Hey, I am To the TARDIS (formerly lovelygirl99)! I was love it as a guest, but here I am! I love a lot of stories and I hope that they will be updated soon.

I promise will give 1 chapter and a 1 month notice before I abonden any storeys.

also saying it now I make a lot of spelling mistakes, tell me if you see one I'll try to edit it.

"Hogwarts will always welcome you home."

Thanks Dalkek Warrior (sorry if I spelled pen name wrong)

I wish the people at school could accept me...

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile; because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!!

Thanks to anyone who mentioned me in stories, it means a lot.

There was a story posted the day I was born.

I NEED HARRY & THE DOCTOR! I NEED THEM! I really do...)':

Contest down the page, good luck making it to the end if you read it all.

Apartently a girl had a disease. It made her crazy, hard to be around, made you feel uncomfortable. It made her an unwelcomed freak. She was a lesbian.

A man was 'evil', therefor he was dicriminated. He was muslim, so clearly a terrorist.

An elderly woman fell down. She couldn't get back up. So the people laughed.

Re-post this if you're fed up with mankind.

Harry and Lupin's conversation:
If you got the joke and found it extremely funny, copy and paste this onto your profile!

Harry: Are you really a werewolf?

Lupin: Yes Harry.

Harry: Are you fucking serious?!

Lupin: All the time.

Harry: O-o What?

Lupin: what?

Harry: ...

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), HauntedMoonlight (USA) Konoha's Hanyou Kunoichi (USA),moonlight10060 (México, Jalisco), To the TARDIS (USA)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you hate back stabbers, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have your own little world copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling "RUN BITCH RUN!" Put this on your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Harry Potter.
] Your hair is dark and can be messy.
] You wear glasses.
] You have a weird looking scar.
] You are brave.
]You have green eyes.
] You like playing a particular sport.
Total = [4]
Ron Weasley
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You are very loyal to your friends.
]You are deathly afraid of spiders.
[x] You are sarcastic.
[x]You don’t have a lot of money.
[x] You have older siblings
Total = [5]
Hermione Granger.
[x] You are bossy.
[x] You are intelligent.
[x] Your hair is wavy or curly.
] You have a cat.
[x] You usually know how to handle tricky situations.
[x] You get made fun of a lot.
Total = [3]
Rubeus Hagrid.
] You are tall.
] You are very friendly and soft hearted.
] You love animals.
] You are very helpful. (sometimes)
] You give in easily.
[x] You are very loyal.
Total = [4]
Luna Lovegood.
[x] You are weird and proud of it.
] You don’t have loads of friends.
[x] People think you're weird.
[x] You are open minded.
] You are quite spiritual.
[x] You believe in things most people wouldn’t.
Total = [5]
Draco Malfoy.
[x] You are manipulative.
[x] You can be very mean when you want to be
] You are a snob.
[x] You can get jealous
] You have blonde hair.
[x] You enjoy pranks.
Total = [3]
Neville Longbottom.
] You are close to your grandparents.
] You are plump.
] You are easily frightened.
[x]You get nervous easily.
] You like frogs and toads.
[x] You are geeky.
Total = [4]

Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

47 Ways To Annoy a Non-Harry Potter Fan:

1) Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books or movies.
2) Crowd their in box with Harry Potter related emails, make the subject misleading.
3) Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their b-day and demand they cherish it 4-ever
4) Pretend you can do magic.
5) Yell "CRUCIO" whenever they insult Harry Potter.
6) If your late for something blame it on your broken time turner.
7) Sort every person you meet in to one of the four houses.
8) Say "Lumos" every time you turn on a light.
9) If your asked to retrieve something shout "Accio" loudly.
10) Refuse to wash your hair and explain you're going for the Snape look.
11) Spend hours at a time trying to make your broom fly.
12) Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.
13) Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
14) Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone else offers you.
15) Hum the Harry Potter theme all day long.
16) Talk to animals and insist that they're animagi.
17) Walk up to random people and ask if their initials are R.A.B.
18) Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.
19) Refuse to tell them who Grawp is.
20) Whenever it gets foggy outside scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.
21) Point at modern electronic devices and say "Look at that! The things these muggles come up with!"
22) Point and grunt and insist that your speaking troll.
23) Take them to a CD store and make them look for the new Weird Sisters Album.
24) Always speak with a British accent, especially if your not from the U.K.
25) Draw round glasses and a lightening bolt scar on every poster you come across.
26) Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.
27) Laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.
28) Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
29) Break any awkward silences by saying "How 'bout them Chudley Canons."
30) Say "Alhomora" every time you open a door.
31) Every time you see them demand an explanation of why they don't like harry potter.
32) Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.
33) Shriek loudly and say that you're speaking Mermish.
34) If they ask you about the weather solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
35) Pretend your under an invisibility cloak and shout "You can't see me!"
36) Knit them a maroon jumper every year, especially if maroon isn't there color.
37) Draw the sign of the Hallow on every surface in the house.
38) While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.
39) Throw the chess board across the room when the pieces don't move.
40) When one of the movies is on TV remind them every five minutes.
41) Refer to random people as "You Know Who."
42) Start swatting at the air saying there's a wrackspurt around.
43) Ask them to help you stuy for your O.W.L.'S
44) Walk around bumping into walls explaining your looking for the Room of Requirement.
45) Run up to random men with long dark hair and scream "SIRIUS! always knew you were alive!"
46) Hog the computer when making Harry potter videos on youtube.
47) Tell them that You Know Who was defeated today. When they ask who's you know who pretend to be offended and don't tell them who he is.

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!
Guy: No this is fun!
Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.
Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile

DON'T DO IT;

I went to a birthday party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all,
So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,
The way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,
Your advice to me was right,
As the party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming,
Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,
Knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had,
I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say,
I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko,Shadow fey, To the TARDIS

A Dads Poem

Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back,
for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats.
one by one the teacher called a student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
each of them was searching,
for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
she smiled up at her Mom and looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories,
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart,
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart"
With that,
her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could,
he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far.
You see,
he was a fireman,
and died just this past year when airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes,
and saw him there that day.

And to her mother’s amazement,
she witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy,"
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed,
if only for a moment,
by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.

(9/11 is a tragity that should be remembered as such)

Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

If you've ever said goodbye to a person and kept walking in the same direction as them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have the skill to fall up stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile. ;)

Dear Math, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve

Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.(except Sirius, fred, headwig, moony, lily, Rue, James, and harry.)

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.

Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slaming a revolving door.

Silence is gold. Duct tape is silver.

Hug an emo. They'll love you for it.

If you wish you were a teenage girl-spy-in-training, copy this into your profile.

If you don't drink alcohol, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spent hours on end reading fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some off the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.

Some people think I'm insane. (I SO am!) If you've ever been called insane copy this into your profile.

Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry(except when people you are close to die)

If god is the DJ, life is a dance floor, love is the rhythm, and you are the MUSIC

I'm not short, I'm fun size.

Everything good in life is either illegal, fattening, or bad.

Be the change you wish to see in the world.

It's a beautiful day. Now watch some idiot screw it up.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

Contest For Harry Potter Fans

Okay, Here are the rules:

1. Harry is in his 3rd year.

2. A Girl appears (you can name her) and has a potion ready for final ingredients. (tears from 3 people)

3. Sirius or Remus has to sing Photograph by nickelback cry and those be added to potion. (missing old days)

4. Snape sings When your gone or slipped away by Avril Lavinge. (his tears) (missing lily)

5. Girl and harry sing duet (any sad song you want as long as it fits) Harry's get added.

6. Potion poofs out lily and james

7. They all find out about harry being abused when it hurts when his mom hugs him.

You can change he girl to a guy if you want, but it has to be an imperfect OC.

You can't have anyone super OOC

Harry has green eyes and messy hair Do not mess that up Okay?

If you change the songs that is fine but, list a reason before or after story.

Enjoy Yourself! If you don't feel like doing it, Don't!

This is done By January 1, 2013 in honor of New life.

