What if when Hagrid first took Harry to Diagon Alley he met someone who would change his life forever? Follow Harry as he learns about love, trust, friendship, and most importantly as he learns about himself. HP/CW Soul Bond Fic. Slash later on. Dumbles bashing. Past abuse. WIP. Open to suggestions. Enjoy!

A chance meeting for Harry sets him on a path he wasn't meant to travel. With his eyes opened, he struggles to control the furious anger after finding all of the lies and hidden agendas. A sudden adoption and unlikely allies work to split him from Dumbledore. With two Lordships and a betrothal, how will the world react to Lord Potter-Black when he refuses to fight in their war?

When Harry and Neville take a holiday to France to escape Dumbledore's manipulations for the summer they meet the brother and nephew of Lucius Malfoy, the youngest Malfoy male quickly catching Harry's eye and leading to an interesting summer. Harry/OMC

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

Sent back in time to the Marauders era, Hermione must go to school with people she only knows as being dead, her Hogwarts Professors, and an Azkaban Escapee. Stuck in the 70s living a life where she is falling in love with a Marauder, Hermione will do anything to keep the friends she's made from the fate she knows will befall them without her interference.

Lily Potter nee Evans wasn't a muggle-born at all. She had two magical parents and one had creature genes. When Harry was born he inherited that creature gene and is now a Cheshire cat. He is also Dumbledore's grandson. He also finds out that he has two mates who know how to prank and swear. How will this change Harry's first year? Molly Bashing.

War breeds chaos, but no one ever imagined the Ministry would make a move like this. A law that every witch must marry two wizards seems a step too far in Hermione's opinion. Especially when it's her subconscious infatuations that see her paired with two wizards who would sooner kill each other than play nice.

During the Marge Dursley Incident just before Harry's third year at Hogwarts, his accidental magic not only causes her to inflate like a balloon, but it also transports him to a little-known island on the other side of the planet. It is there he discovers the true meaning of family. Watch out, Hogwarts! Harry's got a brand new attitude and a whole lot of new friends!

Post DH Mostly Canon Compliant to the end of the Battle of Hogwarts. Hermione Granger's life is saved by the most unlikely person imaginable, and it alters the course of her life.

NEW SUM: Voldie's dead, but Harry's life is still on the line… that's of course when things always decide to happen to him. What's to be done when you find yourself in someone else's body and apparently in the past? You keep your mouth shut and repeat on loop 'Oh S…' I mean 'Don't freak out' in your head… right? Warnings?: Time Travel, De-ageing, Mute, Lang, slash, Ch Bash, Abuse

Harry and Severus play a prank on Hogwarts. No the world isn't ending, but yes, things are about to get strange. What starts as an innocent prank is about to change the course of so many lives. I may change the rating at the story goes on.

After the dementor attack, Harry collapses. He wakes up in Gringotts where he finds out many truths. His magic was bound, he's a lord of five houses and he's a kitsune. He will need his mates to ground him, two of them! Submissive, powerful! Harry. Slash. Character bashing. Fifth year. non canon

Hermione was excited to meet her new downstairs neighbor, until he turns out to be an ex-convict intent on wooing her! Finding herself more exasperated than not, how can this former tough guy hope to break the ice? Modern AU. Rabastan x Hermione. Complete!

They might've won the war, but the price of Remus's life is too much to bear. Hermione elects to go back in time, determined to befriend the Marauders, save lives, and win Remus's heart no matter how flighty and hesitant he might be, Hermione triggers a series of events that could alter the future she knows for good, or could unravel the fabric of the very universe.

The Ministry is offering rewards for having children. They've got a list of unconventional pairings and their willing to give certain people the thing they want most. When Ron overreacts to the idea of Hermione being paired with Mafloy and does something stupid, Hermione's life is set on a new path. One that involves having a baby with Draco Malfoy.

Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.

After seeing her boyfriend flirt with another girl for the hundredth time, Hermione is fed up with being expected to look past his bad behavior. After deciding to put her feelings first, can Fenrir prove to her that he will treat her better than her ex ever did? One-shot! Modern AU. Fenrir x Hermione

When things go awry in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione incites an ancient ritual to return James and Lily Potter from beyond the grave. The catch? The ritual demands her life unless she tethers her magic to the Order's resident Werewolf. Can they really remain impartial and unaffected when their magic is forever link and when touching him feel so exquisitely good?

