Hi everyoneee!:)
This is my second Draco/Harry fic :) I hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it!
I do not know how many pick up lines I am going to do, but there is DEFINITELY a chapter after this one! Anyone have ideas, lemme know in a review :) And I know I have written a pick up lines fic for Remus/Sirius, and I will try to make this fic hopefully quite different.
I hope that you enjoy this! :) Apologies for any crapiness.
And YAY! I've finished my exams :D *happy dances* I have loads of new fics lined up for you guys! :D
Oh, and review, please? :)
"So the answer is still no, is it Potter?" One Draco Malfoy called as he strutted towards the young Gryffindor, who turned from his conversation with his friends to roll his hypnotic emerald eyes at the approaching blond.
"Yes, Malfoy." Harry Potter shook his head, letting out a sigh.
"Why?" Draco pouted, sharp silver eyes focusing only on the shorter boy in front of him, and although his expression was amused, Harry could see the spark of curiosity within the swirling depths of the blonde's eyes.
"Because." Harry replied, lips twitching slightly.
"Because what?" Draco pressed.
"Welll…" the brunet drawled, tapping his chin lightly as he did, "you haven't really been convincing enough, to be quite honest with you."
"What?! How have I not been convincing enough?" Draco asked, affronted. "You know what, don't even answer that! I'll convince you soon enough, though, you can be sure of that…" he added quickly, before waggling his perfectly shaped eyebrows suggestively at Harry and then suddenly stomping off, nose in the air.
Harry finally allowed himself to smile, lips pulling up at the corners in a dazzling smile – probably the one that made Draco fall head over heels in love with him in the first place. Chuckling slightly, the Gryffindor turned back to his friends, wondering exactly what the Slytherin planned to do to persuade him.
Either way, he couldn't wait.
After the war, and the long, horrifying trial the Malfoy family had been put on (from which they escaped, free of any charges with Harry's help) Harry and Draco had fallen into a light-hearted friendship. It had been awkward at first, but when they both returned to Hogwarts to do their seventh years, it had grown stronger and stronger, until Hermione had noticed Draco's subtle, but flirty tendencies around the Potter.
Things had progressed since then, with Harry responding eagerly to the flirting, but never quite giving in – simply because he found the whole thing extremely amusing.
"Pansy!"
"What, Draco? Honestly, I'm trying to finish off this stupid essay!"
"I need your help!"
"With what?"
"Harry Potter."
*sighs* "There's a book on my bed – I think you'll find it useful…"
"Thank you Pansy! I owe you one!"
"Yes. You do. Now bugger off."
"… Hmmm… Pick Up Lines and How To You Use Them… This could be interesting."
"Potter!"
"Yeah?"
"If I were to look at the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together."
"Really?"
"Yep."
"Well, if I were to look in the Mirror, I would see… a pair of socks."
"Socks?"
"Yup. Red and gold, with snitches on them."
"Oh. I just got rejected didn't I?"
"Yep."
"Damn."
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"Harry, can I ask you a question?"
"You just did, but go ahead."
"Do you have a map?"
"Errr… yes?"
"What?! You're not supposed to say 'yes'!"
"Why?"
"Because that doesn't work with the pick-up line!"
*Snorts* "Make it work then."
"… Alright…" *takes a deep breath* "...Can I have this map of yours then? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes."
"Ha. Ha. Ha."
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"My love for you is like… Diarrhoea – I just cannot hold it in!"
"Wait, so your love for me is watery, brown and with a lingering stench?"
*looks sheepish* "So that pick up line was a no-go, then?"
"Mhmm."
"But the book says that this particular pick up line has a hundred percent success rate…" *stokes imaginary beard thoughtfully*
"I highly doubt that, somehow."
"Hmphf. You're so difficult!"
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"Another pick up line, Draco?"
"Until you give in to me, yes."
"Okay, let's get this over with, then."
*clears throat* "You know, I'm not an Animagus, but sometimes I can be a real animal."
"… What? A Ferret? Of course, Draco, very 'animal' of you."
"HEY!"
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"Oh Harry…"
"… Yes?"
"Where have you been all my life?"
"Hiding from you."
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"Can I borrow your library card? 'Cause I'm totally checking you out."
"Sorry, Malfoy. I don't have one, but you can ask Hermione if you want."
"Ugh."
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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would F and U together."
"Cruel."
"Deal with it."
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"If you were a booger, I'd pick you first."
"I thought Malfoys didn't pick boogers."
"… Fine, I'll get the house elf to pick you first."
"… Ew."
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"Damn Potter, it must be illegal to look that good."
"Damn Malfoy, it's gotta be illegal to use pick-up lines that bad."
"Hmphf. I'll have you know-"
"Whatever Draco."
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"If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips."
"Aw, that was actually rather sweet…"
"Great! So you, me, Hogsmeade, tomorrow at 8?"
"… But not sweet enough."
"Damn it!"
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"Will you have sex with me?"
"No sex before marriage."
"Will you marry me?"
"Shouldn't we have a relationship first?"
"Will you go out with me?"
"No."
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"Hello, are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry Draco – the deadline for the entries was yesterday!"
"What? I missed it?!"
"Yeah… what do you think, though - I'm stuck between Henry from Ravenclaw and Tony from Hufflepuff…"
"Ugh, neither of them." *shudders*
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"If you were a drug, I'd gladly overdose."
"… Wait, so... you're not already on drugs?"
"No! What makes you think that?"
"… Errr. Uhmm... Nothing?"
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"Will you go out with me?"
"Draco-"
"Before you answer, lemme tell you this: I'm allergic to 'no', and addicted to 'yes'. What it's gonna be?"
"No."
"ACHOO! You've killed me!"
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"Can I have some directions?"
"Sure. Just go down the hall and it's the first door on your left."
"But... what? You were supposed to say 'to what'?"
"Really? I thought you were asking me where to find the toilet."
"Noo, I wanted to know the directions to your heart! Or even better, your bed..." *winks saucily*
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"When God made you, he was showing off."
"When God made you, he was pissed off."
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"I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!"
"It's summer, Draco."
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"You have some really soft hands."
"Why, thank you!"
"Would they like to massage my really soft body?"
"… You ruined the moment."
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"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"You're not allowed in the Gryffindor Tower."
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"Are you a light switch? 'Cause I want to turn you on!"
"You always do."
"Rea... r-really?"
"Nah, I just thought I'd make you happy."
I hope you liked it:)
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