Agryffindorgal: Wolfstar, who tops in your relationship?
Sirius: [smirks]
James: Oh dear god.
Peter: I don't really want to know, can we skip this one?
Remus: [looks slightly uncomfortable]
Sirius: [whispers something in Remus's ear]
Remus: [considers for a second then grins, winks and nods all at the same time and ends up looking like he's spasming]
Sirius: [slings his arm around Remus] we've tried all kinds of positions
Remus: Anything you can think of, we've probably done it
Sirius: We take it in turns at topping, usually. I like it either way, as long as it's rough.
Remus: [exaggerated wink] Oh yes, always rough. The harder the better.
Sirius: And when Remus tops, he had this way of running his hands over my body so I know who's in control [shivers] I love it
Remus: Oh I know you do [slids his hand behind Sirius's head, grabs a fistful of his hair and forcefully brings their lips together]
Sirius: [turns and throws Remus up against the nearest wall, kissing him fiercely]
Peter: [covers his eyes and mimes vomiting]
James: [pulls his wand out, looking unconcerned]
Sirius: [slides his hands up Remus's back, bunching up the material of his shirt]
Remus: [bites Sirius's lip and thrusts against him]
Sirius: [moans]
James: [slightly amused] alright, that's enough of that. Levicorpus. [waves wand and suspends Sirius upside down in mid-air by his ankle]
Sirius: [laughing] hey! Put me down!
James: [laughing also] as long as you promise to keep it PG. We have young eyes here [motions to where Peter is cowering in the corner]
Sirius: Okay, okay, I promise, now let me down!
James: [obliges]
Sirius: [hits the ground with a thud before scrambling back into his chair]
Remus: [also returns to his seat, looking flushed]
James: Aww look, Moony's all flustered. [pokes Peter with his foot] it's okay now, you can look. The lovebirds have stopped trying to turn this interview into a porno.
Peter: [looks up] did you guys really have to do that?
Sirius: [laughs] yup!
James: They were just doing it to wind you up, Wormy. They knew your reaction would be priceless
Peter: [scowls]
Sirius: [in a sing-song voice] sorry-not-sorry!
Remus: [to me]: I apologise for that display of… whatever you call that
Me: It's perfectly okay. That was hot.
Remus: [blushes]