*ONE-SHOT* Remus Lupin has been wanting to snog Sirius Black for longer than he could remember, but he knows he's a monster and that no one in their right mind would want to snog him. When Sirius succumbs to the pheromones Remus puts out before a full moon, it comes to light that Sirius has feeling for Remus, too. Too bad the Monster in Remus thinks it's all a bad joke.

[MuggleAU] Hermione never thought she would end up seeking a divorce lawyer, but when the need arises, he brings her so much more than marital freedom...

After helping out an unlikely student, Hermione Granger finds herself with an unlikely friend. Marcus Flint is only too happy to return the favor. As their paths continue to cross, the more drawn to one another they find each other. But can they be more than friends? A slice of life fic that takes place mostly after the war. Flintmione.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

Hermione and friends are caught in the snarl of the Marriage Law. Sit back and watch our favorite witch wind her way through her suitors.

*ONE-SHOT* There's nothing like getting the family together for Christmas, but this year Hermione is nervous. Nervous to see Charlie Weasley, that is. It's been a year since she last saw him and she's not at all sure she's ready for what might happen when she lays eyes on him again. Especially after what happened last Christmas.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

HermioneRemus - Hermione asks an unexpected question, with interesting consequences.

Hermione and Marcus form a friendship that grows into more over the years...or at least that's what Hermione thinks! Can their friendship survive when Marcus thinks Hermione has moved on to bigger and better things? COMPLETE!

After her guardian, Sirius is taken to jail, Hermione needs a way to come up with money to pay for his fancy lawyer. Working at roadside bar Howl seems like it shouldn't be so bad, until she gets mixed up with biker Fenrir Greyback. Fenrir x Hermione. Modern AU. Complete!

This is smart! Powerful! Ravenclaw! Harry; How would the wizarding world react to a Boy Who Lived who is much different from what they expected? One that is set to change the course of the magical world forever? Grey Harry; Manipulative! Dumbledore; Harry/Daphne

Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!

AU-No Dark Lord or BWL!- Harry Potter has always fancied the boy next door. Ever since his family had moved into the manor in Wiltshire, England, he'd climb out his window in the afternoon and watch the blonde race around on his broom. THIS IS A Requested fic for Arashi Wolf Princess's Birthday ! Dom Draco-possessive/Sub Harry-confident! Hope you Like it! SLASH REVIEWS PLEASE!

Harry and his packmates are back! Isla Nublar is taken by InGen to create a theme park for prehistoric, lab created monsters. Will the pack survive this? Will Harry realize he can't stay hidden from humanity forever? Sequel to "Hope for Something More"

The Dark Side bring back a puppy instead of Potter, so now what will they do?

ONESHOT, Sirry Slash (Harry/Sirius) Spanking Fic - In which Remus and Molly Weasley reach an agreement that Harry is way out of line in his anger towards Dumbledore, someone has to put him in his place, and it's Sirius Black whose unfortunately tasked to step up to the plate, and Harry learns that his Godfather has...rather large hands. (Flames Will Be Deleted)

After her parent's deaths Hermione is bound and trapped in her Animagus form, first for her own safety, then to ensure the safety of others during the war. Who is she bound to? Severus Snape, of course..

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

July 31st, Harry's 16th birthday and the Boy-Who-Lived is waiting for his majority. What he didn't expect was the added bonus that came with the doubled magical core. Creature!Harry No Pairings at the moment.

Looking for a better life Harry summons The Deciders only to find himself in a new world where Voldermort is a kind and just king, Lucius Malfoy act's like his father and the Dark Side is the Good Guys. LemurDemonHarry, Voldermort/Harry, Lucius/Severus, Bad Dumbledore and Order, Very AU with Multiple twists.

Bruce isn't quite sure how it happened or if it was even possible, but the Hulk had fallen in love. Can Bruce protect Harry from the Hulk without blowing his cover or falling in love with the green eyed boy himself? Of course not. Slash duh!

Kurt and Blaine meet during their freshman year at NYADA and become fast friends. Could it lead to more? This fic is AU and does not follow any time line from the show. In this story, the two boys are the same age.

SoulmateAU! A case brings Trent Kort to NCIS and to Timothy McGee's side.

Written for Liza. MuggleAU Wolfstar. Lily forces Remus to go to the hairdressers with unexpected consequences.

