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Joined 05-29-12, id: 4027646, Profile Updated: 02-17-13
Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, and Naruto.

People, the end has come. The time is near, when I shall leave this site forever, and NumberOneNarcissist shall adopt and continue all my stories.

Age: Younger than 20.

Height: Kinda short...

PotterMore House: Slytherin! XD

Favourite People: SUPER JUNIOR!

Favourite Super Junior member: ALL OF SUPER JUNIOR!

Favourite Saying Of All: Disney for life, bitches! You ain't got shit on Mickey Mouse and the gang!

If I became an animagus: Fox/Wolf

Personality Quiz: Clown, Wild, Crazy

Username on Torn City: KillerCupCake (ht tp: //www. torn. com/index. php - remove the spaces)

Username on DramaFever: TooMuchFreeTime

Username on Pottermore: MahoganyMoon8282

The Lord Of The Rings Quiz said that I was an elf. o.O

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Remove the spaces to reveal the secret... Once you've copied and pasted it into the address bar... XD


I'm going to watch:

Au No Exorcist

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

The Thousandth Man

Dream High

Delightful Girl Choon Hyang


I am watching:

Special A

Death Note

Bleach

Fairy Tail


I don't watch much anymore:

Naruto (I still write fics about it, and I still fangirl over it though. XD Because I'm like that)

Ouran High School Host Club

Perfect Girl Evolution (didn't finish it)

Boys Over Flowers (didn't finish it)

Hana Kimi (thinking of watching it all over again, but that is unlikely)

To The Beautiful You (the Korean version of Hana Kimi. Highly likely that I'll watch it again)

Attack On The Pin-Up Boys (Though I might watch it for the three hundred, and sixty-third time... I love Suju!)


Alternative Titles To Harry Potter:

Argus Filch and the Students Out of Bed

Argus Filch and the Graffiti Everywhere

Argus Filch and the High Cost of Painting Repair

Argus Filch and the Massive Crowd that Leaves Trash Everywhere

Argus Filch and the Best Year Ever

Argus Filch and the Ruined Bathroom

Argus Filch and the Worst Mess He's Ever Seen

OR!

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Accidentally Blew Up Stuff.

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Accidentally Blew Up Stuff.

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Accidentally Blew Up Stuff.

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Accidentally Blew Up Stuff.

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Accidentally Blew Up Stuff.

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Accidentally Blew Up Stuff.

Seamus Finnigan and the Year He Got Permission to Blow Up Stuff.

Random Shit I gathered all this time:

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, Kobra Kid96, 4blueeyes9, xXTooMuchFreeTimeXx

When you think about it, J.K.Rowling is very uncreative with names - The Great Lake, The Great Hall, The Giant Squid... I've decided to name the Giant Squid Chester. All hail Team Chester! If you support Team Chester, copy and paste this onto your profile. GO TEAM CHESTER!!!!!!!!!

Random Facts About Me For Those of You Who Actually Care:

1) I LOVE SUPER JUNIOR!!!!!!! Best band ever! PM me if you like Kpop, especially from SMTown (SM Entertainment)!

2) My favourite colours are blue and black. Then orange, if your interested. Don't ask why. I have also loved grey for some reason. Still not sure why.

3)I have written at least ten stories in the past. No one appreciated them so I dumped them.

4) I am known for my violence at school. Can't help it.

5) I love hot chocolate.

6) I hate creaking noises, like the ones my door makes.

7) Me and my best friends together are known as 'The Evil Pokemons'.

8) I like cats.

9) My favourite words are 'unleash' and 'cause'.

10) I am obsessed with Korea, and not because of PSY. Because of Super Junior, SHINee, DBSK, F(x), Girls' Generation, Miss A, Big Bang etc. XD I'm a total fangirl.

Yay! Quiz Time!

