Hello congregation of those with twisted minds,

I'm JulesXD. I am Australian who loves reading and watching TV shows, movies and anime, and also watching musicals and plays. I aim to one day have a house with a library as awesome as the ones in "Beauty and the Beast", The "Harry Potter" series and many others.

I love many series such as; the meg cabot 1800-MISSING series, the SISTERS GRIMM series, the vampire academy series, the black jewels series, the mortal instruments, fallen series, the HARRY POTTER series, the vampire knight series, the blue exorcist series, the kitchen princess series and a heap more!

For now, i'm not going to write, because i pretty much suck at it. Sorry folks, i'm a only a reviewer for now as I tried to post a story once and even I knew it was terrible. I'd rather stick to reviewing as I love seeing all the possibilities available on show for all the fandoms I encounter.

WARNING: I SHIP OR CAN AT LEAST UNDERSTAND EVERY SHIP (especially when it comes to the harry potter series) and I can't stop looking for more!

Siriusly, I even read a Hermione/Sorting hat fanfic once! weird I know..

Awesome quotes borrowed from the fan-tabulous "Lunaria Celeste":

"Some people are like slinkies. Not good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down stairs."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Do you want to know why I'm still on Earth? Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away... If well aimed."

"Dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, 'where the heck is my ceiling?'"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..."

"Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it."

"I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

"You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?"

"Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let everyone wonder how you did it."

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver."

"Aim for the stars, they said. Aim for the head, I said."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?" -From the fanfiction My Immortal

"I hath telekinesis!" -From the fanfiction My Immortal

"The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets death."

BORROWED FROM THE GENIUS: LoveAllie

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it.

I don’t suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. And then give up. No use being a damn fool about it.

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

A girl named Diane went to a party and stayed longer than she planned, and had to walk home.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm tree, Diane asked her God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a shortcut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing as though he was waiting for her.
Diane became uneasy and began to pray, asking for her God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been killed and raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she'd been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, Diane began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she'd seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told that he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why the man hadn't attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered:
Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her.
Amazingly, whether you believe it or not, you're never alone.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shall have your opinions but shall not insult other's pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them.
You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shall paste this in your profile.