Petunia and Vernon go on vacation leaving Harry at Privet Drive. Something happens allowing an owl to bypass the wards. Harry learns of another school before Hogwarts. Read as a different school alters Harry's journey. Very much an AU. Rating is subject to change. All rights go to J.K Rowling.

Harry Potter is entering his seventh year of schooling, Snape's the Headmaster and to the horror of the school Harry has discovered the ever lovable joy of coffee, he's always drinking it! Yet to their surprise it also makes his grades sky rocket ...

Harry's had a crush on his Potions Professor for a long time and is thrilled when Albus forces the 2 to spend the summer together. What happens when he stumbles across his crush in the arms of his worst enemy and the 2 decide Harry needs lessons in love?

Sequel to 'Expecting the Unexpected'. A bright-eyed Jess and a slightly hungover Captain...

Connor gets clingy after a run in with some giant Future Spiders and Becker is not having fun. Slight Conner/Becker pre-slash if you want.

With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg

CCOAC Halloween Challenge - Alpha Werewolf Aaron Hotchner is far from pleased when Spencer Reid joins the team... The presence of the young werewolf is not welcome... but when Hotch learns that Spencer Reid was raised by a human mother after being abandoned by his werewolf father, he takes him under his wing. And perhaps he has found more than a friend in the younger wolf...

Charlie returns from years of solitude to find things different than he expects. Oh and Harry got cursed along the way as well. Charlie/Harry. Mpreg

Blaine is confused about his feelings for Kurt after their "When Harry Met Sally" talk at the Lima Bean. Who does he talk to about it? His best friends, of course. Can they knock some sense into him or will he continue to be clueless?

Timothy McGee is an unbonded Omega who doesn't want an Alpha, but maybe he just hasn't met the right one yet. McKort

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Harry returns to Hogwarts ten years following his Graduation as a Professor. Old Friends, New Friends, Old Teachers, New Teachers, Enemies, Obnoxious Students, Detentions, Dueling, oh, and did I mention Harry has a levitating wheelchair? Read to see how Harry comes home and finds a home with someone he never expected. Please read A/N.

Harry overhears a conversation between two of his teachers early into the first year at Hogwarts. What he hears makes him ponder about how he's going about his school work. He decides to take action and make his parents proud of his performance. Just how will that little change influence the events taking place at the school?

Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

Harry Beauvais can't wait to get away from his gold-digging mother. Now, she is going after the British Minister for Magic, Voldemort. Forced to go with her, Harry finds himself falling for the handsome politician...AU, HP/TR slash

Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts - Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn't seem to understand 'not interested' off his back. Pretending becomes reality

Morgan finds a house and rebuilds it, but is he building the house just for himself, or does he have someone else in mind to live there with him? This story is slash. Morgan/Reid. Now complete!

Severus is alone and Hogwarts can see the hurt that young Severus is radiating. She gathers up her magic and brings his soul mate from another universe.

One's too shy, the other one isn't sure how to put it into words . . . But the fact is, Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid love eachother . . . and now, it's just a matter of how it all comes out. (Heck yeah, this is slash!)

When Fenrir Greyback spends a night with Harry Potter, the last thing he's expecting is to start a relationship with the young wizard. But when Harry turns up pregnant, what is a werewolf to do? MPREG

Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?

Horatio's a Neko!

Adopted from ceara1888. Bella's home life is full of abuse and fear. When her mate and his family finds out how far will he go to protect her? HAITUS-HAVE NOT ABANDONED...Will be completed

Garcia's appreciation of Morgan's assets leads to some interesting happenings between Morgan & Reid. This is slash! Don't like, don't read.

What happens when a prank goes wrong? ...Harry ends in the past is what! Warnings inside.

A strange man arrives at Hogwarts claiming that Harry Potter is his destined soul mate. Only Draco knows he's lying. Oneshot Drarry.

Jack is accepted to a wonderfull school for gifted children, and the team have a new case. on the way they learn a lot about the BAU's youngest member.

A cold winter night found Morgan and Reid facing each other in one of the most intense, alcohol impaired, two-player card game tournaments they've ever entered. Little did they know, what started as a scramble for bragging rights had the potential to become more. The real question is... what were they playing for? One-shot. Eventual Morgan/Reid. Canon!verse. Spoilers for 8x10!

