SI.

You rang?

...and very surely I do not dream"- Poe. Uchiha Itachi died. Then he woke up chained in a cell, in a Sound stronghold. Having fought his way free, he encounters some people he knew were dead, and some who when previously met have tried to kill him on sight, but now show concern. Is this an elaborate genjutsu? Or something else?

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

elijah suffers at the hands of esther. one-shot.

rebekah and klaus arrive in the south of france. one-shot.

elijah and rebekah exist together in freya's daydream. drabble.

AU in which Orochimaru stays in Konoha and needs some new help around the lab. Eight year old Sakura volunteers. This turns out to be a worse idea than she anticipated. (Mentor fic, but not... healthy mentorship...) Please read warnings.

In a Naruto universe where the Ninja Academy doesn't inexpicably pass one student too few to form complete teams, an unfamiliar face gains her hitai-ate. Ami is happy to take her rightful place as a genin of Konoha, but when an unexpected -and unprecedented- additional promotion puts that year's dead last into the rookie pool, someone is going to find themselves left over.

Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.

L enters another afterlife, fights crime, eats cake, and attempts to find the love of his life. Along the way, he meets a lot of mass murderers from his past. Some are more welcome than others. Features most characters from the DN canon. Sequel to Second Chances - does not stand alone. Matt/Mello. L/Light. Some other pairings.

A pre-canon, Klaroline twist. What if Klaus took an interest in Caroline when he was in Alaric's form? How could their story have changed?

Rose Weasley is about to begin her fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But while she is waging a cold war with Scorpius Malfoy on the home front, the Wizarding World is about to break out into political and social revolution.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Almost 30 years after the end of the war, Sasuke discovers that a clone was made of his brother. He doesn't handle it well. Especially when other clones begin to surface, and all signs point to an old foe being responsible. A mystery.

"I'm Hatake Kakashi. I'm here to kill you. How would you like to spend the last day of your life?" - People tend to forget that shinobi lie. A lot.

::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)

Octavian keeps his bloodied trophy trapped in the cellar. AnthonyxOctavian, postRome AU

Young men have a fierce, careless beauty; it's the something in them that makes them want to be soldiers, makes them want to kill. It has been bred into them, bloodline to bloodline, so that they value medals over sons. For the D-Day 70th anniversary.

When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite

"What do I think?" This is a dangerous question. England pauses, looking at his king. Henry, that spoilt, tempestuous brat. "I think it's quite the silliest thing I have heard from you yet. What think you of naming it 'The Church of Henry?" For St George's Day/England's birthday.

In the afterlife, a few of the most likely suspects try to figure out which one of them was the most responsible for the myriad of problems facing the ninja world.

He doesn't like women like her, so this is stranger than a dream. One-sided MitoMada, one-sided MadaHashi.

Madara requires a wife, and this is totally not what Mito signed up for. MadaMito and one-sided HashiMada.

A shinobi's age is measured not by how long he's lived, but how much time he has left. KisaIta, not AU.

Old family secrets lead Caroline on a journey of self-discovery and into the dark underbelly of New Orleans as Klaus works to reclaim his kingdom and rebuild the family he's slowly destroyed over the centuries. A TVD/The Originals crossover. Caroline/Klaus.

All Sasuke wanted was revenge. He never expected to be thrown into the midst of Konoha's hidden discordance, or to learn the truth about Uchiha Itachi. Time travel. The Uchiha coup occurs. On Hiatus.

Hatake Kakashi. Eight dogs that crowded his house of two. A disgraced name turned on its head. A Rivalry that clung to him like a burr. An anbu title taken from a dead man. Three kids that grew up drenched in peace. A mask, because it keeps his nose warm. Kakashi-centric.

a world where Voldemort has won the First War, marriages are broken and others are arranged in order to preserve the sacred purity of blood. James Potter is separated from Lily. Now they have to find another bride for him.

Sacrifice is a continuum born in blood; Madara knows this intimately. Probably more allegory and Izuna than is healthy. Also cannibalism. Hashirama/Madara.

[In some ways, he isn't older than him in the slightest.] Tobirama, Hiruzen, and the things Hiruzen learned from his sensei without Tobirama realizing it. AU, Kinship-verse, Hiruzen narrates.

[there is an art to falling apart.] Their village is built on blood and tears. Founders. Tobirama narrates. Not 625 compliant.

[and then you plummet.] Hashirama returns from the Valley of the End. Tobirama narrates. Hashirama, Tobirama,Hashirama/Mito. Not 624 compliant.

