StarsAreMassivehide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Alexander, Avengers, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, A song of Ice and Fire, Hemlock Grove, and Twilight. Writer. Historian. Optimist extraordinaire. The Wizarding World was at its best when the Marauders reigned. The most interesting tales Middle Earth has to tell happened in Mirkwood around the Warrior Elf King and his mischievous, errant son. No one wants to listen to Batman like they want to listen to the Joker and the only, only viable character to burst from the pen of Stephanie Meyer was Jasper Whitlock, who just wanted to kill everyone. If you like what you read here, head over to my tumblr account where I write lots of 'mini fic' headcanons, conversations that don't get posted here. I'm always happy to answer your asks, whether it's a request for any writing or you, for some unknown yet flattering reason, are interested in interested in my opinions, want a sounding board and want to know a little about me. Alright, my lovelies. I'll be seeing you around ;-) |
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Welcome Back Bobby by RTVampireKilljoy reviews
It is 1989 and the Losers have defeated Pennywise or so they believe. A man with no memories of the past year, wakes to find himself in a nightmare that doesn't want to end. What does IT have to do with all of this? (A fans take on how Bill Skarsgard's character in Castle Rock ties in with IT.)
IT - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 53,623 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/20/2019 - Published: 1/21/2018
The Biology Incident by volturialice reviews
Edward tries to tune out his sister's inappropriate thoughts during biology class. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2019 - Alice, Edward, Jasper - Complete
Golden Sun, Silver Moon by Kasmi Kassim reviews
To all, the prince of Mirkwood was Beloved. But to the lone Warden of Lorien, he was a nightmare incarnate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,398 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/21/2018 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Legolas, Haldir, Rúmil, Orophin - Complete
Seeing Green by Beth Anders reviews
Betty had adapted well to the regularity of her new life. Yet she can't forget how the rich sound of his laughter caused goose-bumps to break out over her skin and how sometimes, when he smiled, she felt her stomach knot up anxiously. A Betty/Bruce reunion.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Murder in the White City by Jedi Sapphire reviews
As the fiftieth anniversary of Elessar’s coronation approaches, there is murder in Minas Tirith. It is up to the King - with plenty of help from his family and friends, of course - to find out who the killer is.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,927 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Someone Said Goodbye by Caelhir reviews
Elrond faces sending Celebrían to Valinor while a wounded Legolas battles his very own, very personal demons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,980 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Legolas
Cries in the Night by helinahandcart reviews
Saturday night and fate hasn't finished with the Breakfast Club yet
Breakfast Club - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
Phases by andrea-88 reviews
A story about Remus' days at Hogwarts starting with day one on the train. Will be slashed in later years.RLSB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 134,029 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Welcome To My Life by Lady Avari reviews
Welcome to my life dealing with crazy Sirius Black and his friends, avoiding pranks, and just trying to get past the day with out losing my sanity. R&R!SBOC JL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 41,497 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
A Werewolf Betrayed? by Jeanne2 reviews
Rated Kplus for mild language and violence. Summary: Alternate universe starting just before Harry’s first year. Sirius has been in Azkaban for ten years and Remus wants to know why he betrayed the Potters. UPDATE CHAP23: Of Meetings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,900 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
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Of She-Wolves and Bastard Bulls reviews
A series of ficlets based on old prompts, all centred around Arya and Gendry.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,801 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/12/2019 - Published: 9/18/2017 - Arya S., Jon S., Sansa S., Gendry
Mothers and Sons reviews
Jasper and Esme spend a little time together during Alice's first day at school.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Jasper
Worship reviews
T25 Prompt: Worship. Carlisle had a difficult day at the hospital, and he and Jasper revisit their conversation about God.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Carlisle, Jasper
Light reviews
T25 Prompt: Light. A song has the power to take you back. Carlisle and Jasper discuss God.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Carlisle, Jasper - Complete
Crave reviews
T25 Prompt: Crave. Jasper and Alice's relationship isn't always so purely spiritual.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Jealousy reviews
T25 Prompt: Jealousy. Jasper and Esme in the aftermath of Maria's visit.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Esme, Jasper - Complete
Crusade reviews
T25 Prompt: Crusade. Alice tells Jasper that Maria is coming for him.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Aesthetic reviews
T25 Prompt: Aesthetic. Jasper and Alice meet in Philadelphia, and Jasper is having some trouble focusing.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Awkward reviews
T25 prompt: Awkward. People say it all the time when they look at them.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Hemlock Grove Mysteries: the Case of the Mortician
Prompt: You're lying on a cold metal table in a morgue. And you're awake.
Hemlock Grove - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Roman G., Peter R. - Complete
In Lothlorien reviews
After the loss of Gandalf, the fellowship attempt to recover under the protection of the Golden Wood. For some, rest comes harder than others.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Thranduil - Complete
Blacksheep reviews
Word has reached France of the recent developments in the Ancient and Most Noble House of Black, and the Potters receive a visitor. Techy glitch now fixed, I hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Sirius B., Alphard B. - Complete
A Balrog in Imladris reviews
Glorfindel loves it when little Legolas comes to visit. He finds unique opportunities to create a little mischief when there are elfling around.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/14/2016 - Legolas, Elrond, Glorfindel, Thranduil - Complete
In Want of a Prince reviews
The war is over. Dol Guldur has fallen. But instead of enjoying the peace he'd pursued for so long, an Elf King finds himself thinking about his errant son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/1/2016 - Legolas, Thranduil, OC
A Band of Marauders reviews
The formative moments of that group of boys we love so dearly. A series following how the bonds of friendship were formed, from the Hogwarts Express to the First Wizarding War.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 6/14/2016
Sindas and Stew pots reviews
Aragorn and Legolas get carried away with their bickering, and find themselves at the mercy of Lady Eowyn and her stew pot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Eowyn - Complete
Sleeping Elves reviews
When one elf has finally found some rest in the White City, his friends begin to wonder about him, and mischievous Istari spill some secrets.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2016
Schwarma reviews
A series of one-shots (two at most) about the team as they battle evil and friednship grows. 1. 'Shawarma'. Bruce cooks for the team. RR if you please and requests accepted.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
A Myth Retold reviews
Alexander and Hephaestion and their love from Macedon onwards. can they overcome all the obstacles thrown at them? Or will love not be enough when everything else seems to be against them? It's hopefully better than the summary. RR please.
Alexander - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/3/2007