When Morgan is taken captive by a sadistic unsub, Reid surrenders himself in order to save Morgan's life, leaving the team frantic to find him

All Hermione wanted was a good, old fashioned cup of hot chocolate. But when a certain Marauder gets thrown into the mix she may get more than she bargained for. HG/SB, rated for slight innuendo

When Connor's not there on pub night, only Stephen notices.

Connor was hoping. Hoping he wouldn't be forgotten.

Hermione has confiscated a new invention from the Weasley twins, and George is determined to get it back. Too bad she's so sneaky. Hermione/George!

Lily Evans had lived a blessed life but when Voldemort attacks the Potters Harry's twin is mistakenly declared the boy-who-lived she gives Harry to the Dursleys to protect Ethan without her husband's consent, eleven years later he has to adjust to a life outside of his cupboard. How will he cope? SLASH. HPDM, RLSB

[SSHP AU PWP Cat-boy!Harry] In an attempt to feel closer to Sirius and his Father, Harry begins to learn the Animagus Transfiguration and manages to get stuck in a partial transformation, permanently.

"Your secret is safe with me," she promised, but the mischievous glint in her eye made him a little nervous. She raised her voice a little bit and said, "It's not as if I would turn to everyone and say 'George is a nerd'" George/Hermione

When the librarian goes head-to-head with the bookworm, who will come out on top? Hermione/Percy!

Tim has a new lover, one his Boss is not so happy about, and neither are his friends, who decide it's time to take action...run for cover. Slash Gibbs/McGee

The women enter the BAU men in a silent auction for a date in order to raise money for a charity. When Morgan discovers that Reid is dating someone, he is surprised to discover he is jealous. Slash. Changed rating to M just to be safe. COMPLETE!

The two men go undercover as a couple at a college campus to draw out a killer. But can Reid keep his secret from his best friend? Not just his feelings, but something bigger than that. SLASH, read warning on chapter one. Part 1 of M/R series

Someone spikes the coffee pot in the BAU. Can Hotch figure out who made all his Agents go crazy? Warning! Slash between Morgan and Reid.

Kurt would never forget. And neither would he. Written for a propmt: Kurt begins taking a daily medication. One of the side effects is loss of memory of the hour after he takes it. Burt vents all of his frustrations to Kurt. Kurt didn't take his meds.

When an unsub has killed far too many, Reid and Morgan have to go undercover. But Reid isn't looking forward to getting up close and personal with this man who he has feelings for... Especially not when the whole team has them under surveillance.

It's been a tough case for everyone, espicially Morgan. When Reid attempts to comfort him but says the wrong thing, they get into an arguement. And things go downhill from there... Please R&R. Written as friendship but can be viewed as slash

Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM

Fred is surprised to find how much Hermione has grown up since her days as the Gryffindor bookworm. He's even more surprised by how much he wants her. Hermione/Fred rated M

After a drunken night two men have to confess their feelings or continue to be unhappy. As any other couple they have to face both the good and the bad. SLASH

Bill and Hermione find themselves in the moonlight when Bill's wolfish side takes over. Bill/Hermione!

Jackson is visiting his son for Christmas. Problem is...Gibbs didn't fill him in on something kind of important. McGibbs. Read & Review.

McGee was his Probie. No one else's. His! So who the hell did Detective McCadden think he was calling McGee Probie? McNozzo. McGee was Tony's Probie. No one else's. Tony's! So what the hell was taking Tony so long to make a move? McNozzo. Slash.

Hotch and Morgan are fighting, and Reid is caught in the middle... Finally, he gets fed up and takes control... and then takes his revenge. But will Hotch and Morgan let him get away with it? Hotch/Morgan/Reid SLASH!

Hermione, Remus, a wall and ... the rest. Content for older readers only, please.

Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?

Reid was not the first man Aaron had been attracted to, but he is the first one he wanted for more than a jaunt in between the sheets. He wanted him for seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years. ONESHOT. SR/AH

They are at a ball and Snape is drunk

Stereotypical everyone-is-alive-in-Grimuald-place fic. Nothing special. Though it was quite fun to write! R&R please! T for swearing and suggestive themes.

Hermione arrives at Malfoy Manor to find out her boyfriend Draco did something awful. What will she do when she learns the exact details of his stupidity and what he's done on top of it to correct it? SS/HG- Two-shot Rated MA.