All myths have a source.

Crime doesn't stop just because you're dead. Set in the afterlife. L catches bad guys, eats cake, falls in love, and is haunted by a giant evil skeleton. Very, very slow meandering romance. Naomi/Raye. Matt/Mello. L/someone familiar.

What would Twilight be like if Edward fell for Jessica instead of Bella? A humoristic approach from Jessica's POV.

Sakumo didn't know where it all started. Everything just seemed to happen so naturally that it was hard to pinpoint any one event.

It is a very nice day. Obito, Kakashi. Gen. Post-614.

More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

A perfect world. Kakashi, Obito. post-612.

52 years, 4 months, 9 days.

The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.

Sometimes the things you lose follow you. Sometimes the people you lose do too. One shot, ObitoRin, manga spoilers.

Four times Marcus found out about Didyme's death, and the one time he didn't. AU

He keeps dreaming of a future gone to hell, but it's irrational to imagine that his visions would actually happen, right? Or so Sasuke thinks… but there are too many coincidences that prevent him from dismissing his dreams as mere illusions. Timetravel. (A/N: WIP on hiatus.)

The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?

The actions of a masked man. Obito-centric. Gen. Introspective. Spoilers for ch. 599.

All those in favor of Dark!Naruto, Sexy!Hinata, Cute!Sakura, and Playboy!Sasuke, raise your hands. Movie spoilerific.

An AU klaroline multific, wherein Caroline meets Klaus and falls for him, not knowing that he is, in fact, Klaus. Rated M for sexytimes :D

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

Nathan Rivers finds that the game board never runs out of pieces. Kira finds that justice falls from the sky. /post-Death Note/

Kakashi-centric. Obito lives; life isn't perfect. Four years after the disaster in Iwa, who they are. One-shot.

The patient wakes. Johan in the ICU. Johan, others. Dark. Horror. Gen. Series spoilers.

Caesar and Antony have a conversation. Caesar x Antony.

She likes to watch her brother paint.

"You need only remember this. We are Martells. And we are not weak."

This family is a cage.

Do you remember what it was like, to pull stars from the sky? Do you remember how they burned our hands?

In the end, it didn't really matter what road he took. Tom Riddle's destiny was, is and will always be in the form of Lord Voldemort.

AU. He keeps dreaming of this place, night after night, a recurring dream that is never the same.

Chomp. Crush. Grind. It's not a difficult concept to grasp, is it?

Danzou sits in his darkened house, listening for a knock on his door that he hopes will never come. One shot.

There's a reason he keeps coming back after all these years. Antony/Atia, oneshot.

She was once a girl with hopes and dreams. Now, she is a woman with neither.

An expansion of Cold Cases. A genetic test reveals a dark secret from the First War.

It takes only a second to establish the order of hierarchy. Vague KisaIta.

That is a similarity they never discover - Regulus, Severus.

These borrowed eyes reflect on shattered souls. One shot, manga spoilers.

There had come a point where America had the realization that he had fallen in love with the Moon.

Harry finds himself in a hellish future. Semi-crack, TGYH challenge response. 1st Person POV and very, very strange.

America finds himself lost in shock in the wake of Kennedy's assassination, and receives comfort from an unexpected source.

A sequel to 'The Rest of the Slytherins'. For the Slytherins, post-war is also post-Snape. Main characters: the Slytherins, Snape's portrait, Professors McGonagall and Slughorn.

The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.

The Raikage's decided that Uzumaki Naruto is what you get when you take the worst qualities of children and add a God complex and histrionic personality disorder to the mix. Spoilers for 541. AU.

The board has been laid out. The pieces have been set and moved. The pawns are scattered across the floor, and Ichimaru's fingers are wrapped around a stark white bishop. "That's another check, little taichou." The game has only begun.

This is what he waits for. - Sai, Danzo -

Cho will stand by Marietta. AKA Hell hath no fury like a woman who's had one of her friends disfigured then dissed.

As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)

They are the strongest. 100 jinchuuriki-centric drabbles and oneshots.

-Hobbes, Calvin- He's been alone for so long. They both have.

Hashirama put his highest hopes, dreams, and delusions into Konoha's creation. One was that, maybe, Madara didn't really hate him. Another was that, maybe, he didn't really love Madara. From Konoha's birth to the First Hokage's death. Onesided HashiMada.

The affairs of humans and nations meant nothing to Winter. All that changed after he met a strange little boy named Ivan.

