Sasuke's Akatsuki Adventures

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Chapter 13

Naruto couldn't lie. The sensation of relief washing over him when everyone arrives back at the castle was a powerful feeling. It was a miracle that his sexy baby vamp had made it through the battle in one piece.

"Don't you ever scare me like that again." He growls at Sasuke.

Sasuke for his part was content to 'ignore' him. Though the blond knew that he had heard every word, the baby vamp was now watching the festivities with open amusement.

Suigetsu and Deidara were draping balloons over everything. At first Naruto didn't get what they were trying to accomplish, but that soon became apparent. Balloons and Sasori just didn't mix.

"That's ridiculously childish." The sorcerer rolls his eyes as he conjures some needles and pierces them.

Yeah. That didn't achieve the desired results because the balloons had apparently been filled with glitter. Lots and lots of glitter.

The red head glowers at them. "I'm surrounded by children." Sasori was now scoffing with undisguised disgust. "Seriously. We're the Akatsuki. We don't cover people in glitter."

Kisame smirks at the huffing sorcerer. "I don't know." The hybrid apparently didn't know when to quite. "I think you look quite pretty myself."

Madara snorts and shakes his head as he pours all the vampires a glass of blood. Though Naruto wasn't fooled. The Uchiha patriarch was just as amused by the glitter explosion as almost everyone else.

"Thank you." Obito smiles at him as he hands one to Kakashi. "Drink up, you animal."

Kakashi raises an eyebrow at his friend as if the other vampire had lost his mind. "And here I thought Tobi was a good boy." He chuckles as he downs his glass in one go.

Obito growls at the silver haired man. Their bickering was enough to distract Naruto briefly. If Sasuke wanted to pretend to wear the pants, the blond would indulge him to a point. Let the baby vamp have his delusions.

"The flowers are beautiful, Zetsu." Kaguya smiles at the nymph, interrupting Naruto's thoughts.

One of the Akatsuki's most exotic members beams with pride. "Thank you." He smirks. "I'm so glad you like them. Not a lot of people appreciate the beauty of Venus Flytraps."

Right. That wasn't creepy at all. Carnivorous plants.
Still, everyone was in good spirits. Akatsuki parties apparently could get pretty crazy. Did Naruto mention that Hidan was currently hanging from the ceiling?

"Hidan, stop being an idiot." Kakuzu rolls his eyes. "Get down from there before you break the chandelier."

Of course, Kakuzu would be more worried about the chandelier than the werewolf. He could be such a miser sometimes. Though Naruto was pretty sure that was normal for leprechauns. They were notoriously protective of their pots of gold.

Kaguya smiles as she watches the celebrations. She couldn't believe this had actually happened. Not only was she free of Danzo, but she had found her son.

"They are very handsome boys." She chuckles as she watches Madara. "It's good to see that our family line hasn't died out and is still such an attractive one."

As an added bonus, she now had Obito, Sasuke, and Itachi to spoil. Oh she was going to have fun with them. Hmm. Perhaps she'd get lucky. One of them might be able to use magic.

Madara smirks as he hands her a slice of cheesecake. "Yes, that's a relief." He looks at Sasuke. "It amazes me really. He could pass for him, if he got a haircut."

Kaguya chuckles and nods in agreement. Though it was rather easy to get distracted by a petite red head urging a giant to participate in some sort of drinking game.

That might not end well. "Dear, giants have horribly low tolerances for that sort of thing." It was strange. She'd never seen a species that could match giants when it came to having such a low tolerance for 'spirits.'

"I know." She smiles at her. "That's what makes it so much fun."

Right. Well, tonight was a night of levity. They may as well enjoy it. They had all had such precious little of it as of late. It was time to forget Danzo's memory and begin anew.

She could only hope that new beginning wouldn't involve her personally getting glitter on her. That substance took forever to get out of one's hair, even with magic's assistance.

The party carried on into the wee hours of the morning. Wait. When had Sasuke started saying wee? Oh right. Since he started hanging out with a leprechaun.

"I still can't believe they can kiss without Kisame ripping his face off." Naruto laughs as he twirls Sasuke underneath his arm.

The music was playing freely. Apparently, Pain and Konan were fond of salsa because that's what the genie was playing for them all. His magic could be quite versatile really.