HGSS: Severus is afraid, and expresses it the only way he knows: in his anger. What will it cost him?

Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R

ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.

Lucius Malfoy acquires a life debt. Draco pays. But that's just the start, as Harry's life is turned upside down ... again. He finds out his history is a lie, the castle has a soul, and more.

Hermione Granger always knew, deep down, she was going to die. She had known ever since the day her dad had sat her down and told her the reason he was so worn and exhausted. She wants to end the war before she dies, but could she find something more?

RemusHermione - Hermione has great news to impart, but finds some stumbling blocks along the way. Enter her knight in shining armour...or rather, her werewolf. BIRTHDAY FIC FOR GrandeVanilleSkimLatte

A guy & a girl can be just friends but at one point or another, they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily. Maybe at the wrong time. Maybe too late. Or maybe forever. SONGFIC.

Being a twin is great; never get me wrong on that. But I will not lie. Being a twin sucks sometimes. I don't like always having to share. I found something where I don't have to, I should say someone.

He's met the woman of his dreams... shame all he has to show for it is a shoe. Written for the GE Fairytale Challenge 2011

A dragon has taken an unnatural interest in Charlie. Is there a reason?

Bella and Jasper have been best friends since they were little. For six years they've kept they're love for each other a secret. Can another secret and a few lies thrown in help to get them together or will it pull them apart. Rated M.

Hermione gets a dog...not the best summery...more inside. Rated for later chapters. *COMPLETE*

"You mean a man – no man – has ever made you come?" Bella Swan needs help, and she gets it from Washington State's sexiest visiting Texan, Jasper. AH, a little OOC, somewhat PWP, but hell - it *was* an entry for the Dirty Talking Jasper contest...

Tim might have been the one injured, but who was the most damaged by the mountain experience? Who gets a second chance at life? Whose arrival will throw the agency into a tailspin? The sequel to Left Behind takes them all on a journey they never expected

A simple joke, they'd done it many times, but a criminal and Mother Nature conspire to turn the joke into a tragedy. Will the team survive, or will the guilt and worry tear them apart? With the potential body count rising, will a certain agent buckle?

Shawn breaks into Lassiter's house on Christmas Eve. Too bad he didn't realize Lassiter was home. Shassie. Angsty!Lassiter. Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

Dean comes into an unexpected Magical Being Inheritance and through dreams and books, realises that Harry is his Mate. Harry woke up on his 16th birthday and learns some amazing facts about why he smells like a Submissive. AU DT/HP Ginny!bashing slash

When Morgan takes hold of his hand, his fingers slippery from the butter on the popcorn they've been sharing, it suddenly occurs to Spencer that this might be a date.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU

Tim shows Tony what exactly he's been missing... gay!McGee, closeted!DiNozzo. Smut! SLASH - Don't like, don't read!

Reid is going undercover as a model and Hotch can't help but notice.

Reid had saved both of their lives and Hotch decided to thank him.

Carlton makes the mistake of buying canned pineapples. Shassie. One-shot.

Inspired by a line from the Jones episode, Reid finds himself a gazelle in a nightclub full of lions... Please R & R. Hotch/Reid, Rossi/Prentiss suggested, Morgan/Garcia suggested, Will/JJ implied.

Spencer's weekend had been good. Really good. But he hadn't planned on Morgan noticing it. One-shot. R&R *.*

The move to Forks wasn't as bad as he thought. He had a job, a nice house, and a few stalkers. He was Harry Potter after all, not everything could be completely normal. Jacob/Harry slash

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

A potion study gone terribly wrong causes Hermione and Fred to see each other in a whole new way. soul-switching *Complete*

Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.

Morgan always has to share a room with Reid, but not this time.

Puck is a firefighter and saves Kurt from a burning building, he's instantly drawn to the soprano and knows that somehow, someway, he's going to make him his "wife".

There is a party occurring at Grimmauld place, and it is there that Hermione and Sirius find something else entirely to celebrate. Please Review!

Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!

SiriusHermione - A much anticipated fair only causes more friction between two of the most combative members of Grimmauld Place. When Sirius & Hermione are forced to run a kissing booth together, will that friction turn into something more?

GeorgeHermioneFred - When Hermione's stood up on Valentine's Day, she wonders if anything could possibly be worse. Karma answers her, but a chance meeting with the Weasley twins proves that karma works both days. Submitted for the TE February Challenge.

