Welcome to this story, it is basically a series of one shots centred round River Song when she went to Hogwarts in an alternate universe. Basically someone creates a set of rules and River decides not to follow them.

Chapter 1; Don't announce that you were married to Voldemort in a parallel universe

River Song wandered down the train, looking for a compartment and finally she came across a carriage with only a boy with black hair and boy with ginger hair sitting in. She slid the door open.

"Are you really Harry Potter?" the ginger boy asked, the black haired boy, the black haired boy nodded.

"Oh – well I thought it might have been one of Fred and George's jokes," the ginger boy said, "and have you really got – you know..." he said pointing at Harry's forehead, Harry pushed his hair back to reveal a lightning scar.

Then Harry looked up and saw River,

"hello," he said cautiously,

"hi," River replied,

"I'm Harry Potter," he told River,

"hey Harry, I'm River Song and in a parallel universe I was married to Voldemort," River told him confidently, Ron screamed like a girl, Harry paled. Oh right, River thought to herself, nothing like a good honest introduction.