1943. AU It was supposed to be Tom Riddle's sixth year at Hogwarts. A few more months then he would 17 and be free of the Muggle World forever. No one expected that he would be drafted. Grindelwald's campaign doesn't seem as righteous as it did before.

First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.

Hermione and Dean Thomas decide that Harry should be told why dating Ginny should be a NO. Oneshot, possible sequels.

What do old soldiers do when the war ends? Hashirama, Madara, Mito.

Szayel Aporro Granz,' the Octava said, graciously brushing his pink tresses off his forehead. 'Here to shake, rock, adapt, and, more pointedly, electrify your world.'

He asked for mercy. America wanted to know why he should get it. -Post WWII one-shot.

There are a thousand steps between Orochimaru's- Kabuto's- body and Naruto's. This is how Sasuke takes them. Be warned, this fic is a bit of an odd bird. One-shot.

It wasn't supposed to be this way. It was supposed to be Itachi lying there, not Sasuke. Character Death, minor spoilers for 397.

Oneshot. When Naruto joins ANBU, it is a little like coming home after many strange and wonderful things. Sometimes, there is a simplicity in returning to those who raised you that feels better than any battle rush.

The tautology of you and me. Itachi/Shisui.

Shisui committed suicide and everyone believed it all too easily. Another look at ItaShi and the Shisui loyalists. Inabi POV. Oneshot.

Dieter Heydrich is a model German boy with perfect Aryan complexion, exemplary conduct in the Hitler Youth, and fanatical loyalty to his beloved Führer. But on his eleventh birthday, he discovers a hidden magical world led by Gellert Grindelwald...

-Mayuri, Nemu- He's like an alchemist at his work.

Ginerva wondered just what it was about her that seemed to draw the attention of attractive, teenage Dark Lords. Time Travel. Oneshot. Rare Pair: Gellert Grindelwald x Ginny Weasley

Sakura froze. Kakashi almost dropped his book. God help us all.

Light Yagami is perfect, even with his faults.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

-Kakashi x Shizune- Attending to a man affected by Tsukuyomi was never something she was prepared for.

Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…

"Neji's gonna hate you." Hiashi nodded, trying to ignore the pain in his chest. "Just like Itachi hates me."

-Nanao, Byakuya, Gin, Rangiku, Soi Fong- They love each other, in their own screwed up ways.

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Karura and Shukaku, as they wait for her to die and Gaara to be born.

...Itachi tried to kill Uchiha Shisui. Written for the bitter nakano exchange on LJ. Crack.

Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::

In a world where Regulus escapes the inferi only to be caught by the Ministry, and is sentenced to death by Dementors' Kiss. The day before Regulus dies, he has a last request. But Sirius has closed his ears, and the future remains unchanged. Slightly AU

Light killed L on November 5, 2004. But then, 6 years later, L wakes up in a hospital bed. He quickly learns that Kira is dead, but as he knows from experience, dead things don't always stay that way... Completed 7/28/10.

Prostitution and assassination and the way of the shinobi are for Kakashi, and firsts and lasts and middles will never involve those nimble hands or chapped lips stretching in a bright, happy smile against his hip. There is no other choice, Sandaime says.

Twenty years after the end of the Dark War and the world has changed. There is no such thing as a hero, and if there was, Harry Potter certainly would not be one. A dark accounting is forged in the truth and tragedy buried amidst the ruins of ascension.

The Battle of Hogwarts seen through Slytherin eyes

Even Light’s plans don’t take spontaneously changing gender into account. Fortunately, he can adapt.

A forbidden encounter, a chance conversation. Rukia Kuchiki is about to discover what some people are willing to do for the good of Soul Society.

Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.

Naruto has always loved plants. Maybe a little too much. Co-written with Kraken's Ghost.

Eternity is intended for the beautiful, the curious and the strange. Aro and Sulpicia: a series of vignettes. .:complete:.

Because the Uchiha Clan is a lost cause and everything that's in it, even the children, are one, too.

Three times where the Akatsuki are less than villainous. Itachi, Deidara, others. Crack. Gen. No spoilers.

At seventeen, Lucius Malfoy wants respect, power, and sex. Narcissa Black wants nothing to do with him. Not that it matters; Lucius has no interest in a prissy little snob anyway. Obviously, they were a perfect match. *Not for anyone under the legal age*

Naruto is sent abroad to teach at Hogwarts as part of a cultural outreach program between magic-using communities. And, surprisingly, the castle is still standing. So far.