List your 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:

1) Temari

2) Konan

3) Haku

4) Zabuza

5) Pein

6) Hidan

7) Kiba

8) Neji

9) Hinata

10) Gaara (I liked him a little less in Shippuden. Evil, scary ass people rock))

What would you do if...?

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Pein? I'd politely refuse, since it probably has food poisoning.

You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Konan? I'd like to think she'd take me to hospital. Or work her medic magic on me.

It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Haku? Maybe those needles... I think they're called senbon needles.

You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Zabuza? Leave me there.

You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Pein? Glare at me, then walk off.

6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday?

Hidan? Burst in and sacrifice everybody to Jashin-sama. But I'd never forget Hidan. NEVER!

7 won the lottery.

Kiba? He'd use a bit of the money to give all vets a pay rise (maybe), then use the rest to live a luxurious life (definitely).

9 became a singer.

Hinata? I'd go to all her concerts and then show her all her fans... Especially all the guys. KAWAII HINATA!

10 got a daughter.

Gaara? I'd be the nanny, however old I sound. Anything for the child to not have brain damage... hahaha... kidding... I love Gaara, he's my favourite of all!

TMFT

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An Untold Beginning by HeatherMichelly reviews
The daughter of Sirius Black grew up in an orphanage of muggles when no one in the wizarding world would take her in. How will her world unravel when she finally discovers who she really is?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 66 - Words: 285,271 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 11/16/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 9,290 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7107 - Favs: 14,606 - Follows: 11,529 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Konoha's School of The Arts by XxChemicalKatxX reviews
Sakura has finally got into the school of her dreams, but what happens when the Akatsuki, a group of very talented students set their sites on Sakura. Lets not forget her dark past, creepy teachers, haters, old friends, and a heavy set of stage fright. Sakura has got her work cut out for her. Rated T for Hidan :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,236 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Slight Mishap by sapphire-angel-gem reviews
Harry Potter knew something was going to go wrong when, as a punishment, Snape made him test an uncompleted ageing potion. Something always goes wrong. And he was right.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 86,345 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Harry P.
The Scroll by SakuraSpark reviews
The Akatsuki find a scroll that introduces them to the world of fanfiction! How will they react when they read about themselves turning into kittens, doing the mambo jambo and more? Secret admirers and beauty pageants? What the hell? Warning: Contains hints of smut. Many expletives!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Akatsuki
Abigail Lily Potter: I Taught You Better by benedickybird reviews
In my imagination, Abigail Lily Potter appeared. She's two years older that Harry, and her existing doesn't change the story line of Harry Potter. Anyway, enjoy and leave a review! Rated T because I'm paranoid. First Year and first story in the series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,376 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - OC, George W. - Complete
Small NonBrit Guide to Harry Potter fanfiction! by x.NymphadoraTonks.x reviews
Fred tries to teach George the difference between British and typically American dialogue, without sounding like Percy. Funny consequences. Oneshot. a/n - it says 'humor' on the category...in Britain, it's humour! xx
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2012 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Because It's My Birthday by Paradise-san786 reviews
It's the 10th October and Naruto spirits are low. The villagers finally get their hands on the demon vessel. Sasuke and Sakura are shocked at what they find, Kakashi and Tsunade are being secretive and Iruka and Jiraiya are worried. Can they all deal with the aftermath and help Naruto? R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,739 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 280 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Naruto U., Team Seven - Complete
My Name Is Meg by Piedgy777 reviews
Sneering Slytherins, riddling mysteries, mysterious riddles, irritating girls and back-chatting doorknockers. Some parts of Hogwarts never change. What's a girl to do? My name is Meg. And this is my Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,550 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Hollow Catharsis by Shobogan reviews
