Omfg, instead of getting hit by something out of left field, we were hit BY left field!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...I love this. Thank you so much. This is the kind of crack you want to read when you think about Itachi and his warped sense of love...

Crack at its finest!

The fuck. Help me

Omfg /dies of laughter. Oh shit! Well played

Okay, that was funny. I imagined a pregnant female Neji trying to kill Itachi in his sleep ;D And the other child also trying to kill his father. How Itachi just talks about so naturally and almost with pride lmao!
Thanks for the one-shot ;)

disturbingly funny but creepy all the same

Best ship ever. Ever. You should make this into an epic story!

LOL. This is humorous and hilarious. Redundant, yes, I know. But still needs to be said.

All the CrackShipping~~

...The heck did I just read.
Amusing, despite there being so many things wrong with it.

It's weird (very weird) and hilarious at the same time.
My favorite quote? "...but he learned to glare before he said his first word." XD

welll, that was deliciously twisted! :)

p/s: instead of saying "this is a joke", i think it's much better if you say "this is a crack fic". just a suggestion

*Sniff* It's so d mn beautiful, that it hurts my eyes *sniff*. I like that it's with pre-characterization Itachi (I get this creepy urge to want to chloroform him while shushing him and telling him it was ok to just be bat ish crazy and not be all noble)

dafuq

...and I assume they lived happily ever after. Oh, I liked it, thanks for the fic.