PM me when you complete it, or if you want any changes besides the song, just ask and I'll probably let you!
BYE!

http:///cgi-bin/ccq_hogwarts_process.cgi

sorting hat test

Ravenclaw 73 out of 100

Hufflepuff 72 out of 100

Slytherin 64 out of 100

Gryffindor 54 out of 100

I was hoping Ravens or Lions, so good quiz, does not ask you stuff like "what would you do if you met up with a troll" Also it you rate things (1-9) like "You are shy" ((9) scale 1 least like you 9 most like you)

If you spell serious Sirius even on tests copy and past this into your profile and tell where you got it (myself)

Copy & paste somewhere if you hate how routers for WiFi sometimes make you wait hours for them to work again.

If you wish you could murdure WiFi routers copy & paste this into your profile and add you name, Lovelygirl99

Here is all you need to know about men and women. Men are dumb and women are crazy. And the reason women are crazy is because men are dumb.

To those of you who pushed me, thank you- without you, I wouldn't have fallen.
To those of you who broke me down, thank you- without you, I wouldn't have known what it meant to cry.
To those of you who just couldn't love me, thank you-without you, I wouldn't have known real love
to those of you who hurt my feelings, thank you-without you, I wouldn't have felt them.
To those of you who left me lonely, thank you-without you I wouldn't have discovered myself.
But it is to those of you who thought I couldn't get through it- it is to you I thank the most.. because without you, I wouldn't have even tried

another contest

End of the world

Due 12-21-12

Rules

1. Mean Dursleys They must have hit him at least once & neglect

2. Harry is not friends with ron

3. Luna is a year older and friends with harry

4. Harry tells Luna or someone about abuse

5. Something else must happen

Tell me when complete and Have fun. You may get an extended time period if you ask.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuVuVA5BjgY DUMBLEDORES ARMY (the only rap I listen to)

If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!

If, when you imagine the charcters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!

If you've ever bitten into a banana with the peel still on it, post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent over six hours wathcing hilarious videos, post this on your profile!

If you have ever spent six hours on youtube watching random videos, post this on your profile!

If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!

If you have ever been so bored that nothing you do ever seems fun, post this on your profile!

If people annoy you on a regular basis, post this on your profile!

If you cant figure out how to work an electric can opener, post this on your profile!

Rose went away,
So the Doctor was blue.
Ask Donna, "Where's the Doctor?"
She'll reply, "Doctor who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha,
And now both the Ponds,
Had their fun with the Doctor,
And now they're all gone.
So ask me again,
Why the T.A.R.D.I.S is blue
There's a sad man inside
With his hearts torn in two.

I've only seen the ponds so my heart is still torn in two.

In my poll Do you like harry potter? LIKE LIKE LIKE?! I LOVE HIM! got the most votes

In my poll Do you like my stories? no and I hate both tied for first.

In my poll Which song better described Harry's walk to the death in DH Both songs tied. Open at the close by the black sisters & Open at the close by oliver Boyd and the remberalls, You can find them on YouTube.

"Professor Dumbledore. Old, wise, and can always be trusted. Kind of like my grandfather. Wait, he's not wise. Which is why you can never trust him. Go Dumbledore." from http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/1952747/1/The-Summary-of-the-Story-of-Harry-Potter

""My Dear Albus." it stated in a deep loud voice and caught the attention of all in the room, "I am writing to tell you that we have disposed of your most recent problem. The stone hidden behind the Cerberus on the third flood has been destroyed. The dark was getting very close to achieving its goal of attaining that stone and we could not let that happen. We will be watching. Sincerely The Guardians of the Light."" from http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7847254/7/Time-Heals-All-Wounds

'"He's heading for the third floor," Harry said,
"Beware of the Fluffy." Warned Ron. Harry and Hermione sniggered' from four books and a toad

'nd Severus was grateful for that – even to a prat like Black.' from out of sorts

'Always' From Harry Potter and the deathly hollows (Always snape always...)