When Charlie sets out to prove to Hermione that she's more than just 'one of the boys', he finds himself in deeper--and sweeter--than he could have imagined.

Hotch, Morgan, and a cat named Peaches. Hotch/Morgan.

Forced together by malicious intent, can the two find love or will they begin to hate each other? Will they be able to do anything at all when there are those that toy with them for their own purposes? MOONY SERIES

Now in their 20s the Trio are visited by a dark haired charmer from the past. All about partying, drinking, and shagging, he annoys the older more mature Sirius to no end, and what happens when he takes a liking to the pretty bookworm? Rated R Updated!

Normally if he wanted something, he went after it and didn’t stop until either it was his, or he no longer wanted it. The same held true for the people in his life." Ian wants Charlie... but catching him won't be easy. Especially when Don finds out.

One shot: When someone hurts Ginny, Hermione is determined to make them pay. Meanwhile, a crush has the potential to turn into something more. Hermione/George.

Reid decides to act on his feelings for Morgan. Garcia decides to help. Reid/Morgan.

Fred desperately needs Hermione's help and promises "anything" in return. What does Hermione want from him once she agrees? Does he want the exact same thing?

Jasper and Bella used to be really good friends. Once Jasper Left for college they lost contact. What happens when he comes back completely different?

Pure Fluff. AH AU Emmet/Bella Bella finds herself back in physical therapy after her latest encounter with the ground, and falls for her physical therapist Emmett. There will be no angst. pure fluff,short story M for language and citrusy goodness

McGee finds some puppies at a crime scene and he convinces Tony and Ziva to help him take them back to Headquarters to find new homes for them. But things don't quite work out as he planned thanks to Ziva. Fun one shot.

An unexpected argument with Hermione sparks a passionate result in Fred. Hermione/Fred

Bella lives in Phoenix with her mom, that is until her mom marries Phil, who Bella can't stand. Bella decides to go to Forks to live with her dad but will she find a love of her own when she gets there?Vamps AU some canon but mostly not so... no Edward

As the Gryffindors partake in Halloween festivities, an unlikely pair is made. But, do they have the right chemistry? Hermione/George

It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...

Ginny is accusing Harry of cheating on her with Hermione. Her evidence? A seeker's glove supposedly belonging to Harry. But why would Hermione sleep with Harry? Especially when she might have a boyfriend of her own? Hilarity ensues.

Tony & McGee have been fighting for weeks and finally Gibbs has enough. Sending them off on an assignment together seems like a good idea until they both go missing. Now they'll have to work it out to survive. Hurt!Tony/Hurt!McGee/PapaGibbs - Not Slash

I will not speak out...I will not speak out...I will not speak. Hermione wrote out the last of her sentence. 104. She counted over the times she had written that line. Written for 2009 Semtember Twins Exchange challenge. One-shot

Harry has killed Voldemort. He was forced to return to the Dursleys, and now hears a voice in his head. The voice comforts him in a way no one else has, but who is it? And what will Harry do with his life now when he’s free? Slash LM/HP.

Fred and George are sharing some strawberries with Hermione. But can they get the Order out of their hair so they can really enjoy them? FW.HG.GW PWP Rated R for sex

Nearing the end of their sixth year, Head Girl and Head Boy find themselves slowly becoming civil to one another. What does strawberry-banana shampoo have to do with the whole ordeal?

During a potion accidant, Draco gets soaked in an animagus potion which somehow makes him think hes a cat--and that Harry is his mate! Warning: Slash, cute, possesive Draco. Adoarable-oblivious!Harry. Lemons in later chapters.

Remus and Moony a slowly becoming two different people trapped in the same body, however both have found a True Mate in Harry, but how will the young man respond to this possesive force in his life? And where does Sirius fit into this strange relationship

Hermione needs the Order's sexiest wizard to teach her the art of love making after being dumped, and Sirius is only too happy to oblige. But can the king of love-em and leave-em give her what she desires or will his heart get in the way? Rating: ADULT

After a night of drinking, Hermione opens her eyes to a hangover, a laughing animagus, and a house devoid of coffee. What’s a girl to do to get over her caffeine craving? Gift for GrandeVanillaSkimLatte

WINNER OF THE TWIN EXCHANGE AUGUST 2009 CHALLENGE! It reminded her of seventh year. Ron always had issues of Playwizard & Harry sometimes needed firewhiskey to sleep, so she was essentially where she was now-surrounded by halfnaked men, porn and alcohol

The golden trio return to Hogwarts seventh year with their favorite werewolf professor. But before love conquers all, Hermione and Lupin have to deal with each other, the affections of another Marauder, and the constant threat of darkness. HG/RL HG/SB

Hermione couldn't peel her eyes away from the sight in front of her. Charlie Weasley was shirtless. Granted it wasn't an uncommon thing for the Weasley men to be shirtless, but this, this was a sight to behold. Gift for an old friend of mine, Clover Bay who is a wonderful Beta!