As the world celebrates, Remus grieves alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
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Ignorance Is Bliss reviews
Lea was your average girl. Rather blunt, but she was just being honest most of the time. Straight , black hair, neatly-cut fringe and hazel eyes. Well, she looked pretty average when you looked at her. It was her secrets and suffering, not her appearance, that took her out of the category of 'average'. Written for The Unknown Character Competition: Who The Heck Is That?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Eleanor B., OC - Complete
Handsome Prince, To Ugly Beast, To Handsome Prince Again reviews
Written for the Fairy Tale Competition./ Operation Piss Off Voldemort So He Can't Think Straight half works, half backfires. Good news: Harry's still alive! Bad news: ...He's stuck in the form of the beast in Beauty and the Beast... Dumbledore to the rescue! ...No, this is not AlbusxHarry. WARNING! GinnyxHarry. Minor swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
So Much For A Distraction reviews
Professor Horace Slughorn was so old, he'd mourned many deaths. But few, very few, hit him as hard as Lily Evans' death did. Written for the Honeydukes Competition by owluvr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Horace S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hot Chocolate Is As Good As Veritaserum reviews
Harry is too afraid to admit his feelings to Ginny. One trip to the kitchens during the night leads to hot chocolate, which leads to a lot of blurted secrets. HarryxGinny. Written for the Hot Chocolate Challenge/Competition and The Ginny Weasley Fans Challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Ebony Kitties reviews
A cross-dresser who is often mistaken for a boy. A brunette who, after a potion accident, is stuck with two cat ears and a tail. They become the best of friends, despite the lack of similarities. They go through on extraordinary year at a school named after pig skin disease. The wizarding world had better watch out, because Ebony and Kitty are coming to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - OC, Harry P.
Blame Those Creeveys! reviews
Breakfast is a pandemonium. Blame it on the Creevey's for taking the photos, blame on 'that Skeeter cow' for stealing the photos, or blame it on Cedric and Harry for not going somewhere more... private. Either way, breakfast was still a pandemonium *I don't usually like CedricxHarry, but just this once, I'm doing it. XD* #1N
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
Abused Malfoys reviews
Lucius is sick of Draco acting like a filthy blood traitor. He goes extreme in his punishment, and the result leaves Narcissa in tears. WARNING! Violence! Abused!Draco Comes along with Abused Potters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Abused Potters reviews
All hell breaks loose, when a young boy appears in Sirius Black's bedroom. A FAMOUS young boy! ...Who is covered in bruises, scars and is currently scared of anyone who even looks at him funny. *Warning: Violence! Abused!Harry, in case you didn't guess... Comes along with 'Abused Malfoys'. And the pic is actually Ryuuzaki from Death Note, in case you all think it's Harry. . R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Chaos no Jutsu! reviews
Previously called Madness: Akatsuki Style! Jacky, Harry and Frankie find themselves at the Akatsuki base! Lots of chaos, and what's this? Tobi has shut up? Hidan stopped swearing? Cross-dressing? Embarrassing pics and blackmailing? First Naruto fanfic, please go easy on me. No flames, ok? -runs as crowd throw fire- By the way, I'm rewriting this!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Akatsuki
Why D'you Care? reviews
/One-shot\ Gaara is a friendless seven year old. But on his eighth birthday, he got a present that he never thought he get, but would never trade. A friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Gaara - Complete
What's a Padfoot? reviews
Orphaned, or so it seemed, Alyks finds her long lost Dad... Only for him to give her what seems like a riddle. What the hell is going on here? *Just a little something I wanted to write, but I won't be adding another chapter.*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2012 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
Chaotic Craziness reviews
UP FOR ADOPTION! Two part-veela's with one MASSIVE secret, a hot-tempered red-head with an dislike for all prank-related things, a criminal organization, two prank-loving boys, a werewolf, a rat, and a bunch of other shinobi and kuniochi. It all equals one thing: Chaotic Craziness!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,708 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Marauders, Naruto U.
Chester reviews
The Giant Squid, Chester, his squid friend, Henry, a Mermaid called Anastasia, all visit the people held hostage for the Four Champions... Little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Giant Squid, Cho C. - Complete