UKUS. He had slept the sleep of the saved. America had slept the sleep of the condemned. Inspired by artwork by TechnoRanma.

Most people didn't know much about Tenten, and she preferred things that way. -Supplement to Belletrist Word Salad's "Wicked Game." Gift fic. Pilot based. Rated for language.

Jessica Stanley must deal with keeping up appearances, her slutty mother, amazing/annoying friend/zombies, being chubby, having "pent up anger", and falling in like with someone she hates. MikexJess

Lucius Malfoy has errands in Diagon Alley, a child's birthday party to attend, and the duties of a devoted father.

It took Shisui eight minutes to drown. Itachi would have been glad to have spent half as many years drowning.

On chakra colors and bad haircuts. In the mountains of Kirigakure, two ANBU captains meet.

10 people who watched Gai without being noticed. 10 people who could have helped, but didn't. 10 times Gai went on with his life without knowing they cared; one way or another.

Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.

Coyote Stark lies wounded, but not quite dead.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” Aro heeded Napoleon’s words as the Cullens made their own fatal mistake—and intended to correct his own.

Lucius Malfoy has a certain reputation; Hermione is moved to investigate, with hopes of hands-on inquiry. A crackfic in three movements. Other pairings: Draco/Hermione, Narcissa/Percy.

Konoha in the days following the Uchiha Massacre. Gen. Sasuke, others. Vague spoilers for 485.

In a moment of despair, the Copy Ninja performs a forbidden jutsu. Kakashi raises Itachi from the dead. AU. Gen. Spoilers for chapter 484.

Gen. Itachi and Sasuke, after death. Bleach universe. Spoilers for chapter 402.

I am too pure for you or anyone. Your body hurts me as the world hurts God. Deidara adjusts to life as an Akatsuki. Gen. Deidara, Itachi, others.

Of roads and repetitions. Uchiha Madara/Senju Hashirama. Madara-centric.

Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's. Caesar/Servilia, Caesar/Cleopatra, Mark Antony, Octavian

In which various characters, outside of their control, end up getting hugged. CRACK. Sai x everyone ftw. Random!Itachi for the bonus win. Sasuke doesn't like getting hugs :x

I walk dry on your kingdom's border / Exiled to no good. Itachi, after the massacre. Gen. Spoilers for 402.

L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.

Russia decides to throw a birthday party and invites the entire world, but no one shows up... that is, except for one rather insensitive guest and one who might or might not be just an alcohol-induced hallucination.

Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.

Of straw, sticks and bricks. The Axis play the Three Little Pigs; World War Two is not a fairy-tale.

A cool fingertip brushes his eyelash, and his resolve cracks. “Brother,” he manages, and is surprised to hear that his voice is choked. -Izuna, Madara, duty and sight.-

Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.

The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.

Hanabi is ten when she decides she will never marry. Hyuuga-centric, Nejihina/Hyuugacest.

America suffers from post-concussion syndrome after a terrorist attack. With palliative care the world is expected to make a full recovery. 9/11 as a blow to the head with an AK-47.

Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.

Aizen is dead, and the Winter War has been won. But the Lord of Las Noches is yet alive, either in the insanity or in the soul of the very Hero of the Winter War that slew him. And he's not going to be satisfied until Ichigo's stark raving mad...or worse.

Itachi's first night in ANBU. He's lying prone on the table, arms splayed out like those of a corpse, but he does not move. That's the first thing they tell you--don't. So Itachi doesn't. Because this is ANBU, and it does not matter who you are.

Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…

One-shot. Whenever one holds power over the lives of others, there will be the desire to misuse it. Gaara knows this desire, and so does his sensei. Please read and review.

1943-1945: Italy is a battleground. After Mussolini is deposed and the new Italian leadership signs an armistice with the Allied Powers, German forces seize control of most of the country. Veneziano goes quietly; Romano does not.

Some legends are born and some legends are made. Uchiha Itachi's legend just is.

."Maybe she mistook us for a family." The Litbel republic, through time and trial and heartbreak. Lithuania thinks about almost-brothers and almost-wives and almost-brothers-in-law in a family drama that plays out behind the Iron Curtain.

Flash. Bang. Hiroshima. Nagasaki. Japanese pride after the war and the war-heads was, and is, a difficult concept.

‘When he returns to Earth- gasping, slowly, slowly, atom bomb- everything has slipped away again.’ Ivan and Alfred post WWIII and the absence of the Dragon in the room. America feels himself that little bit more insane.

After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sasuke the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.