Severus finds himself obsessing over our favorite Head Couple. Will Draco and Hermione get together at the end, with Snape's help or not?

Gift for KaraSays. He had been watching her all afternoon, but nothing could have prepared him for how much he watched her now, as that tiny pink sticky ball rolled around her mouth.

Dumped by Ron and abandoned by Harry while hiding from the harsh media spotlight, Hermione takes comfort in the arms of their guardian. Gift for thekeeperoftime. CharlieHermione.

2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione

Days after the DOM a mysterious letter arrives and Harry is faced with a decision. Reject the offer and continue on the path Dumbledore has set for him or forge a new one and challenge every opinion ever forced on him. SLASH. Creature/grey/powerful Harry.

TEAM FIC - The team are busy trying to capture McGee who has been accidentially drugged,lost his inhibitions & fears & become dangerous. Meanwhile NCIS headquarters has been shut down. The team are coming up with a plan to capture their errant friend

Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn't do normal HP/SS

Harry just wants to be left alone after killing Voldemort. Since when has he ever gotten what he wanted? An accident in time, broken laws and beliefs, a wooing, and Harry finds love and sanity. Salazar/Harry slash

Hermione's three best friends and two meddling professors decide to play matchmaker to bring her and Remus together. Will they find love on their own or will the matchmakers win the game. "Remind me to thank Fred for that sticking charm." Harry told Ron. Winner Gold Round 1 for The Non-Cannon Awards 2014 and Author for 2014! And it wouldn't be possible without you readers thanks!

In which there are biscuits, poisonous snakes, nefarious ploys, and, oh yes, Harry is slightly mental and the heir of Gryffindor.

Its truth or dare with vampires... Bella realizes what being a Cullen really means. Very funny R&R you'll love it. rated T for a reason. COMPLETE

COMPLETE HP/LM, slash, mpreg. Lucius forces Harry to marry him. Things get bad and then they get better. This is a story about two different people from different worlds trying to make it work.

Ron's proposal doesn't go quite the way he expected. FW/HG. One-shot.

Hermione is tired of being just one of the guys but refuses let it change her. Fred takes notice of her and George helps. FredXHermione. Story takes place starting with OotP through the books and into post-Hogwarts era. Complete! R&R

Desperate to avoid Molly Weasley's matchmaking schemes, Charlie and Hermione fail to see that another matchmaker has already targeted them. Hermione/Charlie Post DH, EWE

HGCD: Cedric knows it's silly, but he can't help himself.

I wrote this based on a prompt table, it was originally entitled "Hermione and Charlie". Charlie comes home to the Burrow for a holiday and discovers feeling for a certain bushy haired bookworm. Follows their complete relationship. Lemony in places.

When a potion accidentally allows Fred to read Hermione’s thoughts, what exactly will he discover? He might just be in for some shocking revelations! Hermione/Fred! one-shot!

Moony growled suddenly. 'This is my only warning, mate. I will have you, whether the human likes it or not. You will give in to me because we are destined to be together and you’ll find you can’t deny me.' COMPLETE!

Fred, Hermione, and George under the effects of polyjuice potion. just for kicks! sort of slash-y, not smutty.

Set in Hermione's third year during the Quidditch match between Hufflepuff and Gryffindor. Oliver selfishly refuses to go see Harry after Harry falls fifty feet losing them the match. Hermione figures she needs to straighten him out! OW/HG

Tony plays Prank on McGee goes wrong now missing 9 hours. Whole team involved. Some very funny bits, some sad.TonyTim angst/friendship plus some McGiva turning up.All going to be here-adventure,torture,sex,arguments,intrigue,Ziva pulling hair

Books, are very helpful, but they will not teach you this, my dear. What happens when Sirius & Hermione debate? Remus yells. Harry gets confused. Late night visits & 'How To' books. Oneshot. HGSB

Preslash. Grissom & Sanders. Greg was determined to become a CSI. He only had a little problem: He liked Gil's beard. A lot. NEW: Grissom finally takes matters into his hands. Unfortunately, he's a bit clumsy when it comes to feelings. Complete.