'Potter, you're fifteen years old. Anyone who would expect you to be the wizarding world's only hope against the Dark Lord is a damn fool," Snape said sharply. Harry got the sense that Snape knew such people.' From alternate ending to renec transpfero

'Location: The Great Hall, Hogwarts School, near Aviemore, Scotland, Earth
Time: September 1991 CE
'Abbott, Hannah!' was called out by Professor McGonagall and the first of the new group of friends took her place under the Sorting Hat to find her house at Hogwarts.
'Ah!' Hannah heard in her head and she nearly jumped out of her skin as she realised the Hat was talking to her telepathically. 'Look at you, the first for another year. Let's have a look. Not much difficulty here I'd say. Loyalty, loyalty, loyalty is your creed, and the mark of Sigma is on you, so off you go and welcome to HUFFLEPUFF!' The Hat shouted the last word and Hannah skipped off to join her new housemates.
'Bones, Susan!' was called next and she followed in her friend's footsteps up to the stool, and she too was shocked to hear the Hat's voice.
'Have you met Miss Bones?' Susan looked confused as the Hat was singing in her mind. 'Sorry got carried away there...Let's see, another marked by Sigma, and as loyal and hardworking as you could want. Join your friend in HUFFLEPUFF!'
Several other students were sorted before 'Davis, Tracey!' was called up to the Hat.
'Ah. Yet again I see the mark of Sigma. This is going to be easy this year! Definitely a cunning and ambitious young girl here. Miss Davis, you will do splendidly in SLYTHERIN!' Tracey smiled and headed off to the house of the snakes.
'Granger, Hermione!'
'Welcome Your Grace, it has been many long years since I have met a Ravenclaw heir. Quite obvious really. An unrivaled thirst for knowledge and willingness to learn. The mark of Sigma just makes it official really. Go, and be a credit to RAVENCLAW!'
'Greengrass, Daphne!'
'Miss Greengrass, much like your friend, you are definitely ambitious and are as cunning as a fox. As if the mark of Sigma leaves any doubt, you'll be at your best in SLYTHERIN!'
The house of the snakes once again cheered as the pretty young first year sat down at the table and waited to see where her friends would be sorted.
'Longbottom, Neville!'
'Dear boy, you are more of a credit to your parents than you will ever know. I can see it here in your head, your loyalty knows no bounds and I expect you to be a wonderful wizard in the years to come, and marked by Sigma to boot. Go, have fun, and be your best in HUFFLEPUFF!' As if it were possible, Neville smiled at the Hat's compliments before scurrying off to take a seat next to Hannah at the Hufflepuff table.
'Malfoy, Draco!' Draco heard his name called, and as he had told Harry that he would, he played the pureblood prince role to a tee. He ponced (as he called it) up to the stool and sat down, and as the hat sensed his intentions, it played along, saying only 'Marked by Sigma? SLYTHERIN!'
Draco smirked and he headed to the Slytherin table, sitting down next to Daphne as the next student was called forward.
When Minerva McGonagall called forward 'Pevensie, Lucy!', all the muggleborns, and a great deal of the halfbloods looked at the girl in confusion as she gracefully took her place on the stool.
'Why hello there, a bit out of time you are, I expected to see you nigh on fifty years ago...Even before Sigma's mark you are an easy one. Lucy...the Valiant...Lioness of Narnia, your affinity to Aslan and your true courage in battle. There is only one place you could ever go. Roar Loud, Roar Strong, think of Aslan, and of Narnia, then find your place in GRYFFINDOR!' Lucy smiled at the words of the ancient Hat before she skipped away to the Gryffindor table to await her best friend.
The furtive glances that came when Lucy's name was called instantly became outright curiosity and mumbling when the next name McGonagall read off her scroll was 'Potter-Windsor, Harry!'
'Your Highness!' The Hat's mental voice beamed as it was placed on Harry's head. 'Welcome to Hogwarts! It is an honour to meet the descendant of my creator. Well, let's get on with it...well the last girl was the lioness...but you, it seems are the lion. The beau of Aslan's Dear One (don't deny it boy), but with great and vast intelligence, loyalty to your friends and family, and an ambition to be the best you can. Sigma's mark is joined by Aslan's on you dear boy, Sir Harry the Lionheart, you too must Roar Loud, Roar Strong, think of Aslan, now join your Dear One in GRYFFINDOR!''