The fruit is rusting on the vine. The fruit is calling from the tree.

Naruto owes Kyuubi more than he knows.

America grows up throughout history. To commemorate the Fourth of July.

America's never been hurt like this before. England reacts.

America joins the Allies after the attack on Pearl Harbor.

None of the Arrancar know quite what his role is; Gin isn't quite sure that he does either. But he doesn't let that bother him too terribly much. Aizen/Gin.

Some time after Team 7, but long before Pein, Kakashi got back into ANBU.

Hyuuga Neji goes missing nin, which is more complicated than it sounds. Luckily the Uchiha brothers are experts in professional treachery and more than willing to give him tips...whether he wants them or not. /post timeskip/ Sound Village mind f***ery/

Itachi/Ino. Beauty was a very broad concept, she soon came to realize. Especially when Uchiha Itachi was included in the picture. She could cry forever over the things that she would do for it. For signalbox.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Sasuke dies. [An AU where Itachi killed Sasuke in the massacre]

The eyes are the windows to the soul, but Harry knew something was up long before his eyes changed. HP/Naruto crossover, oneshot.

One Shot. Byakuya leans in to kiss her then, but she deftly tilts her head away. His lips meet her cheek instead, as they always do. Byakuya/Hisana.

AU Fifty years after Voldemort won the war, all is well.

Jushiro sits down for a painful talk with Ichigo. It's all over now and Jushiro is so sorry it had to end like this.

The Rokubi Jinchuuriki. Because he's a Jinchuuriki, he'll die as one as well.

One Shot. It is easier to smile than to show his bitterness seeping through. If this is Heaven, he wonders how Hell can truly be a punishment.

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

While hunting for a bounty in Otogakure, Hidan and Kakuzu attract some unwanted attention. Orochimaru's time of transfer is approaching, and Hidan's abilities have made him a prime candidate...

Sometimes he couldn't understand what his nation believed, or what it stood for, because it it was fractured, and though the majority of the damage had happened in just four years, it would never be the same. Civil War America, and the consequences.

After losing the battle with Sasuke, Itachi finds himself in a dark and empty place. But is he really where he thinks he is? Oneshot.

Sometimes when Itachi is with Kakashi he remembers the thrill of not knowing. Other times he just feels like a ghost. Partner to Loosing Itachi

James raised his wand, and Sirius had one shocked moment to register the stark black ink on the inside of his best friend's forearm before the world went sickly green and then faded away. Oneshot - Complete.

It was the time of year no jounin instructor enjoyed: Teacher Evaluation. It was the one time they were at the mercy of their student's whim, where everything they'd done could now turn around and bite them back.

Son and brother, genius and killer. This is Itachi's story, from cradle to manhood, a descent into darkness with a mind so terribly clear it redefines the borders of madness. Power at any price, strength at any cost...

Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.

A twist on Ron Weasley and the Love Potion mishap in book six.

Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.

Sometimes, Sasuke couldn't help but wonder who the replacement really was on Team Seven. Maybe it wasn't Sai. Maybe it was Sasuke himself.

You are too fast in accepting the idea of suicide. This wasn't. — Misa

Dr. Phil has nothing on Byakuya.

Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.

The world remembers a martyr, a painted icon with a golden halo. Lily Potter wasn’t that.

You understand? "He promised to never be that stupid. He promised not to love like that and not to gleefully destroy potential happiness with a yen for putting his own personal spin on masochism." Namikaze Minato settled for silver medal in so many ways.

Blood is the daguerreotype of will." Kakashi Hatake and Obito Uchiha, post-Kakashi Gaiden. He calls himself Kakashi Hatake, but he's uncertain that is accurate.

First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.

Sasuke saves his brother and himself and tries to go home with the winnings.

It is just another ordinary day, and all is well. Or: Itachi, before the massacre.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Itachi, Madara - In a way he was a parent-figure.

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.

What happens when two fated people never meet?

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

Sometimes the prey evolves, or at least learns how to issue restraining orders. Metafic.

Itachi lets Naruto know exactly whose fault it is that Sasuke has defected from Konoha.

There is no villain. There is no hero. There is only redemption and damnation, success and failure. Regulus Black, and growing up in all the wrong ways.

The truth behind the Uchiha Massacre, revealed at last! Any resemblance to canon is strictly accidental.