Hermione craves freedom and the only place where she finds it is with Sirius. Fluffy. Sirius/Hermione.

With the Dursleys away in Majorca, Harry gets his first Hogwarts letter. Along with a whole lot of others. Which school will he chose and how will his choice effect the people and events that surround him? How will it effect his own future?

On the morning of Remus and Tonks wedding Hermione falls victim to one of the Weasley twins’ experiments and is accidentally thrown 20 years into the past. Only one thing remains certain, horrible things happen to those who meddle with time… RLHG

Hermione is writing a report. Will Remus succeed in distracting her?

Hermione's sick of people trying to set her up. She's also sick of looking for her own Prince Charming. What happens when she stays a week at the Burrow with all the happy couples... and happy bachelors? Edited! R&R HG&OW

HGxCW they meet after so many years since her first year. HG's changed, and so has CW. What is so alluring about CW, and why does he know exactly what HG needs? rating for future chapters, sexuality ON HIATUS

No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.

Hermione learns that the Ministry is serious about its fine print and Draco and Severus find themselves dueling for a prize neither wants. Marriage Law, sort of.

Oneshot. She thought he'd never see her as anything more than a child.

Hermione tries to explain something to Oliver in terms he'll understand. I'm a quaffle, not a chaser. I'm a snitch, not a seeker.

Adopt a Snape: Hermione finds a hurt bird and takes it in. The men at Hogwarts are not happy about it... and what about Snape gone Missing?

When Harry turns seventeen he finds something out about his past, well… more like about his bloodline. He decides to make good use of it… starting one death eater at a time... Will be Slash of the HPDM kind!

It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.

Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr

During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.

PART 27 ADDED, COMPLETE. Something odd about Hermione causes her to have unexpected reaction to a love potion. Only it's one which no one expected. How could a lack of reaction cause so much trouble? AU to Books 5 and 6.

Sometimes finding a family can be scary business as Harry finds out. AU For those who review, my thanks

Charlie has a bad day. MM romance CharlieColby

Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!

Two words can change a person.....

Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.

Spike comes to Hogwarts to protect the Malfoy heir. He becomes fascinated with the angsty Harry Potter and the wonderful scent the teen exudes. What happens when the Scourge of Europe knocks up the Savior of the Wizarding World? COMPLETE!

After the second task of the TriWizard Tournament, Harry feels as though no one would choose him as the one they'd miss the most, including his best friend. A HarryRon slash fic.

I'm not sure that there is a way to summerize this story without giving anything away. Hermione, Draco, and three of the Weasleys working in Diagon Alley. Some romance and some minor twists. Another Oneshot.

In the beginning: Harry is woken by a hyper Ron, who overheard something Hermione didn't want either of them to know. Just what is her SECRET? Read to find out! Please review!

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE

Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot

Five years postHogwarts there's a New Year's Eve party going on in the teacher's lounge. The newly recovered Sirius is drunk & the Professors for DADA and History of Magic start the new year off right with a welldeserved snog. Remus x Hermione

Hermione agrees to go out to dinner with Adrian. Just a little romantic ficlet.

Hermione Granger runs into Oliver Wood in the corridor and gets a lesson on offensive strategy. Smudges of OliverHermione.

Hermione opens a letter from Sirius and is thrown into the past right into Sirius' lap. McGonagall's a nervous wreck, Dumbldore is highly amused, and a young Sirius wont let her out of his sight. Whats a girl to do? Fall in love of course COMPLETE

An unwillingly pursued Severus tests the limits of the saying ‘that’s what friends are for’, with some interesting results. SSHP slash

Sirius shows up at Hermione's and stays for the summer, carefully disguised as Snuffles. (HG/SB) *Complete!*

Hermione's sixth year is ending, but something has happened and she cant go home. Will she be able to adjust to the person she must spend her summer with? COMPLETE

*COMPLETE* 7th Year; Voldemort has been defeated. Hermione has a few things left to do before she leaves Hogwarts. R for later chapters