Why do you put yourself down, Lucy?' Harry asked after she finished her story. 'Aslan is right when he said there are those who think you beautiful as you are right now.'
'But where am I going to find someone who thinks that I am more beautiful than Susan?' She asked, never looking away from the calm water.
Harry pulled her arm gently, turning her to face him and then into a warm embrace. He gently kissed her hair and then whispered in her ear. 'Right here. Me.' Right in that moment, Lucy felt beautiful, under the Narnian moon in the arms of her best friend.' Both from The heart of the lion

'It was brilliant learning from both Remus and Sirius although Harry often found it difficult to remember he was no longer his professor and he was supposed to call him Remus or Moony. Once he had managed to call him "Professor Moony," and Sirius had laughed so hard Remus had to silence him before they could do anything else.' From Island of hope.

this one is in a story called brothers but not part of the story.

'Demigods are:
Draco (Athena, couldn't resist so much similarities of an Athena kid)
Luna (Athena, again, blonde hair, Ravenclaw, what else do you need for a reason?)
Neville (Demeter, plants, duh!)
Fred & George (Hermes, let's see, pranks, a great streak for trouble…..)
Harry (Poseidon, duh! black messy hair, green eyes, and his brother is also a seaweed brain!)
Story:

Harry's P.O.V.
Ron, Hermione, and I were walking to the Great Hall.
A few minutes afterwards, someone yelled "HARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYY!"
Of course, while I was looking for the person who yelled my name, all heads whipped around to look, no, stare at me.
I looked around when I saw it; an enlarged IM right there above the professors' table. On the Im, was my brother's happy, smiling face.
"Harry! I'm going to Hogwarts!" Percy said.
Then he trailed off singing: We're Off to see the wizard of Oz.
Since all of the peoples' heads had turned to watch the 'magic floating picture', all head were once again spun to Harry. Harry caught eyes with the other demigods and demigoddesses.
In one voice, they all chorused, " We have a lot of explaining to do."'

'A thousand years or more ago
When I was newly sewn,
The founders built a magic school
Their names are still well known
But soon they quarrelled so much that
They split the school in four.
The houses that divide you,
And do much damage more.
You might belong in Gryffindor
Where dwell the brave at heart
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart
Or perhaps in wise old Ravenclaw
If you've a ready mind
Where those of wit and learning
Will always find their kind.
You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal
Those faithful Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
Now in the past your choices made
An impact on your place.
But now I'll work without their aid
And show you your true face.
I really cannot now care less
Where you want to go.
I'll put you with those with like-minds,
Be it friend or foe.
So put me on! Don't be afraid,
And don't get in a flap!
But don't expect to get your way,
For I'm an angry cap.'

From Where we belong

"the profocy" from harry potter In 30 seconds each (YouTube it it is awesome)

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You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattison is hot
I say Rupert Grint is HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think that's Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for remaining strong when we couldn’t be.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for having a good heart, and forgiving those who should be forgiven.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for finding the light when things started getting dark.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you sacrificed.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for your undying compassion.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories. (I cried at this wonderful guys death and am not afraid to admit it!)

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for choosing to be better for your son's sake.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD.

Growing up, Mrs. Weasley was my mother. Mr. Weasley was my father.
Ginny was my sister. Neville was my younger brother. Gred and Forge were my older brothers.
Tonks was my aunt. Remus and Sirius were my amazing uncles.
Hermione and Ron were my best friends. Bill and Fleur were my babysitters.
Dragons were my pets.
Growing up, HP was my family. I'm proud to say that I'm a Potterhead.

The girl you just called a mud blood? She spends hours practicing spells hoping people will like her. The boy you just stupefyed? His parents use the Cruciatus Curse on him regularly. That kid you just pushed? He is trying to use the killing curse on himself. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother was killed by a death eater. Make this your status for an hour if you are against bullying in the wizarding world. You never know what it's like until you fly a mile on their broom.