Jiraiya was twenty-four, and knew that the kid was going to be friggin' screwed in the head when he peeked over into the rush bassinet and saw a tuft of light hair buried in a mismatched pile of puppies. :JiKaka, sort of. MinKaka if you squint.:

“Godric walked across and Salazar pulled him down, and they moved like pale fire.” Harry finds it’s all too easy to slip, and the past is bleaker than he believed. Mild het and mm slash, nongraphic but implied sex. Now complete.

You wanted me to be your friend," hisses the fox, "and I'll be the best one you've ever had." - An AU where Naruto is killed at birth and Sasuke is the only one left to find the Kyuubi. Incest, underage, violence, Uchiha massacre alert.

Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.

In the manga, when Itachi killed his clan and mind-raped Sasuke, he gave him some strange words to live by. What if Sasuke actually took those words to heart? Not Yaoi.

Atia and Octavia, through the years.

There were other people in the Iwa-Konoha war, and Yondaime was only a hero to some of them. Death, violence, bad language. Oneshot.

Post DH. In the wake of victory, Harry struggles with life, love, and the reform of the British wizarding world. He learns that life is complex, and that happy endings are fleeting. Chapter 24- Dreams: The Unicorn in Kensington Gardens

Itachi was a genius. His fingers hit their target and he was gone. Sasuke reflects on his victory. Spoilers for chapter 397. One-shot.

Everyone thought of Namikaze Minato as a hero after his death. His wife didn't, and her actions proved it. Oneshot Dark themes

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.

Thirteen endings to thirteen stories. Collection of drabbles.

Regulus doesn't.

Itachi x Kisame, speculative AU. One man's genius is another man's insanity.

Three sisters react in three ways to one event. Part Three, Narcissa. ::In this moment, Cissy hates Bella.::

Kakashi keeps accepting Gai’s challenges because he likes to pretend that they still make a difference in the tally of their Eternal Rivalry. Because, really, he knows that he's already lost. Gai is too kind to bring up the worst challenge of them all.

Futurefic, drabble. The last moments of Konoha's Sixth Hokage.

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Itachi was not strong enough. In this respect, at least, he knows he is a failure. The Uchiha massacre goes differently. AU.

[Well,] Yamamoto asked, [Does anyone else want to file sexual harrasment charges against their captains?] Two hands immediately raised.

Outnumbered, outgunned, and deep in enemy territory, Ichigo and his friends are in dire straights. Fortunately, the cavalry arrives just in the nick of time. Too bad the cavalry is completely insane. [CRACK fic]

Narcissa knows exactly what death tastes like. [Narcissa kills five people. One shot. Dark.]

[Oneshot] The world moved on while Sasuke slept.

Harry Potter never accepts defeat. Never.

What leads up to a gunshot, and what follows it. [spoilers up to 25]

The bond between two brothers cannot easily be cut, and only Sasuke and Itachi have ever succeeded. Sasuke doesn't love Itachi—he hates him, and Itachi knows this. [Gen. ItachiSasuke.]

To everyone else, Tenzo is a perfect shinobi. At first Tenzo doesn't understand why, but now he knows just what makes him flawless.

There are ghosts that haunt 12 Grimmauld Place that no one ever recognizes. But Walburga has seen them all.

Listen to me, Kreacher, He whispers hoarsely, kneeling down, door open to howling wind behind him, I want you to do exactly as I say... [Maybe he's just a kid with a problem he can't hide. Regulus. DH Spoilers.

A body floats downstream, currents eddying about the slender fingers, the waterlogged bandages, the long pale hair that spreads out like sunlight’s reflection on water. Her name was Yugito Nii, and her dream has ended. Done for '20 truths' LJ community.

Set during and after ch108. 'Maybe, just maybe, he wishes he had shot Near instead of Light that day.' Matsuda doesn't know what he wants anymore. He doesn't know what he believes anymore. [oneshot]

Postwar. 'You and I will always be here ... even after you follow me into death, we will remain.' The wizarding world tries to rebuild and forget, but history will always repeat itself. Mild TomHarry. [oneshot]

Byakuya proves it's possible to talk your way out of anything. Renji decides that when someone tells you you've got amnesia, don't question it. Ukitake doesn't know whether or not he should laugh.

Lots of people think the epilogue is fluff. I think it's CREEPY. This fic is the reason why. Contains spoilers, oneshot.

Nanao couldn’t imagine what she’d do without the Eighth, or its captain. She supposed that she loved both, although it wasn’t the kind of whitehot passion that her friend Matsumoto was always waxing eloquent about. Maybe that was the problem.

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.

Five glimpses on Itachi. 'Itachi doesn't lie.'