Sasuke shakes his head at the thought. "Me neither." Though if Itachi was happy with the merman hybrid, who was he to judge? He had a sexy fox all to himself.

"You cheated!" Obito scowls at Kakashi. "There's no way you won that many hands in a row."

There was also Obito and Kakashi to consider. Those two had been playing poker for about an hour and Obito had only one maybe ten percent of their matches. This was starting to get out of hand.

"Beginner's luck." Kakashi smiles at him.

Madara raises an eyebrow at that. "This is the first time that you've ever played poker?" Yeah. Even Sasuke was having a hard time believing that, but Kakashi assured them that was indeed the truth.

Whatever. They had more important things to focus on. Like how they were going to get this much glitter out of everyone's hair. Damn Suigetsu and Deidara. Those two were freaking menaces.

"Naruto, you wanna go upstairs?" Sasuke glances at his boyfriend.

He really should have known the answer to that question. It was a dumb question, but it didn't matter. The fox might as well make himself useful. There was no way that Sasuke was going to walk around with sparkling hair!

The blond smirks at him. "I thought you'd never ask." That and in true Naruto fashion he actually has the audacity to fling Sasuke over his shoulder caveman style.

It was utterly humiliating and the fact his own brother whistled at his boyfriend's antics was even more so. Oh Sasuke was going to get him for this. He would have his revenge!

"Put me down!" He snarls at the kitsune.

Naruto did eventually end up doing exactly that. After he carries Sasuke to their bedroom anyway and that's when the other supernatural throws him into the bed.

"Oh don't look at me like that." He laughs. "I just did exactly what you asked for."

Alright. That was technically true. Though that didn't make it any less annoying.

"I can't believe you just threw me over your shoulder like that." Sasuke scowls at him. "They're never going to let either of us live that down and you know it." Honestly, what had Naruto been thinking?

Naruto grins from ear to ear as if that was the most hilarious thing he had ever heard. "Sasuke, I'm a badass nine tailed fox." He laughs as he jumps onto the bed with him. "They're not going to say a damn thing to either of us, unless they want their butts kicked. So just relax."

That was a good point. Sasuke didn't want to admit it of course, but Naruto was right. He had seen what that fox was capable of and it wasn't pretty.

The memory of Danzo's gruesome death would likely be etched in his mind for all of eternity. To be fair, the bastard had deserved it and then some. That didn't make it any less vicious though.

"You're right." Sasuke rolls his eyes. "Still, you're going to have to make it up to me."

Naruto looks at him in confusion. "What you mean?" Pft. Please. Naruto really shouldn't play innocent like that.

It didn't suit him. No one believed him. Big blue eyes aside, he wasn't some harmless puppy. He was a kitsune.

"You know exactly what I meant." Sasuke crosses his arms. "Itachi is never going to let me live any to that down."

Naruto kisses Sasuke smugly before pulling away. "Don't worry about that." The bastard even had the audacity to smirk at him too. "This is the Akatsuki. I'm sure that something or someone will come along soon enough to distract him from the fact that I whisked his baby brother off for some romance."

Well, Sasuke couldn't really argue with that logic. Ever since the day he had set foot in this place, his life had been turned entirely upside down. Starting with Itachi and ending with a certain kitsune.

"Fine." He kisses Naruto. "Just try not to make a habit of it. It's bad enough that you call me a baby vamp."

Naruto returns the gesture with equal passion. "You are a baby vamp though." Sasuke twitches at that. "The sexiest baby vamp ever, but still a baby vamp."

Sasuke growls at that. That was it. He was going to show Naruto just how much he wasn't a baby vamp.

"Oh yeah?" He pins the blonde underneath him. "How about I prove you wrong?"

Naruto just grins up at him. "You're more than welcome to try." The kitsune was really asking for it, but Sasuke would make sure to deliver.

"Sure, we'll just consider this another Akatsuki Adventure then." He smirks.

One way or another, he was going to get this fox to stop calling him a baby vamp. Naruto might be stubborn, but he was also a kitsune and Sasuke was a vampire. That meant they had very long lifespans. So Sasuke quite literally had if not all the time in the world to teach his fox some manners, quite a lot of time.

Which was a good thing. The sexy fox was definitely going to be handful. Then again, you could say that about just about everyone in the Akatsuki and Sasuke did love his fox. Even if Naruto drove him crazy have the time.