All the different lines Minerva McGonagall has made students write:
"If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"
"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "
"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."
"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."
"Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!"
"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."
"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."
"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."
"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."
"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.
"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "
"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."
"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."
"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "
"Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda."
"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class"
"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."
"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."
"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."
"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."
"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."
"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"
"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

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What a boyfriend should do.
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't quite as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

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This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, and want things like this to stop then copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight, don't make a sound!
I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse my name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?
Percy: No
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
Now swear it on the River Styx!

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 1 that can resist stupid fads, or the 1 that is not allowed copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

Try Not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlikeEnglish, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.
The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Competitora)

Controversial Issues:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies or TV shows. If you agree, copy and paste.

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Wish REALLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
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Your wish will be granted.

I am the girl...
that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Books, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone -Thanks owlgrl99 I needed that.

copy and paste this into your profile if you think that percabeth should be a word in the English dictionary

copy and paste this into your profile if you cried when you read page 203 in the Battle of Labyrinth

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

If your first and/or second favorite Harry Potter character is a Death Eater, copy this into your profile and creep people out

Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

copy and paste this into your profile if you cried when you read page 374 in the Last Olympian

If you've ever had a dream about an anime/book/video game, etc. character, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exsist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile

copy and paste this into your profile if you like copy and pasting things from other poeple's profiles

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself.
Like a crazy comment I made to my aunt was this "I wonder if you hit a squirril if they would fly or just go sqwish on the ground" So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers!
95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building.
4 would yell JUMP.

If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile

copy and paste this into your profile if you hate that the computer thinks that Annabeth isn't a word...cause she is totally real

95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your
profile

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile

98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, Larxene II, Dragons Ark, freakyanimegal456, The Sage of Spirits, Twilight Princess6, Solo384, mythologirl, In The Closet FanFic Reader, TeamStarKidPotter,DarkAngel382, Owlgrl99,lovelygirl99

You know you live in 2012 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

if you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

congrats if you made it to the end

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memory machine

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7847254/6/Time-Heals-All-Wounds

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7272684/2/Hogwarts-Reading-1

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/8590381/1/When-He-Chose-Possibility

Rose went away,
So the Doctor was blue.
Ask Donna, "Where's the Doctor?"
She'll reply, "Doctor who?"
Sarah Jane and Martha,
And now both the Ponds,
Had their fun with the Doctor,
And now they're all gone.
So ask me again,
Why the T.A.R.D.I.S is blue
There's a sad man inside
With his hearts torn in two.

CONTESTS

January Contest

Due: February 1, 2013

Series: Harry Potter

Characters that must be at least mentioned: Harry, Collin, Draco

Point: None really

Year: Harry's 3rd

Time of year: December-Febuary

Plot points in books: Dementors, Lupin

Plot in Fic: Someone tells one of the three characters about Lupin being a werewolf. Then it is up to you.

PM me when finished and I will read them.

If you PM me needing more time I'll give it to you.

Edit as of 12-23-2012

Merry (Happy) Christmas! No entry for end of the world fic but plenty of time for the back to life one!

Edit as of 12-30-2012

Well, hope you guys will have a happy new year, anyone send me a PM with story will be welcomed on January 1, 2013 only because (1) no entry (2) new years day. Right above this will from now on be contests. (:

Edit as of 1-1-2013

Changed my name, and No entry. *sigh*

Edit as of 1-3-2013

Still feels weird to typed 2013, I'll get used to it. By the way...sugarpie123 asked for more time on the contest so she gets it! Good luck! (;

Edit as of 1-5-2013

sugarpie123 has finished today! Go click my favorite story or authors tab to check it out!

Edit as of 1-20-2013

Hope your having a nice day. Friday I got 2 CDs and have been listening almost constantly. Also I managing to realize things about myself, that many people are against. People say God creates us the way we are so why have racism, why have people against transgenders, Lesbians bi-sexuals, and gays? Hope you keep an open mind...I might be Bi. Also, I have no religion at this time, but I do believe something, started all of this. This seems so much easier than telling someone in person will be. Hope you will have a good day. :D (;

Edit as of 1-26-13

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