The last eight days of Regulus Black's life. Dark, psychological, only vaguely religious. Extensive wordplay. One shot. [Somewhere in the back of his mind, he whispers that his brother would be proud of him.] Hourglass Nominee.

Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]

When Misa made out with Ryuuzaki in the hallway for two minutes and fiftyfour seconds, it wasn’t because she was in love with him.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

If birds of a feather flock together... Uchiha Itachi in 10 glimpses.

A different war begins. The people want a saviour who'll protect them from bullets and Harry isn't it. 'Death Eaters killed eleven wizards this week. The Muggles have killed eighty.' [oneshot]

Or, five things Sirius never quite forgave Regulus for doing. [gen]

They don’t call him Master, for even though he wore his likeness, he was not him. A Kakashi centric oneshot.

Mayuri has his own, unique perpective on Aizen's betrayal.

Itachi x Kisame, spoilers up to chapter 342. In which there are late night encounters under fluorescent lights, things left unsaid, and beverages.

There are only two kinds of shinobi, and Kakashi knows it.

It didn't take all the king's horses and all the king's men. All it took was one little brother.

It's nearly pathetic how easy it is to fool a village full of ninjas. Iruka lies so much that he can hardly remember the truth. ONESHOT, SLASH.

[ItaSasu] Sasuke dreams of Itachi in several different ways, none of them healthy.

Living with ghosts is never easy. Spoilers through the end of the manga series, featuring Light, Misa, and Near.

All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

When others demand that we become the people they want us to be, they force us to destroy the person we really are. Alternate reality. MelloxMisa, LightxMatt. Spoilers for chapter 99. For paitac.

[ItaSasu] Itachi only ever gives Sasuke half of himself and now it's too late. Warning: character death.

Andromeda, on Sirius before and after Azkaban. Because people change over time. Oneshot.

Itachi is not in love.

Itachi x Kisame. Five times Kisame told Itachi, 'No,' and one time he didn't.

When everyone in a certain noble house tells you that you were taken in because you looked like the late wife of its master, there are several ways you can interpret it.

[ItachiNeji drabble] After leaving Konoha, Neji finds Uchiha Itachi injured in a field and decides that loyalty is just a word.

Iruka is known among teachers for being able to spot a prodigy without ever having seen them fight, and everyone has their own theories on how he does it.

[KakaSasu fic] It's not that Kakashi and Sasuke fit well together. It's just that their broken edges sometimes line up.

Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji leads a mission. Once upon a time, that mission goes to hell in a handbasket. Once upon a time, Hyuuga Neji makes Jounin at age fifteen. Here's everything he didn't put in the mission report. [now with sequel]

It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.

[Team Seven, KakaSasu drabble] Sasuke is guilty. Only Kakashi knows why.

[GaiKakashi friendship fic] After the children have left, Kakashi plans to sleep through his empty nest syndrome. Too bad Gai won't seem to let him.

Cedric Diggory is not the jealous type.

[KakaSasu ficlet] Sasuke is confused, but Kakashi can't help him. He can't even help himself.

The White Fang and the snake sannin look upon a battlefield. One sees victory, the other defeat, and for each of them, that is how the war will end.

The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.

Itachi x Kisame, companion fic to Blind Eyes. Itachi prefers not to use the Sharingan. He knows he sees better without it.

[A KakaSasu ficlet] In which Sasuke is a typical teenager and Kakashi is anything but typical.

[An Itachi fic] Masterpieces take time to create. Genius, even more so. These are the time markers of Itachi's childhood.

Rukia finds a home, but learning the rules is going to take some time. AU.

[A preNaruto timeline fic] Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Itachi were only together in ANBU for one day.

Some gods can never be tarnished, much less destroyed. Chapter 99 AU, spoilers for the entire series. MattxMisa, implied MattxMello, LightxMisa.

[NaruSasu, ItaSasu] Sometimes fear and desire are the same thing. Drabble.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

[KakaSasu] Sasuke is brought back to Konoha on a tight leash, and he doesn't particularly like who he is tied to.

Here’s a Harry that… has normal male nightmares, wasn’t abused by his Uncle, can’t cook, hates being called ‘pup’, did NOT try to commit suicide, doesn’t stutter when Sirius is mentioned, sure as hell isn’t the Heir to the founders and Merlin, doesn’t ow

Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.

Jiraiya, the past, the future, and the White Fang's son. Slight AU.

After being captured by Orochimaru, Naruto's unsettling presence affects those around him. Noncrack. No pairings.

Yoruichi and Soi Fong, Byakuya and Hisana, and Rukia thrown like a wrench into the proceedings. This is how some people, or at least Kuchiki Byakuya, learn to live and love.

Orochimaru and Itachi have a conversation. Kisame observes. There are things to be learned.

Most people live their lives in a straight line, but they've all walked a circle with too many dead ends. Memories, regrets and the death of a friend. Sannin fic.

Kabuto doesn't play God with his patients. He doesn't believe that God exists, you see. [one shot]

[Totally and utterly gen!] Orochimaru and the one that got away.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]

A vignette of young Sirius Black and his mother, as seen by some Muggle children who happen upon him on a summer's day.

“I had to kill them, you see. Had to... because otherwise I would've ended up just like you.” Implied ItaKaka.

Some things about Kabuto that no one else knows. Written for the 20truths ljcomm.

Wolf meets Weasel. A collection of connected ANBU drabbles relating Kakashi and Itachi. [Incomplete]

There are many depths to madness. Kakashi knows one depth... Itachi would be happy to introduce another. [one shot]

Maito Gai meets a mask, and underneath it, a man. GaiKaka.

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

Hyuga is a house with many rooms. A Neji & Hinata centered fic. Expect madness, love, sex, and murder. This is the story of two lives and as such the parings will change. NaruHina, NejiHina. COMPLETE. Part One of the Invictus Arc.

Jiraiya doesn't understand some things. Others he understand all too well.

Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.

Kisame thinks about the younger members of Akatsuki and what they will become.

[postHBP, negligible spoilers, OneShot] Even Dumbledore is not omniscient ... a bit of Voldemort's past that slipped through the cracks.

Being a hero doesn’t always mean you’ll get your happy ending. [Yondaimefic, oneshot]

Itachi is not perfect, and he's wondering when that first became a problem. Oneshot, Itachicentric, no romance

Itachi studies and his father tries to teach. About expectations, abilities, and their respective limits.

The one and only time Rin tries to kiss Kakashi late at night. A tie in to Chapter 7 of 'Butterfly in Reverse' by bitethehandthatfeeds. Rated for everything but the language, so check the warning inside.

Jiraiya met Kakashi at a funeral.

We aren't all meant to be heroes.

Quite literally, Kakashi's always got someone keeping an eye out for him.

He gave them courage even as he brought death down on himself. (Yondaime-fic, one-shot)

Drabble in 200 words. Naruto is a good actor.

Everything suddenly seemed much clearer now.

Pretend Sasuke never made it to Orochimaru's, and was instead caught and put in Kakashi's overly-sensible and not very sympathetic charge. It's about how people grow on one another, even when they don't want to. One-shot. Spoilers. Introspective.

A thirteen year old Genma is having a problem with post traumatic stress. And the war isn't even over yet. [complete, oneshot]

One night every year, Uchiha Sasuke lets himself mourn the family he lost years ago.

Now that he is dead, he realizes how inadequate he really is. Vaguely YonKaka.

On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.

The politics of House Hyuuga are so very incomprehensible to a young child. (Hinata-Nejific)

The end, the beginning, and Uchiha Sasuke.

The life of a child should be simplicity incarnate, but the life of a ninja is anything but. (Kakashi-centric, pre-Gaiden, hints of child abuse)

Kakashi muses on teammates, abandonment, saving valuable manpower, and choosing paths.

A mission, a shower, and a lot of things that go unsaid. Sometimes everybody just needs to feel human, if only for a little while. ANBU fic, GenmaxKakashi.

Kakashi Gaiden based. Years later, Kakashi wonders why being good at dealing death is actually a bad thing. (Darkfic. Heed the double-angst warning)

Sequel to Anniversary. A new step is added to the old dance. Gai from Kakashi's POV.

The things we do to ourselves when no one is watching. The things we watch because we cannot bear to look away. Kakashi from Gai's POV.

Set at the end of ch. 238. How some members of the Hyuuga clan handle changing traditions, both in themselves and in the family.

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

His family is dead, his brother is a murderer, his heart is missing. They call him a genius.

Uchiha Itachi.

Spoilers up to ch. 225. Itachi, his best friend, and a riverbank.

Short fic, preChuunin, spoilers. A study of the Hyuuga family and what extraordinary vision might do to an entire clan's habits.

Threechapter fic, POV Itachi, spoilers up to ch 213. What really guides a path from beginning to end can be lost in history later. Finished.